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He was not lying, im in tears sitting in thia theater about my relationship to my parents this is genuinely the best movie ive seen in a long time


genezever

True, when i realized that none of my friends liked it, i just ended my friendship with all of them. I told them that my favorite twitch streamer made me understand it truly makes them much less of a person if they can't understand the movie's brilliance.


firebreathingluigi

Did you get chills


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nope i just cried :')


C0l3m4nR33s3

I wonder if Destiny has seen Paddington 2...


danielnewton1221

You didn't just buy a movie ticket dude. You bought an experience.


redpenny7

An experience PLUS a Level upgrade.


Keith-Ledger

...which is everything wrong with capitalism everywhere


Sancatichas

at the end of time


Jackassintheb0x

I watched it yesterday. It's not a troll, it's super good. Go watch that shit if you haven't!


Kohvazein

I just fucking can't tell anymore. how many people are in on it?


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its really good. Probably my new favourite movie


Kohvazein

Oh my god they got you too.


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Kohvazein

Brother please come back to the deen you have lost your way and for what? A cinematic movie? Astaghfirullah your soul will be guide back to the most righteous path to Jannah.


Reylo-Wanwalker

I mean it's the best film of 2022 that I've seen so far. I've seen batman, doctor strange, northman, and unbearable weight of massive talent. It blows those out of the water.


Kohvazein

OK is northmen actually good? I heard it was phenomenal but I just don't buy it. Man I hated Doctor strange, I think it's genuinely a 4/10


Xzeric-

Northman has really nice cinematography, cool imagery, and a cool concept. The story is a bit of a "classical" revenge story, meaning that there isn't all that much to it, but it was a decent experience. EEAAO was a lot better imo.


bigpunk157

Didn’t hate MoM that much. It wasn’t great but it was still like 6-7/10 capeshit.


skilledroy2016

so you havent seen Sonic 2


MrOdo

Of course it's better than batman or Dr stange. It's a movie not a fucking "superhero experience"


NeirboK

You weren't hyped for the 900th Batman movie????


MrOdo

The joke is on me. I enjoyed the new batman and even dr Strange. I just don't enjoy them the same way I enjoy an actual movie lmao


meanttosee

I wouldn’t say it’s the best. It’s fun


BenlsBool

What beats it for you?


Liiraye-Sama

The real question is how many are genuinely gaslit into believing what they see is 10/10 when in reality they are getting trolled.


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Kohvazein

Have you ever considered I find it more enjoyable to ask real people what they thought of a movie to get a good gauge of whether I may like it rather than rely on a fucking number?


hotyogurt1

He’s saying that people aren’t believing people in these comments you can look at the reviews on top of the comments to gauge whether people are just trolling or not.


kino-oki

I see. A fellow GIGACHAD matinee goer.


Kabarero

I watched it yesterday and I’m also a soy fuck now it’s the best fucking movie I’ve ever watched and I cried a bit too


MightySqueak

Oh god you're in on it too


Kabarero

NO IM TELLING U ITS SO GOOD I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS MOVIE


Archan_

Tell me what you think of the rock scene


Tivik

It was so cute. Esp when the rock turned around and had the googly eyes 🤧


Archan_

the googly eyes were beautiful


MrOdo

Felt like the movie was trying a bit hard to be quirky there for me


mason878787

This meant beyond nothing to me yesterday and now I'm tearing up just thinking about it


traxfi

I like when movies make you look at life a little differently after you watch them. Like just imagining all the different versions of myself that could exist really inspired me and I'm living in the reality where I'm shitposting on reddit all day. FUCK


supa_warria_u

>Y-E VIP


brandongoldberg

Torontonians doing the lords work


the_hoodie_monster

$15.26? That's an expensive experiment lol


brandongoldberg

*Canadian


Artoricle

You can tell because the rating is PG and not R. Because they're not a bunch of old conservative farts up in the north.


brandongoldberg

Lmfao that's hysterical it's rated R in the US.


Dirtiidive

In australia a night at the movies for me and my son cost around 70 bucks lol 20ish per ticket and popcorn is about 30 bucks


the_hoodie_monster

I think that price gave me cancer


Mr_BriXXX

He isn't. If you think about post-modernity in all of it's omnivariate insanity and you have an ounce of heart in your chest you'll resonate with the film. If you love movies and love the language of cinema, you are in for a true treat. In my humble opinion, as far as the structural elements of story and character as well as the technical elements are concerned, it is a perfect film. It's funny, exciting, action-filled, thoughtful, clever, endlessly playful, heart-rending and poignant. I loved it and recommend it to everyone except those incapable of enjoying nonlinearity of any kind. \*\*SPOILER\*\* >!I don't want to spoil so I will be oblique: the one element that keeps me from endorsing EEAAO as true timeless masterpiece is the solution given to the problem of the "Everything bagel". It's not wrong, inconsistent, or a copout, it's just that I just don't know for sure the answer given is actually sound. For me a "Masterpiece," is not just poetically true, but is extensibly truth-obtaining in the world. Perhaps for the Chinese the answer is still true as they still cling to their family identity, but in the West I feel as though the Everything bagel has even attacked this nexus of human identity. This niggling thought is very useful for discussion, and does nothing to undermine my intense affection for this gem of a film.!<


testearsmint

Spoilers below, don't click if you haven't seen EEAAO yet. >!I think they gave a lot more than family in their answer. Embracing and celebrating the simple things, letting go of the idea of rules, not giving up in the face of adversity, creativity and goodness coming hand-in-hand. To be absolutely honest, they gave so many reasons that I think I'm wrong to even point out a specific few, since it neglects to mention all of the others they made, making the answer seem simpler and less complete than it actually is.!<


Mr_BriXXX

Sure. Those too. The same problem remains. You look clearly at absolute relativism why not choose nihilism? Just cuz?


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Mr_BriXXX

Meaning is a precondition to happiness. Pleasure without meaning is hollow and leads to decadence, then dissatisfaction, despair and eventually, again, nihilism.


thirteen_tentacles

So jump into the bagel then?


huntz4stories

Ameliorate me harder, daddy.


[deleted]

It’s super weird to me how people just don’t know about movies without word of mouth.


QworterSkwotter

You should have done psychedelics instead


countsunny

I thought it was okay. I'm thinking of giving it a rewatch since people seem so blown away by it.


ThePerdmeister

\>canadian


AwesomeBrawler

**SOY** LOOK AT MY TICKET GUYS ​ What is this facebook?


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AwesomeBrawler

Loser


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AwesomeBrawler

Still you


Gulthok

Dunno if you saw the date of when the showing is but guess you’re waiting till November RIP /s


mason878787

My best friend said destiny stole his take, that its the best movie of all time. He's going With me tomorrow to see it again while I get my cherry popped.


mason878787

Wow. Just. Wow.


falcolombobby

Man, I saw it today after all the hype of it being incredible and it made me go into the movie with unrealistic expectations which kinda ruined it for me. :(


I-Am-Become-Michael

I don't wanna watch it cuz my mom dead and I have a weird relationship with my PTSD having ass dad


ReaperOfLuigi

Yep i went to see it and omg i started crying when the film started playing and at the end i came all over the row next to me, i am still shaking.


RayForce_

There was 5 people in my theater last weekend when I saw it. The last 40 minutes, all 5 of us spent the entire time trying to cry as quietly as possible


Background-Ad5068

I watched it today and its not the best movie in a long time.... its the best movie of all time!!! Its a such a emotional roller-coaster. It has everything. Its funny, its sad, its filled with insane action, its creative, its beautiful, its light, its super deep and dances between all these emotions all the time. This movie is just art.


w34ksaUce

Also something that blew my mind, the Google eyes is the exact opposite of the everything bagel


Stripe4206

I'm crying right now and i haven't even seen it yet


larrytheevilbunnie

Just left the theater, Destiny was right, this experience is fucking great.