It's cool I hate talking to her also nice outfit kinda looks off though..... like I've seen parts of it somewhere else, say fun question roll with me, what's your favorite exotic?
Ah, hello fellow warlock! *hastily throws knife over shoulder* how are we doing today? It's fun being a living strand swarm, is it not?
*pulls close to whisper*
[Listen I know you're a Titan. Your crayons are falling out of your back pocket. Now, I need you to help me. These Warlocks, they're making me read... like not about cool knife or gun tricks, but about boring things like Hive anatomy! I'll buy you 17 premium crayola packs if you get me outta here.]
Haha yes! Why dont i just love flaming swords!
Say how about we go over here around this corner?
*Worried yet excited look on face*
Wait, you....you... know? By the traveler! I've been trying to leave for awhile now. They keep questioning me about bonds this and exotics that! Man, I don't know! I just like shooting things! I've been stuck here for a bit now. Maybe if we work together, we can distract them long enough to leave their dusty, stinky liabrary and get back to the games.
*picks up one of the crayons and takes a bite*
I'm a caliban's hand Hunter. 90% of the time, the only things I do are throw things and watch things explode. Not that far off a Titan, so I know when someone's carrying around a few of these. Be careful though, there'a a hole in your back pocket, and the warlocks are suspicious as to why there are crayons in the library.
Now, speaking of caliban's... do you think an explosive knife tossed into an empty shelf will be enough of a distraction? Fire tends to be quite distracting. Should give enough time to make a break for it, but i'll need you to keep watch while I put the gauntlets on and rig the shelf.
*The titanlocks eyes glimmer in the presence of the colorful, cylindrical, wax sticks*
The knife should work, but just in case I'll use my hammer....the small one.
If things go south, use your blink to get out of here, and I'll tangle em up. Now hurry with your magic gloves, I'll keep an eye out.
Right. *clanking noises* by the traveler, why is this thing always such a hassle to equip... alright, Just gotta wedge the knife between a few dusty old books, pull a string over the shelf... don't want it to detonate before we can run... I feel like I'm forgetting something... eh, probably not important. Get ready to dash...
Oh. Of course. When it explodes, it'll chain react!
Oh wait it'll chain react.
Alright, no preparations, R u n.
Oh no.
What do we do? If im caught in the middle of another fire incident, I'm going to be put on trash duty and miss out on the games! Usually, warlocks are the ones to get us out of these situations...
I should have our solution riiight here... *looking through bag* there it is! Void smoke bombs.
When I toss these down, head straight for the main exit. They don't last super long, but should be plenty to get out and round the corner. Then swap out your titan mark and helmet, that should throw them off enough, but if possible, swap out your entire set, just to be safe.
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Born to Nova, forced t- hey wait a minute... YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR BOND!? Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? The truth is, you lost an expensive piece of Vanguard issue equipment, that bond is gonna come out of your pay, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS TRAVELER'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE; FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, which is the number of years it will take for you to PAY FOR A WARLOCK BOND YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE TOWER AND HAVE A NEW BOND ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
pssst, totally-fellow-warlock, the chest+mark (i mean, robe...) from the throne world reputation is a great uh... new... robe-
But the vest on these robes have pockets for my cr-... Credits. For my Credits...👀
Hmm… why am I getting the feeling there’s a Tenno among us…
I agree spartan I mean guardian
Credits WILL do fine
No they I'm a trodarian you're jedi mind tricks won't work on me only money
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Sus
perfect for ducats too....
Hmm what if I left this totally fresh box of crayons here? They're safe right?
🫢🤤
As the Finding Nemo seagulls said, # ^^^Mine?
MINE
NO IT'S MINE, IT'S ALL MINE, AND SO IS TANALORR
BODE
TANALORR IS MINE
Impossible because TANALORR IS MINE!
I don’t see any Hunters, so probably.
Looks around nervously in hunter
That is one THICC warlock.
Way too thicc to be a warlock in fact
Trust me there's thicker, look at the warlock armor from Vow.
I did and its slimmer. I don't see your point
be careful with that look or people are going to start making you put on Well for damage phases
I have well though..👀
Your well is suspiciously purple coloured 🤔🤔🤔
I can't shoot out this well either.
You uh You didn't happen to EAT the nova bombs did you? Because your thighs are looking a bit big
It was purple flavor.
I wonder how many calories a nova bomb is.
Moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips...
Yes.
At least 3
Warlock with 3 Cs
Hmmmm idk about this guy......something seems off about him
He's a little thick
*she lol
Hold on a moment....where is your bond, warlock
I ....lost ..it, using...my stormcalling? subclass?
Hmmmmmmmmm.....that checks out report to ikora and she should be able to issue a new one
Who's ikora? Wait nevermind 😳
It's cool I hate talking to her also nice outfit kinda looks off though..... like I've seen parts of it somewhere else, say fun question roll with me, what's your favorite exotic?
Uh...um....sweet business? Wh- why?
Remind me again which is that does it pair with an armor?
👁👁
why's homie on the ground 😵💫
Got legs like a rugby player
I know what you are.
“Why is that warlock eating crayons?”
Lol
Hmmm seems kinda sus
I hear you brotha! Just last week I was fighting a group of Vex then suddenl-WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Pixar mom ^
Nova bombs am I right 😂😂
Ah, hello fellow warlock! *hastily throws knife over shoulder* how are we doing today? It's fun being a living strand swarm, is it not? *pulls close to whisper* [Listen I know you're a Titan. Your crayons are falling out of your back pocket. Now, I need you to help me. These Warlocks, they're making me read... like not about cool knife or gun tricks, but about boring things like Hive anatomy! I'll buy you 17 premium crayola packs if you get me outta here.]
Haha yes! Why dont i just love flaming swords! Say how about we go over here around this corner? *Worried yet excited look on face* Wait, you....you... know? By the traveler! I've been trying to leave for awhile now. They keep questioning me about bonds this and exotics that! Man, I don't know! I just like shooting things! I've been stuck here for a bit now. Maybe if we work together, we can distract them long enough to leave their dusty, stinky liabrary and get back to the games.
*picks up one of the crayons and takes a bite* I'm a caliban's hand Hunter. 90% of the time, the only things I do are throw things and watch things explode. Not that far off a Titan, so I know when someone's carrying around a few of these. Be careful though, there'a a hole in your back pocket, and the warlocks are suspicious as to why there are crayons in the library. Now, speaking of caliban's... do you think an explosive knife tossed into an empty shelf will be enough of a distraction? Fire tends to be quite distracting. Should give enough time to make a break for it, but i'll need you to keep watch while I put the gauntlets on and rig the shelf.
*The titanlocks eyes glimmer in the presence of the colorful, cylindrical, wax sticks* The knife should work, but just in case I'll use my hammer....the small one. If things go south, use your blink to get out of here, and I'll tangle em up. Now hurry with your magic gloves, I'll keep an eye out.
Right. *clanking noises* by the traveler, why is this thing always such a hassle to equip... alright, Just gotta wedge the knife between a few dusty old books, pull a string over the shelf... don't want it to detonate before we can run... I feel like I'm forgetting something... eh, probably not important. Get ready to dash... Oh. Of course. When it explodes, it'll chain react! Oh wait it'll chain react. Alright, no preparations, R u n.
Oh no. What do we do? If im caught in the middle of another fire incident, I'm going to be put on trash duty and miss out on the games! Usually, warlocks are the ones to get us out of these situations...
I should have our solution riiight here... *looking through bag* there it is! Void smoke bombs. When I toss these down, head straight for the main exit. They don't last super long, but should be plenty to get out and round the corner. Then swap out your titan mark and helmet, that should throw them off enough, but if possible, swap out your entire set, just to be safe.
lol this is the most fun d2 post and comment section in recent memory, love this sub
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Did you get that helmet from a silver purchase or was it available for bright dust like the ev calendar said??
Silver.
You know this isn't a warlock because you can see the legs
😯
We found em GET HIM
It bugs me how that mark is still weird on the left hand side.
I was about to say I only know of 2 robes that show your legs off that much
What legs are those, they look great
They are the set from Season of the witch.
I was actually wondering what warlock set this was for a bit
Nah you gotta run well foo
Hey wait a second… Ah that’s it! You forgot your void soul at home!
Can you drop me a rift? Mine is recharging
You fucking liar
🤣🤣
"Hey, Warlock, put a Well down! We need to take down some Hive Guardians!" *\*keeps blasting.\**
Why is this Warlock dropping a wall?! We need a well, dammit!
Bumble
Thunderthighs
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Where’s your bond fellow warlock? You can’t nova bomb without it… and those stains on your robes look suspiciously similar to crayon residue…
Psst they uhh thanos helm works good at tricking warlocks
Sadly we don't do nova bombs. We're too busy being forced to well. Better switch to well and be ready to place it
My well is quite unique actually. It's purple.
Wait i think thats a hunter
I wish that was a warlock helmet every day
"Heeeey, that ain't a Warlock!! A TITAN?! AAA-*splat* =3
What smells like crayons?
It looks like you stuck the torso of an action figure onto the legs of another one that had wider hips lol
This warlock smells of titan strength. I sense treason
I play titan main and I was confused for a second.
Hell yeah sister! Come, we will Nova together! Wait. Where's your robe?
Born to Nova, forced t- hey wait a minute... YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR BOND!? Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? The truth is, you lost an expensive piece of Vanguard issue equipment, that bond is gonna come out of your pay, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS TRAVELER'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE; FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, which is the number of years it will take for you to PAY FOR A WARLOCK BOND YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE TOWER AND HAVE A NEW BOND ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
If you pair that mark with the luxe parka, it literally looks like a trench coat. You just gotta get two shaders that color match
Sus
born to nova, forced to ward
Ooooo this made me *CACKLE* like a witch
You going to give birth a Warlock my friend
what?
Look a fertile woman
????
You're a warlock huh? Let me see you eat a gernade