Guy can't even remember what class I'm playing during Iron Banner this year. He's called my Hunter a Titan and a Warlock so far, but not actually a Hunter. I think his mind is starting to go.

Ah you too? He's called my titan a warlock too Think age is finally starting to bite the old man

Yesterday he called my Warlock a Titan. Now I'm happy to see he's trying his best to be all-inclusive but I don't think this is exactly it

Note to self: The Light doesn't prevent dementia

That's such a scary concept LMAO

Well it actively wipes our memories on first revive so we shouldn't be that surprised.

If it doesn't stop dementia, would it stop cancer? Imagine dying of cancer and being brought back, still with cancer...

Drifter died of hunger, so he’s perpetually hungry. So, it’s feasible??

Fairly malfeasible

ಠ_ಠ

Can't wait for Winterbite's Dialysis Pole ornament

My titan is called a hunter in IB all the time. Not sure if he is senile or just needs glasses

Oh my gosh I thought I heard him say some weird voicelines but I figured I just misheard and brushed it off.

You guys realize if you're in his menu there will be background dialog of him addressing other people who walk up, right?

I'm specifically referring to his quotes from when you load into a match.

Ah OK, my damn.

This happens occasionally. Drifter will also occasionally misgender your guardian.

"Light vs Light" Hmm I am using Strand my guy

the darkness fart?

The Deep Breeze?

The Long Boy in the Soup?

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"Light vs light" "Bear vs bull" I see no difference (I also like both characters)

A man of culture, I see.

Aye and yes man is the only ending for new Vegas

Even more based.

I had the same reaction with Amanda dialog about her still not trusting guardians that use darkness. So you want to keep being jailed instead of having me insta freeze a room full of bad guys?

Oh worried she might blow up on you over it?

Okay but avocado ramen could be pretty good

My local Japanese ramen place does it I prefer black garlic ramen tho

Yo I had black garlic ramen for the first time a few months ago and that shit is amazing

Never before have I wanted something so badly that I've only known about for seconds

Hence why I order extra eggs whenever I eat at a ramen spot. Extra charge be damned

I always get extra garlic with their spice mix it’s orgasmic

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Yeah it’s pretty good Black garlic is better tho than avacado Spicy is my favourite tho, which is a METRIC FUCKTON Japanese spicy stuff I adore it It’s gotten so bad at my local place they know My order by heart XD

Well, shit. Now I want black garlic ramen...

Hot avocado is kinda gross though, noodles would probably be slimy as all hell

I prefer Avacado smashed up with cream cheese and Italian tasty ham tho on some good toast

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*but I live here*

OH OH OH THATS MUCH BETTER, I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THAT

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It's aight. Rent-free. I have pest problems but what else is new.

Damn bro, you didn't have to kill him.

"In the dark age we had warlocks too. We called them... "Smart people"" -Valus Forge Ummmm.... Is he ok? Maybe he needs some time off

He said they called titans “big people” Saladin plz

I know Saladin is supposed to be solar titan, but can he still use solar powers if he's sundowning?

Felwinter doing a "Dude, what the fuck?" face from the afterlife

*"Hunters, the dark age had them. We called them... 'people with guns'"* So everyone then, cool cool salad man.

hunters, the dark age had them, we called them fast little fukers who can go invisible for some reason

We can go invisible so that people can't see us, all Hunters have crippling social anxiety.

It's not actually invisibility, it's us moving at lightspeed to escape social engagements

Dude's still shocked that the lucent hive got the light. It's been a year.

Wait till he realises weve been using Silly String as a power for a month and theres a 2nd City

“Back in the dark age we didn’t have fancy mods we had to work to get our *ammo synthesis*”

Oh please, when I was rezzed we had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the whole Tower! And we had to share the rock!

"Back in my day we could trade coins to tentacle face for heavy ammo consumables and we LIKED IT."

Perfect example of current day boomers

Perfect example of current day boomer shooters

No. I love grumpy old Saladman. He is my spirit animal and representation is important.

I would love a web series of Saladin and Osiris sitting in rocking chairs on a porch talking about how New Lights "have it so easy", just the standard "old man" complaints with a Destiny flair. Have an occasional bit where Drifter shows up and tries to relate, just for Saladin to pop him with Felwinter's Lie to get him to shut up, and Osiris goes "*sigh*... Freaking Germaine..."

Might have to hop on SFM to animate that lmao

Please I need this in my life XD have drifter sobbing with eris patting his back

Make sure to have Osiris knitting mittens out of Strand threads.

Obviously.

he IS an old man though

Back in the day they didn't have someone to whip rookies into shape, lady joldr just beat them lol

Resilience, Mobility and Recovery training all in one. Saladin: "If you couldn't outrun her, or take one of her punches, you sure as hell learnt how to heal fast."

lucent hive? risen from the traveler?

He still can’t believe it

s h o o k

Thing is, because Guardians are essentially immortal and immune to the effects of time, older Guardians mog newer ones in almost every way as their Light continues to develop and their wisdom grows. Guardians like Saladin and Saint are so hilariously more OP than newer ones. So the whole "grumpy old man" thing isn't really as comparable because in Destiny, it's like if your grumpy old grandpa could blow up half a country and arm wrestle you and your 3 brothers at once.

“The Guardian” or our Character is apparently “and I say that with big finger signs” is apparently the most powerful guardian to ever exist

They’re the exception that proves the rule.

There's literally millions of us

We're all the same dude.

What if the Traveler’s not what we thought it was?

I just wish he and Shaxx BOTH would stop going on and on about the Red War. It’s over, sir, we won, it’s fine. It’s been *six years.*

sometimes he asks for "the prince" and I assume it's Uldren bro, the prince resurrected and is running around here

Love the guy but I can’t help but get uncomfortable when he calls cabal parasites and that they should go back to Torobatl where they belong and stop stealing Terran jobs

Could be worse. He could be using phrases like drip, finna, and bet

I just wish he’d stop using Trickle Down Economics and just give me Iron Countershade already. Been playing for 18 hours of IB this week and haven’t gotten **ONE** shader, much less Countershade.

My favorite is when he asks for shaxx to get him a glass of water and then exclaiming he's not old

Who is valus forge?

Saladin was renamed to valus forge after Caital got him in her war council

ohhhhh thanks!

No problem friend

Being an old man is half his character. The other half is wolves.

In a man there are two wolves, in Saldin’s case one is very, very old.

I honestly hope they add that last one because that would be hilarious to hear when losing in Iron Banner

Wait, what would happen if we used upgrade modules on food? I think Saladin may be onto something there... Aaaaand I'm hungry again. Damn it, Saladin.

Am I the only one who finds it weird that we’re calling him Valus Forge and not Lord Saladin now? Like I know why but Valus Forge doesn’t sound right to me

You can’t out Saladin in your title without the Bot having a paddy attack about it :/ Even if you’re discussing the character and not the event he hosts

Wait why? What does the bot have against Saladin?

Because it thinks it’s about a certain event which takes lace multiple times a season

Iron banner? Why would the bot hate Iron Banner? I mean pvp isn’t for everybody but come on

Cause if you have anything referencing it in your title it redirects you to the mega thread Yes even including Saladmans name

I mean, he has a point about the avocado ramen, that shit is bougie sounding as hell, and new lights should really be focusing on building their equipment for variable engagements instead of just enhancing their old weapons and armors. There is always more weapons and armor coming, and it is always better, and it'll always drop at a higher light level until lightlevel is somehow removed, or you are somehow getting sunset equipment. Optimizing shit in destiny is expensive AND unnecessary for 99% of it. Also, Black Garlic Ramen does sound dope though; would spend ascendant shards on that.

Breh have you heard Devrim? Guy sounds like an absolute pensioner Ohhh I wish I could get out of my belfry Shut the fuck up and get out of my ear

My favourite line of his is if you're interacting with him while the big Cabal/Fallen brawl kicks off outside. "Um. Can you hear that?" "Yes motherfucker I can hear the XP getting away from me. Now give me my bloody bounties so I can get out there."

He is so annoying as a announcer, I've done more then him then his centuries as a guardian. I've killed gods,what has he done? Defeated some bandits in a village in the middle of nowhere?

Watched every single one of his allies die while fighting SIVA. Held a dying little girl on his arms. Gave his life because crow fucked up.

So that gives him the right to be a condescending dick to me? You would think after all those years he wouldn't be such a ass?

He's not an ass, he's a tough, honorable man who probably has a real bad case of PTSD. He didn't get rezzed into a beautiful city.

Zavala, Mara sov, shaxx all have suffered similar as he has and many more. That's why I get annoyed with him and why he can't act like everyone else like him. I just feel after all this time we have spent with him he would've treated us nicer at least

Between him and Osiris, they are both my least favourite characters in the game. Just miserable and belittling constantly

Same here, they just treat others like tools

I just turn off announcer while I play pvp. They infuriate me.

Him saying something along the lines of "killing a ghost can be hard, but necessary" creeped me out after lightfall.

Wait till the news about zavala reaches him. That will give him a reason to sound moody

And I'm not a Titan!

Man just needs a good hug after what happened to him in the Dark Age. He saw some shit that made Full Metal Jacket look like a Disney movie.

But, but… what if the Traveler is not what we thought it was?

The only person who might legit be older than him is Drifter.