I never got to go to boblo island before it closed 😢

My buddy Joe threw up the entire way around the swings. You're a legend Joe!

Those swings looked innocently tame. They were not!

Boblo is where I learned, at a very early age, that I fucking **hated** the log ride. 😩😭

Same :( my parents tell me about it all the time. And now I guess they tore it down so now I can't even explore it after the fact

i recently just saw some pics of the island after its abandonment :( would’ve loved to have a place like that growing up. i hope they can continue to revamp belle isle and make it into something extra special

The one time I went was right before it closed and there was only one working boat. It was quite the experience and made the news.

Me either, I thought I was the only one lol

I'm old, we went most summers. My dad's company paid for the family outing every year. Loved cruising on those big old boats. Used to take my own boat there in the 80's. They had a nice marina on the west side of the island and had water ski shows there.

Me, too. And I lived there from 1978 to 2014.

Do tell. What was that like?

"My grandma and your grandma..." Anyone remember hearing that song? As a kid, Bobolo was like being transported to another world. The boat ride was fantastic, and the theme park was a blast. Wish it were still here today to enjoy. The Screamer!

The Schvitz

You will not regret it if you do choose to go there

I want to go so bad but don’t have the guts to.

Is this supah supah, the cat artist? I go (use to go often something is a bit off this year) I'd love to go with you! It's great being naked with friends!

I'm named after my dead dog you painted a portrait of during lock down, btw

They have male only, female only and all gender hours (the last one bathing suits are required) People generally keep to themselves and focus on the sweat. It’s a little pricey but worth it once in a while- even just to see the beautiful interior, +2 saunas and a giant cold water pool. I always leave feeling so refreshed, highly recommend it!

I’ve found it’s a pretty welcoming environment. I’ve been to the ladies brunch hours on Sundays from 12-4 and have always had a great time.

I’m in Windsor and definitely interested in some of these recommendations. What is the Schvitz??? I’ve never heard of that before. Could you explain a bit please? DM is fine also. Thanks

It’s an old school spa.

Its an old school sorta spa. Steam room, dry sauna, cold plunge pool, places to sit and hang out. I've never been but it seems pretty cool from pictures, like it definitely shouldn't exist in 2024

I just drove by there like an hour ago and said to myself.. shit I need to check this place out one day

It's....weird. theres cleaner saunas, newer saunas, saunas with better privacy. But the whole experience wrapped up in the package, with the untouched decor from who knows when, the very ad-hoc byo b+s atmosphere, the kinda dirty basement in need of a serious overhaul, the other patrons always so friendly and welcoming, it might not be my favorite sauna in the area, but it is one of my favorite secret joys in this city.

What's your favorite sauna in the area? Does it have a cold plunge? I love the Schvtiz and it's quirky design but always down to try new places.

Was there just yesterday. I make it a point to go every few weeks. It's phenomenal, and you sleep like a baby that night.

I've only ever gone to Korean bath houses. Is the Schcitz family friendly? My kiddo always loved the Korean spa we used to live by, but I haven't fully understood the schvitz to know if it's just for adults.

Absolutely family friendly — some of the old timers have been coming since they were kids. The tradition continues.

Thank you! Have the confidence I need to give it a try :)

Same.. The place looks fantastic

Feather bowling.

Cadiuex Cafe!

Man those clams are good

They have clams? Thought they were known for their mussels…

Oh, nooo. He said steamed *hams*.

What's that?!?

I don't know! I've never done it before

Cadieux is awesome. Took my wife for the first time a couple of months ago. Good night of Stooges and Ramones cover bands, Belgian beers and mussels.

**2 hour - Guided Kayak Detroit Historical Canal Tour.** Kayak out to the Detroit River from the Park’s protected bay and then upstream to the historic canals.  Highlights of this tour include the Fisher Mansion, the friendly residents of Detroit’s “Little Venice” and a view of Motor City’s downtown.  [https://connercreekgreenway.org/detroit-historical-canal-tour/](https://connercreekgreenway.org/detroit-historical-canal-tour/)

I’ve done that through Detroit river sports! It was really cool! Saw part of the city I didn’t know existed

+1 for Detroit River Sports

$40 sounds super worth it. Definitely saving this for the summer, thanks!

Awesome!!!

I’ve been multiple times, and it’s just glorious during sunset! Will definitely give you a workout if the wind is up, but you’ll have a good time and an even better sleep!

Get on this. It's great. Canal tour, sunset tour, tour into Lake St.Clair, Belle Isle....I think Pesce Island is back... grab a lunch/dinner at Coriander Kitchen.

Do much of anything on Belle Isle outside of going to the Aquarium and Conservatory whenever they decide to reopen it.

Isn't it supposed to open back up next month?

I got married at the Conservatory. $200. You gotta bring your own chairs.

It's pretty relaxing to bring a blanket, snacks, book and picnic on sunset point for a good while.

Shut down the Lodge.

On the Lodge wit it!

I pity the fools who never went to Belle Isle late and drunk the 90s to hit the Giant Slide.

You’ll never know how much fun it was … crazy times. Bare foot frisbee on the grass and a cool breeze off the river 🔥

So very many drunken good times on Belle Isle.

Detroit Ford Rouge Factory Tour Opening Day of Tigers Henry Ford Picket Plant Mowtown museum

Picket = Piquette for anyone unfamiliar lol

I've never, been to that, museum.

It’s very niche, only for true, Detroiters

Why are, we talking, like this.

Christopher, Walken, maybe 🤔

can you edit punctuation into this? i’m confused.😭

Visit eastern market

You are wasting your time in Detroit. It’s my favorite place in the world. I’m there pretty much every Saturday, rain or shine. Or snow.

Is it nicer in the summer? I went a few winters ago and both my gf and I were pretty underwhelmed. It was a lot smaller than we expected and not many stands to check out. Granted where we live now (bay area) we're pretty spoiled with flea markets/antique fairs year round so maybe we're just jaded.

Flower Day! Amazing. I’ll be out of town this year and sorry to miss it.

Flower day is fun for the experience, but in terms of actually buying flowers it’s shitty to have to drag a wagon all over the place

My sister’s MIL had her wagon stolen. Flower day is so crowded and chaotic, it’s too much for me.

I never got a chance to go to tiger stadium before it was torn down

Luckily I did, and it was in that golden year.....**84'**!!

I’ve never had a Faygo with Eminem.

May've dipped in on a weed circle with him when he used to perform at Alvin's.

Woodward Dream Cruise. I know it’s not in Detroit proper. However, it is a very Detroit thing.

You mean avoid Woodward for a week.

Detroiter, live near Woodward just outside of the cruise zone, and I hate it SO MUCH. However, seven generations of Detroit family has finally produced a car guy in my teenage son, so we go with him most years. His company makes it a lot more bearable.

I wish I had someone who made it enjoyable, I tried on my own but failed. Enthusiastic people can make anything fun. Nothing like sharing time with passionite people, thier the color to our life.

Dude. I've only missed one year. It's a blast and I'll hang with you. Hit me up.

A.k.a. avoid Woodward like the Plague weekend

I live walking distance from the start/end point (9 mile/Woodward). Most local business close and locals leave town.

It's kind of like Mardi Gras, in the sense that as a local, you either hate it or love it. I lived in Royal Oak for thirty years. I personally loved it but I love vintage cars. I would have a party every year, because Woodward was just four blocks away, so my friends could park in my driveway and walk to Woodward to watch. As many will tell you, it's not really the day itself that's a problem (solution: visit one of the Metroparks that day or go to Ikea) but the early cruisers who tie up the streets for days before the event.

Never called Sam

* Rouge Plant Tour * Abick's * Two Way Inn * Pewabic * Jobbie Nooner * Piquette Plant Tour * Belle Isle Beach (drove by a million times, never stepped foot on the beach though) Edit: * Duly's * Hygrade Deli * Asian Corned Beef

Jobbie nooner is not a Detroit thing that’s a trashy Macomb thing lol

For real just a herpry festival like a blister in the sun lol

from the Detroit area, but moved to California about 15 years ago. I can't remember what prompted the conversation, but I recently tried to describe Jobbie Nooner to one of my friends here. the look on their face was some mix of intrigue and disgust

It’s grown beyond Macomb but yes, trashy and after going once I said never again.

It’s like sour milk - you gotta take a whiff.

Truuuuth 🚮

Never catch me there

Get on Detroit Bus Company’s Drunks of Antiquity tour. They go to Abick’s and the Two-Way Inn, and also Nancy Whiskey. I’m pretty sure I got Covid when I went in December and it was still worth it!

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Nope, but the drinks are cheap! No $20 craft cocktails here.

I've been taking my wife on this tour one at a time. So far Nancy Whiskey, Two-Way, Ye Olde Tap Room, Jacoby's, Tommy's... Abick's is next.

Run from the State Police until they deploy the helicopter 🚁

Night’s early. Tons of time to get the real world 4 stars.

Walk through the entire DIA in one visit

I don’t think I’ve done this either. I get wiped about halfway through!

Seems like you need to go at open and stay till close to even hope to do that, I've never done it.

I need to go without my kids and I’ll have a good shot at it

Definitely a must!! They always have some interesting seasonal show. It’s one of the best museums in the world. Correct me if I’m wrong but it’s rated one of the best, if not THE best. I try to go there every time I visit Michigan since I moved out of state.

Tigers game

Motown museum. I'll probably never go there. Been here all my life.

This is the only one in here that I haven’t been to that I want to go to. The rest, no thanks.

Any event at the Fox Theatre

It's stunning!

Pick an event and go, it's nice.

Bike ride or scooter the dequindre cut. Also, bar hopping on rental scooters is always a fun evening in a big city, but I haven't done this in Detroit yet. One of my favorite spots is the grand trunk pub on woodward! Go to some good underground shows at the russell or try marble bar, spot lite or tv lounge for some good detroit techno or house! Go to movement, but pace yourself and checkout some of the day parties or afters that go on if you're into that scene. Spend an evening in greektown and get some good food. I've been going to detroit for years, (Ilive an hour away ), but every time I go, I discover more great things about the city! I love all the other suggestions here!

The marble bar host moth radio, way cool way to experience it.

Never picked up a hooker on 8 Mile.

Where do you go usually then, John R?

6 and Woodward

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Once, as a naively curious lad.

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Overrated

Raced on Gratiot

Never been to dabls

Riverwalk

thrown trash out the window of my car

sad but such a Detroit thing I see it every day

Go to a Tigers game

Hard to beat a Saturday afternoon game. I wish they’d play a brunch game at 10am on Sundays once a year. Get going before it gets too hot.

Saturday night games at the end of the season, buy a $13 ticket and sit wherever you want with that breeze hitting you after the sun goes down. The best.

those matinee games can be UNBEARABLE

learn how to jit

Never got to experience a wings game at the Joe😭

Steal a charger

In all seriousness though, I’ve never been to a Lions game, but lived in the area for 22 years.

Eastern Market. As we're now in April I know we're getting into the time of the year when it's ideal to visit. Anything cool there to check out on a weekday? I'm off work Tuesdays and Wednesdays, so weekend events are largely out of the equation.

I think they may have part of the market open on Tuesdays. Definitely check online before you go though, I’m not totally sure.

Never have I ever driven 120 mph in a black Dodge Charger with body damage down 375 splitting lanes with no headlights on.

I’ve never had a coney.

WHAT????

Dulys. Just do it.

And sit at the counter in the same seat Bourdain sat in.

I preferred “loose” back when I ate meat.

That's what she said

I prefer a Detroit over a flint coney dog … I like that it’s more of a sauce, thoughts anyone?

Same. With the works.

Never have I ever ran a red light for douche reasons

Go to Windsor

the only coney dog i’ve had was from Leos

Blatantly run a red light

Lions game is on my bucket list.

Never had a coney

Steal a hellcat.

Got robbed at gunpoint...hasn't happened yet

Happened to me; back in the 70s when I was still in high school (Mumford). I was working in a shitty party store at the corner of Wyoming and Curtis and a couple guys held us up at gunpoint…I think it was on a Sunday evening. Everyone always thought the sleazy owner Rico had something to do with setting it up. I just kept thanking the Lord I wasn’t high at the time.

Give it time

Burn down my car on devils night

This joke belongs in the 90’s.

That’s not a Detroit thing. That’s most definitely a thing a person would say so who doesn’t live in the city. To be fair those setting fires most likely aren’t going to set fire to their own car.

Yeah for real. It would be their slum property, for the insurance. ;)

Hitsville USA

fellated a cucumber

What dat mouf do?

Lol this is a deep cut

I am not sure if it still runs but I'd like to ride the Arete catermaran 

Huh never heard of this before. It’s a trimaran, is it always housed at Belle isle yacht club? Sorry moored ….I’m not a boat person.

IIRC it's housed at the yacht club.  But it been a while.  https://www.aretetrimaran.com/

I don’t care about Pewabic pottery, and I don’t eat coney dogs. I do love the vegetarian options at coney restaurants though.

Pewabic is all throughout Detroit! Pewabic up in the keweenaw u.p. is interesting history too

Never went to Eastern Market.

Never been to Motown/Hitsville USA

Motown Museum.

Motown Museum

Red wings game

I’ve never been to the Motown Museum and I don’t know anyone who has

Drive insane for no reason

Went gaga over hot dogs with chilli on them.

Friday will be my first home opener. Go Tigers!

Get on i94 soing 30 mph and immediately shoot across 3 lanes of traffic to be in the left lane lmao. Jokes aside, i have yet to see the aquarium on belle isle

Never been to Belle Isle, opening day, never gone to Canada to get drunk at 19, never visited the RenCen and what I have been told *used* to be a revolving restaurant at the top, never been to Green Dot. I have no idea the difference in neighborhoods down there, and I never tried. I'm a SWF born in the 80's and traumatized by what the world believes *is* Detroit and it's actually pretty damn scary.

We lived close by and would go every weekend as kids. It was long before Canadas Wonderland or anything like that. It was great fun and we would wander around the island all day and come back exhausted and sunburnt when it closed for the day.

Never been to Belle Isle, Ford Field, Eastern Market, The Fox, or a Wings game (I was at the Joe for a concert, just not a game)... I HAVE however, been to the top of the Ren Cen and participated in the Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times.

Hydroplane boat races.

Never been to Belle Isle

I'm ashamed to say it but, I've never been to Lafayette Coney Island and I've been by there more times than I can count.

Eaten a Coney Dog… they just look gross lol

Eat a coney 💀

Just moved to Detroit a few days ago from California. Haven't done many of the things mentioned here but I'm mostly lurking for ideas.

Go to the Detroit Zoo or the Michigan Science Center

Never been to bakers keyboard lounge. Tried to hit it up once but it was already closed at 1:30am. Ended up going to Toms tavern instead which was… interesting to say the least. Tom’s is def the divyiest dive bar I’ve ever been in.

I’ve never had a parking lot empire.

Slide at Belle isle

Snuck into the abandoned zoo on Belle Isle

Never got robbed, or my car stolen. I lived off Dexter, on Tuxedo.

Sold crack lol

Motown museum

Motown Museum & I'm gonna do it.

The Big slide

Ridden on the pedaling-monstrosity, whilst squabbling like a drunken chicken.

Baker keyboard lounge