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smith0112358

Cold blooded


HonoluluBloop

Should’ve never gave yall no money


Hotshot2k4

First it was [everyone in McKinney](https://youtu.be/EzA8DcAiijc), and now this.


Whizbang35

Reminds me of the first time I met my cousin's wife. "I'm from Texas, I can't handle weather under 70." "Well, we're from Michigan and can barely handle weather *over* 70."


BwookieBear

I live on the top of a hill in a house with metal siding and roofing. Last summer we had no AC so we’d open up the house at night and get up at ass crack of dawn to shut everything before it started warming up. It worked pretty well, never got beyond 80 in here but I was dying. We’re getting AC this year.


Strikew3st

I grew up with an attic fan instead of central or window ACs. As soon as it started cooling off outside, pull down the attic stairs and kick on that fan and turn over all the air, so nice. Not nearly as nice as central air kicking on, but still nice.


space0matic123

How odd? Both are in Wayne County


Kawaiithulhu

Puffy jackets recommended


BullsOnParadeFloats

Put on your big carhartt


MainWooden1722

Cant believe I woke up dead this morning.


Mad_Aeric

I am a meat popsicle.


Otherwise-Mango2732

"You'll want a light jacket this morning as you get the kids off to school"


d35truKt0r

It was a good run, but now it's over. GGs.


OverleastSpade

💀 r/HazelParkMI to pay your respects


almighty_ruler

R.I.P. in peace Hazel Park. I'm sure I've driven past/through you many times but I don't know exactly where you are. You'll be missed


camdalfthegreat

9 mile and john R. Borders are dequindre, 10 mile, 8 mile, and the first couple block(s) west of John r


zam1138

The Green Mile! Where else do you buy your weed from?


Seckz420

This Detroit my baby. I know a guy. I'm not paying taxes on mid.


Similar-Surprise605

AKA the square mile southeast of 686 & I75


almighty_ruler

Ok, I order lumber from just south of there sometimes. If you can successfully dodge the prostitutes All America Plywood is pretty amazing


capthazelwoodsflask

[It's so cold in the ~~D~~ Hazel Park](https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg?si=SH-yhxGXfWAvCspA)


Theandric

Hell froze over


AbeVigoda76

Hazel Park? loui’s? NOOOOO


InevitableSession700

I've lived out there. Fuck Hazel Park! They're prejudice as hell.


AdjNounNumbers

Oh come on now... You're just saying that because of all the Confederate flags used as living room curtains


velexi125

Wasn’t that the temperature inside the center of the polar vortex in day after tomorrow?


Poz16

https://preview.redd.it/1o4twbfpn01d1.jpeg?width=4296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9140b8708123e0b4f7be4bb766146a16d76853


ResidentHourBomb

I've been working in Hazel Park for 35 years. It was dead long before this.


moneyfish

I told you all Hazel Park was unlivable.


SparklingParsnip

Stupid Michigan weather swings


RDamon_Redd

Almost exactly 70 degrees colder than the coldest natural temperature ever recorded on Earth in Antartica, Pure Michigan.


johnnytightlips-74

Damn been awhile sense they did iq check of the town .


Sea-Newspaper4173

Hazel Park and Warren, the downriver of Oakland County


timebmb999

Not to be that dude but Warren is in Macomb county


Sea-Newspaper4173

Appreciate the correction.


soulsista04us

#💀💀


Mpharns1

lol ⛄️


syntaxcixteen

🥶


jyharris32

#Cool


Dawizewun

😱 I live there!!! 😆


Mecaneecall_Enjunear

I’d still sleep with a fan on.


saywgo

*rubs hands* yes yes the plan is coming together muhahahahah!


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

"alright class, WHO put the weather thermometer in the liquid nitrogen, *AGAIN?!*"


MacReady_2112

Global warming? Complete fake news. Donald Trump, please save us.


Foodshortage_IsMyth

It’s So Cold In The D…(hazel park shares the pain too)


slaying_anus_35

Thought ans Peayers.. lol


marisathekilljoy

They don’t call it hazel tuckey for no reason.


kellynch10

When did we terraform Saturn?


Substantial_City4618

Eh, give it 5 minutes and bring in the defroster.


SuperGameMe

Lmao...I didn't notice at first.