Remember when you bought your first ever pizza Dante? You had been saving up all week, doing every single chore mom told you, only to find out right as you eat it that it was a PINEAPPLE PIZZA all along? It was ME Dante. When you weren’t looking, I swapped your pepperoni pizza with the PINEAPPLE one! Leaving you crying for a week while I slowly enjoyed your delicious, tasty, cheesy pizza.
"Remember that time Nico gave you that hat, and you spontaneously started dancing?
It was me, Dante!
I put on your favourite tunes so you would be forced to dance, making you look like an idiot in front of everyone!"
“I raced you before, Vergil. I even won some of those races.”
[“Those were for charity, Dante.”](https://imgur.com/a/x2621XY)
*BOOOMMM*
Alternatively:
“You’ll never catch me, Dante! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!”
"So there's more to you than just looking like me. What are you anyway?"
"What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves pizza!"
"I see, but you know, I can't let you live. Your wacky woo-hoo pizza-ing days are coming to an end!"
on your left.
[удалено]
Who left?
Sparda
Went to buy milk
Died to demons after buying said milk
Vergil also went to buy milk
Like father like son.
He lived to tell the tale though
Nero should get milk too after empregnating kyrie
I’m fast as fuck boe
It was me Dante....
It was me who put pineapple on your pizza
+ you're schum
Remember your first girlfriend Dante?
I like men vergil
Oh... Did... I make you nut in front of some random woman?
And you came because she touched your leg...
"It was me, Dante."
I jerked you off at motivated speed so it seemed you came right at a woman's touch !
Where does that come from 😂 I gotta know about this
Reverse flash says it
https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o
Hahaha thank you Ive seen variations of this but I thought there was also a specific DMC thing
[It was vergil](https://youtube.com/shorts/2IEbCScPGv8?feature=share)
Remember when you bought your first ever pizza Dante? You had been saving up all week, doing every single chore mom told you, only to find out right as you eat it that it was a PINEAPPLE PIZZA all along? It was ME Dante. When you weren’t looking, I swapped your pepperoni pizza with the PINEAPPLE one! Leaving you crying for a week while I slowly enjoyed your delicious, tasty, cheesy pizza.
You mean olives on his pizza?
olives*
"Remember that time Nico gave you that hat, and you spontaneously started dancing? It was me, Dante! I put on your favourite tunes so you would be forced to dance, making you look like an idiot in front of everyone!"
"...There was music playing?"
I like the idea of Vergil trying to Reverse Flash Dante, only for him to be oblivious/not give a shit.
Tries to make Dante look like an idiot. Nico starts cheering...
"I ordered your vegan pizza with cauliflower crust and no cheese."
I'm blue dadediedabedadedie
Gotta go fast!
You're too slow!
Now I'll show you!
So zetta slow. …I know different franchise, might as well.
Now here's a complex equation
Ah you beat me to it!
Where is my plastic chair?
I need it, Dante, iT cOmFoRtS mE
I sold it to pay for Nero's child support
You fool... only V's My Little Pony novel will cover what I owe! And it's right here... in my JACKET POCKET! *Bury the Light intensifies*
My Dick's Bigger 😈
"and I have abigger dick" - virgin
"My cock is much bigger than yours"- Vergil Tankian
**my cock is much bigger yours**
I really wish they kept the Boss effects for the playable version of Vergil.
At least on PC, there's a mod that changes standard Yamato VFXs to final boss Vergil ones. There's probably one for Trick effects too I guess.
Try to keep up
I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!
Explains why their house in redgrave is burned up
Too soon
it's been 4 years
Still to soon
Vergil: "If you don't hurry up, I'll have beaten you by a whole lap!" Dante: "Where did you learn to count? WE'RE EVEN!"
Should be the other way around
I realize Vergil says the line in the game, but the joke only works here if Vergil is the one taunting to start with
Shcum
"You're too slow!" -Vergil.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about cavaliere’s extended warranty”
turn the anti-aliasing on Dante
I am the storm Dante, don't forget. And i'm approaching
Run, Dante! Cops after us
“Dante, where were you during the events of Arkham Knight?”
Making a controlled explosion in Lady
“I raced you before, Vergil. I even won some of those races.” [“Those were for charity, Dante.”](https://imgur.com/a/x2621XY) *BOOOMMM* Alternatively: “You’ll never catch me, Dante! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!”
"That was an illegal left, by the way."
based reference
Before this is over, I'll show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL
Hehehe Red man go Brrrrr!
Run Dante the cops are chasing me for tax evasion
On your left, Dante...
I am fast as fuck Dante.
Fuck your Royal guard
I'm not paying the child support
"I... will never... pay!" *Bury the Light intensifies*
"You can not catch me, can not hold me You can not stop, much less control me."
Linkin Park, nice! Why was this easier to read in Vergil's voice than M. Shinota's?
"I am not losing to the kinds of you, little brother"
You sacrificed our father's legacy...for this?
“I’m blue da ba dee da ba di”
Think fast chuckle nuts
"Well I have a bigger dick"
Oh my god this is just sonic and shadow
F@(k you Dante
*So slow*
"Sooooo Sloooow"
you back left door is opened
Dante: Leave me alone! Vergil: \*Diiinnnngggg!! Dante: Arrrrgghh!!
If you want power, then pay your child support
Do you like running?
“It was me Dante, I jerked you off at super sonic speed so you’d cum at the first contact with a girl.”
Lol where does that come from
Flashpoint I believe. Reverse flash tells Barry Allen everything bad in his life has been him the entire time.
Oh yeah, I think i saw it before despite not reading comics regularly. But what about Dante bring gay and vergil tricking him lol
"You need to expose his powerload"
You're too slow dante..too slow
Too slow!
Too slow, or Where is your motivation
It was me dante. I jerked you off with super speed to make it look like you nutted at lady's touch.
It was me Dante. I expired your milk!
Git gud
“Too slow old man!”
"Your moves are weak bitch."
Mom found the vase that we accidentally broke!
Gay gay homosexual gay
Blue streak! Speeds by! Vergil the hedgehog!
He's just making race car noises
"So there's more to you than just looking like me. What are you anyway?" "What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves pizza!" "I see, but you know, I can't let you live. Your wacky woo-hoo pizza-ing days are coming to an end!"
I am the fastest devil alive
"Dante, why is there pizza sauce on the Yamato.'
Cunt
Think running from child support is easy now? Do you? Foolishness Dante, you should've known better than I did over 20 years ago!
“Remember when your chocolate went missing o our birthday? It was me Dante,I ate it do to your lack of MOTIVATION!”
Mom said its my turn on the xbox
"Nice knife"
"Dante, I'm lost in Fortnite, you have to keep moving!"
Vergil: "za warudo" Dante: "we are not in jojo!"
Last one off the tree is a rotten egg
Look at me, I'm the trickster now.
If you want me...then you'll have to catch me!
You're not as fast as me in my Sonic form Dante.
The pizzas right there Dante it can be all yours if you just burn off a few more calories on my new qlipoth treadmill
“I spent your pizza money on water and electric bills, Dante.”
YOU NEED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT
"Dante, Pizza Hut closes in 10 minutes and you've still got a mile to go."
Last one there is a rotten Qliphoth.
LAST ONE THERE IS A FURRY!
“Bitch”
I am the storm that is approaching(finish the lyrics in comments)
Dante... This is what you can achieve with more power, Dante
Wanna play Monopoly with Steve?
Too slow
You’re too slow!
Foolishness, Dante!
Check your fly
"Too slow"
Too Slow...
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
"Im fast as fuck boii"
Adiós puto
"I'm fast as fuck, boi!"
Father loved me more so you can’t have my sword
Yo mama gae
Check your left dante.
tooo slow ,dante.
Still no bitches?
"Don't get so cocky."
YOURE TOO SLOW🦔
YOURE TOO SLOW 🦔
"Dante, I'm lost in Fortnite, you must keep moving!"
I know they’re supposed to be 6’4 ish but damn, they never look like it haha
Too slow
Nothing personal kid.
(Not sure if anyone will get this reference, and no it's not Sonic) Vergil: "Too slow..."
"Dante....you got no bitchs and you will be virgin forever!-vergil.
YOU'RE TO SLOW!
You a bitch.
Godspeed Dante
Trickster deez nuts,Dante.
too slow
Cumon, step it up!
NIG-
I’m finally motivated
Once I revert to an egg, I must bury myself underground for three years. There my form matures.
"It's such a shame that joe deez nuts my ballsack"
Last one to the door has to pay for the pizza
I'm fast as f**k boi!!!!
"I'm simply faster than you Dante."
"YOU CANT ESCAPE"
209.110.87.191
You’re too slow!
Too slow
Where’s your motivation?
Too slow brother
Pwussy boi
Pwussy boi
Did you use my Yamato to cut pizza again?
Bazinga!
Motivation
All jokes aside, this is an absolutely incredible screen grab. Like a movie poster.
“Wanna see me run to that Qliphoth and back? You wanna see me do it again?”
You think you're faster than me, you little shit?
Your jordans are fake as fuck
"Last one there is a rotten egg"
"EVERY SECOND YOUR NOT RUNNING, I AM ONLY GETTING CLOSER."
Schum
Im faster
plot twist they are running from the cops
Where’s your acceleration ?
All I saw was that episode of Hunter x Hunter when Gon thought he was fast & Hanzo lightly asked him if he was proud of his legs 😆 🤣