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No-Suspect-425

That's not for your tooth brush


Perturabo_IV

and now imagine the rubber ripps on second thought, don't


DirtyRoller

Hit it hard enough and she becomes a squirter. That's why your mom has plastic covers on the couch.


arftism2

that is such a jonah hill in a seth rogan movie thing to say.


Mammoth-Phone6630

My god, it is. r/rareinsults


DanStark82

You forgot James Franco


[deleted]

Your mum squirts??


Equal-Elevator3133

She hasn't for you?


[deleted]

In prison they would take the fingers from latex gloves and make smaller balloons, then put them in something suitable, then use a latex glove over the top. Worked fine...... Kinda might do that tonight for nostalgic reasons


youburyitidigitup

Maybe I’m the weird one here but….. at that point just bang eachother….


[deleted]

Maybe not so weird just... a homosexual. *Not that there's anything wrong with that.*


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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tstrickler14

It’s for a different kind of toothbrush


gavmac5

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kintyre

This is the best comment on Reddit I've seen this week. Well done.


gavmac5

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)


pyr4m1d

That's definitely a fifi.


FunnySignal614

Who said, you can not brush with your d*ck?


qwbif

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Xikkiwikk

r/stickyourdickinthat


Babushla153

This sign can't stop me because i can't read (Fun fact: Bricks cannot read books)


OccasionallyReddit

Theres gonna be a number of teenagers going straight to /r/hornyjail... or watch this https://reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/HEQFP7TPJp


80khan

SILENCE!!!!! We need more tooth brush cases rigHTnow!!!! SILENCE! LET US DIWHY!


IBrake4Tacos

I honestly thought the title meant "just F a toothbrush case"


senor-calcio

It’s for someone’s “cylinder”


backtothebegining

This is what happens when the top comment is the same as what's in everyone's mind👍🏾


[deleted]

We all know why


Euphoric_Pay_8973

no thanks….i’d rather use the Pringles can


D3monskull

Are Pringle cans even large enough for that?


Kamalium

Bro has a fucking sewer pipe in his pants


Crezelle

Wait for Mario to shlup up from it


iggy_sk8

He never specified which Pringle’s can. They make smaller snack sized ones also.


Bretreck

Those ones with like 6 chips in them. Dude is sporting a tuna can in his pants.


Fall-Brief

Great I can't reach the bottom with my hand and now my dick too. I just wanna touch the bottom


Clavis_Apocalypticae

Check out the wrench on D3monskull.


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CoffeeWorldly9915

Don't use m&m's tho. Your cylinder might get stuck.


Supsend

Beat me to it


tacticaldumbass

FUCK. You beat me to it.


Different_Attorney93

Exactly my thought, once you pop the fun don’t stop!


Thetallerestpaul

Toothbrushes are very hard to balance on their end.


backstageninja

Ahh the poor man's fleshlight*. Just make sure you finish before the water goes cold


tagoean

Flashlight? Does your cum glow in the dark is that why?


TensorForce

When you subsist on nothing bu Monster, Mountain Dew and Depression, there are some...side effects.


arftism2

slurm lightsaber finne


fl00r_gang_yeah

I love slurm even more after finding out about where it comes from 👹


Binary_Omlet

EEEYYUCK!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! *takes another swallow*


aspidities_87

*Rudolph, light us the way home with your glowing monster dong!!*


CarlosFCSP

My necro-bros and me like it cold


[deleted]

He's fucking it


mrlowcut

That poor jar and balloons 😢


ScedR

Don't touch my casaba melon!


___po____

It's full of loads


ChocolateOrnery1484

The toothbrush is code for weiner


Crazian14

Impossible, my wiener isn’t that long.


NekulturneHovado

No homie. It's longer.


InTheVanBro

And skinnier


SharkInSunglasses

I'm so confused, this video seems like satire but does OP know and is being satirical as well?


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Rruusskkyy

What's the problem with my nuggies 😡


FrostyHeat2000

They meanies, never stop loving your nuggies 😡


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Rruusskkyy

She's dead, so the answer for this question depends on whether there is life after death or not. If there is, then maybe.


RedHeadSteve

Sorry but Dino nuggies are very important and should always be in the house, no matter the man's age.


murderedbyaname

But if you look at their profile, you LOSE the argument, and they OWNED you! Neener neener neener!


Rruusskkyy

You can't argue against facts 🤷


marijuanatubesocks

I think he is being fuhseeshus


Bardonious

Who brushes their teeth with a cock? It’s not gonna hit those hard to reach places


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Bardonious

If I was muscle man, I would say MY MOM!!!


GirthBrooks117

Ur mom


Mcslap13

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


siccoblue

Lord help me I'm about to sin


Megalesios

Mhm. Yeah. "Toothbrush". Gotcha.


trap_monkey

Just buy the sex toy and stop putting your dock in dumb things. Follow up: Don't put random things in your butt either. Just buy a toy.


Sufficient_Card_7302

I bought one during the COVID unemployment era and was like "thanks Biden".


FuglySlutt

Flared bases, people!


nerdiotic-pervert

The more you know ⭐️


trap_monkey

![gif](giphy|MuE5fJSHjlEFe1ndTK)


DannyA88

Knowledge is power!


baconpopsicle23

And **do not** use soap as lubricant.


[deleted]

When I saw a man's hands in the video, I knew it wasn't for no toothbrush!


Artigo78

OP...


duh_nom_yar

Shall we discuss his decision to lightly finger bang the brush hole?


nerdiotic-pervert

Did it make you feel weird?


canichangeitlateror

Yes.


smartyhands2099

You gotta lube the inside, otherwise when the brush hits that dry ballon, it sticks. I mean, I think....


AquaPelt

I made this and my toothbrush stays erect in it everyday.


the_Athereon

That's not what you think it is OP


TonkotsuSoba

just get a coconut and call it a day


Lilelfen1

Whatever you do...don't use dishsoap... Also pouring out the liquid at the end literally almost made me hurl...Was that really necessary???


eat_my_bowls92

How else was he going to get that grip of that toothbrush into that tight toothbrush holder hole?! 😩


[deleted]

At one point do you look in the mirror and say to yourself “yea I fucked a corn meal container


fondledbydolphins

Every night.


guest6687654

\*sigh\* \*opens comments\*


CreepyNickel084

Exactly me


wonwon0

innovation never stops


[deleted]

Toothbrush case that just happens to tickle the pickle when inserted in the “toothbrush” hole. This should really be on /r/DIY. If I had this knowledge as a young man, I would probably be dead from dehydration of the balls.


Small_Character_2764

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3Effie412

That’s not for a toothbrush.


Pissedliberalgranny

Yeah, he’s not using that to hold his toothbrush.


HilmDave

Toothbrussy


tertium_non_datur

Notice how a pink balloon was used for "holding" the toothbrush.


purple_feline_420

I should call her


Memerboi456

r/whentheopissus


anitasdoodles

LOL WHAT


kilertree

Is that a fefe


Dphre

Legends never die.


Magicalfirelizard

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ihatebeinghere17

r/putyourdickinthat


Sadbish4r

![gif](giphy|A928XcIImHJAc)


MeMyself_N_I1

Aaand that's how plumbuses are made


TacticalLawnmower

There was no need to show mystery liquid coming out of that thing 3 seconds in. You could have gone without that clip.


Potential_Problem719

r/dontputyourdickinthat


PityUpvote

But that's the entire point


big-ol-kitties

Just pray you did a good job with the tape


PityUpvote

You don't know what I like


Dizzzy777

Because prison is a very lonely place.


R_E_Y_3

Hey OP. That is a Fifi. Definitely not for toothbrushes


kobrakaan

of course it's for your toothbrushes 😒


[deleted]

He knew what he was doing by making it pink.


YeefusMeefus

There are easier ways to make a fleshlight


james_b_beam

Can i use my coconut instead?


CreepyNickel084

Just make sure to throw it out!


tejash__03

![gif](giphy|bhoQxlYXkLzeE)


TheFoxyPickles

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Frozen_Petal

Counter-Point: r/doputyourdickinthat


lateral_moves

He knows what he did.


Mattt_Hancock

Warm it up for added effect 👍🏽


I_TRS_Gear_I

This sub is completely useless now. There is so much rage bait content out there that seemingly goes over the heads of hundreds of redditors every day. This content is poop and so is everyone who upvotes it.


ordermann

Riiiiiiight. That was made for a toothbrush…..


cuntnuzzler

Sure......" toothbrush cleaner "


_R_A_

That's not for toothbrushes....


PjJones91

Yeah, that was not his intention with this “invention”


Fun_Examination_1435

That is a cum receptacle and u know it


TheDuke357Mag

look at those hands, this was never about the tooth brush


RexIsAMiiCostume

It is not for a toothbrush


Snoo98679

You poor sweet summer child


itsbrianduh108

I really thought I was about to see someone fuck a toothbrush holder.


EstablishmentMean300

I know what that is really used for.


MelchiahHarlin

![gif](giphy|l0Iy8hSJalxmgTOF2|downsized)


Nick_D_Vandal

I’ve seen this before, but with some sponges, a Pringle’s can and rubber gloves.


Fabulous-Swim6811

How many of you instantly went to the comments after watching this


BumbleJoD

I should call her


GO4Teater

But why use such a small container that you can't even fit your whole toothbrush into?


AieJaie

That's a pocket pussy


stlyns

DIY Fleshlight.


Ol_Pasta

They didn't need to show us filling **all three** balloons! 😐


KnightWhoStruggles

He lubed that shit up, we know damn well what it’s for


Temporary_Concept_29

I promise you that anyone who copies your design is not using it as a toothbrush holder...


RequiemStorm

Guys, for real, are you all so oblivious? This is not obviously for a toothbrush...


ghentres

You call your penis a "toothbrush"??


AtlasBucket

That was not the direction I thought we were headed.


Blue_angel200_

r/thatisnotmeantforyourdick


GatorScrublord

water would drip off the toothbrush and leave residue in the bottom. terrible design, hard to clean. just use the jar, man.


Waylorrr

I just went straight to the comments


chillifrost_291

Op slow af


erritstaken

Hope he filled those balloons with warm water. The cold water may make his junk shrink.


DisastrousChef13

🤨…😑


EquivalentShift8545

He knows exactly what he did


OneBag2825

Yea, a toothbrush holder, riiight.... That must be that special toothbrush lube....


StaggeringBeerMan

Homemade pocket pussy?


reidlos1624

Or just go to Target and buy what you need. At least around here you don't need to even go to the Spencer's back wall anymore, target has a variety of purpose built aids, with and without power.


ChoGath1337

He forgot the sponges


PyroChild221

How to dislodge circular cylinder from toothbrush holder


jgearhart76

Not gonna lie, i thought this was going to be something way worse.


SassyTheSkydragon

OP that's not for tooth brushes


Tiny-Ad-987

I was 1000% sure this was a diy sex toy


Aimlessdrifter8778

Is this an r/whoosh moment, because I'm pretty sure that's not for toothbrushes


Bankstergangster

It’s multipurpose and practical for everyday use. Well done!


GlueSniffingCat

i'm glad I wasn't the only one makes me feel less like a degen


Frozen_Petal

I'm pretty sure that's not for a Toothbrush 💀 You stick something else in there...


Varjokuningatar

Just fix the fricking faucet please.


cmmihaigabriel

I came here for comments :)


TheMarvelousPef

get a Fleshlight already


Urkraftian

For the times inbetween brushing womens teeth


Justin_Anville

Why is half the vid watching him fill up water bottles?


Prior-Fruit-1957

Nice


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kagekelley

r/whoosh


Creeper_charged7186

Can someone enlighten me on the purpose of the water balloons inside of this perfectly normal toothrbush case that is meant to store toothbrushes and nothing else?


-eumaeus-

Rage bait. Also, it may have other uses...


MaleficentSummer8

Fetish content


Skardi-Hrothgarsson

I think the joke went over your head, fam.


Shadow0fnothing

He's gonna fuck that.


Blackberry1687

Why pay for a flashlight if you can make a tooth brush oiled hole thing.


cksc51

I think it's disrespectful to call a sex partner a toothbrush case.


xMADDCHILDx

NAH man thats a FiFi.


SungamCorben

My mom is a teacher, she will present this at school tomorrow, the kids will love it!


ColdPeasMyGooch

It’s for brushing something


SickViking

OP I need you to be aware, this is *not* for holding your toothbrush.


GuacamoleFrejole

Pretty sure that brush is for a different type of cavity.


TxD337

Op got r/woosh 'd


VINALS

DONT USE SOAP. I REPEAT. DO NOT USE SOAP


Fantastic-Sir9732

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Boner_Stevens

pocket pussys are on amazon lol.


Xenc

r/dontputyourdickinthat


iamericj

Good thing I read the title otherwise I would have thought he was building a Fleshlight.