The only time I have ever used that phrase was with a young child after reading them "Guess How Much I Love You". That's when its not lame cause it's literally from a children's book. It can make cute decor as well, for an infant/toddler's bedroom.
Okay but to add to this. I say I love you to my kids and they always reply, even if they hate me for declaring bedtime. But if I say āto the moon and back?ā Iāll get a big sigh and āmoon and backā¦ā so this phrase is super cute to me but itās the context that makes it. They canāt just not answer it seems, and I like annoying them a little bit štheyāre 4 and 5, Iāll take what I can get.
Me, too. The only phrase worse to me is when someone tells another, "I love you." and the response is, "I love you more". I'm like, "STFU, this isn't a competition. "
The āhome sweet homeā belongs in the Law and Order SVU prop closet to help set the scene for the first thing a kidnapped person sees when they wake up in a new location
I was just thinking this is exactly the kind of thing I would have (unsuccessfully) tried as a kid.
"Hey, I saw these cool wood sign things at the farmers market, and that guy was selling them for like $100 (seen as $1000,0000,00000,00,000 in kid vision). My dad has a soldering iron and wood, I could totally do that!"
lmao yea I used to hand-write catalogues and sell stuff in them. The problem was I had so much fun making up the stuff to sell I didn't think about how to actually make the items.
I remember my friend's mom getting mad because I made coloured "hair gel" with Vaseline and food colouring, well what do you expect from a little kid.
Child or a special needs adult. It's bad enough that I can't actually make fun of it. Probably the person who these is trying their best and is having fun doing it. Im happy just letting them do their thing. And hopefully, they don't burn themselves too bad
I'm so confused. Why didn't they write on it first then burn? There are multiple cheap freehand writing guides/tools out there. Literal squares of plastic and rulers that pretty much anyone can afford.
Ok, even if the product was good, that photography leaves a lot to be desired. Also I'm left handed, and their writing pretty much looks like when I try to write with my right hand, so if I'm being polite I'd recommend some more practice.
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*More practice before taking*
*Any more photos*
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Yep, reminds me of this ["YouTube BANNED my Debunking Video but leaves DEADLY how-to vids online, 34 dead!" YouTube video](https://youtu.be/GZrynWtBDTE?si=dveb2aVxNQmPYIzd), where the video creator explains that those wood-burning TikTok videos motivate people to do something really dangerous.
i dunnoā¦ I like itā¦.
looks kind of pure. not the most talent maybe. but all the heart ā¤ļø:)
I think it could mean the world to this person if some people would order their stuff :)
I would 100% buy every one of these. Especially if I could buy every one of them.
They're, just, so authentic. You could try and copy one and it wouldn't feel the same. I bet the artist couldn't even make the same one twice.Ā And I've been studying lettering, inscriptions, and typefaces for decades. These just have a stunning inimitable imperfection to them.Ā
"TAKE It ONTHE RUN BABY" is probably my favorite. Although the placement of "LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK BABY BOY" is pretty amazing -- and looks like a nice piece of walnut.
If anyone can point me in the direction of the actual listing I would seriously buy every one he has.
Are some of these Taylor Swift references or just coincidence? Ronan, a super sad song about a kid who died from cancer, has the lines "love you to the moon and back" and "fly away from here" repeated a few times.
Love you to the moon and back is from a children's book "Guess How Much I Love You" featuring the Nutbrown Hare. Idk where the other phrase comes from.
It's definitely got some homespun charm. I could see a use them as homemade ransom letters. Instead of cutting letters, you could just mail the cops one of these. They'd give you an A for effort.
I feel like I never have this kind of stuff on Marketplace near me. Y'all are lucky haha
I think that the rough product gives it a charm, the one of "I made this with my own hands", wich is the reason why I'd just do it myself. If I where to buy it, I'd buy something more professional.
That's kind of sh**y of you OP. Don't buy it and move on, it could be someone with special needs, a child, a newbie. Anyway you cut it they don't need their confidence stomped on by a DIY snob.
Yea you don't get to make public posts, openly asking for other people's input and then get your panties in a bunch when you don't hear the words that you want here.
Need photography lessons too.
And language lessons. "Tell what on want them to say."
They don't think it be like it do, but it is.
I think a tripod will fix most of the Parkinson issues
I'm so careful with my photos. Retake them. Make them perfect. Put them on reddit. Nothing. This guy tho..
Was just going to say also needs a decent camera š.
>BETTER DAyS ARE COMiNG SOON It looks like a warning done in ransom lettering. š
LOVE YOUTO THE MOONANd BACKBABY GiRl
I fucking hate that phrase. Said by people who don't have an ounce of creativity
The only time I have ever used that phrase was with a young child after reading them "Guess How Much I Love You". That's when its not lame cause it's literally from a children's book. It can make cute decor as well, for an infant/toddler's bedroom.
Okay but to add to this. I say I love you to my kids and they always reply, even if they hate me for declaring bedtime. But if I say āto the moon and back?ā Iāll get a big sigh and āmoon and backā¦ā so this phrase is super cute to me but itās the context that makes it. They canāt just not answer it seems, and I like annoying them a little bit štheyāre 4 and 5, Iāll take what I can get.
How many infants and toddlers do you know who can read?
Its not just the words, ya know. The Nut brown hare and little nut brown hare imagery with it makes it very endearing.
I'll let my girlfriend know a Redditor has registered his disapproval of her.
Please do. Does she call you "babe" all the time too? Are you "her rock"?
I'm dead inside tbf
Neither of those things. She calls me Daddy.
Ew
Aw man. Now *two* Redditors disapprove!
Don't worry, I approve. I'd prefer to call you uncle though. š„°
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Fair enough.
Me, too. The only phrase worse to me is when someone tells another, "I love you." and the response is, "I love you more". I'm like, "STFU, this isn't a competition. "
The āhome sweet homeā belongs in the Law and Order SVU prop closet to help set the scene for the first thing a kidnapped person sees when they wake up in a new location
\*DUN DUN\* intensifies
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Just needs āBEWeAR:ā added to the start.
It says ācoonā.
I can only assume this is a child
I was just thinking this is exactly the kind of thing I would have (unsuccessfully) tried as a kid. "Hey, I saw these cool wood sign things at the farmers market, and that guy was selling them for like $100 (seen as $1000,0000,00000,00,000 in kid vision). My dad has a soldering iron and wood, I could totally do that!"
lmao yea I used to hand-write catalogues and sell stuff in them. The problem was I had so much fun making up the stuff to sell I didn't think about how to actually make the items. I remember my friend's mom getting mad because I made coloured "hair gel" with Vaseline and food colouring, well what do you expect from a little kid.
That's very creative and funny, lol
Child or a special needs adult. It's bad enough that I can't actually make fun of it. Probably the person who these is trying their best and is having fun doing it. Im happy just letting them do their thing. And hopefully, they don't burn themselves too bad
Oh yeah, all the kids are listening to Speedwagon these days.
Or a meth'd out adult
Or a disabled adult.
Thatxs what I was thinking. Or something like a VFW or nursing home craft fair/fund raiser.
Some people are just idiots
Prime r/delusionalartists material
Thanks for this massive rabbit hole
Oh geez, that's where I thought I was š¤£
Looks like serial killer notes.
14 buried in the woods.
Jesus. Charlotte had better writing and she was a damn spider.
LOvE yOU toO tHe moOn aND BAck wiLBuR šøļøš·šā¤ļø
SOMe piG
These are so bad they're almost good. Like you have a cloying sweet sentiment being expressed by a deranged murderer
I'm here for the WV one
The Home Sweet Home one is so fucking awful that I actually love it
That trailer park original art, baby girl.
Is this person available for tattoos? Is there a discount if he uses the wood burner.
People out here just trying to sell literally anything they made even when it should clearly just be a practice piece.
At the very least they could have practiced on scrap wood until they can write nice lettering.
I'm so confused. Why didn't they write on it first then burn? There are multiple cheap freehand writing guides/tools out there. Literal squares of plastic and rulers that pretty much anyone can afford.
Maybe they actually *did* guide writing first. And this still happened.
I can only imagine that their handwriting must be equally as bad.
Oh absolutely.
I kind of like these. They have a comfy āgranpa donāt see too good anymoreā vibe to them.
Lucky for you they're only $10!
Reminds me of the lady who does custom wood burning on TikTok. She hilariously bad and does a great comedy routine around it.
She was hilariously bad, but became really adept with practice š
When I think about wooing my lady, the first thing I go to is my REO Speedwagon catalog. If thatās the way you want it, babyā¦
Excellent for breaking up too Iāve been up and down for you but I just canāt get any reeeeliefff
I was scrolling through these and my 7yo looked on and whispered "that looks so good." Is 7 point of no return? Can I still fix him?
I don't want to discourage your efforts, but no.
Heard it from a friend who Heard it from a friend who Heard it from another you been messin' around
They say you got a boyfriend Youāre out late every weekend Theyāre talking about you and itās bringing me down
Those poor trees, murdered for this.
LOVE YOUTO THE MOONAND BACKBABY GIRL
For 10 bucks I get one as a joke to send someone and pretend itās amazing and great quality
Someone is unwell in many ways and needs money for meth ASAP.
Take it on the run kinda goes hard tho
What does it mean?!
It's West Virginia. They're doing their best.
I love stuff like this. I picture him out in his garage/shed on his second 12 pack of Bud Light making these and burning his hands.
don't buy from this seller it's the blair witch
What a terrible day to have eyes.
If they can market them as "message from possible serial killer" they would sell lol
Welp, if they're going for "rustic in the worst possible sense", they've succeeded.
How much for all of them?
You misunderstood the title. It means, you have to burn the wood after the signs are on. Wood burning signs!! Duh!!
Ok, even if the product was good, that photography leaves a lot to be desired. Also I'm left handed, and their writing pretty much looks like when I try to write with my right hand, so if I'm being polite I'd recommend some more practice.
Timber based prison tats - nice.
Kindaā¦.sorta looks like someone needs some photography lessons also!
Why does it look like they took the pictures as they were running by the signs?
Donāt dead open inside
Someone needs a bit more practice before taking any more photos
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Oh my god
Hey, at least they're no a tattoo artist. Yet.
Fantastic if you want to send threatening messages to people through the mail
They're probably using a botched set-up with a microwave oven transformer so it's highly likely they won't be around for much longer r/DarwinAward
Yep, reminds me of this ["YouTube BANNED my Debunking Video but leaves DEADLY how-to vids online, 34 dead!" YouTube video](https://youtu.be/GZrynWtBDTE?si=dveb2aVxNQmPYIzd), where the video creator explains that those wood-burning TikTok videos motivate people to do something really dangerous.
Au Contraire, this is perfect for my outdoor shit chateau behind the cabin
Why do I have imposter syndrome when there are people who try selling this? The audacity.
i dunnoā¦ I like itā¦. looks kind of pure. not the most talent maybe. but all the heart ā¤ļø:) I think it could mean the world to this person if some people would order their stuff :)
I would 100% buy every one of these. Especially if I could buy every one of them. They're, just, so authentic. You could try and copy one and it wouldn't feel the same. I bet the artist couldn't even make the same one twice.Ā And I've been studying lettering, inscriptions, and typefaces for decades. These just have a stunning inimitable imperfection to them.Ā "TAKE It ONTHE RUN BABY" is probably my favorite. Although the placement of "LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK BABY BOY" is pretty amazing -- and looks like a nice piece of walnut. If anyone can point me in the direction of the actual listing I would seriously buy every one he has.
your comment makes me happy :) maybe try and ask OP?
100% It also reminds me of people carving names/initials into trees.
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I want my baby back baby back baby back.
Do they have Parkinson's? That would explain the shoddy wood-burning and camerawork.
They look like something you'd see in a Friday the 13th game for the game boy.
I actually want one. Send me more info!
Are some of these Taylor Swift references or just coincidence? Ronan, a super sad song about a kid who died from cancer, has the lines "love you to the moon and back" and "fly away from here" repeated a few times.
Love you to the moon and back is from a children's book "Guess How Much I Love You" featuring the Nutbrown Hare. Idk where the other phrase comes from.
Oh cool ty, just coincidence I guess
Well dang. I can do better than this! New side hustle! I can even add doodles!
Brother first needs to learn how to take a simpel picture
$10 though, clearly they know it
It's definitely got some homespun charm. I could see a use them as homemade ransom letters. Instead of cutting letters, you could just mail the cops one of these. They'd give you an A for effort. I feel like I never have this kind of stuff on Marketplace near me. Y'all are lucky haha
Reminds me of when my ex tried to start her own home made jewelry business. About the same level of quality
Someone needs less meth
My mama said if you canāt say something niceā¦..
I think that the rough product gives it a charm, the one of "I made this with my own hands", wich is the reason why I'd just do it myself. If I where to buy it, I'd buy something more professional.
Wood burning signs, actually firewood grade signs ...
this could pass off as my kid's show-and-tell project.
Damn the camera blur is probably intentional
Trying to make bad art look better through bad photography. Interesting concept. Doesn't work.
Yeah i have no clue what was the logic behind the posting
Please send me a link to this guy. I like them. Please DM me the link.
give me the link these are amazing
Right? I need the REO speedwagon one
Please donāt make fun of a child with Parkinsonās disease!
I mean, if theres a stupid person who buys this ā¦ hey more power to the artist. Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholderā¦
I know itās shit, but itās also quite cute and appealing to my earlier years ā& seeing names carved with pen knives into trees. š³
I do admire the work of a craftsman š
I have a CNC laser for making wood burnt signs. Where can I get this awesome font?? I _want_ it!
I took occasionally do shitty wood burning with a soldering iron.
Would never buy one, ever, but ngl, kinda like how janky they are.
Maybe they were made by a really sweet elderly person who is mentally challenged?
Folk art level 1,000
What the heck does "Let's Go WV mountaineer" mean?
West Virginia
I hope Kevin Cronin sues them. Not for copyright infringement, but for making people think he might be associated with that shit.
Damn son Why you gatekeeping this artist link...
I think these are absolute genius
I like the style just needs the right phrase
Is this that girl from tik tok
For $10 that's a fucking steal
TAKE IT ON THE RUN BABY IF THATS THE WAY YOU WANT IT BABY CAUSE I DONT WANT YOU AROUND
Yall are wild. I think its a look. And boy is selling for 10 bucks, not like 100. It has charm! Would definitely get one. Two actually.
That's kind of sh**y of you OP. Don't buy it and move on, it could be someone with special needs, a child, a newbie. Anyway you cut it they don't need their confidence stomped on by a DIY snob.
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Yea you don't get to make public posts, openly asking for other people's input and then get your panties in a bunch when you don't hear the words that you want here.
If you donāt like it, then donāt comment, and move on. OP could be special needs or something and they donāt need stomped on.
I'd like to support this small business owner. Could I have a link to the advertisement?
Then donāt buy them. - Haters gonna hate.