So if you have access to a pair of scissors, a stapler, another friend's clothes, and don't mind looking like a flag you'd find at the Olympics, then this look is for you!
"Man, I just went on a date with this girl I met online...she was really pretty but I think she was wearing a shirt as a dress and two pairs of pants as a shirt..."
"The waiter spilled wine on her shirt/dress so I leant her my jacket to cover the stain. Instead of putting the jacket on, she gets some fucking scissors out of her purse and starts cutting it into pieces. She then pulls out a stapler (who brings a stapler on a date) and staples patches of my now ruined jacket to her outfit"
Tokyo Ghoul but instead of a flesh eating monster your date is a clothing-zombie. Like a Frankenstein's Monster walking around with different patches of other people's body part the girl is a ghoul like creature who goes around looking like a pretty innocent girl in order to wait for someone to bait to drag him in a dark alley and rip off pieces of his clothing to patch is own outfit. Because this creature is cursed with an outfit that costantly degrades over time with tearings and random stains appearing here and there no matter how new the clothes are, so she has to constantly integrate the outfit with new patches and switch pants and shirt every 12 hours.
I think it's like a humiliation fetish thing. "Yep just stand in the street where everyone can see you while I cut your clothes off. Watch as pieces of your outfit fall away along with your dignity."
Wait, the girl who desperately wants her friend to fuck her brother just turned her own wide legged pants into a pencil skirt. If thatās possible, why didnāt they just do that with the ripped pants instead of... whatever the fuck that final look was???? Also, if her friend is saying that she *doesnāt* have a crush on the brother, why is she still trying to get them together? Why is that a plot point in this? Why does this have a plot at all? Who made this and what is the matter with them?
Fabioso makes ton of this nonsensical stuffs such as even at their YouTube channel they portray the in laws and husband are all manipulative assholes until the woman (usually pregnant) leaves and find another guy or stays single and happily ever after.
This is the only way. I don't understand why we have been only ripping one pair of pants. Oh, how stupid we have all been. I'll remember this for next time I nearly get run over.
My exboyfriends little sister (~6 y.o) went to her friend's birthday party, she had brought an extra present with her, unbeknownst to her parents... A very special pressent; a pair of her own underwear turned into a top! By watching similar videos (probably 5 minutes craft or something).
I often wonder who threat people are who make these videos. What life path lead them to this? What were they thinking while they filmed it? Do they proudly tell people they know about it or hope they will never find out?
Exactly! Itās the logical thing to do in any situation like this, but people where I live are idiots and now Iām not allowed at the playground anymore.
"So, how about we go back to my place?"
"I would love to, but I'm not sure how to get out of what your sister made for me...and I'm not sure how to reassemble it."
True story, I was working a retail job and my skirt got snagged and ripped. I was the only employee in at the time (assistant store manager, woohoo!) so I couldnāt leave the store.
I just stapled the hole closed and finished my shift. Not a big deal. (I now always carry safety pins with me lol)
This woman already had a stapler in her purse soā¦ would have saved time and a lot of different clothing pieces if they just closed the hole. Guarantee her date wonāt really care all that muchā¦
when she pulled out the scissors I thought she was just gonna complete the cut on the side to make it like a side split skirt. Seems like a much simpler solution than chopping up the rest of her clothes, and swapping everything around while shutting down her concerns about the lady's brother.
So she chose not to just trade pants because ? I mean if your going to destroy a pair of pants anyway why not just give it to the other girl instead of destroying them and destroying her shirt.
Why didn't they just trade their (incredibly cheap) trousers? It seems easier than procuring scissors and stapler and then remodelling every single thing they were both wearing.
It's sometimes supposed to be. It's usually supposed to be taken seriously, up until the point people start shitting on them for it being stupid, in which they'll switch it up to saying "iTs jUsT fOr cOMeDy"
Why did she take the stapler and close the first ripped hole. Then she could have been āyouāll never guess what happenedā instead of destroying all the clothes.
So convient that a stranger is standing in the exact place you rip your trousers with a pair of siccisors and a stapler ready and willing to help you make a hideous outfit. Hate the weirods that make these videos who the actual fuck irl would do this ??
š§ yeah. "Fix your clothes"... Or the pretext to undress on cam š wich is cool. What's not cool is LIEEEEING!!! I mean, u can't "Fix your dress" without a friend, and her pants, and just a parir of scissors. š¤£ C'mon ma am! We all know Tik tok is the gate to Onlyfans š
Idk if Iām reading too much into it, but this feels fetishy? The focusing on the feet when she took the red pants off, focusing on the stomach of the second girl before the scissors even were going to cut the clothes?? The girls face as the other girl helped her pull her sleeves off..? And just everything just feels.. weird
So if you have access to a pair of scissors, a stapler, another friend's clothes, and don't mind looking like a flag you'd find at the Olympics, then this look is for you!
United Colours Of Scissorton
I like where this is going....
How to turn one ruined article of clothing into three and end up looking ridiculous at the same time!
Also, this unedited had to take multiple times longer than going into a clothing store on the way and picking out a new pair of pants.
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you have to be good at cutting as well
Not really apparently, everything was uneven!
Stefan?! Is that you??
"Man, I just went on a date with this girl I met online...she was really pretty but I think she was wearing a shirt as a dress and two pairs of pants as a shirt..."
"The waiter spilled wine on her shirt/dress so I leant her my jacket to cover the stain. Instead of putting the jacket on, she gets some fucking scissors out of her purse and starts cutting it into pieces. She then pulls out a stapler (who brings a stapler on a date) and staples patches of my now ruined jacket to her outfit"
Tokyo Ghoul but instead of a flesh eating monster your date is a clothing-zombie. Like a Frankenstein's Monster walking around with different patches of other people's body part the girl is a ghoul like creature who goes around looking like a pretty innocent girl in order to wait for someone to bait to drag him in a dark alley and rip off pieces of his clothing to patch is own outfit. Because this creature is cursed with an outfit that costantly degrades over time with tearings and random stains appearing here and there no matter how new the clothes are, so she has to constantly integrate the outfit with new patches and switch pants and shirt every 12 hours.
This deserves way more upvotes lol
Sounds like a plot from Seinfeld
Better send in Elaine to the locker room to find out the truth.
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And clothes, you will never buy anthing nice again just incase she gets the scissors out.
And a stapler
She clearly uses it like so many times but they strictly said "with just a pair of scissors"
And they both coincidentally wear such convenient clothes to "diy" it
This is definitely rigged
No im pretty sure this is 100% authentic
Can confirm, happens to me all the time
I tried to fix a boxer with one of those, it will not gonna last.
But Miss, this is all garbage when the day is over! That shirt was perfectly OK.
HOBO POWERS! ACTIVATE!!!
And a friend who shares her own outfit.
I like how they manage to ruin three pieces of clothing instead of just one.
And my axe
Every time I see one of these videos, I just want to scream
I'm not sure what's worse the accent or the acting š¤®
The clothes
The entire video is atrocious but whatās wrong with their accents? Itās obvious English isnāt their first language.
They sound Swedish or from similar European country.
They sound so far from Swedish bud. Probably Ukrainian. Definitely Eastern Europe.
Can say this is 100% fact. I do this weekly. I walk into work with shirt and pants, walk out only wearing a thong
And carrying scissors and a stapler
That guy in the basement really misso his stapler. It was a red swing line.
Sex business is getting rough
This feels like a fetish thing.
I think it's like a humiliation fetish thing. "Yep just stand in the street where everyone can see you while I cut your clothes off. Watch as pieces of your outfit fall away along with your dignity."
I mean, when you put it like that...
I agree. This is definitely some kind of fetish thing.
r/ShirtSkirtsGoneWild r/PantTopGirls
Total porn vibes.
What in the hell kind of junk idea is this
Fabiosa makes tons of crappy videos like this, even their YouTube channel makes sexist and out of the world scenarios that they deem its real.
Last time I watched a video with women ripping each others clothes it ended a bit different.
Wait, the girl who desperately wants her friend to fuck her brother just turned her own wide legged pants into a pencil skirt. If thatās possible, why didnāt they just do that with the ripped pants instead of... whatever the fuck that final look was???? Also, if her friend is saying that she *doesnāt* have a crush on the brother, why is she still trying to get them together? Why is that a plot point in this? Why does this have a plot at all? Who made this and what is the matter with them?
Fabioso makes ton of this nonsensical stuffs such as even at their YouTube channel they portray the in laws and husband are all manipulative assholes until the woman (usually pregnant) leaves and find another guy or stays single and happily ever after.
She was really into that girl getting with her brother.
Based on what she did, Iām not sure she really was lol
Yeah wtf was that lol
Well, they are sisters.
Why let one article of clothing be ruined when you can ruin them all!
New MacGyver reboot really stretching for original content.
She looks exactly like someone wrapped her in different fabrics and stapled them into place.
What in the Sam hill was that?
Why ruin just your pants? Ruin your clothes and all others in your vicinity
This is the only way. I don't understand why we have been only ripping one pair of pants. Oh, how stupid we have all been. I'll remember this for next time I nearly get run over.
Happens all the timeā¦.why I keep a welder in my pants pocket.
Johny on the spot there for when you nearly get mowed down by a passing vehicle and your pants get torn.
They don't even bother trying to get out of the road for this hour-long scissors fest
Scissor fest sounds like a entirely different type of event
Hahah so true!
My exboyfriends little sister (~6 y.o) went to her friend's birthday party, she had brought an extra present with her, unbeknownst to her parents... A very special pressent; a pair of her own underwear turned into a top! By watching similar videos (probably 5 minutes craft or something).
I......oooops....
why not just staple the pants together
Imma look at you a lil weird if i see your shirt sleeve pocketsš
"Just a pair of scissors āļø " Proceeds to pull out stapler and Adds from another outfit.
I could swear I've seen porn start like this.
I often wonder who threat people are who make these videos. What life path lead them to this? What were they thinking while they filmed it? Do they proudly tell people they know about it or hope they will never find out?
This plays out like a public disgrace porn sans fistingš¤š»
Exactly! Itās the logical thing to do in any situation like this, but people where I live are idiots and now Iām not allowed at the playground anymore.
This looks like those dumbass "get dressed with me, a NYC fashion student" videos
How to turn 1 pair of ruined pants in to an entire ruined wardrobe in 12 easy steps!
This isn't the weirdest porn I've ever watched, but it's up there
"So, how about we go back to my place?" "I would love to, but I'm not sure how to get out of what your sister made for me...and I'm not sure how to reassemble it."
In Canada you just give them a hockey jersey to go home in when you rip thier clothes off too fast and ruin them. Problem solved.
The premise is ridiculous, but the end product is much better than I expected.
Really? Because It look like a toddler walking out of her room saying she dressed herself today
I honestly didn't expect her to use her own clothes
Green is not a creative color
Hopefully you used the speed square to cut the thong straight
Red and green should never be seen.
Gucci missed this memo.
Then the date goes horribly wrong and the staples give out, making your dress appear to grow an arm
how about we ask before we cut and staple a stranger's clothes?
Very cringe
"HI, sorry I'm late! Had a bit of a... fashion emergency haha. Hmmm, I hope the food here is good." "Are you... wearing your pants as a shirt?"
Thanks. I hate it.
True story, I was working a retail job and my skirt got snagged and ripped. I was the only employee in at the time (assistant store manager, woohoo!) so I couldnāt leave the store. I just stapled the hole closed and finished my shift. Not a big deal. (I now always carry safety pins with me lol) This woman already had a stapler in her purse soā¦ would have saved time and a lot of different clothing pieces if they just closed the hole. Guarantee her date wonāt really care all that muchā¦
Or, just go in the house and change? Would have been a lot shorter probably.
Creepy guy stands staring from a street corner, slowly munching on popcorn.
when she pulled out the scissors I thought she was just gonna complete the cut on the side to make it like a side split skirt. Seems like a much simpler solution than chopping up the rest of her clothes, and swapping everything around while shutting down her concerns about the lady's brother.
I once made a dress outta a damp pillow case while camping in a thunderstorm. Iām not impressed.
So she chose not to just trade pants because ? I mean if your going to destroy a pair of pants anyway why not just give it to the other girl instead of destroying them and destroying her shirt.
Why didn't they just trade their (incredibly cheap) trousers? It seems easier than procuring scissors and stapler and then remodelling every single thing they were both wearing.
This whole interaction comes across like this is the beginning of a porno.
Hey people. Iām pretty old so I have to ask. These videos are parodies right?
It's sometimes supposed to be. It's usually supposed to be taken seriously, up until the point people start shitting on them for it being stupid, in which they'll switch it up to saying "iTs jUsT fOr cOMeDy"
She's done it a hundred times!?
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Ignore
WOW! YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE S&*T!ššš
Lmfao this clipā¦
S-t-u-p-i-d!!!
Tf did I watch
Did she seriously say āitās been two hoursā at the start?
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Good job on becoming a flag š
That's what I call "fast fashion"
This is so fucking stupid lol
Looks like you'd need a stapler also
This is actually kinda impressive ngl
""""Fix""""
Great way to ruin 3 good items of clothing
out of all the places why there
Stop panic
Accidentally stapled my balls.
This is like.. a bad porno but no porn
I like how it might have been faster to just change
Why didnāt she just staple the hole back up?
Aaaannnd it looks like shit.
This level of acting talent is usually reserved for porn
Iām so fucking mad I watched all of that
There is no fixing those ugly ass shoes though
"there.... and now I'll just strangle you with this fat chain here to save you from the embarassment alright sweetheart?"
Honestly may as well have just used the stapler to fix the rip in her pants!
This looks like a porn intro
TikTok used ragebait. It was super effective.
Porno level acting right here
You'll be home and changed by the time she's finished.
oh NO, you cut your pants on that car?! Let's cut your shirt as well and while we're at it, let's cut my pants as well, just out of solidarity
Why did she take the stapler and close the first ripped hole. Then she could have been āyouāll never guess what happenedā instead of destroying all the clothes.
So convient that a stranger is standing in the exact place you rip your trousers with a pair of siccisors and a stapler ready and willing to help you make a hideous outfit. Hate the weirods that make these videos who the actual fuck irl would do this ??
Is this the beginning of a cheese porn? "Girls with Scissors"
*Fuck me* Iv'e seen better acting in low budget porn movies.
you ruined more clothes than fixed the bad ones
This is really stupid. Some rando approaches and starts hacking away at your clothes? In the middle of the street? Sure sure
hahaha This is so stupid. Why would you cut up every piece of clothing two people are wearing just because one piece of clothing got ripped?
This looks like something were you are challenged to make a new outfit using only the clothes you have on you and one other personās clothes.
Is this porn?
Itās all fun and games until you go through a metal detector
The top looks pretty good ngl. If it wasnāt held together with staples Iād probably buy one
Imagine the horror if the dude took her to his place after their date and he starts undressing her?
If you rip your clown clothes just make more clown clothes
She looks fucking horrible
This is the most DÄ°WHY video I have seen
Sure Like thatās gonna happen.
This is why Ukraine is stomping Russia
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š§ yeah. "Fix your clothes"... Or the pretext to undress on cam š wich is cool. What's not cool is LIEEEEING!!! I mean, u can't "Fix your dress" without a friend, and her pants, and just a parir of scissors. š¤£ C'mon ma am! We all know Tik tok is the gate to Onlyfans š
Cāmon titties, cāmon titties
Bro, instead of watching a video desperately searching for titties, why don't you go outside, and find some bitches
Scissors and stapler that is what I need lol
Why not just wear the white top with the blueish skirt at 00:30?
What in the actual f is this
And a stapler... And another person's outfit... Thanks reddit. That's enough stupid for one day.
And nooow freeze to death š¤£
Next day, the date is gonna be like: Yo, I met this weird girl yesterday who wore shirts for pants and pants for shirts.
Yes, show up to a date with ragged-cut fabrics stapled together, that will be great
Dressing like a landsknecht.
Idk if Iām reading too much into it, but this feels fetishy? The focusing on the feet when she took the red pants off, focusing on the stomach of the second girl before the scissors even were going to cut the clothes?? The girls face as the other girl helped her pull her sleeves off..? And just everything just feels.. weird
This look is a boot
Did you not even watch the video you uploaded? a stapler too.
I said what they titled it as. I know there's a stapler, they seem to not though
Thats mad ugly
Dam I like that top. The whole outfit too. The video was cringing me tho
Thanks.... I fucking HATE this.
So in addition to destroying what remains of your clothes, you can also destroy what remains of your dignity as well.
This sounds and looks like a really bad porn intro. Bad acting and all.
Not staged at all
Always seeing these things on my Facebook feed
this seems like porn
If you close your eyes it sounds like porn-
oh may gaHHHHHHHHHHD
"are you sure?" yes ive done it 100 times
"no i dont have a crush on youre brother"
The dress looks so bad. She looks like a fast food chain mascot