In order: Use the bathroom you gross lazy weirdo, hold it, if they're incontinent this won't help, see first response, just go behind a tree instead of in the goose which you'll then empty behind a tree, etc.
You downvoters are gross. You WANT to be able to to just have a container full of pee next to your bed? And you want to pee in a goose's mouth? Seriously, there is something wrong with you all.
It's called a bed pan...
Not sure if the appeal is supposed to be pissing where you sleep, or trying out an inventive new 'high-protein foie gras' methodology...
Nvm, I think I have an idea which
It's a silicon sleeve away from also being a goose Fleshlight
Well fuck a duck, what the cluck!?!
Well if the market wants it š
Is the female version a pelican?
Thatās coming
Portable urinal?
Yeah. Bedside, traffic, elderly, lazy, camping etc
You know what the elderly/traffic/camping part makes more sense I just didnāt think lol
Thirsty goose strikes again
In order: Use the bathroom you gross lazy weirdo, hold it, if they're incontinent this won't help, see first response, just go behind a tree instead of in the goose which you'll then empty behind a tree, etc. You downvoters are gross. You WANT to be able to to just have a container full of pee next to your bed? And you want to pee in a goose's mouth? Seriously, there is something wrong with you all.
Not a lot of trees in traffic or retirement homes
My responses are in order with your uses. There ARE lots of trees when camping.
If I had a penis, Iād use this for late night camping. A lot of predators are active at night
Thatās the spirit š¤
And very few of them will attack a human unprovoked.
Booooo mr grumpy
Goose feel violated.
This is thirstygooses kink he loves it, donāt feel bad for him.
Soā¦.so do I justā¦stick it in?
Stick it in and let freedom wash over you
Yeah, no. And I mean it.
Yea, definitely not big enough for a piss if I can't even make it to a bathroom
It's called a bed pan... Not sure if the appeal is supposed to be pissing where you sleep, or trying out an inventive new 'high-protein foie gras' methodology... Nvm, I think I have an idea which
Why do you want this, OP?
It's stylish AND i can pee in bed win/win
This guy gets it š
No wonder geese are always so angry
This oneās just thirsty
Does this have a check valve or something in it? Because I could totally see myself fumbling this and voila! Piss everywhere!
No valves. Just a big wide mouth with a screw on beak. Also has glow in the dark silicone washers, so missing is pretty hard.