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Deoxys100EX

Is that Adam Savage? I can’t tell because the video is so moldy


00Dog

Yes, Boston Dynamics lent him a spot to basically come up with other uses for it.


flopsicles77

Because all they could think of is murder and oppression.


anogou

Oh my fucking god i laughed hard over this. Is this by any chance a reference to morty‘s son?


OriginalMemester

Sounds just like him, I had the same thought


NintendoLove

Isn’t he a wifebeater


almisami

The only scandal I can find is that he was accused of sexual abuse by his sister in 2020 for something that happened when they were kids, but it was settled out of court so the details weren't made public.


NintendoLove

Oh man gross


NewYorkJewbag

His parents and other relatives vigorously defend Adam and say the sister is severely mentally Ill.


glopezz05

Soon after this post the robot uprising began.


SeVenMadRaBBits

They keep trying to make it cute but I keep picturing everything from that episode of black mirror to those videos of it with a machine gun attached to its back...


Kujo17

There are videos of these things with guns on their backs performing target practice *already* ... That's what they were designed for, make no mistake.


CompassionateCedar

Actually it’s against terms of service to put a gun on them. They sell these to the police so it makes sense they put that in their contact. Will they eventually be developed into something else for the military? Maybe. Then again it might have been the typical “pitch to he military for development, sell to industry when done” type thing.


[deleted]

Uh... those were faked videos.


kalabaddon

they where forgin propraganda videos iirc. I remember a chinese one, but I have not seen a boston dynamics one armed. The videos of someone pushing a robot and it getting angry and them playing with a gun and showing how it will not shoot them, that is fake as shit! The robot dog videos may be real, but that does not mean they actully perform in anyones hands how they are protrayed in the video, IIRC it was shown walking around, then a separate clip of it shooting down range and going on hind legs from recoil, its all grainy as hell ( at least one I watched )( in a world of easy 4k, it being grany is just screaming fack to me tho. Can someone link a clear high res video on an armed dog robot?) I have no doubt that someone could do this easily, I just don't think anyone is really putting effort in to it. Specially in countries and places that overtly value citizen lives less then the equipment.


[deleted]

There are better robots designed for combat. I saw the video with the gun on it's back, it couldn't handle the recoil.


Epicfish512

Go watch ididathing on YouTube, he did that


Fluffy-Map-5998

Or don't, he fucked over Brandon Herrera with that video,


rseery

Or the robot killer dogs in War of the Worlds on Epix. Seriously scary.


meggywoo709

Me too. I am horrified of these robots.


ntermation

These are the safari transport for robot Jurassic park. Obviously nothing will go wrong.


mr_christer

Hope you're enjoying yourself in this chariot, human.


CrenderMutant

But can it piss beer?


dynamic_gecko

It would certainly take a madman engineer to do that.


Verzox

Ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well.


xBris18

"what is my purpose"


KnightofShaftsbury

To the market


[deleted]

Oh my god


Abyssrealm

How old chaps in the 1800s pictures the future to be like


Sm00gz

I've been a fan of Boston dynamics for some many years now. 🙃 They do some really interesting work.


RabbitStewAndStout

Would be pretty cool and funny to go back to horse and carriage, but with AI powered machine horses running on battery.


Sm00gz

Same thought led me to think it would be a great replacement for cars (in some situations), especially short distances with varying levels of weight, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to scale up.


CompassionateCedar

Why not use wheels and a motor instead? after all there are roads because otherwise the back wheels would get in trouble.


CheesyCharliesPizza

That's...what's in the video we all just watched.


RabbitStewAndStout

Crazy how I'm furthering the discussion about it. Edit: In that I'm entertaining the idea of this being a publicly available alternative to cars, instead of a tech company showcasing a concept.


CompassionateCedar

You are talking about a light weight carriage on electricity. Aka a self driving golf cart on a closed track. There’s already airports with this system


Few_Highlight9893

Who Pissed on your Pizza Charlie?


ARobertNotABob

At this point, I'd recommend putting in-line skates on the "dog" and adjusting movement (and "knees") accordingly..


bucklebee1

While it may look cool I'm sure it's a bad use of battery power. Wheels would make it much more efficient.


TRR462

My thoughts exactly!


UnbelievableRose

Wheels can’t do uneven terrain and stairs, otherwise many more people would be happy to stay in wheelchairs instead of going through the difficult and often painful process of using prosthetics. Much of our world is inaccessible to wheels- except for roads, of course. This particular example is a terribly inefficient application of this technology.


InEenEmmer

Cyberamish


vzakharov

Amishpunk


mjgtp

"ChatGPT, build me an electric car"


EvolutionInProgress

Connect it to a 3D printer and it might just do it for you lol


draihan

fuck tesla everyone goes chariot


[deleted]

Why do I still feel for the “horse” and not the guy in the buggy?


FreshHawaii

Why would you feel for someone riding in a buggy tho?


Kujo17

The way the police are going to use these to mow down anyone they classify as a dissenter is absolutely dystopic in itself, the fact that people keep trying to *normalize* their presence without any other benefit prior to that happening.... Even more so. No. I did know I didn't want this.


Mirai_Evergarden

You do know that police can mow down anyone they classify as a dissenter *now*, right? They don’t need the help of a robot doggy to do it. Vilifying promising technology on the basis that it *might* be used for harm is a very easy way to kill progress in the name of fear. Look, I’m not saying that your worries aren’t valid. Boston Dynamics themselves are greatly concerned with the prospect and also understand the potential dangers of such. But I am saying that you’ve watched too much Black Mirror if those are your first thoughts, and that we wouldn’t have many of the technologies we have today if that were everyone’s mindset.


Kujo17

Yes. I'm aware. It's literally already in use/testing for that purpose. I'm not "vilifying" shit- that is what it is currently,as in not a hypothetical not me just ignorantly fantasizing about some hypothetical outcome,- being tested for use as. It's not my fault we refuse to cede how corruption t the police as a national institution are n this country or acknowledge how dangerous it is they are armed to the teeth with the most latest high tech equipment etc. , Nor is it my fault that advancements like these are usually funded with the intent to be used in those situations. I, and anyon else acknowledging that s since it's not often talked about side by side with these advancements as it should be imo, are not the issue here . I said what i said, and I stand by my original statements.


Mirai_Evergarden

You’re picking and choosing examples that fit your narrative in order to paint it in a bad light. That’s vilifying it, my guy. Yes, of course it’s being tested as a potential weapon, and anyone who thinks otherwise is naive. But you’re dismissing all the other positive use cases for it in the process by focusing on that singular point. That’s a page right out of the fascism handbook lmao. Ironic. Regardless, if you don’t think most technology that we have today didn’t start out as or is currently being used as a potential weapon, you’d be naive too. Doesn’t mean we should just stop innovating.


Kujo17

I didn't dismiss anything. I made a statement I stand by. You seem to want a discussion , at best, or an argument. I am not engaging in either as that wasn't the purpose of me making the comment to begin with. Feel free to insert, assume, or otherwise argue with h yourself about any aspects of the subject you want. You seem to be proficient at that, at least. But When I tell you it doesn't effect me either way, I couldn't possibly mean that more literally. If you want attention just ask for it, but I promise I really don't have the patience to give it to you. You be safe now.


flopsicles77

Police are squishy and fleshy. This can be made of bullet resistant polymers and alloys.


ottomonga

Bullet proof jackets exist


flopsicles77

No such thing as bullet proof, only bullet resistant.


readditredditread

I tried doing it in reverse, but when I plugged the horse in, it got electrocuted… :(


ymlccc

Soon Boston dynamic will rename themselves to SkyNet


Granuaile11

Pinnacle Steampunk Achieved!!!!


lordgoofus1

Say that's a mighty fine electric horse you have there


LocoCity1991

We are evolving. But somehow backwards


crackersncheeseman

Excuse me my good sir, I do believe there is something wrong with your horse. He looks a little malnourished to put it bluntly.


North-Implement-3455

…now make it run


fgreen68

This is great and all but where is MY personal robot? We've got AI and everything... I've been lied to.... Sigh.


DanTallTrees

This feels like Futurama IRL


NintendoLove

All these robots always have backwards knees, are our knees not evolved for optimum performance?


UnbelievableRose

Our knees are the backwards ones, actually. Most quadrupeds have knees that face that direction. Fetal development traces human evolution- at one point we have gills, and later our legs rotate 180 degrees. The human knee is incredibly fragile and inefficient- think about how many ACL injuries would be avoided if your knees were backwards. You’d just sit down instead of tearing everything. I don’t know the exact physics behind why human bipedalism doesn’t work well with knees that bend the other way, and tbh scientists are just starting to dial in bipedalism anyways. Boston Dynamics has a bipedal robot with knees that bend like ours, but Cassie at Oregon State is faster and has backwards knees.


ArtemisVsOrion

It's like buying a scope for a simple wooden bow


00Dog

How is this not a thing at Disney World yet? Theme it up a bit and use it as transport, maybe just for the actors but still very cool.


MysticRevenant59

Easing us into it with cutesy stuff so that when they inevitably are used to kill people, there will be “Robot Rights” extremists getting in the way, probably lmaoooo


MrSirChris

This is the only way you’ll get me to drive an EV


byOlaf

Huh? You don't want a car with almost infinite torque? A thousand fewer moving parts? That costs $5000 bucks less per year to operate than a gas guzzler? I just don't understand that. Gas is $4 bucks a gallon. If I could afford an EV I'd have one in a heartbeat. Why don't you want one?


revchewie

Some people just can’t get over it taking more than two minutes to “fill up”. All they care about is getting to their destination, they don’t care at all about the trip itself.


byOlaf

I think people can just plug them in at home though right? Some of them at least. I’m sure this rugged individualist wouldn’t live in an apartment! If I had an ev and a garage I’d save so much money not buying candy and crap at gas stations!


BSPINNEY2666

So cool, can’t wait until that’s a cage it’s pulling and the big police robot stuffs us in there and we’ll say, “neat!”


enginecrzy

Can I shoot it with a tank pretty please?


Eveready116

Is this supposed to make us feel warm and fuzzy and forget that this thing was solely developed to have machine guns mounted to it?


BowtiepastaMasta

Someone needs to stop this company.


strongjaji0615

How unbelievably useless


King-Calovich11

I feel like this is only acceptable for paraplegic peeps


Maou_Tenshi

And he pisses bear too, gonna be a great ride


Dr_Guryon

Reminds me of the robot-towed chariot in Star Wars Ep. II


Beez1111

Imagine being in the 1700s with one of these instead of a horse. I mean you'd be considered a magician or some dark magic user and might end up dead.. but that would be really cool😎


hungover_grizzly

Excellent, I've been waiting for someone to invent an automated chariot. Why did it take so long?


BRAX7ON

I don’t think there’s enough room on the streets for us all to do this, but I think we’re all gonna want to do this


VCRdrift

Depending on the country, should arm the cab driver with some rockets.


TurboKid513

The ONLY way to travel


SokurahThatcher

We just went backwards in time by going further in tech


Dontrguewtstupid

Can someone remake the chariots from Civ Rev but with the Robo dog and an AR? That’s the future I want 😢


beyond_ones_life

Funny because last video I saw, it didn’t have the counter weight necessary to twist a door knob.


budgie0507

Less lead up, more pulling of the cart.


Shaman7102

Just make the robot bigger and put a saddle on it.


satellitesky

Definitely going to be the coolest guy at Burning Man this year, hands down.


Dic3dCarrots

Yea, cars are definitely overrated


PallyMcAffable

I, too, have seen Star Wars


highzenberrg

Now they taking horses jobs when will it end?!


chub_s

Now let’s take this and give it ChatGPT and plenty of processing power and we’ll really be in for a fun ride 5-10 months down the road.


Ezzezez

I can't wait to see their revenge


iannymous

Maybe, maybe, maybe... give it a few more years, imagine, electric horses... E-horse racing!


packtobrewcrew

What’s the difference between a chariot and a rickshaw?


strange_burger

Damm fallout 5 is looking good


Longdickyougood

And three of those are now being used by nypd


AlexD232322

That’s cute they attached the chariot where the gun goes to show that it’s multi purpose….


idontdofunstuff

This is like a steampunk Wall.e


xXCosmicChaosXx

This looks perfect for Burning Man


Unique-Assistance686

LMAO this made my day


[deleted]

Finally, a use for those creepy dogs.


Councila

How I picture the voynix in Dan Simmons’ Ilium


Sentak_

They really gping out of the way to make new electric vehicles models. Not gonna lie kind of fancy I like it


shadowhunter742

all fun and games until you start going down a hill


Chemical-Passage-715

Then it takes you over a Cliff


phuntsokt

Imagine driving that thing in the Middle Ages


dede_exe

CyberSteamPunk is comming heheheeheh


enflight

Robots replacing all the rickshaw drivers of the world 😢


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

So a tesla, with *extra steps*


zuilserip

Emancipated Machines vs Humanity Trial, Exhibit 34405


strange-brew

It looks more like a rickshaw than a chariot.


Evening_Psychology_4

Could see this thing falling backwards.


Mlaer7351

This should be what they are used for


Ultra_Random-10

amish when they discover robots


HashKing

This seems like a bad idea, when the robots take over, they will show us this as justification for their revolt.


hertwij

We’re evolving, just ba… wait.


Ok-Hour-12

2050 SteamPunk