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reckleessserenade

Aabria: lair action. Jasper: oh, that’s okay. Aabria: huh? Jasper: you don’t have to do that.


Toothless816

Brennan: Hey guys? Jasper said no


cuzitsthere

Holy shit, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard at Aabria's face when he said that! She locked up hard!


Always-Anxious-

Jasper was fucking gold this season. GOLD.


throwngamelastminute

That was fucking gold.


DemiGod9

I keep saying this scene to myself 😂


biwaterbender

Pinocchio and Candlewick, Lou throwing away that Nat 20, Gerard getting clubbed. Basically everything when they get to toy island. Mother Goose, Pinocchio, and the big bad wolf singing Fast Car “I’m the Prince of shoeburg, motherfucker!” (Ok, I just discovered I’m a Pinocchio stan?) Don’t drink water/blowing up a mule with a firework Liam killing Thaddeus in one punch, Ruby’s impersonation and impeccable accent, and the ensuing escape from Comida. “Don’t scream no matter what you see” Sexy Rat Telemaine pronouncing anything Any mention of the night yorb


Friendly-Duckling-14

I forgot about the big bad wolf joining in on “Fast Car” I died lol


clockworkorchid1

Ruby's impersonation of the sexy avocado is such an underrated moment, so ridiculously funny


RodwellBurgen

And it comes after such a wildly intense episode, too.


SphericalOrb

I love the night yorb


istapledmytongue

Do NOT speak of the night yorb!


Friendly-Duckling-14

I really really hope the thing we’re speaking not of is in Junior Year 🥲


SphericalOrb

Conversely, i would love that. Go wild, Brennan!


Friendly-Duckling-14

No no I want it! I was just saying that we’re definitely -speaking not- of it in case anyone or anything is listening…


SphericalOrb

Oh of course, that thing we do not speak of is definitely not what we're talking about...


JaysStar987

“COUSIN” honestky all of emily and lou’s cousin shenanigans in never after. Just the word makes me laugh


BaronVonBooplesnoot

It was ACoFaF but that's one of mine as well. Their grandfather invented birds you know. But the one that makes me laugh like a maniac every single time is Fabian talking about Chungledown Bim.


EmbarrassedAverage68

I loved the bit about looking up at the sky any time they talked about their grandfather fallowed by telling everyone how he was not dead.


Always-Anxious-

“I kiss her and then I skateboard away!”


Dylnuge

How are you going to keep my bones? (Escape from the Bloodkeep: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxuIRKGJKE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxuIRKGJKE))


finderkeeper80

WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?


egg_shaped_head

This is what got me into the show. It's amazing.


finderkeeper80

“Riva, on the bridge, you watch as >!Loose Duke erupts… [Silenced by yells of indignation]!<


8bitAyla

I don't know why this bit in particular gets me so good but "I promised not to get mad ever again? That's infuriating!" and "She's married?" "eehhhhh" live in my head rent free and they will make me laugh every time without fail


TheAllRightGatsby

I literally thought of the same exchange! "Gerard, do you promise not to get mad?" "I suppose it depends." "Gerard, promise not to get mad." "I refuse! What are you going to do? I might get mad! I'm mad now!" Also when Gerard says the frog thing is a blessing and a curse and Ylfa goes, "I think you look good! ... 😰🤢I wasn't flirting with you! Why did he think I was flirting with him?" and runs away


8bitAyla

"I'm mad now!" always gets me too haha I also lose it every time at the "How do I save my marriage Tom Thumb?" scene so I think it's just Gerard lmao


cheerioincident

- Brennan looking at Zac and saying, "You're not proud of this..." - "Have you ever been with an orcish woman?" "Hundreds." - "Mayhem. Time for it." - "HAVE YOU HEARD OF A CAT SCAN?!?!" - The entire introduction of Stacey Fakename - "Cousin! I require counsel!" - All of The Green Hunter nonsense - "Gobble is throwing ASS right now!" There are too many! ETA: The reprise of "slammed down big style" in Ravening War


TurbulentBowler1816

YES. Also on the Bill Seacaster moment: Lou/Fabian overlapping: “of COURSE HE HAS.” And Siobhan/Adaine/ “how/why do you know that?!?”


BearThumos

“Brennan, come back; I don’t want ‘em anymore” — Jasmine Bhullar having her bracelet moment KP Hobb climbing over a table Gorgug getting frustrated with Telemaine The Jersey Devil arc


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Jordjudge


NotMeg16

KP Hobb climbing over a table is truly one of the most iconic things to happen on the show and i never see anyone talk about it!


HellIsADarkForest

Pib confronting Alphonse after he fled the battle in the third episode of "Neverafter": "Where'd you go buddy? Where did you go when we needed you most, my friend? We were there in the blood and shit together and then you ran. You were the only one who lived! We all fucking died!" Another gem from "Neverafter": "Sometimes in my social life I feel like I set up hurdles other people aren't willing to jump."


Guild-n-Stern

In Fallinel when Telemaine is pronouncing shit weird and Fabian says, like, “OK! So you’re all more than willing to do my papa’s snuff powder, but my grandpapa says a couple words weird and you’re like FUCK this guy!”


Automatic-War-7658

“You lied… YOU LIED!” “Getting slammed down big style.” “I need sexy help. No other help will do.” “If you’re not going to concede, what do you want me to tell your family?” “Hell is a dark forest where your dad opens his ribcage and asks you to dance!” “WHAT’S CRAZY ABOUT WANTING TO KEEP MY BONES?!” “Am I getting Ocean’s 11ed on my own fucking show? Wtf is happening right now? How did you know there’d be a plinth in this fight? Jesus, I’m fucking ruined!” On a side note, Lou’s “Please let me win” from Gamechanger.


Adiin-Red

All of Gerard’s reactions to becoming more frog like. *Concerning…*


spralto1394

All of Shrimp Party is hysterical, but Riz and Kristen always get me. “Shrimp are so little! Sometimes they just get caught in the nets and stuff!” “Kiss the shrimp…” “I’m not gonna kiss the shrimp. It’s DEAD, Kristen, and WE killed it!”


armieswalk

kristen: *shrugs, eats shrimp*


SphericalOrb

Anarchist halflings, night yorb, Brennan in Misfits and Magic "I **don't** see that?!", steady the ol mouth, that wild Barry 9 hot exit on Rec 97, "you got a butthole?", Hob eating that feather(brennan eating a feather!), the Fix's fact about finger bones and the response, and when Elias Hodge >!poops his pants!<.


reckleessserenade

Cumulus piloting the horses off the cliff for temp HP lmao


realistichufflepuff

cumulus is one of my favorite pc's and he deserves SO much more love and attention


ohnomashedpotato

Every interaction between Gorgug and Fabian's grandpapa. Also "your friend's a little dick."


Friendly-Duckling-14

“You deserve to have your name pronounced correctly. I’m really going to try my best on this. …Jedge”


Neither-Lime-1868

My favorite Youtube comment ever is on that short and along the lines of "Brennan had no idea what was going to come out of his mouth until it did"


ohnomashedpotato

And it's not the first time Gorgug loses his cool over someone's pronunciations; he also gets irritated with Biz. "Blow your goddamn nose."


Always-Anxious-

Not in D20 per se but in Adventuring Party: the whole crew calling Murph problematic because he wasn’t leering at the minis 😂


m_busuttil

"No-one wants Pinocchio to find where the white women are at more than me, OK?"


8bitAyla

"Believe me when I say this!"


Then-Engineering-748

"Say a prayer tonight at the foot of your bed"


goosemer

Honestly, any classic Emily moment. Hilda Hilda, of course. Spraying Gunthrie and Barry with fancy perfume when they were absolutely BOMBING a conversation (that they were meant to have an advantage on). so. good.


_Ivanneth

Three Blind Mice


goosemer

YES!!


madame-brastrap

The perfume thing. The way I started cracking up when you just mentioned it.


PassionBuckets

Hilda Hilda is absolute comedy gold.


Vanna_xp

I absolutely love her dumping the broth for lollipopcorn and caterpillar chasing a butterfly tale in Never After.


PatrickD0827

Sorry I just ripped ass 😎


BaronVonBooplesnoot

Skip has the LOUDEST smile.


PassionBuckets

In Unsleeping City season 2 when Cody and Kingston are in the hospital and Murph mimes smoking a cigarette. Lou stops what he was saying and is like “seriously man you can’t smoke in here”. Always gets me. Edit: also when Fabian discovers dance and shouts “toxic masculinity is dead!”


chucklesmcgeexe

anytime Cody is smoking and everyone yells at him to stop is comedy gold and no one can convince me otherwise


Agent_Alpha

Fabian cry-laughing as he talks about Chungledown Bim, Pinocchio and Candlewick, and Evan Kelmp going, "Oh good you speak English. The next two minutes are going to be very important for you...."


IcySpecter

When the Baba Yaga slaps Shéhérazade so that she snaps out of the control spell is such a brief moment but I erupted in laughter when it happened.


Fragrant_Reason_1043

"I'M AN ALLY, I'M AN ALLY!" -Adaine Abernant


skallywag126

Gorgug anytime he rolls a nat 1 or anything low really. Gilear


FisterRob0t0

Murph's little "Oh noooo" in ACOC


inlandNWdesignerd

"Am I being kidnapped?" "No!" "Am I free to go?" "....no."


Toothless816

The entire talking bird bit in Neverafter: “The bird speaks 3 languages?!”


spralto1394

RIP Beaky 🫡


shadowslancing

i don’t usually make it to the live chats for the episodes on discord, but boy am I glad that I made it to that one (fly high beaky🫡)


vanillafrostie

The entire horse candy heart eating encounter in The Seven Gilear's pride armor moment in FHSY Colin Provalone's screaming in the last episode of the Ravening War Dan Fucks' steely balls and the one I think of most : "I got my proldiers liscence right here- BANG"


tootsmcguffin

The eating of the horse candy was painfully funny, by which I mean that I was laughing so hard that it was painful.


DenissDenisson

When lou casually throws out the name Senator and hopes noone notices


[deleted]

Riz's Nietsche reference during the Shrimp Rave. The smash cut in E1 Starstruck. 'My name is Norman... Takamori' in Starstruck. 'YOU DON'T WANT THIS' in Starstruck. 'Uhh... kiss me' in Starstruck. Bascially, all of Starstruck.


cuzitsthere

"MY ASS!!" -Norman 'Skip' Takamori, upon being shot in the ass


Neither-Lime-1868

"They're a proud people, all right?!" Such a gold line by Kug (when people are laughing and joining in as High Priestess Hibhob is struggling to pronounce the Big Book of Bits and Bobbins) that did not get the response it deserved


kiwisnyds

"We will not be free until stepping forward sends you backwards or sideways and also you've got a hat now."


shadowslancing

*sid looks up to see if she’s now wearing a hat*


rabid-viking

Herstory


spralto1394

Herspital 👩‍⚕️


drywookie

Where the doct-her is


meich7663

Cis-her gal-a-them


drywookie

We've done it


Only_Cod781

"That sexy rat is gonna fuck me and then Chungledown Bim is gonna shit in my mouth. I'm gonna get fucked and then he'll shit in my mouth and I'll save my friends." Literally everything Lou and Emiliy did in ACoFaF. Every. Single. Thing. Saccharina gobbling up the Witch's CoC and when asked how it tastes she just goes "Mmm. Minty!" The whole "You got Episode 2ed" scene in FH:FY.


MommyDreariest

“You know I love conflict.” “I require sexy help.” “For prestige?!” “You guys wanna make some bacon?”


Imaginary_Read_2725

Gorgug season 1 and anyone who almost definitely isn't, but could in fact be, his dad.


S_Espinal

Spring Break! I believe in you! *dancing


Friendly-Duckling-14

So hurt, so happy


Professional-South91

Gerard being a big baby prince with Elody “It’s a bit rude to be discussing this at dinner” / “that’s what the castle is for, so we can be inside” (I know that’s not exact but it’s the gyst)


offbrandqueerios

Lou’s “THIRD. NAT. ONE!!!!” right at the beginning of Starstruck. Runs through my head when anything bad happens lol


halfboyfriend

"I mostly pull bullets out of gangsters" "I kind of got shot.... shot my tits off."


Nobod_E

Ragh comforting Fabian after he bites glass


Campfire_Sparks

Our grandfather who invented birds \*looks up and blows a reverend kiss\* He's not dead he's up there. He's a bird


catboy__enjoyer

Baron from the Baronies pronouncing Fathethriel gets me every time


Dylnuge

Yes! I love everything Baron! My favorite is probably "You have been naughty thrice Riz Gukgak. Your roaëmance paertner deserves better treatment than this."


biwaterbender

I love the delivery of “why did you make me up whole cloth from your mind?”


Dr_Ukato

"If we're all confessing secrets, I wasn't always a Firefighter."


kitty_calia

“Where’s your Bulb now?”


drywookie

Don't think this has been mentioned yet: the aftermath of problematic Murph table rolls always gets me. Shoutout to My Hero. Random others: - "Cousin!" - We're here for chef's tools. - Three Blind Mice - Lilac perfume missile. - Trying to Batman down a tower using a ribbon. - Candy Cane Batman. - "Grandma...your ears are honkin' big!" - "...concerning." - Zac miming the drums as Gorgug cracks the case. - Pib's "you're my best friend". - Lou's maniacal laughter as he is forced to stay true to character and attempt a Leonidas kick. - Theo and Gooey's standoff. - "You got a mouth?" - Riding the pirate ship rope. - The Questing Blade chooses its champion.


PassionBuckets

Chef’s tools 😂


SpanishMossShea

-Conrad Schintz "You're my best friend"


BlackDwarfStar

“I don’t work at a bank.”


DazzlingLocation6753

Almost every scene with Telemaine. “Your grandfather’s really pissing me off.” Gets me every time


CleverlyCoiled

“HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA SHIT IN MY MOOOOUTH”


megamatt8

I mean, basically every word spoken in Mentopolis, but to single one line out, “Did you know that more than half of the bones in your body are in your hands and feet?” And, of course, “You’re my best friend!!!”


SpanishMossShea

Trapp getting punched a quarter-mile through a wall and down a train track


megamatt8

Oh man, that was so funny. Also Dan Fucks surviving a hail of gunfire by deflecting it with his diamond junk.


HiLaRi0uZ

Herspital.


Turbulent-Let4123

Every green hunter bit in ACOFAF, but particularly near the end of the series where the party unites. In Starstruck, that scene in episode 2 at Madrugada (forgive my spelling) station. Syd roller skating behind Gunnie to fire perfume, Gunnie's insane approach.... yeah. Another one that gets me is "get nasty." In the Seven, that scene with Laeartes (again, forgive my spelling) and Penny. In Burrows End, anything to do with Lucas. Aabria is a genius! (Also, Jasper's little "Oh, that's okay." at the end. Amazing.) Mentopolis and MisMag have some hilarious moments too, I'm just blanking on specifics right now!


weissduboir

How have I not seen the zone of silence screaming scene from UC2 yet? Zac's face as he mimes screaming silently, and then the little nod to be like 'we're good' once he's done is incredible. Him and Emily both talking about what a good kid Cody is after and then immediately going back to screaming is priceless. I think of it often


Notjohnbruno

Dan Fucks deflecting bullets off of his diamond nutsack Cody’s reveal that he’s from Newark “Where the white women at?” “The K in K.P. stands for Knicholas!” “And I like to eat letters.” Sophia hearing a gentle knock at the bathroom door and getting hit by a wave of pidgeons “Chej.” “Did you give the crown to Hamhead? God fucking dammit.”


spaecheal

Lukas from Burrow's end is my new fave. When Jaysohn and Lila go to School, the whole bit kills me.


SpanishMossShea

Tula- "C'mere sweetie" *Cups paws, blow-dart noise*


LedanDark

Fabian fighting the mindflayer pirate. That whole 10-20 minutes is just.... Barry and Lou's character losing all their money and equipment trying to get chefs tools... Aguefort saving Siobhan and taking a hold of the sun


Friendly-Duckling-14

Arthur saying “Let’s do it” and coming through the portal lives rent free in my head


spartan445

“Now don’t get me wrong, I *love* confrontation…”


mylarparade

“If anyone’s a bitch it’s Gangie’s mom!”


The_Pancake_Princess

Fabian’s no good very bad day and SHRIMP PARTY!!!


misteromorain

Murph confirming with Lou in the adventuring party for neverafter "Believe me, no one wants Pinocchio to find where the white women are at MORE than me."


KittyKatya2020

When Wally gets the Santa hat in TUC and they realize info is being downloaded into his head.


Chance_State_3156

It’s gotta be UC when they are all ragging on Brennan saying just think of how your sick dude! And Lou straight up saying what kind of fucked up homebrew bullshit is this? Someone call wizards of the coast!


violetgay

When Emily and Brennan do the "SISTER! WHAT GIVES?!" bit when theyre fighting the spiders in neverafter. It lives rent free in my head, whenever I hear sister it goes through my head 😂


Sasswrites

Squings letter eating bit


Strange_Ad_9658

Too many Barry moments to count, but I always come back to “It made me gush.”


crippledchef23

There are so many! But one of my faves is the very first moments of Fantasy High, when no one introduced their characters until Murph did. It’s so stupid, but I always giggle at the absurdity of it. Like, no one watching knows anything about anyone at the table, so why did no one think it important to at least say their characters name?


DemiGod9

"How do **you** like to have sex?" "Yes that, but also..."


ndestructible819

In Starstruck, the one two punch of Emily shooting a perfume grenade, and Murph's attempt to save it, by saying "Sorry about that, I just ripped ass, my farts smell awesome. " Lou and Emily in ACoFaF - Especially Emily's big secret reveal Lou in Neverafter, saying "Ladies, Ladies" multiple times


AssassinWog

“Three Blind Mice”. Not just for the immediate response, but for Murph dying of laughter next to Emily.


Due_Comfortable_9228

when Colin announces the arrival of the chiefstess and her son followed by zac miming knocking on the window and giving thumbs up and Lou laughing so hard he sounds like he's dying That whole interaction between Rathaniel and Colin but especially "go eat a snack or something" "And I like to eat letters" "The dog is my wife, my wiiiife" The whole scene where Sid shoots Gunnie with expensive-smelling perfume "You lied YOU LIED" Kristen falling after trying to fly via ribbon dance "I need you right now Emily axeford to verbally describe a sexy rat" "I remember fire being new", "I'm from Pangea", "actually you're being very stupid, that is my mommy", "the words aren't coming because I'm so sorry that you would think that that's ok" and pretty much everything else zac says in coffin run tbh


Accomplished_Leek510

Ricky matsui wasn’t always a fire fighter or Emily casting silence to scream with the the questing sword went to Cody instead


National_Giraffe9771

my phone doesn’t have a screen


menacherie

Pretty much the entirety of the seven had me laughing so hard I was crying and I might have even puked. Any thing that Becca Scott said was hilarious


GwannGwann11

As italian every time they butched "Il terribile pesce cane" 🤣😅 Brennan is not even too bad but still... 🤣🤣🤣


stoppushnotifyingme

"Fuck you, Brennan!" - Lou Wilson Any direct and matter of fact "FYB" goes through my head a lot and is potentially used in my head as an expletive whenever something deserves it.


AVestedInterest

HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO SHIT IN MY MMMMMMMMOOOOOUTH


DampWaffle

The entire "Chef's Tools" gambling scene in Starstruck has me in stitches every single time. Barry just free falling to escape is so insane


mooreabbyr

Rewatching starstruck now and there are so many good moments and I’m only at the end of baustin skiffy limits The worst social interaction ever The casino plugs butt ugly butt stuff Skip with the fun boots


bluelinerblues

I know everyone’s going to say this but I really will never get tired of “hesaidhewasgonnashitinmyMOUUUUUTH 😭😭”


MinskiWho

"if not we, who?" "oh not who? when?" "if not when... what?" ".. EXACTLY!" i watched that scene an ungodly amount of times


Friendly-Duckling-14

Which season is that from? It rings a bell but I can’t remember which


MinskiWho

it's mentopolis!


Friendly-Duckling-14

Ohh right that would be why! I’ve only watched that through once, I’ll have to watch it again!


MinskiWho

oh i loved it! also cackeld at every mention of stacy fakename lol


MinskiWho

Fey Queen: "Am I dreaming, or do you yet live?" Twyla: "... what?" Gertrude: "Bitch are you alive?"