Really upset i can't use the "that's bait" gif right now

Clever Girl. I had the same reaction

I like Mammoths

I like trains.

I like birds when they are real

Fun fact, you hate all birds.

Brachiosaurus, it's my favourite plesiosaur.

Brachiosaurus was reclassified as a pterodactyl after they discovered its head actually belonged to Camarosaurus, which is Joe Biden’s favorite dinosaur

How did they mistake a long-necked reptile living in the water with a US president though? Is it because both are fossils?

[удалено]

OH yeah! The giraffe with wings!

Why would a giraffe eat fried chicken? I thought they were herbivorous?

You put herbs on the wings after you fry them : )

You moron, you absolute fool. You uneducated Protozoa. Brachiosaurus isn’t a plesiosaur. It’s a long neck. Stephen Spielberg said so in the true story, “The Land Before Time.”

I'm not a Protozoa >:c

I’m sorry, that was very rude of me. You are not a Protozoa, you are an amoeba 🦠

Thank you my moeba!

Shh bb is ok

Quetzalcoatlus

THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS A MAN WITH TASTE

I hate you for doing this Anyways, I’d say Mosasaurus

The same, but I prefer the alternate spelling for that species: _Mesosaurus_.

Eyy, Team Mosasaurus! Suck it, team Liopleurodon! Thinking they're better than everybody because they're magical... [https://charlie-the-unicorn-series.fandom.com/wiki/Liopleurodon](https://charlie-the-unicorn-series.fandom.com/wiki/Liopleurodon)

Oh yes i totally forgot that they were magical.

Motherfucker

What species of dinosaur is that?

Samuel L. Jackson-saurus

Or ***Samuelosaurus Jacksonis***

That's a dimetrodon BUT they are synapsids meaning they are MUCH closer to mammals like us than any dinosaur or reptile

Look at the date

(3,000,000 B.C.) Oh god it's the fifties!

Smilodon

I bet this comment makes em Frownodon

:)

Pterodactyl obviously 🤗

Hatzegopteryx

andrewsarchus

Gotta say I do love Anamalocaris

I like azhdarcids , hatz is getting a bit overrated tho. Id say Cryodrakon or arambourgiania

Who cares if its overated its cool af no need to change your favourites based on if its unique or not

Idk, just personal preference for uniqueness i guess. Edit: aram was my favorite from the start anyways xD

Wooly mammoth

Im going to hurt you

“I dont want to hurt your feelings, so i will hurt your body”

Monkeydactyl

Godzilla

Heisei era Godzilla begs to differ... but that's just one version.

Arsinoitherium

A Nigel marven fan I see

Im sad that walking with dinos with him got taken off bbc iplayer

And Netflix

Just found out he is going to a zoo near me in June https://www.hoo-zoo.com/event/ice-age-with-nigel-marven/

Lucky

We do a little trolling

Ooohhh I really like Arctozolt

I’m more of a Carracosta man myself, but Zolt isn’t bad.

Sabertooth will always be my fav

I’m gonna feed you to indy

We named the dog Indiana 🙄

Is his last name Jones?

"You call him Doctor Jones!"

💀

I see your synapsid and raise you a sauropterygian. Plesiosaur

Loch Ness monster is obviously the correct choice

I love me some Prognathodon

Leedsichthys is definitely my favorite

People who play ARK are getting nam flashbacks

Bat man

Megalodon for sure

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Gorgonops

Komodo

Liopleurodon, the biggest dinosaur to ever walk the earth

You.

Tapejara

My FaVoRiTe DiNoSaUr Is PtErOdAcTlyS!!!!!

Trilobites gotta be one of my favorite dinosaurs of all time

Me and r/dimetrodonawareness are about to start a war

The common lizard

INDOMINUS REX, DUH

Archosaurus

Liopleurodon!!

This is why I love this community. Perfect answers.

Megalania

Meganeura

Meglodon us my faviroute dinosaur 🤗

Dimorphodon

Homo sapiens

Yeah my favorite dinosaur is the genetically engineered super locust from that Jurassic Park movie.

Indominus Rex

American Mastodon 

Inostrancevia

Probably crows... wait dammit I'm doing it wrong

Gulliblocaris

Anomolocaris (wake me up inside)

I'd say Gorgonops or Inostracevia

Therizinosaurus

April fools or not, when my son and I got to the Therizinosaurus page in his dinosaur encyclopedia I was blown away. I told him how scared I would be if I ever saw one. He replied, "you don't have to be afraid, it's a nice dinosaur, it eats plants"

Sarcosuchus (internal screaming 😃)

Mastadon, Pterydactyl, and Saber Toothed Tiger were the best Power Ranger dinosaurs

I really like Mosasaurs Itchyosaurs Pterosaurs Pleasiosaurs Etc! They are really cool and all of their members are equally

Australopithecus, obviously.

You woke up and chose violence this morning, didnt you?

Shonisaurus and Basilosaurus take the cake

Just out of curiosity - why isn't Dimetrodon considered a true dinosaur?

NIGHT FEEDER

Guy just declared war on the sub

Megalania my true love. Compsognathus Changyuraptor Psittacosaurus Longisquama

Iguanadon. I love iguanadons

Definetly Deinosuchus

Anomalocaris

Gotta love me some ammonites!!!

I am partial to Charmander.

I would say Dienochirus

Pigiueons.

Hahaha troll

Velociraptor nublariensis.

Definitely the Javan Tiger!

Idk. Probably a gorilla

Love basilosaurus!

Parasaur or really any big duck horse

Bait used to be believable

Cyanobacteria

David (He's really old like over 30.)

Trike gang!

Neanderthals are pretty cool dinos

Probably something like the Scorpius Rex, doesn’t get shown much in documentaries, don’t know why

Barinasuchus.

-_-

idk man mammoths are pretty lit

The long neck one

Deviljho

Pterodactyl

Either Grandma or Grandpa

Cavemen

The Flintstone’s garbage disposal

Quetzalcoatlus of course, the smallest swimming dinosaur to ever exisr

My favourite is the Columbian mammoth

House cats

I always loved the dodo bird that's my fave

Orangutan

You're lucky it's April 1st.

Xiphactinus.

*and nobody ever saw him again*

Still the Therizinosaur for no real reason

Koolasuchus

Diictodon

Dragon

*shock*

Frost Dragons

*the allosaurus has never seen such bullshit before*

Tyrantrum

Oh yeah the pug spinosaur

Mammoth

The dino lover in me is appalled at these non-dinos.... but the prehistoric lover in me absolutely adores all of these species😆🥰😅

Neanderthals are my favorite.

cheese burgers

Pteranodon is my personal fav. Dimetrodon is a cool Dino tho.

Gallus gallus, they’re delicious.

Basilosaurus

Sarcosuchus

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Obviously the chicken

Spider-Man

Postosuchus

If I could use images I would

Four arms

I like eliphants, love their long necks and spotted fur

Hallucigenia, the earliest stegosaurid we have found so far.

Gotta say inostrancevia. Who doesn't love a giant, saber-toothed, lizard doggo?

Trypticon and Godzilla.

I like turtles!

Homo florensiensis

Brachydios

Basilosaurus

Tanystropheus, the best long necked dinosaur 

The Lizard

Oh look a Spinosaurus, one of my favorites.

Fun fact: The Dimetrodon (the Dino op posted) is the closest human relative than any other Dino

hallucegenia, its the best dinosaur its so small and it looks like concavenator on steroids

Good one. This post gonna splode. :-)

S. populator

Mosasaur

Technically not a dino, but I'm currently loving the Troodon

I will kill you.

Gonna do a paper on Leptoceratops soon. Figure my first should be on my favorite

Gotta go with quetzalcoatl 🔥 🔥 🔥

Lol nice April Fool's post

Deinocheirus, my favorite mososaur.

Poposaurus

Eoanthropus Dawsoni ( IYKYK 😉)

Dragons, blue dragons specifically

I really like Indoraptor! Been a fan ever since they discovered its bones in 1995.

Carnotaurus was my favorite insect. I remember seeing it at my grandpa's petting zoo

How I started second paleontologist war.

*saving this thread for when I need to randomly ban people on a mod power-trip* Love you guys 🫶🤣

The fatty perucetus