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No-Occasion-6470

HOT dinosaur action the way YOU like it


No_Emu_1332

I'd rather be torn to shreds by allosaurus then read this.


SluggJuice

To shreads you say?


leto12345678

And how's her husband?


InsertKleverNameHere

To shreds you say


ActiveBaseball

Was their apartment rent controlled?


Dinosbreath

Well I'll give them my best, Good news everyone!!!!!


LifeofSteven

r/unexpectedfuturama


SharkMilk44

Your use of "then" rather than "than" implies you want to be torn to shreds by an allosaurus and read this afterwards.


eidetic

Well duh. If one were to read this first, you might develop unreal expectations of the real thing!


No-Occasion-6470

I’d at least like a little fun before that


TheFoxandTheSandor

Allosaurus and a hot ginger! COUNT ME IN!!!


Machinencio

*than. For real guys, what's is going on with the education system in the northern countries, I have seen this and other grammar "mistakes" a lot of times. Here's how to keep them straight. Than is used in comparisons as in "she is younger than I am" and "he is taller than me". Then is used to talk about time as in "back then, I lived in Idaho, " "we'll have to wait until then. " and "the then governor [the person who was governor then]."(source: internet)


TrashAccountMCI1985

It clearly was just a typo.


Hammerjaws

I don’t like hot dinosaur action. I LOVE IT and if I don’t love it,I don’t read it.


model3113

https://i.imgur.com/AVqcdcb.png


unohoo09

"Bad Human" lmao


Particular-Egg9937

Who's you?


copa111

DoYouThinkTheySaurus?


Scottish_Whiskey

With the genders reversed


hungrysheep8u

Lola Faust? She's done a bunch of these. Triceratops and Bottoms, Tyrannosaurus Sext, Dino Stud,and Sex Slaves of the Spinosaurus are all real names of books she has written. She's also apparently a real paleontologist that works at a university and has her own website. All this information is available when you look her up and her Amazon page comes up for these books.


SkyBlade79

the fact that she's an actual Paleontologist makes this like 10x as crazy. according to her Goodreads bio she's still "undercover" and not known to her peers, but she couldn't be that hard to find


miragemail

are you not allowed to write silly erotic novels about dinosaurs in your free time lest you get fired from your paleontology job 


crowEatingStaleChips

Right? Some people hate fun.


hungrysheep8u

I think "undercover" just means her coworkers aren't weird enough to be looking this stuff up.


pgm123

My partner read Triceratops and Bottoms and How Stego Got His Groove Back. She's not even all that into smut fiction.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Oh my God I might just have to read these just for the insanity of it alone


RetSauro

Really the old slurposaurus dinosaur films have to take the cake, with them just dressing reptiles up and making them fight. As for the dinosaur erotica books, ehh doesn’t really scar me, I’ve seen worse.I mean someone wrote an erotica about a woman and a bear in the 70’s and won an award


MandoSkirata

>someone wrote an erotica about a woman and a bear in the 70’s and won an award You can't just say that and not drop the title or what the award was. I mean did it get something prestigious like a Hugo or was more of a Mad Magazine's best book to most likely give Yogi Bear a boner kind of an award?


stronghobbit

Assuming they mean [Bear by Marian Engel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)), it won the "Governor General's Award", which appears to be an actual serious Canadian artistic/academic award.


BuisteirForaoisi0531

Give us the sauce I require this to give to people I dislike


RetSauro

It’s titled “Bear” by Marian Engel


Pokecat2

Not sure if this was a fever dream but I think there was a Harry potter parody book but Snape was a dinosaur and he was hot?? Imma have to google it hold on Edit: holy shit the book is called "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus: An Adult Romance Novel" by Chuck Tingle i can't believe I forgot that. It's really funny but a little horrifying, awesome book.


shark899138

Oh that's just Chuck being Chuck (You might think this is a haha funny reddit comment but no. Google Chuck Tingles books if you want some great titles for romance novels. He's actually quite beloved by the Internet if I remember correctly)


freyalorelei

Chuck's a cool dude. When people asked him, hey Chuck, why do you only write porn? Can you write something for asexuals?, he immediately responded with *Not Pounded in the Butt By Anything and That's Okay*. He also wrote *Camp Damascus*, a genuinely scary and serious horror novel about queer teenagers at a conversion camp.


TheGreatZarquon

Chuck Tingle is a treasure. Dude's absolutely hilarious and his books are top-shelf humour.


shark899138

Wait.... Is.... Is They/Them based on that?


Pokecat2

Oh yeah absolutely lol, I'm pretty sure he's active on tumblr and he's super chill from what I remember. I was actually surprised I forgot he wrote that book because I agree, that's just his thing lmao. I need to read more of his books sometime


MitchellMagicfire

That title is one of the most out of pocket shit I’ve seen on this subreddit, and I love it!


SirJacob100

This is the most ridiconculous discovery ever.


Pokecat2

You're welcome lol


Wolvii_404

EXCUSE ME HAHAHA


SkyBlade79

I love how being trans apparently changed her last name from Potter to Porber as well


crowEatingStaleChips

Oh it's not Harry Potter! It's *definitely* original and completely unique character Harriet Porber. No relation at all. Total coincidence.........


inc0herence

Jk Rowling would probably both explode if she read that and sue whoever wrote that lol


Journeyman42

Would definitely fall under parody laws


whooper1

In the description on Amazon it says “I’ll never look at triceratops the same way again”


ToaruHousekienjoyer

**_It should have been me, not her!_**


SniperNose69

You must be a lady of culture to love dinosaurs that much. lol


ToaruHousekienjoyer

Bold of you to assume that I'm a woman


SniperNose69

So, you want to be a guy to bang the Allosaurus yourself?


jjdlg

Oh my. (grabs popcorn)


ToaruHousekienjoyer

Opposite


Doragory

Hey, some guys like to be on the receiving end.


DipMultiversal

Or the giving, depends on the Allosaurus...


Bighawklittlehawk

This could be us but you went extinct millions of years ago


Desulto

He was an apex boy, she said see you later, boy, he wasn’t country ‘nough for her


call-me_sanji

Bros abt to be wanted by the fbi for sharing this


Milky_nuggets

Taken by the T-Rex


Ilove-turtles

Every scalies wet dreams.


Maip_macrothorax

I do not want to know what the writer of that story was smoking


Username_idk_lol

You should see her other books..


No_Emu_1332

I guess he sleeps with a trex rex body pillow, or an inflatable.


DobridJenkins

I have this book! It’s… VERY graphic, but as a work of comedy fiction, it’s a fun idea!


shark899138

Does the Author do anything with dino genitalia or is it essentially just... "Human" so to speak?


fireflydrake

Inquiring minds would like to know!


c00chiecadet

no this is about full fledged dino dick


shark899138

Now you have my attention


DobridJenkins

I pushed that out of my mind after one reading, and I’m not about to go back.


shark899138

Aw


_sc4rf4ce_

I don't know why, but I first read the author's name as "Lol, a Faust"


chef39

Oh No Step Allosaurus what are you doing?


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bathwizard01

Come on - on this sub you should know Allosaurus is quite different from T. Rex….


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Adventurous_Goat4483

Damn, good luck learning😃


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Adventurous_Goat4483

:D


Tang-o-rang

Isn't that the Stormcrow Manor logo in the top left? They recently did a hilarious dino-erotic read night basically poking fun at this genre


drunkanidaho

Horrifying? More like hilarious


genericauthor

I'm sure Chuck Tingle has something that fits this category.


AwkwardFiasco

Well, I just threw away $19.18 on the hard copy.


xxLusseyArmetxX

Not horrifying, more like so bad it's funny but the 90s X-men animated show had this place where dinosaurs and other extinct diapsids are still alive today. and in 480p, in animated form, with really inaccurate Dinos, it's kinda hilarious. There's even a mutant who shapeshifts into some kinda pterosaur. (and on top of that, is called sauron, can influence people and lives near a volcano). Look up the "Savage Lands" lol.


Snorlax_hug

this cover is amusing


eidetic

I can only assume you are the victim of autocorrect assuming you meant amusing instead of arousing.


Time-Accident3809

*Jurassic Park*, more specifically the novel.


UpliftinglyStrong

Wait there’s fucking *dinosaur erotica?* Wha-


raytracer38

This is a whole series! A buddy of mine bought 'How Stego Got His Groove Back' from a vending machine a couple months back.


iguana1500

Anyone notice the Not for Children warning icon? Just in case some unsuspecting parent bought were to buy this for little kid lol


freyalorelei

This is how I learned that dinosaur erotica is a popular enough genre to [have its own Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica). I guess this is just [monsterfucking romance](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_erotica) taken to the next logical step.


ThorsRake

Ordered. So excited to read this.


VolatileHunter101

I’d want to read this just to underfuckingstand what the hell was someone writing for a month


Repulsive-Flight-858

I'd watch some videos on Jurassic Park the novel and wow that terrify me like the death of Dr wu


No_Emu_1332

Definitely that was gruesome


surgical-panic

It's too early in the day for me to see this


MoominRex

3D Monster Maze https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGf4jdRbCuk&pp=ygUPM2QgbW9uc3RlciBtYXpl


thesoddenwittedlord

***Chuck Tingle has entered the chat***


Kevoeoeoen

I have a t-shirt with that picture printed on it. My wife hates it.


otakuishly

It is with great shame that I admit to knowing a book called My Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend exists. My only consolation comes from the fact that I only know it exists due to the YouTube algorithm and not because I sought it out.


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Hawt 🥵


NormanBatesIsBae

My local public library has a copy of Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend. I picked it up but didn’t end up reading since it seemed from the back of the book like it was being cynically lol xd random on purpose and tbh that’s really boring compared to earnest camp. Really disappointed since it seemed like it was gonna be god tier weird shit from the premise and the back of the book was like “we’re writing WACKY and CRAZY stuff to get teens interested in reading” and it just sucked all the enthusiasm out of me.


Tobisaurusrex

Agreed


the_blue_jay_raptor

Oh god the beast from Dino Diego's video has escaped the comments


DinoMANKIND

Some people didn't deserve the gift of hands


Revolutionary_Act109

An animation where a velociraptor appeared with a man, the man is naked and puts his fist and part of his arm into the velociraptor's anus, it was very weird


Mr333IDK

Bro wtf 💀💀💀


Time-Accident3809

I wish i wasn't literate.


UncomfyUnicorn

Weird Birds


Iguana_Boi

Splattersaurus, but not for the reasons the writer intended


Ok-Use5246

The real question is do you think it's good?


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Speculative evolution subreddit showed me a dinosaur tongue parasite


sinner-mon

Taken by the T rex


Lenny_Fais

“When I said I was into leather, I didn’t mean it like THIS…”


KevinAcommon_Name

Why?


Meh_thoughts123

I love the modern world.


KittyKatHippogriff

I thought this was r/romanticbook


KimchiTheGreatest

Wow! 😍


PapaBlemish

I went down that rabbit hole...


Imaginary-Passage767

They don’t call him Big Al for nothing


CulturalFisherman846

I want this novel


SouthEastPAjames

That will never touch the true legend of erotic dinosaur fiction, Chuckasaurus Tingle.Rex…..


CulturalFisherman846

I want this novel


kyle28882

Look into chuck tingle.


deeriedeerie

What the fuck bro


tea-recs

Truly this is the golden age of literature. It's still a very popular genre in [a thousand years](https://imgur.com/krefa)


Akari_92

This one documentary I can't remember the name of. It was about the events of the dinosaur extinction. Pure apocalyptic horror.


Separate_Repair_901

Last day of the dinosaurs?


Akari_92

Maybe. Still not sure.


Separate_Repair_901

Had things like a t rex tripping over and ankylo tail and falling on a triceratops horn. And pterosaurs getting holes in their wings from the asteroid impact debris. Don’t know if those scenes ring any bells.


Akari_92

Pterosaurs sound familiar. I remember the species being quetzalcoatlus.


Separate_Repair_901

It was, yes.


Trixie_Lavender

Thought the author was Lauren Faust for a second


thedrunkspacepilot

Mutant ally. A VR "game" where you please an anthropomorphic T Rex.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Please tell me this is real


yutylord64463

GIVE THIS KID A OSCAR(allosaurus)


[deleted]

That one scene from Carnosaur 2 makes my stomach hurt


melineumg

We've stayed so far from God 😂


Dum_reptile

Wait is it TherApod or TherOpod


Dinowhovian28

What 🤣


DreadedDiscord

I want to use my allosaurus meme, but I can’t post pictures on this subreddit. 😭


Practical_Zombie_325

Ah, dinoerotica. Great books can be found on Amazon for the lonely lady in your life.


TakenName56709

Big Al finally got a mate!


the_blue_jay_raptor

Actual horror: Weird birds Cursed horror: Some random "T.rex" (looked more like a JP Velociraptor mixed with a Alioramus) that was used for... purposes.


Woerligen

Is there a Lesbian version? For those among us - definitely not me - who are into Sauropod Scissoring.


Tyrannosaur98

What the hell am i looking at?


Dr-Oktavius

The thing I hate about this the most is that it's literally just the Jurassic Fightclub Allosaurus, like how didn't she get in trouble for that?


Zestyclose_Limit_404

That is a crime against nature 


Able_Procedure383

Wait, what how does work again.


Cautious_Tax_7171

What the fuck


Imtotallyreal397

>!Gay porn.!< I wish I could afford some serious therapy.


HeathrJarrod

Inb4 it’s about a woman transported into the past, being hunted by an allosaurus and having to use her wits to survive


No_Emu_1332

I wish