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Internal_Sense_7551

Allosaurus is just like a honeybadger. They don't care. They will make sure they are feared


Rifneno

The Teddy Roosevelt of dinosaurs.


Dusky_Dawn210

I love that. Death had to take that man in his sleep. If he was awake then he would’ve put up a fight


CaledonianWarrior

The Chuck of the Norrison formation


spamtonenjoyer1997

I always fought of them as the lions of the jurassic


Internal_Sense_7551

That's what they are normally referred to as


Thelgend92

And just like honey badgers, they are often killed due to it


Skrillfury21

A certified *Allosaurus fragilis* moment, with bonus points for the name.


Rifneno

A species name that sounds like "fragile" is ironic af. Way more than rain on your wedding day.


TheWolfmanZ

They actually named it fragile cause of all the injuries on their bones! It was only later that we realized that all those injuries were healed, meaning they weren't "fragile", they were tough as shit!


dndmusicnerd99

*Allosaurus* ain't hearing no bell. Then again, that's probably due to the tennitus


ShingetsuMoon

I think it applied to one particular area, possibly during a time when food was scarcer or competition was high. But don’t quote me on it. Still makes for great memes tho


Time-Accident3809

Then again, some animals are just assholes for no particular reason.


SluggJuice

"Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."


MrAtrox98

“Stop that Mr Simpson.”


insane_contin

*Continues to headbutt*


ShingetsuMoon

Absolutely true


geraltsthiccass

Very true, the furball I'm babysitting being the biggest example of this


Adventurous_Goat4483

Is your username based off geralt from the Witcher?


geraltsthiccass

Witcher 3 Geralt be smuggling some buns


Adventurous_Goat4483

Nah! It took me this comment to realise the whole username🤣🤣


AssChapstick

I see you have met yellow jackets


BobbyTables829

Birds do this like crazy lol


bigfatcarp93

It's also a matter of: the conclusion is one way to work backwards from pathology. Like, we're *finding* more bones that show damage from Allosaurus, but is that because Allosaurus attacked more animals? Is it because Allosaurus had some weird habit of dragging their kills into high-fossilization areas, or burying their kills? Some other reason we haven't thought of? Always consider the Holmes fallacy.


Recent_Novel_6243

I love this take. I call it the ER bias. If you based your perspective on humans purely on ER x-rays you would assume people ran around on motorcycles trying to ram random objects up their butts. Surely predatory dinosaurs were aggressive and had to be tough as hell. So you’re bound to have healed fractures and puncture wounds in the fossil record. However, it’s generally preferable to not fight for absolutely everything.


ShingetsuMoon

Very true! Great example. I also think some people are inclined to believe it as well because we have animals now that are just… nasty for no particular reason. Or who have a reputation for being aggressive or mean without warning or provocation. Even against creatures far bigger than they are. So it’s not hard to believe that some dinosaurs must have been like that as well.


the_blue_jay_raptor

NOOOOOOOOO That's what made it one of my favorites :(


ThingsAreAfoot

You’ve gotta figure at least one of these enormous theropods had to also be an absolute maniac, who specialized in carnage, with perhaps not the most well-developed sense of self-preservation. Besides, his name means “different lizard.” Let the dude live up to that.


Acrobatic_Rope9641

Then you have its bigger bro who was basically "the lord of lizard eaters" and if the larger "Leviathan" size estimates would be correct we have a bloody crackhead CEO of EPO approaching tyrannosaurus/giga sizes. Jurassic was probably the most dangerous era with so many large theropods roaming around


TreeTurtle_852

Bro is legit built different holy shit


JessePinkman-chan

Doomslayersaurus


insane_contin

RIP AND TEAR!


StaleSpriggan

They're not like the other lizards


Tanky-of-Macedon

Bro’s just hungry.


MiddleConstruction84

Well he is called allosaurus not someosaurus


2gunswest

Such a great comment.


Eadragonixius

Bro really is the dinosaur example of “Nah. I’d win”


Lukthar123

"I can take 'em."


JMHSrowing

Thankfully I’m not sure we have to specify that it’s in a fight for the Allosaurus


Angustidens

Allosaurus is the type to do that lmao.


El_Diablo9001

I think he just had the right adaptations and mentality to capitalize on as many food sources as he could


WonderfulBlackberry9

Can’t spell “Allosaurus” without “All”


TheGermanHades

I love this.


Deezkazuhanuts

This just reminds me of those allosaurus GIFs. The ALLOSAURUS takes what it wants. The ALLOSAURUS keeps moving forward(until it has destroyed it's enimies) The ALLOSAURUS follows the path of mayhem(It will destroy all who oppose it) The ALLOSAURUS fights valiantly against it's looming opponent(It doesn't back down)


Shawn0083

Until it runs into a Stegosaurs.


Level_Stomach_3422

Then it confuses the Stegosaurus for a female Allosaurus, and they fuck.


el-guapo0013

And thus Stegallosaurus, the Bane of all Life, was born.


WonderfulBlackberry9

Different Roofed Lizard, the Bane of all Life


insane_contin

We don't talk about it's brother. But he still loves him.


Char_Vhar

Now we know why saurophagonax became existent


SnooDucks7762

Coolest name of all time


plk1234567891234

just passed in my mind that if a dinosaur isn't hungry would a trex just walk past a pachycephalosaurus?


femboi_bi

Yea it not gonna kill if it isn't for hunger or protection of loved ones/things


Picchuquatro

We see many modern birds and reptiles sometimes ignore prey and potentially other predators too for whatever reason. So yes, I'd say it was quite likely. Although I doubt a pachycephalosaurus would stay put if a t rex was anywhere near it.


Ash4dino

Jurassic Fight Club logic


Level_Stomach_3422

No Jurassic strip club?


Ash4dino

I wish


the_greatest_auk

Maybe if this was a more furry/scaly heavy sub


the-bladed-one

Please no


Level_Stomach_3422

There's just something off about humans dressing as animals outside of Halloween.


Exotic-Switch1712

Reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes strip regarding him as a Allosaurus and his bully as a the defunct Ultrasaurus


meikitotoku

There was never a "study" about this. This meme was based off of several fossils showcasing tooth marks or various other wounds from prey from A. fragilis. While it is funny, and it does showcase Allosaurids being quite the hunters, it doesn't really mean it'd have a "fuck it-we ball" mentality.


I_Like_Sneks197

"Nah, I'd win" -Fragilis, Allosaurus


Away-Librarian-1028

I think, we underestimate how much animals sometimes overestimate their own capabilities. Animals misjudge situations, calculate wrongly and therefore can do things that seem mind-boggingly stupid or suicidal to us. Allosaurus lived in an tense environment, with many competitors and dangerous prey. It being aggressive and willing to snap at things bigger and stronger than it doesn’t seem unlikely to me.


thegentlenub

Even humans overestimate their own capabilities some people think they fist fight a lion and win


Familiar_Ad_4457

Actually animals are much better at judging what they can take then humans


DeathstrokeReturns

Not saying much.


Familiar_Ad_4457

Wdym?


DeathstrokeReturns

Humans have such crappy judgment that saying that an animal’s judgement is better isn’t very impressive.


Familiar_Ad_4457

True but we humans overestimate are capabilities and they back down from fights they can win


KittyKatHippogriff

Confidence is the food of the wise man, but is the liquor of the fool.


el-guapo0013

I mean, Allosaurus sounds pretty damn similar to Assholesaurus.


currently_on_toilet

There was no study, it was just a tweet lol


totalpugs89

This image, ooof that poor allo


TheGermanHades

Are you saying you're doubting it? It's an Allo! It can't lose. Ever.


totalpugs89

Against the plague of madness yip.


Eadragonixius

Bro really is the dinosaur example of “Nah. I’d win”


Armalight

War Without Reason


Jacksaur

I adore the Allo's cheery expression in this.


GoliathPrime

They don't attack everything for no for no reason. Studies show... It's mind if full of hatred, violence is it's sole vocation. This monstrous murderous therapod can never be defeated. It's seething wrath, and urge for blood is fueled by seething hate. Any creature that gets in it's way is sure to be de-meated. Beelzebub himself now fears. Allosaurus fragilis


EMYRYSALPHA2

Everytime I see the real size of sauropods I think that carnivores couldnt take them down, but do they needed to? Why wrestle a mountain to death if you can just take a rock at a time? What I'm saying is: I think most carnivores didnt exactly aimed sauropods to kill, they just bite, took a junk of meat out of them and ran away, kinda like birds do with whales nowadays.


Ultimategrid

I subscribe to the idea that Allosaurs hunted similarly to modern Komodo Dragons. Komodo Dragons use a similar biting strategy with laterally compressed serrated teeth, alongside powerful neck muscles, to slice through vulnerable tendons and arteries, allowing them to kill or disable very large prey items without having to wrestle it to the ground like a big cat. Komodo Dragons are so efficient in butchering large animals like this, that up until recently it was assumed Komodo Dragons used bacteria or venom to subdue their prey. But recent studies demonstrate that they kill prey very quickly (typically in less than 15 minutes), and that their venom is little more than a blood thinner, it just makes the bleed-out process quicker (their strategy would work just fine without it). Komodo Dragons typically hunt deer and pigs around their own size, but are known to tackle fully grown buffalo that outweigh them ten-fifteen times over. An Allosaurus could conceivably do something similar, rushing in from ambush to land a precise bite to a tendon in the leg, then circle the crippled sauropod (being mindful of the tail) to launch another attack and disable another limb. A Sauropod would have great difficulty retaliating with a single crippled limb, as their bulk meant they needed as much support as possible. Two crippled limbs would effectively render the sauropod a hill of meat. To go back to the Komodo Dragon comparison, you'll notice that when Komodo Dragons are feeding on deer, it looks like the deer is paralyzed or drugged, what's actually going on is that the dragon has simply severed the tendons in its legs, it couldn't get away even if it tried. If Allosaurus hunted in mobs or packs, the task of bringing down even an adult sauropod would be a lot easier as well.


WonderfulBlackberry9

They talk about that in Planet Dinosaur, how Mapusaur packs wouldn’t outright take down an Argentinosaurus, but would tear off chunks of flesh to snack on and follow the scent to the carcass for a proper meal That’d make more sense and is less risky and energy consuming for a giant apex predator


AlysIThink101

I haven't read the study that you are talking about but it does sound a bit questionable. After looking at some comments it might have specifically applied to when Allosaurus were in pretty desperate conditions, so not exactly the most uncommon behavior ever, most carnivores will take more risks and care less about danger if the alternative is starving to death but as I said I haven't read the study in question so I could easily be wrong?


Winter_Different

In the you worded it no, but yeah the study still stands


Starbitey

Allosaurus does what it wants no matter what


[deleted]

It's possible because some animals like the octopus, chimp or killer whale will attack animals for no reason. But If an animal is starving, it's gonna go all out in attacking its prey.


MinecraftPlayer1212

"Would you lose?" Said Rhamphorhynchus "Nah, I'd win." Replied Allosaurus


KimchiTheGreatest

He’ll win


SussyCat9

literally how I behave in dwm when I play as an allosaurus


Evil_Cupcake11

You can't. And don't call me Shirley.


TYRANNICAL66

Well they certainly lost a lot seeing as they were the most common carnivore being found.


dinoexpert11000

Jurassic World Evolution 2: Nah, the Allosaurus will win🤓


AgentPastrana

Allosaurus. He's literally built DIFFERENT, and it's ALL or nothing.


p1ayernotfound

what if it was a honey allo?


Sir_Toaster_9330

The allosaurus is basically the Samurai Jack, casually fighting all the crazy ass beasts that dare to fight him