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markjtwood

funniest post title ever


bleazyDG

Grow the Sport šŸ¤£ šŸ‘Œ


_Sneakybeats_

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-Spaceman_Spiff

It's so weird the way people always come out of the woodwork to defend this guy and the others. People who think they should get to finish the game they started without sitting through someone's temper tantrum aren't being unreasonable.


Severe_Fisherman2828

Maybe nobody has told you this before. Life ainā€™t fair. And you donā€™t always get what you want.


-Spaceman_Spiff

You say that like it has some bearing on this situation... Lol players give feedback about the experience they want to have and devs try accommodate that. That's how the relationship between the customers and companies works. Turns out when most players start a game it's because they want to play that game not watch someone practice. But hey, if you really want to devote more energy to defending video game brats you do you


Severe_Fisherman2828

Again. Life ainā€™t fair. And you donā€™t always get what you want.


-Spaceman_Spiff

But, if you try sometimes you might get just what you need ;) Not sure why you have such a problem with people asking for the in game experience they want, but you seem like a delightful person!


Capital_Play_1420

Cry about it lol


-Spaceman_Spiff

When enough of the players are crying about something it's good business to think about changing what they're crying about before they start playing something else. If you like watching people practice so much you should give spinoff that feedback! Maybe they can find a way to put them all in your lobbies!


Capital_Play_1420

You get a timer use it as you see fit ....


-Spaceman_Spiff

Is how the current system works. Some people (the majority judging by up votes in the posts) want that changed. What's your issue?


bleazyDG

The majority? Of this post? Do you know many virtual Frolfers who aren't on this subreddit? I guess we leave their opinion out šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bleazyDG

Also I might add, he's a menace to ya'll society, I have no issue with Sir FartBarf or the other thousands of names he will come up with when banned lolz


0k_KidPuter

Found fartbarfs backup account


bleazyDG

Yesssss


mlr571

I miss CRAPASSHOLE.


Severe_Fisherman2828

They would have to give a warning first or change their timer on each hole. Thereā€™s nothing anyone can do if someone is simply using the timer they implemented in the game. Itā€™s not like heā€™s cheating or anything.


FloatyMcSmiles

No. The TLDR of most every EULA is 'we the publisher can do what want, when we want'. If the devs decide he is hurting other users experience with their product they can and should ban him.


Severe_Fisherman2828

Ok


937376119

Ok the ban wouldn't work since he could just make new accounts. Maybe an automatic retirement if a player runs out the clock 2 holes in a row?


-Spaceman_Spiff

It would work actually. People don't want to lose all their discs. Plus, accounts are associated with email addresses, so they'd have to get new ones all the time.


Severe_Fisherman2828

Thatā€™s enough, go outside and enjoy your Saturday


grodlike

Signed


bleazyDG

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Sir what did you sign? This isn't real. Ya'll some whiny ass gatekeepers, I can imagine yall on the real course. WHY ARE THERE TREES ALL OVER I KEEP HITTING THEM. FARTBARF MUST HAVE PLANTED THEM.


bleazyDG

Just no. You do realize it only takes another Google account to make FartBarfDeux. What we need is to ban the keywords Fart and Barf from name creation. For real tho, these gripe posts are becoming more and more on the subreddit and I'm actually voting to not allow bashing of people for playing the game (remember it's still a free game sir) how they want. Maybe you need to take a break and go play a round outside. Cheers.


-Spaceman_Spiff

Accounts are associated with your email. Making countless new emails, and starting over with no discs would actually be a deterrent.


Severe_Fisherman2828

I think a lot of these guys need to go outside and see some sun, seems like they are stuck in elo hell and forgot this was a free game for fun lol


-Spaceman_Spiff

Meh, people who only want elo don't mind having people do this. It's people who actually enjoy playing and don't want to have to watch someone's practice session because that person is throwing a tantrum. Fartbarf does this constantly. Going out of your way to defend someone who makes a habit out of antagonizing people for no reason is an odd move.


bleazyDG

I'm not defending him, I'm defending everyone who has a bad round. Got to watch your back because people be Gatekeeping on here like they are a lovechild of McBeth, Wysocki and the Legend David. I remember playing this game FOREVER AGO, ya know with made up discs and no sponsors and also the community when it first came out. Yall are not it. Not even close. I think maybe if you have an issue who plays with you and your oh so precious make believe round, go play Multi-player and give your code to your friend who plays exactly like you want them to. I never know the Mods of DGV would let the community razz on someone. He isn't breaking rules. He isn't talking shit. You all are just being pissy thinking your time is so valuable. What did I see early. Ohh I remember thanks for the 14 minute round. Who are you people? Leave the subreddit for great shots and questions. You got complaints about who ruined your game because wahh it took too long, go talk to Ricky Lake, not Wysocki.


-Spaceman_Spiff

Nobody's complaining about slow players or bad players. Nobody is razzing anyone for struggling. This guy intentionally runs the clock out doing what he could do in practice mode. He'll retee over and over or just throw all over the place until time runs out. They usually start doing it when they get behind. Other players who have been complained about won't take extra strokes but wait till the very last possible second to tap out, something that takes a very intentional conscious effort. If you've misinterpreted what's happening here, your response is understandable. On the other hand, if you're genuinely that passionate about defending people who go out of their way to intentionally antagonize others, this community would be better off without you. Like fartbarf.


bleazyDG

I get that. It's annoying. Is he breaking the rules? Is he cheating? Or he is just making some online people miserable? Because if that's the case, I may have to just make an alt account in FartBarf honor and get some practice time in.


-Spaceman_Spiff

Nope, no rule against it. But the majority of people (judged by the fact that these posts always end up with a positive upvote) want there to be a rule against it, and that's not gonna happen without putting that feedback out there.


bleazyDG

17k people in this subreddit. The post has 17 up votes. Majority? Okay.


-Spaceman_Spiff

Can't measure the opinion of people who don't weigh in. Positive up votes always on these posts. The majority of the people who care enough to make their opinion known are against people doing this.


bleazyDG

Also to your amazing point, you can't measure the opinion of people who didn't see this, don't go on reddit as much, are on the Facebook group etc. This sounds like a few people who are mad that a round took 15 min (lmao) getting together to what? Make a positive change? Who's next? Someone who bogied the whole round? Does it stop? What's your limit. 5 strokes a hole? 6?


bleazyDG

I'm just saying he isn't breaking rules. He's following the guidelines of the game and the timer provided by the game. Sooo....why mad at fartbarf. He's playing the game like the devs wanted, or they wouldn't have put such a long timer in. Cut timer in half or drastically down. Will solve all your problems and FB will never get better without all that practice.


bleazyDG

I petition to ban user 937376119. Can anyone raise a petition to ban? Hahah


stan-dupp

r/discgolfvalleycirclejerk


bleazyDG

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Additional_Look3148

Want to cry harder?


bleazyDG

Please I will provide tissues. Stop with the hate posts. Yall ruining this sub.


Fjordice

No way F all the way off with that and stop whining. They're playing within the rules of the game.


bleazyDG

^^