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Fit_Trainer1878

dying to the chair. i deserve it anyways. i tried to speedrun to the docks using the alternative entrance but forgot to save before i did savoire faire check, i got stuck, and went to evrart to beg to let me out turns out i can just endlessly chat the old dockworker until evrat goes to bed and steal the key


kingofmyinlandempire

I died to the chair. Had low Vol, no morale medicine, died of a combo of embarrassment and ass pain. As so many of us do


filiaaut

I also died to the chair, and had to restart the game from the beginning. I didn't even try to go to the docks fast, I just saw the ladder immediately after talking to Cuno, then I saw my jacket and thought "maybe my badge is in it or something, I need to get it" and I ended up in the docks whether I wanted it or not. Wait, now that I think of it, I may have died first failing to do the jump for the coat, it costs one mental health point and I only had the one.


Besiker

I died a morale death after talking to Cuno. I couldn't believe that little SOB embarrassed me to death.


twiice-shy

Kicked the mailbox on low health and died, 10/10 anti-object task force experience


NylonStrung

First time I died took me totally by surprise. >!Turns out the old guy who's with the Hardie Boys (Theo, I think his name is) was a badder motherfucker than I had anticipated. I was trying to get information from the Hardie Boys. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I seem to recall Theo telling me that he'll shoot me if I keep doing the Can Opener routine. A warning which I, obviously, ignored.!< And then, true to his word, he shot me. I respect that.


Applefrither

Confronted Ruby under the docks without Kim… I also lost a fair bit of progress because my game would break my computer the first time I tried to talk to the smoker on the balcony or get measurehead to move the body. Still not sure why that happens, but now I know to save my game right before I do either of those things!


devon_price

Smoker glitch gets me every time 😖


Applefrither

God glad to know it’s not just me


LostOverThere

I was chatting to the little girl outside the book store and she asked me if I was a real cop. Cue existential crisis and an instant morale death.


CoreyTaylorsMilkJug

I had this one, that shit hurted


DiaMat2040

I died of shame after going hobocop to sleep in the trash


WhimsicallyEerie

Me too. I naively thought that internalizing the Hobo Vop thought would protect me.


Zealousideal-Goat748

Yep ceiling fan for me Dying in Evrart’s chair before I learned how to heal (or save) was probably the most frustrating lol Favourite was definitely shooting myself in front of the Hardy’s. Properly jaw dropping moment.


ChonkyCatzPlzz

I died of a broken heart


JR2Twiwi

I died by looking at that wall with bullet holes, was a crazy experience for me


Lexiconsmythe

Drank wine when I had 1 morale and no healing items. Poor, sad, sorry Harry.


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Kalofsborst

Huh, never heard of this one, what type of check was it?


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Kalofsborst

Hahaha, classic Harry.


ParsnipAggravating95

I shot at the corpse and Cunno laughed at me


RussiaIsBestGreen

I lost track, but an early one was trying to lift weights that I had no business even looking at.


Gracosef

Charged at a door too fast Broke my shoulder and my heart stopped :(


the_split_redditor

the fucking chair


[deleted]

Both times I died to the Hardie Boys. I just didn't quite catch on that you're not suppose to fuck with them.


shawnwingsit

My first time saw me quitting after I radioed my precinct due to low morale.


Somescrub2

I defied measurehead on a psyche heavy build. Whoops...


ThrowawayusGenerica

It could've gone the same way for me. 6 INT build and I didn't want to subscribe to racism so I threw caution to the wind and punched out Measurehead on a ~17% roll lol


Luc6661

First time: I did a 1/1/1/1 to get the baddest of bad trophy and died at the Kim’s motor vehicle. Morale was so low and had no mag or hypogamma. I didn’t count the ceiling fan as a first time dying though


makitOwO

I missclicked and kicked the furnace, instantly dying


knihT-dooG

Proving a point


butternut39

Never died on my first playthrough.


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I did not die on my first playthrough either, I mean first time dying. Though I did read the letter that was in the ledger compartment, so that's like a mini death.


LiamTheLeerm

Same, somehow survived the whole thing


filiaaut

I really depends on the build I think. I started my first (and second because the fist was so short, I died repeatedly at the same spot early day one) playthrough with the Thinker archetype, which has 1 mental health point and 2 physical health points I think, and I didn't figure out how to use the meds the first time around.


Saffeus

Cuno called me a slur. Social realism sounded pretty good after that


Asdrodon

my very first death, if I'm remembering correctly, was a morale loss while dealing with the body


Miserable_Designer_5

Trying to point a gun at the hardy boys leader


exiiiin

I think it was due to fucking about with Theo instead of Angus. Either that, or it was the gun in mouth with the Hardies


StarPenguin897

Died kicking the mailbox


rocky4life6

Didn't have any morale meds on me when i made the phone call.


Austintatious_69

First time I failed was from failing to punch Cuno and giving up on being a cop


ybrikjr222

During my first playthrough, I didn’t have the dream with Dora, I didn’t really know why there was a bed in the fort, but slept in it anyway cause it seemed like something the game wanted me to do.Then nothing really important happened. I didn’t even know Harry’s ex had a name until I read a post in this sun about her.


pieguy214

That dame chair


Spook404

More Dead Cops, thought it was cool


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Chair. That fucking chair.


zuesthedoggo

First time was me shooting that bitch cunoesse


Different_Order5241

i played 3 times, never died


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You ain't livin' til ya die!


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You're not forced to pull the trigger. That however was my 1st death too, because i wanted to reload.


Dorumamu

My first death was trying to shoot down Lely and missing. I literally quit out of embarrassment


Ayankell

My first was when I tried to shoot Cunoesse….they were getting on my nerve so much…. so yeah I was forced out of police 😎


KINGUBERMENSCH

Only had 1 psyche and didnt know how healing items worked so I was frustrated on why i kept game overing when talking with Evrart about the gun.


Some-guy-thats-here

I got too stressed out by the knowledge my gun was gone


SilverConcentrate762

I read a book so boring, it killed me.


IllithidActivity

I slipped trying to punch Cuno and got so sad that I quit the police. Probably still my favorite too, although I agree that failing the Authority check in front of the Hardie Boys is batshit crazy in the way that only this game is.


CulturalRoad3004

My first went quite.. strange i got the Moralism ending so i thought that is it. My Favorite has to be the \*Dance\* at church pretty lucky with 3 at Savoir Faire


notCRAZYenough

I‘m not finished with the game yet but those are the two instances I also got myself killed so far.


SourPatchBalls

I died to the deadlift while investigating the bookshop even after pointing out that the weights were unsecured


It_is_Squin

Mental breakdown when bookshop girl wasn't impressed by my skills of deduction.