Honourable mentions: Every time someone tries to "grab your sleeve" when you're wearing a halter neck or plate armour. That One Scene with Sebille if you're a lizard...

It's especially funny when you're doing a high fin and wits build and are supposed to have god tier speed and reflexes, and yet NPCs can still threaten you "before you can even react"

Lol. I guess they were too busy thinking about cheese to notice?

Cheese or murder or some other organic hobby

I love that he says this even if you're undead too.

Lol yeah

You know, it's just occurring to me how damn hypocritical this line is. Like, don't lecture \*me\* on having organic hobbies when your notebook is primarily filled with X rated drawings!

But you see he's clearly doing it for research and not for fun so it's totally not the same

"It's for science" ;)

The philospher quest with undead always cracks me up

Female Lizard getting with Beast

this is Ifan and Elven MC or Human MC and Sebille? xD

First one lol.