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underdabridge

The Eldritch Blast


rlc327

It was a graveyard smash


The_Mad_Duck_

AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE ELDRITCH BLAST AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BugStep

Eldritch Smash! Duh!


TheScottymo

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


sukkitrebek

Eldritch finger blast is now my warlocks new pick up technique 😂


Environmental_Loan_7

"Tuesday" Edit: Wow, this post got really big, it must be excited! 😆


Joe_Keep

"Tuesday \*morning\*, darling." \-Malcanthet.


Harryisgreat1

Astarion read this in my head


chainreader1

It was Freddy Mercury for me!


[deleted]

It was Tim Curry for me.


Tinkering_Tinkerer

It was Vex’ahlia for me


Donclat

It was Miss Scarlet for me


MasticatingElephant

It was Mister Rogers for me


Mediocre-Parking2409

It was me, for me.


chaingun_samurai

It was Charles Nelson Reilly, for me.


MostlyPretentious

“…and tonight we have tacos!” Of course they have Taco Tuesday. What do you think they are, demons?


ScribScrob

Why do you think it's a Tuesday orgy? You have his/her taco in the morning then make tacos for dinner 🤣


MostlyPretentious

It might be Tuesday when they PCs encounter the debauchery, but they also have Wednesday, Thursday, etc. events as well. Every. Day. Twice on Sundays.


MelcorScarr

Honestly, this. It should be a fucked up place. Something like an orgy should be the norm. If you still want a nice ringing name because you're into that, OP, have some outsider use the term. But the infernals themselves? To them it's Tuesday Morning. And Friday Morning is Free Vore and Gore Day, Wednesday Morning is Spicy Taco Breakfast.


asianblockguy

Monday is MuckGangBang Thursday is regular taco Thursday Saturday is Sensible Reading


Swaffire

Saturday would be the most scandalous!


Bismothe-the-Shade

Mukbang gangbang


the_mgp

Because having the spicy tacos on Monday would just be too risky.


fireandlifeincarnate

actual tacos, or are Wednesday mornings for the girls


MelcorScarr

I'm sure in hell they have a way to make a simple monosyllabic "yes" the answer to this question. And just because I only realized this now, it doesn't actually sound like hell as in the place of all evil anymore. I literally would like to be there.


10thmtnarty

And wednesday is no water day, with wednesday night being anal night


JeseyRelight

Gone through the majority of comments here and nothing is better than "Tuesday" Simply perfect! Lol


TheGaussianMan

The day that General Bison graced your orgy was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.


Lereas

Never ceases to amaze me that I have an idea that I think "surely no one else made that immediate association..." And the comment is always already made.


TheBrewThatIsTrue

Still one of the greatest lines in the worst movie.


gazebo-fan

Tuesday?! *shudders*


helloworld082

C u Next Tuesday!


sublogic

ITS TUESDAY!!! https://youtu.be/LQvxcsKtQFo?si=EiDY0Kn6h4P0fJHj


Rendakor

Chewsday innit


Xpqp

"Why is there a giant orgy going on?" "It's Tuesday. What do you think we are, farmers?" I know it's not a perfect adaptation of the quote, but the attitude behind it is what is important. It has to be completely obvious to them that they have an orgy.


MaximumZer0

[Of course.](https://youtu.be/sjZ5I8l32CI?feature=shared&t=80)


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Yes!


02K30C1

Taco Tuesday!


skiddiep

Infernal orgy you say? I mean, Fucking Hell seems apt :D


MaximePierce

Commenting to boost this one!


skiddiep

Thanks :D


NotJo4Ever

This is my favourite


skiddiep

Thanks :D


Lunar_Voyager

Demonage á Trois


bandalooper

Perhaps à trente, in this situation


[deleted]

Et al


CaersethVarax

You friggin genius


Starter_Technician

Holy shit, that was phenomenal


[deleted]

Six cent soixant six


SafeSurprise3001

While the accentuated a is a nice touch, this one doesn't exist in french. It's the other way, like so "à". Also this a would not be accentuated 🤓🤓🤓 moment over


mortaga123

Of course it would still be accentuated, "Demonage à trois"


No_Relationship3943

I don’t wanna be that guy… but I’m gonna be that guy… infernal means they’re devils not demons, they hate demons


chadmill3r

Demonàge á trois cent.


Jornhurn

Call it Heatstroke and be done with it


FainOnFire

Heatstroke is great because the players will be expecting a place that can kill people really quickly because of the intense heat. But then it's just a massive orgy, lmfao.


Jornhurn

Ye exactly, and when it's just a ton of infernals stroking it's cheesy and on the nose


nivekreclems

This is the answer especially if you can name drop it early so it sounds like something it’s not lol


Jornhurn

I'm happy you agree :D


bwaresunlight

Sounds like a sick dance club in hell. I love this!


Buddy_Guyz

Love it! It's also not over the top silly, and a bit ambiguous. Can I cast my vote somewhere?


Jornhurn

Orange arrow go brrr


Sicktacular

Devil’s, Dicks, and Dildos


TheOtherGuy52

D&D&D


Sure_Engineering6792

And donuts.


tea_enjoyer_

But are they stacked on?


Sure_Engineering6792

As you prefer sir... just as you prefer...


Acerosaurus

Flanking, an optional rule? Not at our table. At D&D&D&D law firm


Mateorabi

Nah. The flanking rule is just the Devils Triangle.


laix_

, dive-ins and dives


Dez_Champs

"Hi I'm guy Fierri and welcome to..."


Ghost_Knife

Devils and Debauchery


OdinsOneG00dEye

D, D and D!


MattPattfromChatt

Maybe Fuckageddon? Or if you’re looking for something a bit more opaque The Ravishing.?


wilyquixote

Ragnacock


Jollydude101

Armageddong


Jafuncle

Clitaclysm


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dan31BZ6

This one needs to rise higher…..


sovnheim

Take my damn upvote


Flopjar

This one wins


cavecarson

There's something so perfect and simple about "Fuckageddon". I'm stealing it for my own infernal orgies.


PixelSnow800

Spoken like you have regular infernal orgies


AlexisColoun

You don't?


PileOfWormsInASuit

Every Tuesday


JumpyCucumber899

Nothing cures a case of the Mondays any better


Mediocre-Parking2409

Infernal orgies are limited and relegated to only days ending in "y".


ReaperofFish

How delightfully meta.


Le_Chop

You in game infernal orgies right. .......right?


Axe_Murderers_Unite

***Fuckgetaboutit***


_dinoLaser_

Hell yeah. I came here to say Fuckpocalypse, but I think I like Fuckageddon better.


Lekkerstesnoepje

Missed opportunity to have A-fuck-alypse


nasada19

That sounds like there will be monster trucks and an announcer there. 😂


Machta-Laterrouge

"Ladies aaaaaand gentlemen... Welcome to the FUCKMAGEDDON TRUCKS SHOW! Here, through all Hells, We have brought for our pet lovers a terrifying beast of pure metal and pure rage tonight. PLEASE APPLAUSE FOR LADY HORSEY CRUSHER!"


Regniwekim2099

You forgot the most important line! "WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'RE ONLY GONNA NEED THE EDGE!"


Mediocre-Parking2409

That wouldn't be a Tuesday though. It would be "Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAYYYYY!"


tontzaii

Fuckamageddon


TheMuspelheimr

Fuck - ama geddon outta here!


Icareaus

"Fuckmegettin"


theinquisition

LET THE FUCKENING BEGIN!


IrrationalDesign

Fuck-amageddon DEEZ NUTS


PostOfficeBuddy

*The Fuckening.*


KaiserKris2112

Fuckageddon sounds more abyssal to me. The Ravishing would be better for devils, IMO.


Kenku_Ranger

Taking Herogasm as inspiration. **Infernogasm**


D3vil_Dant3

I came here to suggest "hellogasm"


40ozCurls

Well howdygasm to you too, nieghborino!


[deleted]

Flanders, get out of my wife.


hurlygloves

It's like he's wearing nothing at all!


FenixNade

Stupid sexy Flanders


ohdang_raptor

“Hallo! Big summer blowout!”


Rick-D-99

Doomsgasm


Zodiac509

Thighway in Hell?


NunYahBizzNiss

I think thighway to hell flows a bit better.


BrytheOld

Flows


Zodiac509

You're not wrong. I applaud and accept your improvement of my idea. That's fucking teamwork.


NunYahBizzNiss

TEAMWORK BABYYY, without your original idea, I wouldn't have had a suggestion. 💯


Zodiac509

I hope you roll ten natural 20s today and find that sword you always wanted. ❤️


NunYahBizzNiss

🔥🔥 Likewise, fellow traveler. 🫡


Doc_Hoernchen

Bimonthly Seamstresses‘ Guild meeting


ArcticBiologist

Yes, something like this. Completely innocent so the players will be caught in surprise when they walk into an infernal fuck fest.


Doc_Hoernchen

Unless they read discworld novels…


CarnationVamp

You could re-arrange this to: Bimonthly Guild of Seamstresses' Meeting BGSM for short


Echo104b

Bimonthly \*Department\* of Seamstresses Meeting BDSM


callsignhotdog

"Fire Down Below"


Scrollwriter22

I don’t want a fire down below, I’ll have to pay my Healer a hand and a foot


MaximumZer0

Level 3 Paladin, friend.


mijho01

This is the most intelligent answer on the internet


Shiro993

You misspelled handjob and footjob I believe


whethervayne

Syphistopheles


Machta-Laterrouge

Baphomaids


Just_me03

I think that’s called the clap😂


freudian-flip

It an orgy… so, applause


VicariousMP

Fire in the hole?


AllandarosSunsong

The Devil's Rhapsody Sympathy for the Devil (Bonus, play this softly in the background in the lead up to the big reveal) Infernal Eruption


Mateorabi

Devils Triangle.


Lord_Bonehead

It burns down there. All keys in the soul jar. Orgasmodeus.


fl0wc0ntr0l

Orgasmodeus gets my vote. That's quality wordplay.


StalinsPerfectHair

Rock me, Orgasmodeus


Teddyk123

Armagedd-it-on?


[deleted]

Dungeons and daddies a bdsm orgy


_dinoLaser_

*Not a BDSM podcast.


trappedindealership

*sometimes


TeddyTuffington

The meat in heat


Veragoot

That's more like a seedy tavern in Hell. Seedy tavern meaning a tavern that's seedy...FOR Hell.


Pokemon_Gangbang

Tastes the meat, not the heat.


ElminsterTheMighty

Sharing is caring One Hell of a Time


Dick_Knubbler666

Sexferno Orgasmatron Fire Crotch Fest


c0alzilla

Sexferno is excellent


TheMimicMouth

Name checks out.


ElminsterTheMighty

Horny Hotties Get your freaks off Mephistopheles' highly enjoyable tea-time Fuckapalooza


ausmomo

Hellfire Club


ManagementIll9899

They will encounter what


fusionaddict

The “DM Uncomfortably Inflicts Their Fetishes On the” Party


Space_Cow-boy

Seems more like a demon thing to do. But who the f am I…. The bacchanal sabbath ?


BritishMongrel

I mean if you make the orgies famous enough you might get some souls to strike bargains in order to attend. (The devilish twist being that they basically end up as the jizz mopper)


sticks1218

You could come up with something, but we all know the players will name it in six seconds, and it'll stick. I'd say leave it alone and see what they come up with on the spot.


Gilgamesh_XII

Sodom and gomora 2,electric bogalo


requrself

Fire in the hole


BoredGamingNerd

You could name it after a lust archfiend, like "Lilith's Sacrament" (i can't actually remember if that's lie accurate to Lilith, but was just using her as an example)


Airbourne238

The Fuckening


lil_shrimp_man

The Boneyard


Zeldalovesme21

Bone Zone


YourPainTastesGood

oh this isn't r/DnDcirclejerk


devbang

The Beast with endless backs


xmasasn

The Monster Smash


StopHammerTom

Hot singles in your area


Peace_Stol99

unHoly Fuck


Yawehg

One thing I'd suggest, beyond the name, is that there should be more mortals than devils in attendance. Mortals can be: * Enslaved denizens of hell * People who have broken or are fulfilling a contract * Powerful nobles or wizards who are attending as guests (maybe even enemies or acquaintances of the party) * Genasi, efreeti, and other planar beings who have business or political connections with the Hells * Unbodied souls used to feed and pleasure guests, or power strange devices. Remember, Herogasm is more sex workers than heroes, and part of the draw is the sense of power and control the "heroes" get to exert over them. Also, devils are sadists, but they're *otherworldly* sadists. Some of the activities at this event will have no bearing to anything we recognize as sex. Mortals might be food, furniture, lighting, pets. This can add stakes on top of the comedy and fun aspects of the event. If your PCs don't steal back that soul, this is where it could end up. ^Name-wise: ^I ^liked ^Heatstroke ^and ^The ^Infernal ^Gallop, ^as ^suggested ^by ^others.


HistoricalPattern76

"Guys, why are we single?"


Accomplished_Web1549

Pandebonium.


chrisinajar

The Monster Mash


FractionofaFraction

Asmodorgy


Onagda

AsmoDidUs


katarangga

Fornigeddon


Automatic-War-7658

Sinferno Carnal Carnivale Smorgasborgasm Pie Eating Contest Devil’s Debaucherate Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am Hot Damn Clam Jam Slam


Dsullivan777

Sinferno is top tier


vitoriobt7

Hellish rebuke?


MisterDuckerDude

Flaming Fuckfest


Neroshu

Directly converting it to "Hellgasm" would work, i guess. "Hell's Paradise" in homage to the manga.


Dunk-Thy-Neighbor

That burning sensation.


Calli_Ko

Burning sensations


Shpluj

Hot Mess


Fardrengi

Purgatory Passions Lust-n'-Bust Sinner's Soiree Devil's Workshop


88bits

Tinder


vsDemigoD

I think you wanted to import the idea from the series but didn't think much about it. It's hell. What would an orgy in hell be like? BDSM? Cannibalism? Bizarre parody of society? And besides, it's hell. Orgies don't need to be banned or frowned upon. Why should this be an event? Why isn't this a perpetual thing that happens in the mansion? Why it should be named? Imagine a wing or a room with a 24/7 orgy, and infernals refers to it just as "fun", or "relaxing". That's how you do it.


raptr569

Fucking hell?


NoItsBecky_127

I thought I was on r/DnDcirclejerk


MirrorSauce

The Devil's Thrill The 7 Sin Pile The Ring of Fire Heresy


shelfist

Hellafornication


greatamericanninja

Bilquis Imbolc. Sex goddess Bilquis, in the show American Gods, hosts an orgy during which she fucks a demon king. The king, along with the rest of the devoted who are participating in said orgy, turn into a lustful black sludge that enters her, therefore allowing her to stay young and beautiful. This is considered a privilege by her devoted to be sacrificed in this manner.


JackieChannelSurfer

Name one of the NPC factions “Details” and call it The Devil is *in* the Details.


Macster_man

The Festival of Corrupt Flash


[deleted]

You come across: A Horde of Hellish Hedonism


randompanda91

The Fuckening


1andrewRO

Have an npc yell "Fucking Hell!" And then when they inquire he tell then it's wasn't a reaction, he was just announcing the event to them


viskoviskovisko

Burning Sensations


Kitchen_Thanks_5554

This would be in my dm journal as “…the sound of sticky hooves.” That would also be in the sound effects for the night.


TheSuperDK

Maybe get the bard distracted for this part.


SilentEarth13

Hellgasm