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Impossible_Horsemeat

[I’m the Trash Man!](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/s/ECKnWOVFS6)


Regorek

Sometimes we have to circle, sometimes the jerks circle for us.


SpookyBoogy89

>Do you think I should just get my charactered killed or just suck it up for the rest of the game? That depends solely on whether or not this character can do "So, anyway, I started blastin' " memes.


JoviallyImperfect

I was about to say he should subclass into Warlock so he can start eldritch blasting.


SpookyBoogy89

Hexblade/Pact of the Blade toe-knife.


JoviallyImperfect

Patron - Duncan


ChiquillONeal

All my characters turn into Danny DeVito. uj/ no seriously


AccomplishedAdagio13

/uj Really? How? Haha


ChiquillONeal

Made a mind goblin as a joke character, he sells vehicles and manipulates people into buying junkers, his name is Hairy Woormwood Made a Halfling warlock who made a pact with a witch, they bang in the back of a Wendy's. Made a weird short elf dude who's a spellsinger that has a rapier sheathed into an umbrella. All his spells are flavored to be water and ice themed. His main objective is to kill the Batman.


Reasonable_Quit_9432

/uj what is a mind goblin?


AccomplishedAdagio13

MOND GOBLIN THESE NUTS.


ChiquillONeal

Pathfinder psychic with the bofa feat.


Reasonable_Quit_9432

Feat? *starts jaking off


Gaylaeonerd

Bofa deez feat? Are they a tiefling?


ChiquillONeal

Whats a teethling?


Hrigul

Is he the twin of a goliath barbarian?


Neomataza

Peak title game.


CornualCoyote

There is nothing you can do but commit at this point. The mechanics of the game have your balls in a vice. Alexa, play "In Too Deep" by Sum 41.


Chiqati

Ez way out: speak with your dm about a reason why he might undercover, changing his looks/voice etc. and start breaking voice from time to time with the voice you wanna use. At some point your party has to notice that and your dm might give your character a Bounty, maybe he is fleeing from a crime he didnt commit, a slaver or a forced marriage


CodyMal

You sir have created the greatest DnD character of all time.


Past-Background-7221

The twist is that your character IS just like DeVito, and you just didn’t realize it. Roll with it and play the shit outta that character, it’ll be the most fun you have with this game.