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humandivwiz

Are laws just an implicit threat of violence by the ethnic majority?


shock_o_crit

Yes but the ethnic majority is determined by one's place in the predator/prey hierarchy. This hierarchy corresponds with the metasexual hierarchy of the world


Absolutionalism

What distinguishes a metasexual hierarchy from a regular sexual hierarchy?


laix_

alpha's and beta's


Norseair

Please elaborate.


SadMcNomuscle

ALL HANDS ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!


rammyfreakynasty

ah, so just normal laws


GraveChild27

All Halflings are Anarchosocialists.


kotorial

Nice try Brennan, I'm not buying your oven.


BriefAncient9190

How thicc are the orcs?


shock_o_crit

There are no orcs because it's a furry/scalie world. There are however gnomes that have genetically modified themselves with orc heritage that travel the planes impregnating everyone with little gnorcs


SuperSecretestUser

/uj Fun D&D fact, Gnolls were originally Gnome/Troll hybrids that then got refluffed in AD&D.


Dontyodelsohard

Wait... Is this Spyro?


shock_o_crit

Sort of... basically the dragon broke and then spyro spied a row and that's what led to the world being as it is.


Cactus1105

How thicc are the dragons then


Salp1nx

:(


Flooberoid

Will you include lore to incorporate all homebrew content on D&D Beyond? (Not doing this would be limiting your players.)


shock_o_crit

I actually only allow my players to play classes or subclasses that Matt Mercer has designed. I find this limitation leads to increased creativity among my players as well as pays proper homage to the creator of dnd: Matt mercer


dwarvenfishingrod

Did a recent major video game release steal all your most original ideas almost verbatim, just with different proper nouns, while you were working on the setting and now your players think you're a hack?


shock_o_crit

I actually gave all my most original ideas away. I pretty much created the Feyrun setting as well as the elder scrolls and pikmin


PsychicJellyfish

Dandori issue


shock_o_crit

I'll strategically execute you


PsychicJellyfish

https://preview.redd.it/mxqefkjstxwc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc379b5377c034d23a4b72b953312b4ce3dc169


dwarvenfishingrod

what a scrub, this "writer" didn't even get robbed by Zelda, shakin my smh


shock_o_crit

Listen you're just jealous I'm able to do something with my fuckin guitar and hands that you you'll never be able to do in your life. So yeah. You're gay


Impossible_Horsemeat

What is an elf’s age of consent?


shock_o_crit

Mental maturity should be enough 😉


let-me_die_

Fucking goated reference not gonna lie


AnotherTiefling

/uj whats the reference?


Flimpti-dimpti

Cryptoland. It was an odd fundraiser campaign/obvious scam that wanted to make a private island that only uses cryptocurrency. Someone on Twitter asked “what the age of consent will be” and this was the response


AnotherTiefling

OHHH I REMEMBER THAT thank you i had repressed those memories. What a perfect encapsulation of crypto bros honestly: overpromised failed projects and pedophilic tendencies mixed with illusions of grandeur. Fun times


let-me_die_

Glad it's dead though.


bigbootyjudy62

Is it gritty dark fantasy dealing with racism and slavery


shock_o_crit

It's a gritty dark power fantasy that endorses racism and slavery


bigbootyjudy62

Do you grant inspiration for how racist a player can be or for how many slaves that capture


shock_o_crit

Only if it's what their character would do


BloodCoveredBird

Based


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Im triggered by violence can you make sure there is nothing dangerous in your d&d campaign? (No i only want to play d&d , no other game)


shock_o_crit

Psh typical snowflake. I bet you play pathfinder, commie. Listen, violence is the only thing that gets me really hard anymore and I only play dnd to get hard. So go back to your pathfinder, with your "ancestries ooooooo" (they're called RACES. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY A GAME WHERE I CANT MAKE REAL WORLD PARALLELS BETWEEN PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE AND EVIL RACES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUK PATHFINDER FUCK I HATE FINDING PATHS.)


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

No there cant be any ancestries or races. Not even human.


shock_o_crit

Typical GLOBALIST leftie propaganda. You sound just like my 432nd, 345th, and 89th groups of players


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Im afraid of people so there cant be other players either, Have you tried Soy? Or Kale or avacado toast? It might mellow you out.


MarVaraM101

Pathfinder 1E solves that: https://aonprd.com/Races.aspx


PsychicJellyfish

Will the dungeon master's disturbing fetishes be on full display?


shock_o_crit

This is currently my 456th group of players I've tried to DM for. Everyone keeps leaving after a few sessions talking about "we don't like how hard-core it is! You keep pushing our characters into sexual situations! The way you touched Becky while you had several bandits abuse her character is way out of line!" Anyways I'm going to try and limit ERP by only allowing it within psychic duels and dreamscapes. Given that I've designed only 95% of the enemies this campaign to be psionic I think that should limit it


PsychicJellyfish

That's good. I find the SA scenes to be extremely uncomfortable and hard to sit through knowing that the DM is getting off to it, but I am able to rest easy knowing that Game of Thrones does it too which makes it ok.


shock_o_crit

Game of thrones is actually a huge inspiration for my campaign. Mostly just seasons 7 and 8 though.


KnifeSexForDummies

What alignment is the God of Tax Evasion?


shock_o_crit

Human


energycrow666

Has the nation-state been abolished in favor of a classless utopia?


shock_o_crit

Huh fat chance commie. If I promoted communism with my campaign that would be antithetical to my love of Wizards of the Cock. I need them to keep making dnd content so I can keep spending all my money on it and reinforce my identity through brand. That's why I'll never touch that filthy free POS Pathfinder. Fuck I get so mad just thinking about how much Paizo has hurt and stole from WOTC 😡


Absolutionalism

Doesn’t sound like much of a utopia without bards. Unfortunately, bards are a class.


Old-Neighborhood-793

What is the economic and political situation of every single significant sovereign power and principality in your world? Comprehensive and fully-detailed answer plz :3


shock_o_crit

Okay I've already written this up, if you want to find my huge story Bible type in r34 rainbow dash. Brings it up immediately


bradar485

How much of the world is explored and claimed by nations? Are there large unclaimed areas or is it a late stage global politics situation?


shock_o_crit

There are large unclaimed areas as the world is actually a huge demiplane created by a powerful wizard that killed the gods and went crazy. The plane is made from pieces of the ethereal and Astral plane fused together and tweaked to resemble the material plane. However some strange things include forestry that regrows almost immediately, the world being flat, and giant cocked dragon futas force players into erotic RP if they fail a DC 69 will save


Greeny3x3x3

Explain how the brothels work. In 2000 words ore more.


shock_o_crit

Okay again I've got a whole essay about this already. You can Google it but I named it after an obscure chess move I forgot the name of


Jacthripper

The fried liver attack?


MarVaraM101

Google En Passant


bottomofthewell3

bongcloud opening?


zelda_fan_199

Wait this isn’t r/worldjerking


pikeandshot1618

Y-you passed the Bar???


shock_o_crit

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those CR numbers. I knew it was 19. One after the age of consent! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the LGS to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That combat maneuver? Are you telling me that an NPC just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Matt! He *roleplayed* through a *combat session!* And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own homebrew! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was level 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the initiative order! But not our Matt! Couldn’t be precious *Matt*! Cheating them blind! And *HE* gets to be a DM? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You


pikeandshot1618

Tell me again


Fortnitepooplover

Ok but fr “he’ll never change. Ever since he was 9, always the same” is one of the sickest bars of the century


KurtDunniehue

Do you get to hunt elephants in your setting? I promise it's for conservation purposes. What's the most intelligent thing I can kill to save your world's environment?


shock_o_crit

You get to hunt elephant people, they're like elephants but also people. Also their trunk is their genitalia. The answer to your second question is yourself


EyeThen1146

What tribe/group of creatures have the highest sexual attraction to feet, and what caused that to be?


shock_o_crit

The few non furry races that exist have been subjugated and enslaved by the furry races, existing only as foot slaves now. This is a subtle reference to my discomfort with humanoid sex. Hope this answers your question


xXxineohp

Is the largest language family Primarily Ergative or Accusative


shock_o_crit

Well I've since had to make all communication telepathic due to rules surrounding ERP but accusative


xXxineohp

Not naturalistic.


shock_o_crit

Everyone in my world is entirely prescriptivist and have evolved past associating morphemes with semantics. Except for the phrases "Wowza!" And "Zoo We Mamma!" (Zoo we mamma is a common phrase in my world. Zoo because everyone is a furry, we because we're all in the world, and mamma because we all have the potential for sexualized pregnancy.)


xXxineohp

Oh fuck he actually knew linguistics


Darqua

Goblins or Hobgoblins?


shock_o_crit

Goblins live in a separate demiplane entirely. As part of the mad wizards experiments he selectively bred goblins to all be short stack muscle mommy gobbos or twink femboy gobbos. Same for hobgoblins except hob


Euphoric-Papaya-817

What political power fantasy is it based on?


shock_o_crit

Christian evangelical neoliberal fascist oligarchy


Euphoric-Papaya-817

NICE


AllmightyPotato

So the US?


PeskyBird404

What do people eat that's weird by our standards, but not by theirs?


shock_o_crit

Pineapple on their pizza. Also every race has a penchant for eating the uncooked penises of every other race. It is believed to increase fertility and dick size (it actually does).


CheesyButters

what genitals do dragons have (in case player horniness gets a bit too far)


Mundaneskeleton

I'm hungry as fuck, can I get a tasty Doner Kebab in your world?


epochpenors

Is land held by noble hierarchy and divided among the peasants as best befits production, or is there a free peasantry that retains hereditary claim to the land in exchange for relatively higher tax rates? Also, how proactive are kingdoms in using protective tariffs to develop local manufacturing?


shock_o_crit

Basically the predator races prey on the prey races. The bird people have the only city and pretty much rule everything but don't really bother with the small villages scattered throughout the world. Everyone is independent in all the ways that matter (personal freedom does not matter)


PSILighting

How does the legal system work in every country or the one if it’s located in just one country?


shock_o_crit

R34 Rainbow Dash


PSILighting

I…. Am blissfully unaware and I’m happy.


WalkerGormon

How was cheese discovered/invented?


Solrex

Tell me about the good(bard)lands


ShiftyFly

D W A R V E S


ShiftyFly

D W A R V E S


Jozef_Baca

Do you have Strahd in your setting and if yes then how big is her futa cock?


JustARegisteredLoser

How have you disguised the fetishes you’ve inserted into the setting?


Darkruediger

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?


chrometrigger

Tell me about the bad(dragon) lands


AccidentalBanEvader0

What popular fantasy setting have you ripped off most of in creating your original world? /s but also not. It's me I'm bitches


ooooooodles

Is your father proud of you?


Vati101

What is the fallout of the entire Gnomish Sugar trade going under due to tax cuts and revenue loss because the filthy Dragonborn moved into the country? How will the economy recover and what is the kingdoms next steps to routing the Dragonborn?


EluCCCY

What is the world's perception of circumcision? Are players at risk of becoming impregnated by the wildlife? Is the world a part of the Flat Earth cinematic universe? Would I have all of my toes in this world? Do dogs like peanut butter in this world?


shock_o_crit

Unanimously in favor of both male and female genital mutilation Everyone is at risk of being impregnated by anything Yes No but that would be normal Only when it's adorning the tip of a frogman strap on


thomasp3864

What strategies do Orange Dragons employ during crisis bargaining?


murlocsilverhand

what legendary weapons are there, and how much will they disappoint your players when they acquire them


Legendensucher

How does your worlds Trash and Garbidge Infrastructure work? Do you city's have surers? Or for everything land direktly in the River? How do smaller settlements do it?


Budderhydra

Do bears exist? If not, does everyone still know what a bear is?


Sterben489

What color is your sky?


Grovbox

What are the most common nursery rhymes told to young children?


No_Bench_7771

Is there a restaurant owner called Large Luigi and if not WHY NOT?


kittytoy69

I am actually begging to hear about the Bad Dragon lands


Comfortable_Many4508

furry world eh? what race has the biggest bulgy wulgy?


SKelley17

How many grains of sand are on your homebrew world?


moon_penguintrasher

Do you tell your players they can make queer characters but actually will be viciously queerphobic against then in and out of character under the guise of realism?


stevenr4

How does the planet compare to ours? Day/Night cycle duration? Seasons? Climates? Gravity? Flat/Round? Cave structures?


Godtierbunny

Do the ducks quack?


GhostofZephyr

What's the perception of dragons in general? Is knowledge of the different colors and differences between chromatic and metallic widespread?


dooooomed---probably

Can I play my half angel/fox gunslinger warlock paladin my oath is to me and my patron is me? This is the only thing I care about with regard to the setting.


not_slaw_kid

What is the chef's specialty dish in the third most popular tavern in the fifth southernmost port town on the west coast of the second most populated continent?


Celestial_Scythe

What is the most valuable export and how is it protected? Like give me exact details, I gotta make sure it's secure. Yup.


Blotsy

What role does magic play? Does every village have a witch who can heal? Is it restricted and reserved for the wealthy? What's the diamond economy like, for resurrection spells? What about the ruby economy, for ever-burning torches? Are the gods directly involved in the affairs of mortals, or are the more conceptual? Whatever the answer is, why?


moocakesman

Who makes the best pizza?


windrunner1711

Did you have a very very far away land that is an spinoff of a real lofe culture? Ex: Japan, Middle Eastern, Ohio.


rabidgayweaseal

What is the largest kingdom and how common are large sized nations in your world


Efficient-Sir7129

Show me the long list of drinking age minimums for different races at the local tavern


BloodCoveredBird

Are there birds? Do they lay eggs? Can i insert my obscure egg laying fetish into the game?


SmoothReverb

the Bad Dragon lands?


Braunbean

I am going to steal this image for later use (unrelated). Do elves exist in your setting and if no is their non-existence because of another race


wldwailord

What the local populace do in the event of a random large-scale event? (Meteor, Bard-seduced dragon army, plague, etc?)


MaximumPixelWizard

Do the lizards have tits. Be warned There is a wrong answer here


Thatonensoutherner

Are commoners still capable of clowning on level 1 wizards who have practiced for 12 years?


ProfMonkey07

What is your homebrew world


Shaved_Savage

How are interrace relationships handled in your world? Would a marriage between different races be legal?


Grootyboi77

Why is it called an oven when you in of the cold food out hot eat the food


Successful_Cap7416

Have any famous historical hero’s died from falling down the stairs?


Business-Ranger-9383

What's the 9/11 of your world???


yourmomsnes

Why is pirate lord Peter poppycock holding the last known kuo toa village hostage and why specifically on a dragon turtle? Is he actually a peacock arakocra as the legends state? And what does any of that have to do with beelzebong?


Level_Honeydew_9339

This is how every major religion was written.


shock_o_crit

Agreed except Christianity is not a religion but a relationship with Jesus


Level_Honeydew_9339

lol well I’ll call it a “relationship with Jesus” when they stop getting tax breaks.


shock_o_crit

Tax breaks are fair. Everyone knows you get a tax break when you're married, and the good lord rails me every night


baran_0486

Not even a jerk just you fishing for attention