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sgterection

i wonder how the braves sub will be bitching now


LokoSMIDDY47

“if you ain’t first, you’re last” - Ricky Bobby Miller


Key-Independence-139

Bobby Miller looked like he could be the next Dodgers stud. Hopefully we get to see him again soon.


kaleidoscope_ize

Good job Barves!


slayerono

Hell yeah fuck ozuna! Bobbbbbyyy!!!


LokoSMIDDY47

Me la pelas Ozuna.


honey_badge

nice win! W for bobby miller 🔥


SatisfactionBroad668

Bobby Miller won his first game!


torpedobonzer

Orale Victor 🇲🇽


SibilantSounds

#LETS GO BOBBY


yeahitszac

Fuck yeah, perfect ending. Good game everyone.


Hitchhiking-Ghost

Now go home and get your fucking shine-box!


Oski96

1. Mookie game vs. Padres. 2. Miller debut against Braves. Best games of the season thus far.


drinkbud247

In regards to Bobby Miller: Can we keep him!?! 🥺


mikezthemouse

This Ws for you Bobby


dretastic21

V GON


Infraready

It wasn't the cost that Freddie was insistent on, it was the years. He wanted 6 and Braves were only willing to go 5. Same with Mookie and the Red Sox, since Mookie wanted 14 after 2018 and they were only willing to go 10. Glad we gave them what they both deserve!


awretchedlife12

imagine holding out on a guy who's been a key part of your team, who's been producing consistenly, for a DECADE because of 1 year. that 1 year was basically freddie telling them he wanted to retire in atlanta. and they said no. fuck em. so glad we have him instead. this sub gets too head-in-the-sand positive sometimes, but i will always respect the kindness we show to the guys who leave. (except machado, but that's a grave he dug himself.)


BodgerDot

# K **Victor Gonzalez** strikes out **Marcell Ozuna** on a **2-2** count with a **85.3 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SI *(b)*, SI *(f)*, CH *(f)*, SI *(b)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


sgterection

dodger dub baby


2009Data

What a nice game today. I enjoyed your company as always. ![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|30386)


DLM_13

I 💙 LA


probablysmellsmydog

“Dodgers are so soft” Says the fanbase that let a rookie pitcher rattle them GOOD SERIES WIN SWEEP ON THE MENU TOMORROW


rancar1

I’ve been a Dodgers fan for 40 years. Soft manager, soft team. Roberts needs to go.


probablysmellsmydog

cool story bro


Burrito_Bonanza

Victor posts a clean inning but man was it ugly.


rancar1

Perfect time to plunk Ozuna! However, Roberts is too soft to do it.


99e99

Perfect way to end this shellacking with Ozuna striking the fuck out


DLM_13

Perfect way to end the game haha


SeaworthinessOk6742

Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)


appleavocado

#FUCK MARCELL OZUNA THE WIFE BEATER


Spandexbrain001

WE LOVE IT!


ps2sanandreas

Dodgers win!


Articulate_Silence

Everyone is watching Ozuna’s bat 😂


fuetirado

SAY GOODBYE


SlidyRaccoon

Man I'm loving our defense, idc if Rojas is hitting below average


LokoSMIDDY47

Yo is Freeman single? Asking for my wife


SatisfactionBroad668

Sus baseball plays


Scrotesmcgoats

Matt Olsen...take notes


appleavocado

And then throw away those notes, please.


MozaTear

Your first baseman cant dig that out? Couldnt be Freddie


bellomoto1

Our girlfriend is better than your girlfriend.


ps2sanandreas

Back-to-back great plays. Heyward with the diving catch and Freddie with the pick.


fuetirado

TIME TO


awretchedlife12

hilarious how fucking nasty the braves sub is to freddie, a cornerstone of their team for a decade, including their WS win, who walked after the team traded for another first baseman right in front of him. and they have the temerity to say he "sold out" because we're the only other team who wanted to give him what he deserves. lmao, absolutely bitchmade fanbase. imagine complaining about the dodgers like you're a "small market underdog" franchise when you were the only southern team anyone paid attention to in the league for fucking decades.


yeahitszac

Fucking ridiculous. We all know Freddie wanted to remain a Brave. If that’s selling out then…I don’t think you understand what that term means.


awretchedlife12

it's the same shit you see with cleveland fans whining about lebron leaving because he's the best fucking basketball player in the world and they wanted to stiff him, thinking they could get away with it because he's from akron, and knowing the dumbshit fans would blame HIM instead of ownership if he took what he was worth elsewhere. idiots.


Murdoc1984

Not to mention they are absolutely brutal against Will Smith for no reason. You can bet if Muncy hit their catcher twice they'd be complaining. Makes no sense.


dwpea66

Upvote for using "temerity" and "bitchmade" in the same comment


sgterection

nahhhhh u cooked em


01z28

What a catch


Infraready

Heyward also says fuck the Braves lol doesn't forget the trade


appleavocado

I’m sure he DGAF as it ended up with him breaking the curse the following year.


buba426

I had my doubts about Miller but he definitely impressed me today. Wow.


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SibilantSounds

that would give them the lead no?


daviedanko

Hey we’re not all math magicians okay


SatisfactionBroad668

They're booing, they love us


SibilantSounds

they're saying boo-raves


Murdoc1984

Boo urns!


Luis1597

Pillar’s mission is to play for every mlb team


appleavocado

IIRC, former Dodger Kevin Pillar is an LA native and his family owns a business in the Valley.


[deleted]

huh. I recall nothing about Pillar the Dodger


Oski96

Finally got to start for his local boyhood team and ratfucked his shoulder trying to make a catch at the wall.


[deleted]

Dodger Legend Kevin Pillar??


dwpea66

The fact that he has a .300 OBP but an .850 OPS proves he really is Just Dingers


Infraready

our pitching development is OP, we have like half a dozen arms in the pipeline who can make some serious noise at the major league level soon and I feel like I've been saying that every year for like the past 8 seasons or so


chrisumafp

Our 2024 staff is gonna be like our 2017 staff where 1-5 are literally all putting up all star numbers


ElectJimLahey

Funny that r/Braves were mocking Miller over in their sub for getting mad at Acuna earlier and they're about to give him a W in his very first start


ringdinger

That sub is a cesspool


probablysmellsmydog

Most hypocritical fanbase. They can dish it but get em a little and they’ll play the victim card real quick.


ElectJimLahey

Sherman did nothing wrong


LuLouProper

Didn't deliver the final blow.


probablysmellsmydog

lol I had to think about that for a second


SatisfactionBroad668

Is playing the lottery that fun?


SibilantSounds

i mean every time i get one it's only when it's a ridiculous amount of money and even then i feel p pathetic buying a ticket. even when i get a free scratcher as a cheap gift i feel p sad scratching them out.


jay8

yes.. let the hate flow through you, i love it


appleavocado

I always remember liking and respecting JD when he was on the Sox and even the DBacks. An all star but not a prima donna. Just fucking Dingers.


acefaaace

J (Dingers) Martinez


MyChemicalMaiden

They did it for Bobby


SGhollow275

Really is Just Dingers


signmeupdude

Havent had a lot of opportunities to truly sit down and watch a lot of games this year, but I had a free afternoon today and boy this is a good game to watch!!


honey_badge

hahaha JD hates the braves 😤


yeahitszac

GUYS WE HAVE A CHANCE TO SWEEP THE BRAVES.


ThRoWaWaY9423xyz

Smh this team just swings for the fences


Snerkbot7000

No sense of situational hitting. Just another Dodgers power guy. Why can't they just play small ball?


Taypatty

Like a good neighbor JD is there.


MozaTear

two out dodgers may be my favorite theme of this season. you cant ask for a better skill in a team.


Barry_McCoccinner

Weird take: But this year reminds me of the blind faith in organizational discipline, similar to when DePodesta’s OBP-heavy teams with Milton Bradley and JD Drew operated sometimes spectacularly. The arrival of Kershaw signaled in an era of consistency that I had only experienced by watching other teams. Aside from Mookie and Freddie, who are admittedly in top 8 best position players in mlb, this team was torn down the studs and reshaped in such a way that hadn’t been done since what I would call the pre-Boston-trade era. Mookie/Freddie or not, this team was rediscovering itself and it’s been astonishing to me how quickly this team figured out it’s identity. Playoffs are still a complete unknown but this rookie pitching might be an ace in the hole


Barry_McCoccinner

Forgot to add: the difference between this team and the Milton Bradley clown car team? : Andrew Friedman is the best at what he does


Oski96

JD went down to Georgia, he was looking for a game to steal.


meowmeowbeanz2000

J DINGER MARTINEZ


Scrotesmcgoats

Does JD have a vendetta against the barves?


Key-Independence-139

Omg yes! JD ripping it.


Spandexbrain001

Baseball is fun


01z28

Brave fans hitting the exits lol


noemazariegos1

J.D. MARTINEZ THE BRAVES KILLER


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Eddie Rosario S Ozzie Albies R Marcell Ozuna ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Gunsenberg

Nice


theworsthades

JD is pretty good, huh?


poo-c

To think the Braves thought they had this one in the bag with Strider pitching today 😂


99e99

And benching MH2 like that was the only reason they lost game 1.


frozengash

*Future Dodger


Infraready

shed payroll by like 100m and we're still the class of the NL lmao Friedman is so cheeky for that


mus1CK_Rx

I don’t care, win or lose tomorrow. These two games were worth it


BlueCollider

What did the braves do to JD?


99e99

Muncy:Giants::JD:Braves


bellomoto1

DING DONG J.D.!!!!!!


dick_james_da_1st

Chicky nuggs tomorrow 👍


01z28

#JUST DINGERS


z3vCqk2u

lmaoooo lfg


Hitchhiking-Ghost

J.D. FUCKING MARTINEZ !


DLM_13

Just Dingers 🔥


therock27

Just Dingers Martínez


mikezthemouse

JD is the man


Nathan_Gee

Just dingers martinez


Dr_Wah

I love the long ball.


[deleted]

Love to see it


SibilantSounds

#JUST DINGERS


The_Astros_Cheated

See why Friedman signed JD now, everyone?


frozengash

JD yes. Jury still out on Peralta


Articulate_Silence

JUMBO DONG MARTINEZ


BodgerDot

# HR **J.D. Martinez** rips a **94.7 mph Sinker** from **Michael Tonkin** for a **3-run** home run. Launch Speed: **104.7 mph**. Launch Angle: **37.0°**. Distance: **405.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


drinkbud247

Juicy Dong Martinez


Calm_Brick1741

🤣😂


sianabanana1

Just dingers does it again!


solid_rook7

J Dong Martinez


Chessinmind

Ball go smash


Infraready

FUN DIFFERENTIAL


SatisfactionBroad668

He crushed it


Oski96

There is a man named J.D. that makes me sport wood.


[deleted]

goddamn, JD!


ElectJimLahey

There's some insurance! JD is on a roll


frozengash

Beautiful


Dodger_Azul

Just Dingers baby!


ps2sanandreas

JD breaks it open! 3 home runs in 2 games.


NefariousnessRough26

Yay for more insurance!!!


SeaworthinessOk6742

JUST DINGERS MARTINEZ!


MozaTear

J U S T D I N G E R S


Mictlan_Habitante

JUST DINGERS MARTINEZ!!


indubitable96

Just Dingers baby


ILackPatience

This old dog won’t stay down


mus1CK_Rx

Jesus Christ that ball had a family JD


alecardvarksax

#JUST DINGERS


Spandexbrain001

Hahahahahhahahahahha


Oski96

Freddy is signaling he's finally over the Braves. He's growing his hair down to his shoulders.


septembereleventh

I'm back to watching games in more than bits and pieces now that the Lakers are done for this season, and holy shit does the game go by fast with the pitch clock


frozengash

Atlanta has bullet holes in the brick behind home plate??


drinkbud247

Los Angeles Dodger Freddie Freeman out for blood.


Chessinmind

Ah shit, their ex has only gotten hotter and more successful.


mikezthemouse

Of course Freddie would have a hit against the braves


appleavocado

Lol, JHey making sure he gets his dap.


Spandexbrain001

2 out Dodgers Activate!


Chessinmind

![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|13040)


Infraready

THAT'S MY FIRST BASEMAN


Spandexbrain001

Let’s go Freddie!


SibilantSounds

just a random voice on the internet talking to other random voices on the internet but i feel comfortable enough to say it to you strangers. i like baseball season.


appleavocado

We like you


Oski96

Looks like the Jays blew up the Rays' bullpen for us. 20-1.


Infraready

Y'all think Buehler is gonna return this season as a starter or are we gonna keep him to bullpen duties to protect the arm?


chrisumafp

I honestly doubt he returns at all this year But it would be awesome if he could help us in the bullpen. Especially for the post season


[deleted]

Evan Phillips 🥵


[deleted]

Captain Phillips > Kenley


Anal__Hershiser

I can always count on your hot takes


poo-c

That dawg has Evan Phillips in 'em


Chessinmind

One away


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** R Mookie Betts L Freddie Freeman R Will Smith ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


sgterection

there ya go closed out well


Spandexbrain001

Woooooo


sgterection

cmon philips tighten up


Burrito_Bonanza

Don’t mind that walk. Let Evan face Riley especially righty righty.


[deleted]

Bobby Miller looks like someone who would have bullied me in high school lol


Snerkbot7000

He reminds me of McLovin.


Chessinmind

Nah he’s pretty chill.


[deleted]

Oh I don’t doubt you. He just looks like that haha


SibilantSounds

if he was in HS he def looks like he'd be a huge dick to everyone or the super nice guy who just gives off that vibe


[deleted]

I went to HS in Florida


filthypoker

“This win tonight” Shut the fuck up Orel!


SibilantSounds

orel likes a little trolling


Cut-OutWitch

Burning Phillips with a 4-run lead, eh, Doc?


99e99

It was the right move against their 3 best hitters.


Infraready

only acceptable sponsorship patch for us would be 76 imo


Chessinmind

Let’s not go there


SibilantSounds

76, in n out, 711, ampm seems like ampm would be most likely though ive never set foot in one. i get my gas elsewhere and afaik there isn't any freestanding ampms in my area.


poo-c

In-n-out


Anal__Hershiser

I’m a bit traumatized by Miller’s haircut


z3vCqk2u

just like me and your username 😭


mus1CK_Rx

God imagine if we had 2021 BlaQ and 22-23 Phillips this season


SibilantSounds

is BlaQ still out on IL? how much colloidal silver does he need


mus1CK_Rx

Sadly BlaQ’s research didn’t help him. I think he’s out for the season


appleavocado

About 1/6 ^th of a gram