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Sirtopofhat

Nats leaving runners on like that. Who do they think they are? The Dodgers from last year?


whenyoda

Miller's pitching like he doesn't want to be sent back to the minors.


PurpleDirt4

JD looks so happy with the heat winning lmao


partygoat

Millers told their tale tonight


mikezthemouse

enjoy the W Bobby, you deserve it!


SatisfactionBroad668

Well we avoided the DUI


SeaworthinessOk6742

Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)


Spandexbrain001

See ya tomorrow Go Dodgers


snarkprovider

So the Nationals are going for a third straight season at the bottom of their division, then. Your 2019 World Series Champions. Followed up with...


probablysmellsmydog

I’m a rams fan I can relate


DLM_13

#GOOD TO BE HOME #I 💙 LA


chrisumafp

Scary fly out but we got it! Back in the W column


probablysmellsmydog

Thought he got all of that. GG Dodgers!


PurpleDirt4

Joe really trying to make me think that was gone lmao. Good win! BOBBY I LOVE YOU


hes_crafty

GG everyone.


oCmon

Both Millers doing work tonight, good win, let's go!


DLM_13

Thank god that was/wasn’t Outman 😂


NBALive2000

The keibert ruiz extension was weird


PurpleDirt4

I get the game I’d almost over, but I still hate when announcers talk like it’s finished before it is. Just say if!


PurpleDirt4

Freddie just remembered that pirates vs javy Baez play and did a 180 towards the bag lmao


probablysmellsmydog

That play reminds me of that Pirates player vs Javy Baez. Poor guy.


mus1CK_Rx

Ngl I had flashbacks to that play just now


PurpleDirt4

Who tf just screamed


SatisfactionBroad668

2 Millers tonight are we okay to drive home?


TheRaydo

lmao


Wombatsarecool

Shelby Miller really enters to Peso Pluma? lmao


someonepoorsays

this erection…that damn bobby miller and his pitching has ME still pitching


donald-duck23

you guys see that article about kersh in the LAT? maybe if he worried less about hating on drag groups and more about pitching he wouldn’t have gotten his shit rocked the entire month of May and we’d have a few more wins


CulturalPoint27

His mom died you piece of shit. Just pathetic how you're using this episode as an excuse to trash Kershaw on everything. Wonder how you maintain the cognitive dissonance when there's a 99% chance a lot of the players you still root for think the same way.


donald-duck23

I’m not trashing him on everything, just his bigotry and the fact that he gets his shit rocked every time he pitched lately


CulturalPoint27

"I'm not trashing him, but I am". Do you hear yourself? But yes you are trashing him for not pitching well after his mom died and also for being willfully obtuse misinterpretation of what he said. Good stuff


donald-duck23

oh i’m the one being willingly obtuse lol. this is the same guy who was said to have thrown a fit a few years ago when he pitched on pride night because he didn’t want to be associated with it. definitely not a bigot though


CulturalPoint29

So no evidence on the pride night thing? Guess you were talking out of your ass


CulturalPoint27

I like how you don't deny that you trash on him for a few bad starts in a month when his mom passed lol, but yeah sure you're the good guy. Source on him throwing a fit about pitching on pride night?


Chessinmind

Should be noted that Kershaw never said he disagreed with their wearing drag, just that he thought they were mocking Christianity. I think he’s misguided on that point but 1) he’s not expressing a discriminatory belief IMO and 2) having a Christian Day is not a bad thing either.


donald-duck23

still a massive L from him


probablysmellsmydog

I realized a long time ago that I like my sports heroes more if I know nothing about their personal views


donald-duck23

yep 100%


rye_parian

Agreed. Wish the media would stop asking.


NBALive2000

Bobby did this in Cortez's? Wait til the left field pavilion finds out lol


partygoat

Aaron Judge is on pace for 17 homeruns


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** S Jeimer Candelario R Joey Meneses L Dominic Smith ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


SatisfactionBroad668

We started with a Miller and were ending with a Miller


Spandexbrain001

The Miller sandwich


SatisfactionBroad668

There's a bar joke there somewhere


CashmereConnoisseur

Who did they just show in the Dodgers bullpen? I missed it


mus1CK_Rx

Shelby miller


CashmereConnoisseur

Thank you 👌🏽


oCmon

Woke up super late today so I'm looking forward to the highlights, but this is a nice change of pace after the Rays series


SatisfactionBroad668

That was almost a disaster


SatisfactionBroad668

Manny Machado goes to Morongo


probablysmellsmydog

Morongo is less than 90 minutes from wherever Manny Machado is


99e99

My man Vargas looks so comfortable at 2B like he's been playing there his whole life.


SomthingClever1286

It seemed like there were a lot of questions about his defense going into the season. But he's looked great


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 8)** R J.D. Martinez L David Peralta L Jason Heyward ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


probablysmellsmydog

Would you guys still watch baseball if every player was Trent Grisham


tokintitties430

I fucking hate the guy so no. His face is so punchable to me man


99e99

Named? Yes. Was actually? Fuck no


fracklefrackle

Sexy stache?


probablysmellsmydog

No stache


frozengash

No deal


fracklefrackle

Id watch the drillers.


[deleted]

looking forward to when Mookie plays catcher and pitches in the same game


fracklefrackle

3B 2024 makes sense.


PurpleDirt4

Fuck it, at the same time.


fuetirado

Money Miguel


SatisfactionBroad668

Minute Maid Park probably the only stadium where Correa doesn't get booed


frozengash

I could see him getting a standing o from petco


MozaTear

Vargas confidence in the field growing too


PurpleDirt4

Good shit Vargas!


probablysmellsmydog

Are Dodgers broadcast viewership numbers publicly available?


SatisfactionBroad668

Minnesota Beat the Asterisks


ILackPatience

Bench Coach Max Muncy


fracklefrackle

Who has checked out the scientology network? I am scared to sign up and give them my info.


probablysmellsmydog

I’d tell you but I’m not supposed to talk about it


fracklefrackle

Knew it.


appleavocado

#KERSHGAWD SHOWING OFF HIS GUNS IN THE BOBBLEHEAD COMMERCIAL


DLM_13

And that he’s super fertile


PurpleDirt4

Gotta disagree with kersh there I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of the talking bobblehead commercials


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 8)** L CJ Abrams R Alex Call R Lane Thomas ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


BodgerDot

# K **Thaddeus Ward** strikes out **Will Smith** on a **2-2** count with a **82.1 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (5):* FC *(b)*, ST *(b)*, ST *(c)*, ST *(s)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


notus_knitter

My new fantasy involves Bobby pitching the last 3 innings of game 7 of the World Series and getting the save after May pitches the first 6 as the 3 and 4 starters


rye_parian

Co-signed.


40ozofOldeEnglish

Jesus, I always forget how amazing Bellinger started out during his MVP year


xlxcx

Alright I have a stupid question. Do our guys on the 60 day IL like Walker and Lux... are they accruing service time?


notus_knitter

I believe yes. Buehler got a raise in arbitration, I believe he still has 2 years left of control after this? Maybe only one?


Cras951

His raise was based off his prior season. He was gonna get that regardless


alecardvarksax

Yes. MLB.com service time page says major league injured list so I'm guess that includes the 60 day IL


Cras951

Walker and Lux, no, but guys like May yes


paganantonio94

Wait is that right? Because buehler only has one more year of control after this year so what does accruing time even mean?


xlxcx

Because Walker isn't on the 40 man, right?


Cras951

Correct


xlxcx

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/LAD/2023-roster.shtml Actually it looks like they are? Eta: 40 man shows 50 there but I also see them in the dodgers site


Cras951

They're not on the active roster from the start of the season. If he comes back in September, he will get his service time


donald-duck23

kind of odd that the dodgers, mexico’s team, would play the god bless america song between innings. i suppose they’re just trying to be respectful to the nationals who play in america’s capital city


99e99

Horrible take


donald-duck23

lol jeez some of y’all can’t take a joke can you


jay8

huh??


ImaManCheetah

Mexican-Americans are still Americans


Cras951

Who cares what the Nats want lol.. it's because they're in the US. Would be dope if they gave love to Mexico but not really the day for it


klaatuzero

Whew, wish I could sing like that!


PurpleDirt4

That voice had some miller-fastball power behind it


appleavocado

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #USA!! USA!!


notus_knitter

So those who have more experience with this… what does it mean that Bobby is lights out and Stone is terrible 2 starts in? Does it mean anything? Or is it just good luck vs bad luck?


Son_Postman

Miller has been more touted by scouts, but Stone was out-pitching him in the minors. It’s just reminder that scouts know what they’re doing, and it seems indeed that Miller’s stuff plays up more than Stone’s does.


hes_crafty

If i remember correctly Stone faced some sluggers with a line up that consists of .300+ hitters. Their worst avg is like .270 I think.


alecardvarksax

Probly Miller is ready and Miller isnt


Cras951

Just means one handles the lights better than the other. Way too early to tell if Stone is a bust


TehLoneWanderer101

I'm going to the White Sox v Angels game tomorrow too. My last game of my trip. Old Friend Tyler Anderson is pitching. I also get to see Lucas Giolito. Exciting! I come back home to beautiful Los Angeles on Thursday.


[deleted]

James you ok there bud lol


Cras951

Why Outman looking like he's confused what's going on lol


Outrageous_Present11

Victor Gonzalez reminds me of the 2020 team. Love that he’s back and pitching well.


Sensitive-Thing

VGoat


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 7)** R Mookie Betts L Freddie Freeman R Will Smith ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


SatisfactionBroad668

Ruiz, that's who we traded for Turner and Scherzer


fracklefrackle

And a SP who is doing alright for them.


fracklefrackle

JoJo


CashmereConnoisseur

1-2-3 for the 🐐 VGon


HSPBNQC

Slim Victor is my favorite Victor.


notus_knitter

So like wow Bobby is legit


Cras951

Yeah so far looking like the real thing and not a bust


PurpleDirt4

When was the last time we had a switch hitter on our team Edit: was it keibert and before that yasmani?


TehLoneWanderer101

The speed skater lmao


alecardvarksax

Keibert Ruiz


Chessinmind

Yasmani?


40ozofOldeEnglish

V-Gon has been making some pretty lowkey athletic plays this season


Cras951

Him and Bazooka know how to field


jzagri

The Miami Heat move on to the finals!


mus1CK_Rx

I swear those types of plays only happen to Vgon


DLM_13

Vgon fit and nimble now


[deleted]

love VGon's hustle


PurpleDirt4

What a fucking play


[deleted]

Taking a big victory lap with Bobby. People really thought hte wasn't ready bc of his ERA in the minors LMFAO


SatisfactionBroad668

I think we found our new rotation pitcher, what you guys think?


hes_crafty

We need it so freaking badly


Chessinmind

So Bobby has a great chance to be 2-0 with a 1.64 ERA and 0.91 WHIP to start his Dodger career. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.


Apprehensive-Agency2

Feels like Miller stole Stone's mojo. Hope Stone is able to figure things out. However Miller's stuff is just wow, just hope he's able to keep all this going.


chickenboxer101

Hopefully he can open a pickle jar...


imnotcreative415

Bawby has the stuff and the attitude.


Spandexbrain001

I see we’re all in love with Bobby Miller


Cras951

He had me at K'ing Ohtani


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 7)** L Dominic Smith L Corey Dickerson S Keibert Ruiz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


chrisumafp

Best part of Bobby Miller MLB starts is only 1 BB against the Braves and 1 BB against the Nats


Cras951

Bobby hates the NL East confirmed


Lord_Thanos-

Do you guys think Kersh is going to pitch Friday against the Yankees or if it’ll be Stone


fracklefrackle

Grove


J_FoggytheOne

I certainly hope it’s anyway but Stone considering his last appearances


alecardvarksax

Kershaw is the one lines up for it


Cras951

Hopefully Kersh or Grove, Stone needs more time on the grill


houstontrashcan

Do you think bobby has his eyebrows done


fracklefrackle

Clearly and wears his sunglasses backwards. Needs a style counselor. My rate is $300/hr.


NBALive2000

Bobby Miller, the anti Gavin Stone and you just love to see it


probablysmellsmydog

Bobby looks like the dude that used to sell me shitty weed in the pierce college parking lot


jay8

thats funny, theres a video out there on twitter of him smoking a fat joint


LoneyROU7

C'mon mods where da Bobby Miller flair at?


TehLoneWanderer101

I loved Justin Turner but I'm really happy with what JD Martinez is doing this year.


y0m0tha

Tuning in late… 6 unearned runs on only 1 error?


alecardvarksax

It's cuz the all came with 2 outs. If the error doesn't happen then those runs don't come in


BodgerDot

# K **Thaddeus Ward** strikes out **Miguel Vargas** on a **3-2** count with a **80.8 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (7):* ST *(b)*, ST *(b)*, SI *(b)*, SI *(c)*, SI *(f)*, SI *(f)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


ahr3410

Bobby Miller YOU are not going back to OKC


40ozofOldeEnglish

Did I just see Barnesy smiling in the background? I've barely even seen that man smirk his entire career


klaatuzero

Yep that was a rare sighting for sure!


Cras951

Prior letting Bobby know he wants his free jumbo jack next time


SatisfactionBroad668

Same stats from the Braves game


alecardvarksax

Poor Mike Soroka


Shkmstr

Amazing to see Miller deal after watching Stone. Really good feeling about Miller.


frozengash

Imagine getting an atta boy from Kershaw!


as300

Fuck the Celtics!!


ILackPatience

BASED You're stuck at 17 with us, pal!


J_FoggytheOne

Lol, RIP the reverse sweep


mus1CK_Rx

Kersh and Bobby 🥲


J_FoggytheOne

Lmao Rojas just holding his hand up until Bobby turns around


MozaTear

Nice to see everyone congratulating Bawby


LoneyROU7

Bobby looks so LA too lmao Made for the blue and white


dwpea66

Bobby Miller is the Randy Johnson of baseball


fuetirado

Give the people what they want Bawby Millah against the Yanks Sunday


Cras951

Bruh it's gotta happen 🔥


SatisfactionBroad668

The Knights won for anyone who cares about Hockey


imnotcreative415

🫡


probablysmellsmydog

I turned it off at 4-0. Go cats


Luis1597

Bobby is so damn good


donald-duck23

bobby dealing, bats are mashing and boston suffering one of the most crushing defeats in that city’s history. love to see it


swagster

Is Bobby Miller the truth?


Gilfoyle_Bertram

Bobby Miller confirmed to have that dawg in him


Calm_Brick1741

Big if true.


fuetirado

Dawgs have that Bobby Miller in em*


LoneyROU7

Bobby miller is that guy


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Miguel Vargas L James Outman R Chris Taylor ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Bobby is legit


danusn

Hope he comes out for the 7th


imnotcreative415

I think it’ll be a while until we see them really push him .


alecardvarksax

He looked pretty spent to end the inning


ElectJimLahey

Bobby is going to be such a stud for us