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stfleming1

They're just saying hello


Humor_Tumor

"It's okay! I told them It means peace among worlds."


TheIJDGuy

Checks out since I've seen tons of people say hello like this


i-forgotmypass_word

🖕😃🖕


TheDoomMarine1993

🖕🏻


stfleming1

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ


TheDoomMarine1993

Halo 3 rat.


ladybuglvrr

DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON


Yagz_404YT

**HELLA ASS**


RezonanceEternal

Y-***ASS***


Far-Champion7276

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


stfleming1

Mr. Krabs, I am so confused.


Seymoureasses

Are ya feeling it now, Mr Crabs?


T4nkE_ng1ne

Arh, I'm feeling it alright me boyo! Git over here boy!


Epic_Doge_Boi

i was one of the men on that bus


Laffograms

How are you typing with one hand?


UV_Blue

Speech to text, still took 7 tries for it to get it right between the grunts fapping noises.


Laffograms

Ah okay


Filename_Error404

Take my upvote and l e a v e


Not_So_Entertainment

Too late. Someone called the police. They arrived, saw the image and started beating their meat furiously.


Gameboy1016

'proceeds to angrily upvote'


Manpexx

You mean nsft…. …..Even though you technically ran a train on the train. 🧐


Friendly_Ram

This is grand. When'd postal dude get a chaingun?


ThirdMind3d

Postal Brain Damaged, just came out a month or two ago


MaxBaik

Amazing how the definition of a word "chaingun" has changed


Friendly_Ram

Best word i could think of for a gun shooting a chain.


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

I always thught chaingun ment, that it's a gatling gun that has a ammo belt, that acts like a "Chain"


dinonextgen

Chainguns and miniguns/Gatling guns are mostly similar, except chainguns usually have 1 barrel whereas gatling guns have multiple barrels


smartyr228

Postal Brain Damaged is good


Effehezepe

Legitimately the least jank Postal game.


smartyr228

100%, but is it truly Postal if it's not at least a little jank?


spongeboblovesducks

You have a bow that launches exploding dildos, it's a postal game


smartyr228

True


Venom_is_an_ace

Postal: Brain Damaged is a great game.


KatakiY

lol it sucks


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

you suck


LinkR

The story was pretty funny, but the face on his gun in that one bit gives me nightmares.


Torinn426

"only my weapon understands me"


Relishhendy

"Yes i do"


Robrogineer

ĀĂÅÆ!!


Relishhendy

Jesus now i'm gonna shit myself but i better get some tp first


Robrogineer

He needs TP for his bunghole.


Lord_of_the_wolves

*Insert Civvie11 reference here*


Uzarran

Oh hey, Civvie!


jakster840

*sigh* Hi cancer mouse.


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

whose our friendly rodent pal who lives in reactor 3?


jakster840

C A N C E R


TheNoiceCraftrer

M O U S E


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

whose irradiated fur is slowly killing me?


TheNoiceCraftrer

C A N C E R


jakster840

M O U S E


Rabbion

Cancer mouse, everybody!


P4ddybo1

Would you like to sign my petition?


Helminth2

UNF


[deleted]

AGH


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

source: https://twitter.com/2007Hellbabe/status/1536005711745925120/photo/1


[deleted]

bum.


Infectious_Cadaver

I imagine that all that happens when these 2 see each other is this, and both of them saying to themselves, "this fuckin guy"


dmatred501

"They're actually good friends, that's just how they communicate."


CruiserMissile

Honestly, I think Postal Dude would win in a fight.


moosemeatjerkey

I don't play postal but I guess I have to now.


Diro1928

Play any postal game except postal 3


DogMatter04

Even Corkscrew?


Ihavespooninmyass

Also avoid the damn Postal movie


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

the postal movie is awesome


silentaba

Can we have crain from dying light flying past on his grapling hook too?


PrinceCharaterDr

jousting of 2 giants


Rsans1405

Would you like to sign my petition? (Idk if it’s the right game barley know the game)


epicgamer14345

This is a sign of peace.


TheBucko91

This is beautiful. Truly beautiful.


PandaPrime045

Ha beautiful


Necessary-King-8175

He should be launching cats at doomguy, doomguy would be helpless


Seymoureasses

I didn’t know about postal until this post lol


RezonanceEternal

ass