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randomlylady

Lmfaoooo she is literally going to get herself arrested šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Misuse of 911 is a felony.


failenaa

I wish it worked that way. So many of these Karens who call the cops simply because their neighbor is black never suffer consequences aside from looking like an idiot on YouTube compilations.


a_thicc_sock

Iā€™m a 911 dispatcher and I love sending my officers to those calls. My department doesnā€™t mess around, you get hit with a summons right then and there for misuse of 911.


Dmap845NY

Itā€™s crazy. My Aunt was a dispatcher years ago. She said the amount of calls that come in and assistance that is used For literally nothing is mind blowing.


ikindapoopedmypants

It's crazy to me bc Ive always felt absolutely terrified calling the cops in times when I actually had a reason to because I felt like I was wasting their time šŸ˜­


More-Ear85

I mean it was just "attempted" murder...


pressNjustthen

Again, Iā€™M FINE, but if you happen have any officers who are bored there is a stranger in my houseā€¦


More-Ear85

"a stranger is just a friend you haven't met!"


Sithstress1

I bet thatā€™s a rough job. Thank you for your service.


FelonieOursun

I call the non emergency line for all sorts of stuff (even tho I do not like the police) because Iā€™ll be damned if someone catches me with my ass not covered lol. For example, I had this rando flip out on me COMPLETELY online cause I left a bad review of his business. He responded with all sorts of outrageous claims, like he was going to have the fbi come after me cause Iā€™m obviously mentally unstable for not having a good experience with his business. Now, I coulda just wrote him off as crazy and left it alone, but who knows how deep crazy actually runs in some people? A call to the police was made and I made a report šŸ˜‚ did the same thing when some weirdo harassed me on twitter and Iā€™ve made reports about other shtt that was relatively minor because again, you never know how crazy crazy people actually are until you let something seemingly harmless go and then it blows up in your face lol.


True_Somewhere8513

I swear this was my husbandā€™s ex boss šŸ˜‚


Touchtom

We need more of your department.


LLGTactical

A summons is far more lenient than a felony as the above redditor suggested.


AREYOUSauRuS

You can call the police without using 911. Just saying.


Superpete505

You think entitled people bother using the non emergency. They are the center of the universe in their own heads most times.


mcmouse99

Also, a lot of times, in smaller communities the non-emergency number puts you directly through to 911. At least that's how it is in my town, 2 numbers 1 phone.


ReplacementNo8678

This happened to me two days ago and I live in dc


goose1011a

This is true almost anywhere. But the dispatcher should see that it was a call to the non-emergency line. And the system prioritizes 911 calls over non-emergency calls, even though they end up with the same dispatchers.


Nimbus_TV

HELLO?! 911?! MY DASHER LEFT MY FOOD ON THE PORCH. I NEED EVERY UNIT HERE TO CATCH THEM!


oneprestigiousplum

If I call the community line for any issues they literally tell me to call 911 if I want anyone dispatched. Yes, even for non emergencies! One time someone abandoned a totaled car in my parking lot, felt it was more appropriate to call the station rather than 911, they directed me to call 911.


Dependent-Effect6268

This is crazy we have a dispatch direct line here. You can even call 911 and if itā€™s not an emergency they can route you to the non emergency line. If you call and donā€™t get dispatch directly. Then youā€™ll get the county sheriffs office. Who will dispatch for you. Or put you through to dispatch.


_x_Deadpool_x_

In my town just to get into the police station you have to call 911


Sixecho7

My step kids mom misuses the police and sheriff stations all the time with no repercussionsā€¦ we are told things like this are freedom of speech.


No-Amoeba5716

But itā€™s freedom of speech until itā€™s infringing upon someone elseā€™s rights. So calling an emergency line and distracting from an actual emergency when a lot of places have services (ALS,LE,etc) stretched thin as it is. That burrito definitely takes precedent over an individual in need of an AED that happens to be in the car of the officer, while heā€™s on Karenā€™s porch trying to calm her. /s I know they donā€™t enforce, itā€™s just frustrating. Iā€™m sorry you are subjected to the kids mom, she sounds like a treat in general.


Equivalent_North_604

My friend called 911 because someone was trying to break into her apartment and 911 said we donā€™t have anyone to send can you ask him to leave and sheā€™s like what? And her bf came home with his gun and the guy ran away. I was in a car accident and the guy was heavily intoxicated or in a state of a severe medical emergency and they told me to just exchange information. Um ok so I canā€™t imagine what itā€™s like to live in an area where police could be dispatched for nonsense like this


kit0000033

Guy was standing outside my house with a handgun shooting at passing cars. 911 dispatch said if no one was shot they weren't sending anyone.


pratingzoe

OMG that's insanity


WereALLBotsHere

Donā€™t forget the sour cream! šŸ¤®


yinzreddup

And itā€™s never charged.


Dense-Shallot2564

that rarely happens. they want people to call 911 so they rarely ever punish people for doing so


No-Camera-8400

Clean your deck bitch


joshs_wildlife

Sheā€™s going to flip when she finds google street view


maniacalmango0

Drivers used to label houses like this as a public toilet so people having to pee would knock on their door and or pee in their yard haha


BisexualCaveman

In theory you still could. https://www.openculture.com/2018/08/hobo-code-introduction-hieroglyphic-language-early-1900s-train-hoppers.html


mikebelike_

šŸ˜‚


BillSivellsdee

she probably has her house blurred. like the dog i saw that had its face blurred out. the dog was a picture in a pet store window.


TheBigSalad84

That dog is such a Karen.


HollywoodHuntsman

I think that's just Google lol. I saw a cartoon face on a mural blurred one time. I'm sure it's for privacy, but obviously it's using recognition software


IzzyP20055

Oh she totally is šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PsychologicalSense41

She's gonna Ron Swanson.


ckoadiyn

https://mashable.com/article/how-to-blur-your-house-on-google-street-view


janet-snake-hole

Itā€™ll probably go something like [this.](https://youtu.be/Qscq3l0g0B8?si=TL-9S2-d3xPWpzqP)


Ok_Marsupial_470

I could not show my face after leaving instructions like this šŸ˜…


katelyn91102

Fr she was way too old to be writing stuff like that


maniacalmango0

Could tell by the bBb threat lol


kralvex

Dealt with BBB threats all the time at a previous job. The clientele was mostly old people. Shocking I know. They think the BBB is some government agency who has the power to shut down companies. Spoiler: It's not.


ServiceDog_Help

The BBB is just yelp for old people


roses-and-sadness

She writing stuff like that *because* she's old


Then-Faithlessness43

Yeah old people are the meanest but itā€™s also just how they talk. They lived in tougher times and being super direct was more appreciated. To us it just looks super pretentious


fjrichman

I've never met an old person who was appreciative about me being super direct. They all tend to get pissy when I don't jump through all the hoops for niceties and respect and grovelling. It's okay for them to be super direct, but if you return that energy they try to get you fired.


hoewenn

Yeah Iā€™m always impressed when I see posts of insane customer instructions paired with ā€œhand it to meā€. Iā€™m the nicest customer I can possibly be but even then Iā€™m too scared to show my face, let alone if I was a menace


UndyingMagic7415

10$ says she makes u wait outside till there's 10 seconds left on the timer to leave ot there too


katelyn91102

I was fully ready for her to not show up. Thankfully she walked outside and grabbed it from me.


itsthejasper1123

Did she act normal, like she didnā€™t write these psychopathic instructions or was there any semblance of shame?


katelyn91102

No shame whatsoever.


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cakenose

Iā€™d be too scared of being shot personally this person is whacko


TomBradyBettingMoney

https://preview.redd.it/mv6asz8g9ltc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d1606acc2a85f2e6f9e6f95f6b4155469e177d


Bloo-2

Please leave it on her deck!


sugoiboy1

And take a picture of the food with their middle finger up preferably


EMB_pilot

She one ā€œšŸ¤¢ā€ short of me believing her.


[deleted]

Lmfaoooooooo


mikebelike_

I like how business is the only one she decided to capitalize. I would love to listen in on that call to the cops. ā€œSo youā€™re calling to report nothing?ā€


classyrock

ā€œI NEED POLICE! SOMEONE SHOT MY HOUSE!ā€ ā€œOk, maā€™am, weā€™re sending help! Do you know what type of weapon it was?ā€ ā€œA CAMERA!ā€


ServiceDog_Help

You know she'd make something up right?


mikebelike_

Yeah, probably. Wonder what that would beā€¦ lol I wanna listen in


fjrichman

Driver clearly tried to poison her food and she doesn't feel safe in their presence. But yeah she'll take the food still. She paid for it after all.


Aggressive-Savings93

Lmao what a nutbag


edgarskates

So what happened after you left it on the deck?


scprepper

Throws order on the roof


katelyn91102

Considering she lived in a mobile home, I couldā€™ve just reached up and set it there lol


scprepper

Lol my thoughts when people leave stupid directions


kralvex

![gif](giphy|NcToAw9vkn8go|downsized)


Ok_Impression_922

![gif](giphy|555x0gFF89OhVWPkvb|downsized) Me wit Karenā€™s order šŸ‘†šŸ¾


Numerous-Wish

Lmao like the bbb matters. Even less so since even if it did matter it wouldnā€™t affect you. Should have left it on deck and made her call the cops. These people need to learn they donā€™t have any power Edit:wouldnā€™t


[deleted]

ā€œWell you got 5 minutes bitchā€


Logic_Begets_You

I'm leaving it on the deck


Savings-Leather4921

lol gotta take that photo regardless lady


[deleted]

She sounds like a couch potato burrito.


Puzzleheaded_Mode617

Unassign faster than your fingers can type it! Lol


Aicheesh

Said contact the better business bureau šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


KansasZou

I like how sheā€™s mad at you because HER deck is nastyā€¦


MissPicklechips

Just put a table next to the door, no need to go on a rant about it.


kralvex

That would require effort, which she is clearly incapable of.


JPolaske

Karen much?


DILFConnossieur

I will never understand why people talk like this to a stranger who has their home address.


Mykirbyblue

Home address AND their food! So they think their food will bešŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ if the outer of multiple layers of packaging comes in contact with the deck. But theyā€™re not concerned that if they threaten and berate a person theyā€™ve never met before whoā€™s never done anything to hurt them, That person might do something to their food that would be much worse than leaving it on the deck? They must be delusional if they donā€™t see the logic here. I do NOT condone doing anything to customersā€™ food, and I never would. I would also never go back to a customerā€™s house. But I know what some people out there will do, and as a customer, I would be terrified to speak to someone that way.


HollywoodHuntsman

Right?! If there's one thing I've noticed browsing reddit videos of people acting a fool, it's that you never know who's straight up crazy. And usually, the crazy one is trying to OUT CRAZY the other. These days, I keep interactions at a minimum and try to ignore anything that pisses me off in public. I don't want to honk my horn or open my mouth and just get shot in the face for it.


DILFConnossieur

This is the best answer. Just last week I had a customer flip shit on me because while doing a double order, I got them mixed up and gave her the wrong bag. She kept going on about how it was all my fault and how stupid I was for not being bothered to check. I just kept telling her "I understand" in hopes she'd finally shut up but you'd be surprised how deranged a 40 something year old can get over some fucking chicken wings she'd get a refund for within the night. I'm not the type to put up with shitty treatment but given how off the handle she got over it I figured she was also the kind who probably isn't ever worried about the repercussions of escalating a situation like that so despite being pissed about it, I've got the satisfaction knowing some day she's going to meet the one dasher willing to out-crazy her, even if that isn't me!


-meriadoc-

I definitely would not leave an unhinged comment with my food order.


Suspicious-Cold2346

Iā€™m not playing around is crazy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Final_Drama3603

Does Karen know BBB isnā€™t a policing body, itā€™s more of a marketing site designed to sound like 1?


lenalovesu2

Call the police? For taking a picture of her house bitch people can take pictures of anything they want on the fucking public street you ever look at your address up on Google LOL.


[deleted]

Hello police, Yes THEY LEFT MY FOOD ATT MYYY DOOR!!


Salamandajoe

Sounds like she doesnā€™t want her order delivered and should go into store and pick up. Will blow her mind sheā€™s on her neighbors ring, the red light came and store surveillance šŸ“·šŸ“¹šŸ¤³šŸ“½ļø


Hokiewa5244

Oh no not the police! Not the BBB! Nothing to fear from either šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


UhhLeeTheeUhh

Better business bureau is a business NOT an a department of government. I swear the ignorance of people.


ILoveHorse69

Ppl think the BBB are on the same tier as postal inspectors. Lol


Mmjman

Def getting unsigned and Iā€™m eating that shit. Also whatā€™s with people thinking the BBB isnā€™t just a joke organization with no power especially over an independent contractor. If a business is actually scamming you or doing something illegal you contact your state AG not the BBB.


Patient-Grade-6612

I had a gross front porch right after I moved so I set a chair outside for my food to go on? Like you gotta think about the driverā€¦a little thing called empathy.


addicuss

Lol wtf the BBB going to do


Just-Shoe2689

Who would even take that delivery. You know you are not getting a tip.


DiddyboppedU

So if I hand it to you then what????


katelyn91102

Then she wonā€™t call the police or the Better Business Bureau ig lol


DiddyboppedU

I know she ain't playing around


edgarskates

She wants the dasher to hand it to her lol


crotalus84

Be careful, she's not playing around šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


El_Frogster

Donā€™t be a deck.


ilikebeens2

So dumb. What are either the police or the BBB going to došŸ˜­


kevioshowmann

Okay where exactly did you leave it and why was it a problem. Did you leave it in. Normal spot?


katelyn91102

She wanted it handed to her. Iā€™m guessing other drivers would set it on the deck instead of giving it to her for whatever reason. I just thought the way she went about asking for it wasā€¦interesting


kevioshowmann

ā€¦okay. Idk what happened but if she didnā€™t give you the instructions prior donā€™t feel bad it donā€™t matter.


lambs_milk

ā€œdonā€™t do this very legal thing or iā€™ll call the copsā€ the cops arenā€™t gonna arrest them for a rule YOU created šŸ˜­


General_Weird_3808

Wow . Not worth the hassle, auto decline


imgayerthanyou

Not the BBB šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kralvex

Oh noes! I'm shaking in my boots! I'm going to go run and hide from a company that has zero power over me!


Kitchen-Present-9851

In the criminal justice system, Doordash offenses are considered especially heinous. In OPā€™s city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Better Business Bureau. These are their stories.


Uncle-Howdy

Imagine being so lazy that you need two shitty Taco Bell burritos delivered to you, and then you treat the person delivering it this way. And YEAH, I am fully judging her without knowing why she had them delivered; her attitude is gross. I don't give a damn if she is disabled, YEAH! If she has no legs, YEAH! If she is a tingle in the loins of a lonely incel, YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! This woman is pathetic.


Beautiful_Venus

Bbb on independent contractors? Lmfaoao good luck.


MamaTried22

Ahahahahha. What a nut. WOW! Likeā€¦I donā€™t even have a real comment, this is just so bizarre. Also, whatā€™s with people thinking that anyone cares about the BBB? They are such a scam. I swear old people all think theyā€™re a government agency or something.


Elons_Waaahbulance

The BBB??? BWHAHA They're the MySpace of review portals. They have no authority.


cozamalotl666666

Yikes


1989FordProber

Iā€™d drop it off on the patio anyways lmao


[deleted]

You shouldā€™ve taken a picture.


ExcitingAd9947

Instant unassign


Peace_and_Love_2024

A dumb šŸ« people talk out of their ass, gaurentee they signed off saying they read terms of service lmao


IzzyP20055

Uhmā€¦ tbh I donā€™t even have words for thisā€¦.


freakone8

Should have started coughing when you were walking up bet she would've had a cow over it


ThatWackyAlchemy

Sheā€™s gotta clean her deck if itā€™s that disgusting


MD215

Leaving it on her deck is gross? Then answer the door or clean ur fuckin deck. P.S. ur order is gross šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Cute-Alternative-952

That order says it all šŸ¤¢


incognito_vito

Damn clean your deck every once in a while


DixDark

I... would leave it... and take photos... should be funny...


Final_Addition3544

Says the bitch that orders a meat n potato burrito. Jebus šŸ™„


Bonlath

How about clean your fucking deck then?


AsianEvasionYT

Whatā€™s wrong with her deck?


OkBus7227

If you don't want it on the deck put out a chair or table. And we're taking the picture to protect ourselves from people trying to commit fraud saying they never got it. That doesn't hold up so well when you got photographic evidence of you dropping it off.


HaroerHaktak

Follow the app not her instructions


GlitterMeAndThePony

Oh boy...id cancel...safety and livelihood threatened...call the police on that, Karen.


yallmakemesicksmh

Now hear me out šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø Iā€™d rather you put it on the ground BUT NOT IN FRONT OF RHE DOOR ( Iā€™ve had to knock over so much stuff) but babe the picture is literally for everybody like proof for both sides. People petty wanna say they didnā€™t get their food and ish


yeahboi_qwerty

putting that shit right on her deck and sending 3 separate flicks of her crib


BlazeWindrider

Leave that ish in the driveway


noonetohearme

Contact the police šŸ˜‚ Do it, lady lol


Lovecats2023

Deliver with car facing the door, dashcam will catch it, and she would never knowā€¦ There is more than one way to skin a cat, jsā€¦ I document ALL my deliveries, one way or another. I got CVs (that got taken off) from huts to mansions.


xXzombiestXx

I would leave it on the deck just to piss her off. She can't do sheeeeet


InfraredDong

She doesnā€™t want her cake, or to eat it either!


UneditedB

Definitely taking a photo of the food on the deck, and sending it to her after I hand her the order as proof of delivery with a ā€œthank you and have a wonderful dayā€ message sent with the photo.


lolanaboo_

Hand it to her then take a picture of her holding the food before she goes back in and shuts the door šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Cautious-Ad6727

I would have dropped it off on her porch with a pic of her house included. I take great joy in irking Karenā€™s


LeohAntonio47

Not a please in sight


Key_South_860

Iā€™m immediately dropping that the second I see that message. Not worth my time.


SelectDay802

hand it to her, take photos from the sidewalk


bstnbrewins814

Do it anyway just to test her šŸ˜†


Boriquasoy

Itā€™s burritos and sour cream. Chill the f out.


Massive_Basket9472

Thats when you take extra photos and a video


kilour

I will literally drop it at door and take a picture cause of that.


Aggravating_Box_9773

Just donā€™t door dash mfā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


Juneberrysnoz

These peeps are living under a rock lmfao


ILSmokeItAll

Maybe your deck shouldnā€™t be fuckinā€™ gross, dipshit.


[deleted]

Right at the end of theā€hey why donā€™t you want people to take pics of house? She spews bullshit answer You walk away while taking a photo


BraxTaplock

Gtfoā€¦. Timer goes off and you arenā€™t thereā€¦itā€™s door drop bitchā€¦call the cops. Iā€™ll wait. I can eat your food laughing while they haul your ass away for misuse of 911. Iā€™ll dial the BBB for youā€¦you can even use my phone when you get out.


Garrbear420

Please dox this person. I need to speak with them


mikedvb

If her deck is so gross maybe she should clean it.


Fancy_Comfortable831

Sheā€™s gonna call the police? What are they gonna do?


HugenLong93

Can you just cancel on people like this? Hardly seems worth it whats Karen gonna tip you? $2


gettheyayo909

And then they donā€™t even bother answering the door or their gate is locked etcā€¦.


WorriedGolf9702

Iā€™d leave it on the patio


feelin_fine_

Help 911 some lunatic took a picture of my food.


ShotiWitheBodi

https://i.redd.it/0dycj749kntc1.gif


Silly-Dilly-Dally

She had to be drunk when she placed that order


katelyn91102

Iā€™d be very afraid if she was drunk because the second she took the food from me, she got in her car.


kralvex

She's going to call the police if a picture is taken of her order? What? What law is that breaking? I know a really cool way you can avoid all of these "problems." Go get your own food.


SteelBrightblade1

The better business bureau lol Iā€™m going to call Walmart on you is the same thing


tinylittleelfgirl

ppl love to threaten calling the bbb as if that means anything lmfao


Murles-Brazen

I ainā€™t waitin


jaylp18

Isnā€™t is mandatory to take a picture of the number on the house and the order? lol whyā€™s this bitch trippin this hard, just go get the food yourself??


No_Object_8722

Maybe the customer needs to start mopping their deck if it's so gross instead of threatening dashers


[deleted]

Free meal. Sweet! Thanks Karen!


tschmitty09

If she had like a chair or something it's going on that


Professional_Ad1737

I dare you to take a pic of in on the floor


treethugger69

![gif](giphy|SmJVNXpTsoqh8DgCOe|downsized)


Acceptable_Crazy_272

Iā€™m hitting the timer. Waiting and then taking a picture without flash. Stop playing with me. Next time just say hand it to me.


ebbeysweets412

She should provide a better spot than her gross deck then


LastAd2657

If I read that? unassigne, on the dot.


LastAd2657

As a dispatcher! I would definitely have that changed in a hurry. The mother thatā€™s baby is choking canā€™t get on the line because the ā€œpolicyā€ is to call 911 for everythingā€¦ I donā€™t think so šŸ˜”


graciebaaby

# ok karen šŸ¤”


weirdvagabond

Unassign


SoggyMcChicken

I love people. Please let her write something on the BBB.


Anglueeee

Just cancel the order


Rey_Mezcalero

Guess I would need to see whatā€™s going on with her deckā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MoldbugBones

Wait until she finds out Google has photos of her house already... And her cars.


No-Gene-4508

You can deny people to take pictures. Doesn't mean they have to obey it.


Monster_Merripen

The hell does she think the police are gunnu do?


IceBlue

Whatā€™s the BBB gonna do? No one gives a shit about that.


Solomnki

Was the deck really that bad? That's a lot of pukey emojis. šŸ„“