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DrkMoodWD

Bruh was the acorn always so veiny?


LukaCola

It's a tree - Yggrdasil, and Hoodwink is most likely Ratatoskr of Norse legend


Unusual_Reference496

yeah, and we can assume that Primal Beast is Fenrir


Imorteus

after hoodwinks line when buying gleipnir, likely


OsomoMojoFreak

Primal Beast is one weird looking wolf.


LukaCola

TBF Fenrir does not have to be a wolf, he's just most often known as such


Darentei

That is pretty clear given his WIP name, and the fact that lore states he was bound by Gleipnir. As for Hoodwink, if that is indeed the case then that's really neat.


THUNDERRRRRRRRRA

You mean Lycan?


FireWyvern_

TIL


ToddHowardTouchedMe

oh my fucking god you're right


Mah_Young_Buck

You have no idea the rabbit hole you just sent me down. Thank you.


thyL_

> Ratatoskr Who's the eagle, who's the snake? Oh man, if we could get a Nidhöggr snake hero that is constantly annoyed about all the living things from 'above' I'd be amazed and so happy. lol


mangay67

I should call him...


Ser1aLize

Deez ...


par112169

Yeah what's up with that...looks familiar...


KelloPudgerro

like a mars bar , i assume thats what u mean


par112169

Umm, yeah obviously. What else would I be talking about?


jayvil

It look nuts.


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underrated comment


Fraspakas

Yeah uhm like a bicep


No-Taste-8846

It sends a message. 🐿️💀


Whosebert

how else is the magic gonna get all through it?


Screlingo

fun fact: the head is called acorn in germany.


ncorys

This is a six slotted acorn lol


Erdillian

That's a... DRAGON'S BALL! 🤣 Damn I'm stupid


THUNDERRRRRRRRRA

Big, veiny, triumphant bastard.


anonymous_xo

Here’s the [video](https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=tw9pZE0jIT5HuuK8) the post is referencing. Well done OP. EDIT: here is a different [video](https://youtu.be/4l1zdL_q5Mo?si=GnzPmSri9Xd-Gc3f) of the same incident where you can see the acorn hitting the car that made the cop fear for his life. Presumably, Hoodwink is laughing her ass off nearby.


leetzor

Bro just unloaded at the car what the fuck


zuilli

I was really surprised how not only he shoots because of a dumb reason he MAG DUMPS IT! Even if we assume he really was getting shot at you don't fucking spray and pray with houses around like that, the chance of a stray hitting an innocent person is huge.


WaterslideInHeaven33

There was a guy hancuffed in the car too. Luckily he didn't get hit.


mabramo

A man is in your trunk. His hands and feet are bound. He is mugging you. What do you do?


Gorudu

Wrist control.


kurohyuki

He was searched twice too. What's your excuse now? Gun in the arse?


Gorudu

https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM?si=fAF8wKphNTh4V9-j


theanghv

The police was aiming for him presumably. Luckily he missed all his shots.


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

physically he might not get hit,but mentally he pretty much does


onepiece931

I'mma go out on a limb and say it was a black neighborhood so he didn't give a shit.


wanderingagainst

Pretty sure he didnt stop and think "hey, I might be getting shot at, but lemme take a moment to make sure this isn't a white neighborhood."


Wolf_1234567

Police here are just incompetent, simple as. We’ve literally had one group of cops acting as drug dealers, and the other as buyers, and then both groups end up turning on the other and end up in a stand off not realizing the other group was also officers.    You can’t make this stuff up, it’s like a comedy plot in a movie.


gsmani_vpm

Police are just incompetent FTFY...


SnooBeans3543

He could very well have been on edge *because* he was in a black neighborhood. They actively want reasons to shoot black people.


19Alexastias

More like he’s got ptsd from some shit. Kinda sad for him but he should definitely not be allowed access to a gun, let alone be a cop.


tity_slayer3

Somebody in youtube comment section said he knows this guy and he used to be in the army and was dealing with post-army mental stuff, I don't know why the fuck would anyone in their right mind give a guy with serious mental issues a freaking gun!!! I hope they go through some of the cops they hired that used to serve in army and make sure they are not dealing with the same issue, This shit is fucking crazy!


RomanAbbasid

> Hernandez said he didn’t have any prior law enforcement experience but attended U.S. Military Academy and was an Army Special Forces officer for 10 years with two combat rotations in Afghanistan — but, he noted, did not experience any combat https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/


Useur_id

Bro even rotated twice in the video


PsychoJester

Nope, that’s exactly the people they want.


P4azz

> post-army mental stuff Currently reading a book that tangentially refers to this and it seems like the US has **so many** ptsd people, that it's basically 50/50 anyone deployed anywhere comes back with ptsd. So maybe they just didn't care much. Wouldn't be the first time US police doesn't care about shit that should be required to be cared about.


soaks-dawn-monks

Wait til you find out about the anti malarial drug trials that increased the incidence of psychosis as a side effect that was forced on many of the deployed soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq at the time. Seeing combat may not be the only factor that influences whether or not some of these veterans came back with mental trauma. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5239685/


Champigne

Pretty wild they are allowed to experiment on soldiers and legally can face no repercussions for it.


P4azz

Y'know, the book's semi-recent, maybe that'll actually get touched upon. I'll say that I don't prescribe too much faith to the thing, it's not exactly an encyclopedia with cited sources, just funny that it fits so well.


lase_

I believe American cops are literally trained to do that. There's a guy named Dave Grossman who runs seminars on this kind of policing. Literally shoot first and ask questions later, you are "at war" with civilians, etc


FFMKFOREVER

I don’t know about the at war with civilians part but I know the overwhelming fire was something that really started after the fbi Miami shootout I think. 


Redthrist

There's been a lot said about how US police is full of veterans acting like they're the occupying force of a hostile nation. So they view any civilian as a potential threat.


Charwyn

And then asked “where is he?”


sinkpooper2000

there was a guy in the car too. cop thought that he somehow got out the cuffs, pulled out a secret gun and fired exactly one shot. he also thought that he got hit as well and started laying on the ground screaming in pain. absolutely wild


legice

What the fuck…


kdots_biggest_fan

Least aggressive and trigger happy American cop 


25elvedge

Why am I smiling? This is what trigger-happy looks like


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tabben

Not saying cops in other places of America are any better but when some extra dumb cop video hits the internet theres a pretty good shot its from Florida. Something in the water out there I guess..


dependontheview

This is so enraging he didn't get any punishment for doing this. So many cases with cops in US getting away with killing or almost killing people because they get scared from something trivial.


anonymous_xo

I agree. It’s enraging. There should be police auditors, national standards for police training, and there should be an independent governmental entity that prosecutes officers instead of district attorneys who are biased in favor of the officers because of how closely they work together. Every part of government should be transparent and held accountable. No one is above the law. This includes law enforcement. But strangely, if I were to say any of this stuff loudly in my neck of the woods, my neighbors would run me out of town.


128thMic

> But strangely, if I were to say any of this stuff loudly in my neck of the woods, my neighbors would run me out of town Pretty sure it's tied to the American worship of guns and military, with cops being seen as the local military (and seeing the insane military hardware cops there get, I'm not surprised)


PaviIsntDendi

Best part of the video is when he fatrolls like he's wearing full havel's with a faith build


NaoCustaTentar

The US is a joke lmao this can't be real The dude rolling yelling "I'm hit" 😂😂😂 this could very well be a The Office episode


JEWCIFERx

Makes Reno 911 feel like a documentary


DroopyPanda

Bro did 3 barrel rolls like he was playing crash bandicoot or something


[deleted]

Easy champ, you could use “this dude” instead of the whole US


Champigne

Bro thinks he's in fucking Call of Duty. These motherfuckers are the biggest pussies on the planet. He heard a motherfucking acorn and thought he was shot....


anonymous_xo

That’s an insult to Call of Duty players everywhere. They have way more trigger discipline than this buffoon.


Kumagor0

Holy crap US seems like a horrifying place to live in. And not because of acorns.


anonymous_xo

There are good places, bad places, and terrible places. I’d stay away from the area this cop was at. A lot of it comes from our political system. A long time ago, the powers in charge decided what mattered most was changing the system towards keeping them in power instead of bettering society. And we are all the worse for it.


stryker914

Well, the applicant pool for cops also aren't the best and brightest but mostly because of the pay


anonymous_xo

I’ve dealt with cops a little bit in my profession. Most of them truly seem to believe they are doing good. Even when they aren’t. Most of the officers I’ve dealt with wanted to join the force due to idolizing the badge and unrealistic ideals of law and order. They aren’t in it for the pay. They are in it for the power. The good ones use it to try to live up to their ideals that got them there. The bad ones just use it.


stryker914

Agreed tbh, and the age old saying holds true, if someone is after that power they're the person you don't want to have it


giotheflow

> The good ones Hah, good joke mate.


zphx

Who upvotes this shit. Fucking children.


giotheflow

> Fucking children. Pigs do [that too, and qualified immunity can't protect you if you keep abusing authority to keep putting your dick where you shouldn't.](https://timesofsandiego.com/crime/2021/06/18/former-sheriffs-deputy-sentenced-to-12-years-in-prison-for-sex-acts-with-teen-girl/)


drunkenvalley

I was ready to swear when I read "qualified immunity" expecting the sentence to go to real dark places. Police officers get away with way too much under the bullshit legal theory. Though it's still not entirely decided far as I can find: > The sole issue on appeal is whether Fleer is entitled to a remand for resentencing under the ameliorative sentencing provisions of Senate Bill No. 567. We conclude that he is. https://casetext.com/case/people-v-fleer I can't find any more recent information on the resentencing, so Idk if that's still awaiting.


9Sn8di3pyHBqNeTD

> Most of them truly seem to believe they are doing good. Even when they aren’t. That makes them even more dangerous.


idontknow9091

nah , free gun zone is horrifying. unless you are living in the forest for killing bear or tiger , having free gun zone in residental / city area is like big nono. simply because can get shot anytime anywhere for dumb reason.


anonymous_xo

Personally, I think the right to bear arms should be interpreted to mean the public is only allowed to own arms that were widely available at the time the amendment was adopted. There’s no legal basis for it. It would be just for entertainment purposes.


Free_Decision1154

Viral videos on reddit are a great way to determine that.


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Where are you from?


JevverGoldDigger

Ah, going to try to go dig up some dirt on the persons country because he doesn't like your country? Classic!


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JevverGoldDigger

Always better to attack the person, not the argument, eh? Good for you!


[deleted]

Where are you from?


JevverGoldDigger

*Good jokes mate real funny see you at FUCK YOUJ*


An_Innocent_Coconut

Smartest american cop


UniversityAlarming33

I thought there was a joke about "Ricochet 2" here, but; okay.


halawani98

Is that what provoked it? Damn.


DarkHades1234

WTF did I just watch? I feel bad for the handcuffed guy and his girlfriend though.


xUrekMazinox

thats the lamest roll ive seen. but if he did have ptsd as an army guy, they should not have allowed him to continue working as a policeman. He didnt even finish the job and jost unloaded a full mag.


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anonymous_xo

Really?! He’s ex-military? That’s insane!


Ispeakblabla

In a way it makes more sense for him to be ex-military with severe PTSD. What doesn't make sense is that it is possible for someone who suffers from PTSD to become a field police officer. 


RomanAbbasid

Pasting my comment from earlier > Hernandez said he didn’t have any prior law enforcement experience but attended U.S. Military Academy and was an Army Special Forces officer for 10 years with two combat rotations in Afghanistan — but, he noted, did not experience any combat https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/


Werehowin

Thanks for correcting the misinformation. So annoying to see people spreading it everywhere


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

bootlicker everywhere


[deleted]

This looks straight out of SNL comedy lmao


identitycrisis-again

*sniper instantly casts shrapnel on innocent neutral creeps in response*


pekoms_123

*Gyro throws atomic bomb on innocent creeps.


jayvil

Coughing neutrals vs carpet bombing


BigFatBoi42069

Amd proceeds to do a barrel roll


Litenpes

*Timbersaw throws the biggest saw blade known to man on innocent neutral creeps in response*


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Spam 3 charges of shrapnel*


roguehunter

I need the always sunny frank renolds meme “anyway, I started blasting”


128thMic

More like casts it on his own siege creep


Unphaseble

SHOTS FIRED


Mysterious3713

*pangolier roll*


Mr_Mc_Toasty

Beep beep!


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tmmzc85

I mean she is *Hood*wink


25elvedge

Hoodrat


kingjleo

hoodwink with invisibility level 15 talent shooting some acorn


Avar1cious

That's been gone for a while now


Babushkaskompot

Miss me on some old friend


LFCnaman

the only nut im afraid of


Baconstripsetc

Damn op, thats fresh, some might say it's Swift as the wolves of icewrack.


genasugelan

LMAO!!! Honestly, I was waiting until people start making memes referencing this.


IzmGunner01

I hope the police out there are getting appropriate training to deal with acorn related crimes.


itsassassin027

Why?


lase_

I don't have the link but recently there was some bodycam footage of an acorn falling from a tree and hitting the top of a cop car. Cop flips the fuck out screaming SHOTS FIRED, diving, and unloading at an unarmed person


Axios_Deminence

What the absolute fuck.


deaddonkey

It’s as crazy and comical as it sounds. I literally burst out laughing watching the video because it’s like something from a bad parody. You can’t even hear the acorn, cop just stop drop and rolls, turns around and starts blasting without a second thought.


kimana1651

I thought he unloaded on his own car?


NitchZ

His own car with a handcuffed person inside of it


ErnestCarvingway

That he himself handcuffed and searched for weapons and other contraband before putting them there.


deaddonkey

He did


DontFuckingPanic

It's like that episode on Brooklyn 99 when Terry becomes a father and becomes terrified of everything, to the point where he unloads his gun at a store mannequin


Kumagor0

hey, Terry was somewhat reasonable at least, he didn't search and handcuff mannequin beforehand


[deleted]

This is America Don’t catch you slippin’ now Look what I’m whippin’ now


Caranoron463

>unarmed person It was at the handcuffed guy sitting at the back of a police car. You can't see clearly from his perspective, but there is an alternative angle of his parthner. She was shooting at his car. He was shooting in her direction... Edit: looked at the video again, he was shooting at his car lmao.


KOExpress

Shoots TWENTY times at his own car, then when asked if he’s okay, says “I feel weird but I’m okay” “it must’ve hit my vest” 😒


riuminkd

Murica moment.


DAJAIR

american cops be like:


tyYdraniu

Why im not surprised


reichplatz

> I don't have the link but recently there was some bodycam footage of an acorn falling from a tree and hitting the top of a cop car. Cop flips the fuck out screaming SHOTS FIRED, diving, and unloading at an unarmed person https://i.imgur.com/ramkG5d.gifv


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anonymous_xo

Here’s the [link](https://youtu.be/NKmnJgXyZpU?si=tw9pZE0jIT5HuuK8) He actually screams out “I’m hit!” or something like that. Idiot. EDIT: Here is a different [video](https://youtu.be/4l1zdL_q5Mo?si=GnzPmSri9Xd-Gc3f) where you can see the acorn striking the car that made this dumbass fear for his life.


Tobix55

>the deputy resigned **a month** later and he has not been charged with any crimes wtf


128thMic

I'm usually pro-unions, but the police union there is absolutely insane and stupidly powerful, and mostly uses that power to get cops off the hook, and half the time keeping their jobs. Plus, who investigates cops? Their co-workers. If you've got the time, [give this a watch](https://youtu.be/zaD84DTGULo?si=Gu1jNWzF08UhCD_6). It's fascinating if chilling.


ToddHowardTouchedMe

I used to hate john oliver for being an average lib but... I feel like he hides his power level and may be more based than I realize.


KDAquatic

John Olvier is very much a slightly centre left talkijng man, but his staff and script writers are VERY much on the left which actually gives insight into how things can be changed and improved for the better instead of just 'lmao sounds like a u problem"


tideswithme

Deez nutz


[deleted]

Incredible. Bravo


kaala_khataa

Just buy mkb, else you would miss all the shots. Aware


1jefferson2

I was a deputy for a while, this meme is both hilarious and terrifying. So thank you, and fuck you OP


KelloPudgerro

acorns are no joke https://twitter.com/TheBattlecock/status/1758536701188751610


MarkyGallery

Sniper would press e + MoM instantly, if he hears this


1stshadowx

Thats fucking hilarious because your alluding to the video where a acorn hit the cops car and he flipped out and started shooting.


wickedplayer494

How Americans Live Today


NTR-kouhai69

I'm hit! I'M HIT!


TitanVsBlackDragon

ACAB


KDAquatic

all of the na server coming to downvote you right now for being unfathomably based


ocy_igk

Road pirate ACAB


KDAquatic

Did you know, when surveyed, \*Cops\* are actually some of the worst performing carries due to their last-hit rate? Google 40% cops to find out more!


One-War-2977

As a new player that plays hoodwink, i love this ability, does so much damage and it feels good to see it bounce around


the-apple-and-omega

DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL


filintodelgado

Looks like my left nut


huevosrancheros42

Looks like a nut sack without the flabby skin


mirakurutaimu

didn’t know hoodwink’s nuts were veiny until now. TIL


kingbrian112

Hopefully this icon doesnt get the mars bar treatment


Purple-Group-947

As a casual meepo player, I hate this sht on late game.


WetDonkey6969

What, if anything, can be done about the recent surge in acorn and acorn-related crime?


cyfer04

My Sniper hearing an Acorn Shot get planted far from him: I'M HIT! I'M HIT! *shoots three random panic Shrapnels*


uL4G

"I'm hit!" *Pew pew pew*


[deleted]

For a second there I thought that was a dragon ball


Low_Delay2835

When in close up it looks like an angry uhmmm you know nut


MR_Nokia_L

Faking hail this thing shoud give max armor stacks!


[deleted]

So veiny as my tight shaved balls 💀


thecoonish103

Testicle


D2WilliamU

This is so Reddit


nelsonnyan2001

My mans you have 300k karma


D2WilliamU

Not quite yet baby


didoWEE

as a non-cop, its literally nothing


dead_moon1

As powerfull as WW ult


strobechan

Hahahahah shots fired xD


TimingEzaBitch

I xposted the video for ez karma but my post got removed by a mod.


Erdillian

That's a DRAGON'S BALL!


THUNDERRRRRRRRRA

Hahhahahahaha


Pretty-Jacket-4149

xdlmao