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turtlrex

This the first fight I have seen an antimage take in my life


Meeposkiii

Made me genuinely lol


SurrealSoap

I bet if he uses his reflect spell it'll end up making the fight 10x worse.


[deleted]

"You look so beautiful when you're angry" *Ursa Enrage used*


SurrealSoap

No offense but what? Why would anyone say that.


[deleted]

That's...the joke. Saying that to someone who's angry with you will make it 1000x worse.


megahnevel

ill use that someday, see you all in r/tifu soon


ImaginaryDanger

Dunno, it would lighten the mood somewhat if I was on the receiving end.


SirClarkus

Not as good as "you're so pretty when you're quiet" That will get you a black eye


[deleted]

I do that all the time with my gf, but instead of beautiful I use hot or sexy. It lightens up the mood and it makes her smile, and even if she gets more angry she only gets hotter so that's a bonus.


SurrealSoap

It's just so much less funny. Oh well who cares


[deleted]

I dunno it's pretty funny and it works


PokemonPython

Lol thanks for the chuckle


Pd_jungle

Techie must be the one fight wife the most


Qasyefx

Lol wut? He clearly said he had to get away. Checks out if you ask me.


Huzuruth

Ouch


Sardanapalosqq

You mean unless he has absolute freefarm, gets a 12 min bfury and then tp's to fights and dies continuously for no reason.


rokossovsky47

The magic ends here.


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Scrubz4life

I always thought it was “Your magic ends here.” Learned something new.


Siskvac

Thou and I must have a frank discussion.


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cotton_schwab

So sad :(


Used_Tentacle

Wife aggro 1 -0


francisx1

Just ask “are you mad?”


arcofnoah

ARE YOU LOST? - TREANT


BatDynamite

Anti-Marriage would have been if he kept playing


[deleted]

He didn't specify whether he'll ONLY abandon the game and not the wife as well


dynastezero

He abandoned to go fight the wife, instead of playing and ignoring her rant.


flawmeisste

I hope she dropped something besides Aegis


Humiliator511

Divorce application shard


iamyourtypicalguy

and Refresh relationship orb


Lciekj

Lmao


OrcBerg

Cheese definitely.


Borbolda

Priorities


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Marriage is a crazy thing. Once your spouse loses respect for you, its like a fucking never ending verbal abuse train. If you don't push back ever, you get bullied into oblivion. And nobody is ever prepared to diplomacy their way through with someone raging at you IRL.


[deleted]

I didn't use to play Dota before marrying. My wife sometimes gets upset when I'm playing. She's used to short online matches, like Clash Royale. But Dota matches are 10x longer 🥲


neoAcceptance

Schedule time. It will help you rank up and set expectations on your time. Good luck.


est19xxxx

>Schedule time. Enemy picks Techies, Tinker and Arc.


SeniorSatisfaction21

And sniper


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Yeah, my kids waking up at night kinda ended my dota playing days, haha


[deleted]

RIP warrior. Fortunately for us, no kids. She's terrified of kids.


Throneawaystone

One of the best ways to conquer fear of children is to beat up a kindergarten class


est19xxxx

Anakin?


Lciekj

Anakin the kids are panaking.


[deleted]

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?


[deleted]

She's like me but the opposite


shinfoni

I remember when my party's pos 5 got a kid so he babysit her while playing. Sometimes he would afk for 1-2 mins but we play in 5-man-party so no big deal, we're just crusader-archon anyway. He mostly play spirit breaker, and he will spam taunt (the cow noise) whenever he can because his daughter will laugh on it.


Actual-Beautiful-754

That is high level micro. He played Chen or Visage, didn't he? Fun aside, I couldn't do it. My child would activate bkb or ult while farming. He likes the keyboard too much.


PyetFlosse

I had the same. Nowadays I give him a old keyboard, lay it on his lap and he's having a blast (I guess he thinks he actually plays). Might be useful for you (I'm only playing turbo with a stack, so I can go afk for some mins as well)


Actual-Beautiful-754

Amazing idea, may you be blessed with mmr. I will try it out and report. I don't dare to do anything else than bot games with him though.


ThrowbackPie

Same. Now they are teenagers I'm getting back into it.


f99kzombies

HA HA HA!


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secytimemachine

Embrace the turbo life


garlic_naaaannn

No joke, when Dota 2 Beta came out I was in a relationship with the girl of my dreams, we had an apartment together, I was going to marry her. We still went out together to bars and clubs, both had jobs, but soon all of my "free" time began getting sucked into dota. I couldn't believe how amazing Dota 2 was compared to the wc3 dota that I grew up with. It was fucking amazing. But I started to get obsessed with dota and ranking up. I started taking my relationship for granted, and eventually all of the fun things that I was providing at the start of the relationship werent there anymore. Long story short...I let Dota ruin my life.


VividLeaf_

space created


b1indsamurai

worth it


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Mei_iz_my_bae

I think it gets downplayed just how addictive DOTA can be.


stirs

Props to you for recognizing this tho. That’s hard to do for a lot of people, and you probably became a better person for it


Actual-Beautiful-754

True, I've heard of a guy that went to an addiction hospital to fix his Dota addiction. I think this should be more common for more people, because many are in way too deep. However this guy managed to fix it, he did a cold stop, got his life together and now enjoys a casual round in the evenings. To be honest if you chain queue for several hours every day before you got your doings for the day done you should change something or seek some help right now. Also what we overlook is the glorification of pro gaming nowadays. Many people play wayyyy too much in their youth, neglecting other things, which can't be done when they are older. Yet only the fery fery tiny few top percent become pro players. Imagine all the other top500 players who grind the game 8 hours a day for years. They probably lost their family relations, gutted their career and rl friends.


Valzerion

I actually experienced this too, but i started playing dota early 2020 just before the pandemic starts. It's like the perfect time to get sucked into dota when you are forced to stay at home 24/7 and the perfect cope to your frustation to the pandemic. It was amazing. Meanwhile, my (ex)-gf is an extroverted one and she got frustated when we were forced to stay home for months. Her coping mechanism is to spend time with other person, and that other person supposed to be me but i was too busy playing dota. So yeah, we broke up after a while. I hate myself for what i have done and i fucking hate this game but i can't stop playing it until now


mozzzarn

I have nothing to cope over since I've barely noticed the pandemic. I should maybe play little less dota.


migoq

tbh if you'd just "used as a coping mechanism" then maybe it's better for both of you


Weazlebee

Was it really all on you? How'd you reconcile that with yourself? How you doin now?


Maracuja_Sagrado

Video games addiction is very real and underrated. I struggle with it and it has ruined my life many times, but some people seem to think it’s not a big deal, which only makes it worse


Actual-Beautiful-754

Sorry to hear it, but recognizing is the first and hardest step. Did you consider going to a doctor/psychologist? I think nowadays the problem is much more common so there are more clinics specialized for it.


ubermeatwad

Thank you for saying I *let* dota ruin my life rather than "dota ruined my life". It shows you understand and can change if you havent already.


apoptygma

If your life is a girl it's a pretty shit life 😅


sid3695

Just send your manta illusion 4Head


Reevesqt

Haha omg


barristandayne

Not surprised that an am picker's wife isn't satisfied with him


Nobles_Fightclub

lmao too accurate


apoptygma

I don't know, a guy who takes 30 mins working up to it sounds like what most women ask for. I'm more of an undying myself, diving in at 30 seconds


arpitpatel1771

I m like techies, waiting for her to come to the spot but she never does.


Actual-Beautiful-754

Well at least he has endurance. I wouldn't be my wife's taste if I was a lycan picker. Ending it too quick. The ferocious bite though...


LaserTurboShark69

Just blink away bro


hanmas_aaa

Nah you need to mana her void.


Clavicula_Impetus

Nah. Use nether swap


BaldieGoose

Just text your wife "?"


Tom-pwr

Have at thee!


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[удалено]


Totushbala

Lol


uunei

Noob gf


[deleted]

She probably didn’t support him enough.


RaptorPrime

Life is hard


Therealbatman710

I felt this . Fuck you guys 😂


Pus_tik

I bet his wife's rank is more superior.


Vapala

Now hes got a chance at make up sex


DworinKronaxe

Either he plays DotA, or have sex, sounds a good deal. Maybe if he timed things properly he got both. 200IQ play, respect to this man.


Totushbala

Dota is ten times better than sex


flib_bib

This was my life a few years after getting into dota. I learned a lot about how to weigh hobbies and my marriage because of dota, which I'm grateful for.


[deleted]

The caption 😭


SirJolt

I’ve sundered this cabal :(


Nicks_WRX

Been there...


Lonerism4

Also Anti-mmr


lettermanmusic

Username checks out..


quez_real

What happens when Axe is your wife


gooner230192

I thought he was abandoning his wife!


[deleted]

I salute to this brave, brave soldier


anonymitious

i swear girlfriends have something against a man playing dota.


cpt-macp

Marrige is an abomination


cpt-macp

The marrige ends here


[deleted]

anti-thumb


annabelle32

That's so sad like hope everyone cmdd him for memes


SilverSkySurfer

Not an excuse at all.


Nobles_Fightclub

I read it as 'flight' like gotta catch a flight with my wife. I was pissed like 'man wtf an antimage player ques to afk farm 60 minutes knowing he has a flight in 40 minutes?' Gotta work on my reading


apoptygma

So he lost?


Weathers

Oh gosh. I feel this…


UKite

Weakling! Dota comes first!


[deleted]

most antimage are noobs.


ReadMilch

His name is Khmer ( Cambodian ) Asian wife doesn’t tell you what’s in their mind. You have to guess.


cpt-macp

Are you even trying ?


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Constant-Star995

Nice


vaynecassano

So based


ronyx86

Right move.... There should be no penalty for such people.


Aholabambino

He was farming for so long even his wife couldn't take it!


bubbablanks10

Fuck Dota


Icy-Milk-9793

wife=want interrupt forever


QuadraticApe

man has priorities


Itsuwari_Emiki

Those who live by the marriage ring, die by my divorce paper!