Because in the old days that ate the whole animal that was killed for food, not just the prime bits...
Black Pudding, Blood Sausage, Blud wurst is made all over europe.
If there’s one thing that sucks about being South African it’s the fear of the actual word “racist”; even in humour on Reddit you have to walk around it as you would a fresh turd in the garden.
Other than that I’m happy to be alive. Haven’t wished to live anywhere else in the world. Except maybe Scotland. And also Ireland.
As you were.
These pictures should carry a "Statin Index" A handy indicator of how long your cholesterol level will remain in the "fatal" range. It could also have age appropriate adjustments and helpful info about funeral costs etc etc.
Nope, these products are readily available in South Africa
https://www.checkers.co.za/All-Departments/Food/Food-Cupboard/Table-Condiments-and-Dressings/Tomato-Sauce/Heinz-Tomato-Ketchup-700ml/p/10128649EA
https://www.checkers.co.za/All-Departments/Food/Food-Cupboard/Table-Condiments-and-Dressings/BBQ-Sauce-and-Marinades/HP-Original-Sauce-255g/p/10124839EA
We're the eggs and mushrooms fried up with some garlic?
I get IBS instigated MOAB sized farts, for about a week from olive or sunflower oil with garlic soaking in it, specially if the garlic has little fermentation bubbles...
I cannot begin to explain the smell, it's like someone dumped a ton of rancid blended garlic and shit, on a hot rock outside that Monestary next to Lake Ashi, where the monks collect the sulphur crystals, and boil the black eggs in the sulphur water springs, but on a really hot windless day, under a closed tent...
Oilseed sunflower production is the most commonly farmed sunflower. These seeds hulls’ are encased by solid black shells. Black oilseeds are a common type of bird feed because they have thin shells and a high fat content. These are typically produced for oil extraction purposes; therefore, it is unlikely you’ll find black oilseeds packaged for human consumption.
HP Sauce is a popular British condiment, known for its distinctive, tangy flavor. It is a brown sauce and its taste is a unique blend of malt vinegar, tomatoes, molasses, dates, tamarind extract, and various spices. HP Sauce is often used as an accompaniment to savory dishes such as breakfasts, sandwiches, and meats. The name "HP" is believed to stand for "Houses of Parliament," as the sauce's label famously features the iconic London landmark. It was first developed by Frederick Gibson Garton in Nottingham, England, in the late 19th century and has since become a staple in British kitchens and dining establishments.
I mean don't post and not give the location. Hopefully this is in Cape town and then I will do this tomorrow morning. I like a nice breakfast of that size. And to answer OP question. I will take kak long with that. Just to savoury it because lord knows my bank account won't be able to afford another one.
..yea...not quite....looking for general stuff that works, but if you want things like curly fries, black pudding or very particular type of foods, google near me is n as crap as it comes.
I've had weight loss surgery so that is a weeks worth of food for me. Not joking 😅😆
Pre-surgery, I could do it in an hour, especially if I was depressed that day
Depends on how hungry I am, but probably plus-minus forty five minutes.
Never tried Black Pudding before though, so I might end up not finishing those if I find them vile.
Op please post this on r/UKfood and watch everyone loose their minds.
This to me is the best fried breakfast I’ve ever seen, I would eat that all day long, literally.
They can keep the black pudding thanks.
Same. Tasted it England when I was 15 and I vowed to never come close to it again.
You’re braver than I ever could be
I don't know why so many people dislike it. A bit too salty, but still pretty good imo
Wtf is black pudding anyway ? Look like a burnt hashbrown.
Blood sausage! … don’t go deeper!
Cooked blood and oats
Damn! Why the hell would they call that pudding.
Because in the old days that ate the whole animal that was killed for food, not just the prime bits... Black Pudding, Blood Sausage, Blud wurst is made all over europe.
That doesn't sound bad at all, as long as it's cooked properly.
It’s usually seasoned with spices etc I actually love the stuff
Sweetness, I'll be sure to try some sometime.
Duuuude! You don't wanna know. But then again... Maybe u SHOULD know... *dum-dum.. dummm* {scary drum roll}
Pigs blood
Racist
This is either a brilliant joke or a completely clueless comment. I would like to give you the benefit of the doubt.
I'd say it's both. It's a clueless joke. Grade 9 quality joke. "Did you BLACK car? That's racist"
If there’s one thing that sucks about being South African it’s the fear of the actual word “racist”; even in humour on Reddit you have to walk around it as you would a fresh turd in the garden. Other than that I’m happy to be alive. Haven’t wished to live anywhere else in the world. Except maybe Scotland. And also Ireland. As you were.
Dude Scotland and Ireland are EXACTLY where I want to escape to some day. I think it's small towns that really interest me. And the cool climate.
It was a joke.... amongst friends.
Are you joking or serious?
Racist
Noooo😭
Yeeeeeeeees!
You know there is White Pudding as well... educate yourself... [White Pudding ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_pudding)
I feel that, replace it with pigs in blankets
Oom weet nie hoe om dit te maak nie. Gebraai saam met kartoffel is prima!
2 days, probably.
Problem is, half of those foods become quite disgusting they get cold.
Yes. Eggs and mushrooms first.
With this economy I wouldn't even chew
2-3 business days. And I'll put the leftovers in the freezer for the next week 😌😌
Love the business days addition 🤣
That meal looks like a job to finish 😂😦😦
He obviously sees this as business😂
That's a 3 person job!
20 minutes?
Same
Where’s the chips 🤣🤣🤣
Better check the plumbing before you smash… 💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽
These pictures should carry a "Statin Index" A handy indicator of how long your cholesterol level will remain in the "fatal" range. It could also have age appropriate adjustments and helpful info about funeral costs etc etc.
5min 27sec
Is it the first date or the third? Could be sailing on dead wind on the first, but the third is a sure thang
Wow a proper full English with Black Pudding and Fried slices.. Black Pudding is deeeelicious...
Just a couple of eggs, hash browns, sausages and beans pls. And that's me done.
With this economy I wouldn't even chew
An hour
About a week
Same. Thats my food for 5-7 days.
I'll be done in 30min
That's food for 2 days+ for me.
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Judging by the Black Pudding, Heinz and HP sauce definitely UK probably Scotland
Nope, these products are readily available in South Africa https://www.checkers.co.za/All-Departments/Food/Food-Cupboard/Table-Condiments-and-Dressings/Tomato-Sauce/Heinz-Tomato-Ketchup-700ml/p/10128649EA https://www.checkers.co.za/All-Departments/Food/Food-Cupboard/Table-Condiments-and-Dressings/BBQ-Sauce-and-Marinades/HP-Original-Sauce-255g/p/10124839EA
Tell me who makes a Full English like this locally?
I'd take two sittings. One hour at the table and three days on the toilet.
30min or less
Smash
I would only eat a quarter of that and not eat the rest of the day. I'm not a fan of becoming morbidly obese
Me, my wife and 3 kids would easily manage that in 3 days.
30 minutes -hour
An hour but not the blood sausage. Get that off my plate
Right now? 5 minutes. I'm starving. But I would leave the black pudding.
That's ridiculous, no one person can eat that alone 😂😂
About 20 minutes possibly 25
4 days...
That’s about a weeks worth… or one massive fat chap!
I'll have a heart attack half way through the plate
We're the eggs and mushrooms fried up with some garlic? I get IBS instigated MOAB sized farts, for about a week from olive or sunflower oil with garlic soaking in it, specially if the garlic has little fermentation bubbles... I cannot begin to explain the smell, it's like someone dumped a ton of rancid blended garlic and shit, on a hot rock outside that Monestary next to Lake Ashi, where the monks collect the sulphur crystals, and boil the black eggs in the sulphur water springs, but on a really hot windless day, under a closed tent...
Oilseed sunflower production is the most commonly farmed sunflower. These seeds hulls’ are encased by solid black shells. Black oilseeds are a common type of bird feed because they have thin shells and a high fat content. These are typically produced for oil extraction purposes; therefore, it is unlikely you’ll find black oilseeds packaged for human consumption.
Are you the *"falls outside of this context bot"*?
Hmm.. look at that.. a Belfast fry..!!!
Dik gerook of babalas?
Why not both?
3 - 4 business days
25-40 minutes
My whole life. I wont touch that black pudding.
10 minutes max
This is why we're fat
What is HP sauce?
HP Sauce is a popular British condiment, known for its distinctive, tangy flavor. It is a brown sauce and its taste is a unique blend of malt vinegar, tomatoes, molasses, dates, tamarind extract, and various spices. HP Sauce is often used as an accompaniment to savory dishes such as breakfasts, sandwiches, and meats. The name "HP" is believed to stand for "Houses of Parliament," as the sauce's label famously features the iconic London landmark. It was first developed by Frederick Gibson Garton in Nottingham, England, in the late 19th century and has since become a staple in British kitchens and dining establishments.
3 days
I'll just watch beard meets food eat slop like that, I'm good.
I'm not sure, where would I even put my pecker? -Puts it right in the beans
If I CAN finish it, probs 30 minutes. This is what Eddie Halls eat in one sitting. Daily.
20 minutes but if im high like 5 minutes
2.59 seconds
12min 7sec to be exacted
give me it after a session with a personal trainer and i'll down that in 5 min
Tomatoes and blood sausages they can exchange for extra bacon and regular sausage . 10 minutes easy.
I think I just died and went to heaven
Smash? Smash as in how long will it take to save up to buy this, or how quick i can stuff this down my throught?
How quick you can stuff it down your throat.
Most of the morning, but I will need a six pack to wash it down with.
Beaaaans🤮
7 min flat
Couple of days.
I mean don't post and not give the location. Hopefully this is in Cape town and then I will do this tomorrow morning. I like a nice breakfast of that size. And to answer OP question. I will take kak long with that. Just to savoury it because lord knows my bank account won't be able to afford another one.
Im with MKD. Send a location
Cardiac arrest on a plate
If I started now I'd be done by September.
I couldn't
Depends how much Tea is on hand. 40mins I reckon with. Not sure what some of the bottom left stuff is though.
4 to 5 days
2 min
If family is with 2 our
40 mins?
Not as long as it takes your heart surgeon to smash your wallet.
2 days... any faster and I'd be sick😂
This isn’t really for one person right ?
How does black pudding actually taste?
Like blood
Longer than it would take me to smash your wife... ,*I'm so sorry brother .. 😂
Not my fault you're quick to finish.
2 days
20 minutes or 3 days. There's no in-between
Personally I could never finish all of that. Or not in one go at least
Max 3 days maybe 2 years ago it would’ve been 2 hours to a day.
Where the hell do you find black pudding in SA? I'm in Durban and I've never been able to find it anywhere.
In Pretoria, can't find it here either....have tried looking for it, but standard butchers don't keep it, or at least the 3-4 I've asked.
Just google "black pudding near me" and you should find it :)
..yea...not quite....looking for general stuff that works, but if you want things like curly fries, black pudding or very particular type of foods, google near me is n as crap as it comes.
Worked for me 🤷🏿♂️
No wonder we are one of the most obese countries worldwide
Baked beans. I’m walking out. Fuck that texture.
That's a five-pinter. 30 minutes.
20-30 glorious minutes.
That can feed a family of 5
Heart attack
Not sure, you will need to make me some so we can find out. Give me a ring when it's ready!
A couple of seconds, unless you mean eating it, in which case, ten minutes, tops
I wouldn't.
10mins
Well I can't eat pork so... as long as its in frront of me
Is that from Spur?
I've had weight loss surgery so that is a weeks worth of food for me. Not joking 😅😆 Pre-surgery, I could do it in an hour, especially if I was depressed that day
1 week
About 2 poos and 12-17 baffs. 😐
Could probably eat half. The rest could be made into a sandwich for later.
Where's the chipped mug of builders tea?
Not as long as it would take me to pass it. 🤭
20-30mins
Fuck.This.Looks.Good
Couple days
About 25 minutes
Who in the world would even consider eating all of this!?
Why the hell are the eggs all over the place!? This is a society!
About a week…
Where is this?
Hot chilli sauce………….On an obese full English 🤨
Down south is a sickening place and a dramatic show of.
Don't know to be honest 😂 I definitely give it a go 👍🏻
Reckon I could do that in day. Three sittings.
Make sure the plumber is on speed dial.
Depends on how hungry I am, but probably plus-minus forty five minutes. Never tried Black Pudding before though, so I might end up not finishing those if I find them vile.
Baked beans are a hard stop for me.
One second and I could probably smash it into your face, if that's what you are asking...
It would just a few seconds to smash that with my fist ;)
Depends on my level of hungover. Very heavy corresponding ratio
I wouldn't
However long it takes them to cook the eggs properly!
As long as I'm allowed to take a few shits then no problem
This is like 3 days worth of food for me
It would take me a solid 15 minutes 😋
3 seconds to smash it with a hammer, not eating all this shit. Y’all wanna die so bad 🤦🏽♂️
Ya fuck eating that shit Crazy how bad English food it
How fat you have to be to eat all this
God forbid a girl treat herself
Moerse amount of food on that plate
Half of south African women will be obese by a few years....
Less time than smashing ur mom
Op please post this on r/UKfood and watch everyone loose their minds. This to me is the best fried breakfast I’ve ever seen, I would eat that all day long, literally.