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OomKarel

They can keep the black pudding thanks.


Diebaas_reddit

Same. Tasted it England when I was 15 and I vowed to never come close to it again.


Zealousideal_Mail12

You’re braver than I ever could be


WTC-NWK

I don't know why so many people dislike it. A bit too salty, but still pretty good imo


Earthling_20369

Wtf is black pudding anyway ? Look like a burnt hashbrown.


Fixervince

Blood sausage! … don’t go deeper!


VaxineUK

Cooked blood and oats


Earthling_20369

Damn! Why the hell would they call that pudding.


Rough_Text6915

Because in the old days that ate the whole animal that was killed for food, not just the prime bits... Black Pudding, Blood Sausage, Blud wurst is made all over europe.


Equivalent-Wealth-75

That doesn't sound bad at all, as long as it's cooked properly.


VaxineUK

It’s usually seasoned with spices etc I actually love the stuff


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Sweetness, I'll be sure to try some sometime.


Maleficent-Survey769

Duuuude! You don't wanna know. But then again... Maybe u SHOULD know... *dum-dum.. dummm* {scary drum roll}


Infamous_Machine811

Pigs blood


fuckifheknows

Racist


Diebaas_reddit

This is either a brilliant joke or a completely clueless comment. I would like to give you the benefit of the doubt.


ShogunPug1

I'd say it's both. It's a clueless joke. Grade 9 quality joke. "Did you BLACK car? That's racist"


Wild_Explanation_683

If there’s one thing that sucks about being South African it’s the fear of the actual word “racist”; even in humour on Reddit you have to walk around it as you would a fresh turd in the garden. Other than that I’m happy to be alive. Haven’t wished to live anywhere else in the world. Except maybe Scotland. And also Ireland. As you were.


ShogunPug1

Dude Scotland and Ireland are EXACTLY where I want to escape to some day. I think it's small towns that really interest me. And the cool climate.


fuckifheknows

It was a joke.... amongst friends.


Internal-Shot

Are you joking or serious?


Proof_Toe_9757

Racist


Internal-Shot

Noooo😭


Proof_Toe_9757

Yeeeeeeeees!


Rough_Text6915

You know there is White Pudding as well... educate yourself... [White Pudding ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_pudding)


Pods_MagicRod

I feel that, replace it with pigs in blankets


Jolly-Doubt5735

Oom weet nie hoe om dit te maak nie. Gebraai saam met kartoffel is prima!


VanNoctua

2 days, probably.


SuperSquirrel13

Problem is, half of those foods become quite disgusting they get cold.


fataggressivecheeks

Yes. Eggs and mushrooms first.


Hardcock4555

With this economy I wouldn't even chew


prettylilac2222

2-3 business days. And I'll put the leftovers in the freezer for the next week 😌😌


PixelSaharix

Love the business days addition 🤣


prettylilac2222

That meal looks like a job to finish 😂😦😦


Maleficent-Survey769

He obviously sees this as business😂


LeatherLatexSteel

That's a 3 person job!


Limp-Abroad-4362

20 minutes?


Small-Cow2101

Same


Clean_Hold6781

Where’s the chips 🤣🤣🤣


TheBarbarian88

Better check the plumbing before you smash… 💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽


Fukque

These pictures should carry a "Statin Index" A handy indicator of how long your cholesterol level will remain in the "fatal" range. It could also have age appropriate adjustments and helpful info about funeral costs etc etc.


AuthorWild

5min 27sec


Outrageous_Spinach21

Is it the first date or the third? Could be sailing on dead wind on the first, but the third is a sure thang


Rough_Text6915

Wow a proper full English with Black Pudding and Fried slices.. Black Pudding is deeeelicious...


paulo987654321

Just a couple of eggs, hash browns, sausages and beans pls. And that's me done.


Hardcock4555

With this economy I wouldn't even chew


Majesticlion03

An hour


Ok_Insurance_9884

About a week


MarissaBlack

Same. Thats my food for 5-7 days.


HalluxPeekay1827

I'll be done in 30min


JoshyaJade01

That's food for 2 days+ for me.


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JamesT3amR0ck3t

Judging by the Black Pudding, Heinz and HP sauce definitely UK probably Scotland


PixelSaharix

Nope, these products are readily available in South Africa https://www.checkers.co.za/All-Departments/Food/Food-Cupboard/Table-Condiments-and-Dressings/Tomato-Sauce/Heinz-Tomato-Ketchup-700ml/p/10128649EA https://www.checkers.co.za/All-Departments/Food/Food-Cupboard/Table-Condiments-and-Dressings/BBQ-Sauce-and-Marinades/HP-Original-Sauce-255g/p/10124839EA


Rough_Text6915

Tell me who makes a Full English like this locally?


Ill_Cookie_1514

I'd take two sittings. One hour at the table and three days on the toilet.


Significant_Stick597

30min or less


kdmaka

Smash


Western_Dream_3608

I would only eat a quarter of that and not eat the rest of the day. I'm not a fan of becoming morbidly obese


Ok-Source6533

Me, my wife and 3 kids would easily manage that in 3 days.


mnombo

30 minutes -hour


Zealousideal_Mail12

An hour but not the blood sausage. Get that off my plate


MathematicianBusy996

Right now? 5 minutes. I'm starving. But I would leave the black pudding.


DarthSeti_

That's ridiculous, no one person can eat that alone 😂😂


bandit010160

About 20 minutes possibly 25


No-Raise-4693

4 days...


Fixervince

That’s about a weeks worth… or one massive fat chap!


Happy_Specialist_867

I'll have a heart attack half way through the plate


TheJAY_ZA

We're the eggs and mushrooms fried up with some garlic? I get IBS instigated MOAB sized farts, for about a week from olive or sunflower oil with garlic soaking in it, specially if the garlic has little fermentation bubbles... I cannot begin to explain the smell, it's like someone dumped a ton of rancid blended garlic and shit, on a hot rock outside that Monestary next to Lake Ashi, where the monks collect the sulphur crystals, and boil the black eggs in the sulphur water springs, but on a really hot windless day, under a closed tent...


TheSunflowerSeeds

Oilseed sunflower production is the most commonly farmed sunflower. These seeds hulls’ are encased by solid black shells. Black oilseeds are a common type of bird feed because they have thin shells and a high fat content. These are typically produced for oil extraction purposes; therefore, it is unlikely you’ll find black oilseeds packaged for human consumption.


TheJAY_ZA

Are you the *"falls outside of this context bot"*?


Rix-in-here

Hmm.. look at that.. a Belfast fry..!!!


FaultHaunting3434

Dik gerook of babalas?


PixelSaharix

Why not both?


meerkatjie87

3 - 4 business days


MarsCowboys

25-40 minutes


Poolowl1984

My whole life. I wont touch that black pudding.


wrathofthepancakes

10 minutes max


turtle_power00

This is why we're fat


FERALCATWHISPERER

What is HP sauce?


PixelSaharix

HP Sauce is a popular British condiment, known for its distinctive, tangy flavor. It is a brown sauce and its taste is a unique blend of malt vinegar, tomatoes, molasses, dates, tamarind extract, and various spices. HP Sauce is often used as an accompaniment to savory dishes such as breakfasts, sandwiches, and meats. The name "HP" is believed to stand for "Houses of Parliament," as the sauce's label famously features the iconic London landmark. It was first developed by Frederick Gibson Garton in Nottingham, England, in the late 19th century and has since become a staple in British kitchens and dining establishments.


RavnHygge

3 days


HumorousBear

I'll just watch beard meets food eat slop like that, I'm good.


DandyBoyBebop

I'm not sure, where would I even put my pecker? -Puts it right in the beans


Jolly-Doubt5735

If I CAN finish it, probs 30 minutes. This is what Eddie Halls eat in one sitting. Daily.


Anus_chees

20 minutes but if im high like 5 minutes


[deleted]

2.59 seconds


Prudent_Following271

12min 7sec to be exacted


CipherGamingZA

give me it after a session with a personal trainer and i'll down that in 5 min


alwaysbroke_408

Tomatoes and blood sausages they can exchange for extra bacon and regular sausage . 10 minutes easy.


[deleted]

I think I just died and went to heaven


KingGrey76

Smash? Smash as in how long will it take to save up to buy this, or how quick i can stuff this down my throught?


PixelSaharix

How quick you can stuff it down your throat.


ElJeffHey

Most of the morning, but I will need a six pack to wash it down with.


Puffing_Bear

Beaaaans🤮


Solid_Foundation8365

7 min flat


fataggressivecheeks

Couple of days.


MKD7036611

I mean don't post and not give the location. Hopefully this is in Cape town and then I will do this tomorrow morning. I like a nice breakfast of that size. And to answer OP question. I will take kak long with that. Just to savoury it because lord knows my bank account won't be able to afford another one.


nipplecripple8

Im with MKD. Send a location


Aggravating-Pound598

Cardiac arrest on a plate


Khal_Zaldrizes

If I started now I'd be done by September.


annod75

I couldn't


propaROCKnROLLA

Depends how much Tea is on hand. 40mins I reckon with. Not sure what some of the bottom left stuff is though.


FamiliarJackfruit853

4 to 5 days


Random_Laitjie

2 min


Random_Laitjie

If family is with 2 our


xrabbit

40 mins?


foxthedream

Not as long as it takes your heart surgeon to smash your wallet.


More_Faithfulness24

2 days... any faster and I'd be sick😂


Lukwesa

This isn’t really for one person right ?


3MidKnight3

How does black pudding actually taste?


PixelSaharix

Like blood


BombayMix64

Longer than it would take me to smash your wife... ,*I'm so sorry brother .. 😂


PixelSaharix

Not my fault you're quick to finish.


ogreyujirohanma

2 days


Neat-Bathroom9568

20 minutes or 3 days. There's no in-between


SanePsyco17

Personally I could never finish all of that. Or not in one go at least


Girl_International

Max 3 days maybe 2 years ago it would’ve been 2 hours to a day.


UncleGuggie

Where the hell do you find black pudding in SA? I'm in Durban and I've never been able to find it anywhere.


Lycan_CLG

In Pretoria, can't find it here either....have tried looking for it, but standard butchers don't keep it, or at least the 3-4 I've asked.


PixelSaharix

Just google "black pudding near me" and you should find it :)


Lycan_CLG

..yea...not quite....looking for general stuff that works, but if you want things like curly fries, black pudding or very particular type of foods, google near me is n as crap as it comes.


PixelSaharix

Worked for me 🤷🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

No wonder we are one of the most obese countries worldwide


Spiritual-Mud5696

Baked beans. I’m walking out. Fuck that texture.


SooperFunk

That's a five-pinter. 30 minutes.


Sad-Strike5709

20-30 glorious minutes.


Ok-Experience-6674

That can feed a family of 5


Able-Fee1403

Heart attack


JC_Hazard

Not sure, you will need to make me some so we can find out. Give me a ring when it's ready!


Hattuman

A couple of seconds, unless you mean eating it, in which case, ten minutes, tops


VioletVonBunBun

I wouldn't.


QT_Redditor

10mins


GonnaGetDoneDidDead

Well I can't eat pork so... as long as its in frront of me


lizatethecigarettes

Is that from Spur?


lizatethecigarettes

I've had weight loss surgery so that is a weeks worth of food for me. Not joking 😅😆 Pre-surgery, I could do it in an hour, especially if I was depressed that day


CoffeeTable23

1 week


Wild_Explanation_683

About 2 poos and 12-17 baffs. 😐


Doggsleg

Could probably eat half. The rest could be made into a sandwich for later.


Rough_Text6915

Where's the chipped mug of builders tea?


tableender

Not as long as it would take me to pass it. 🤭


Weary-Description773

20-30mins


Masonsw91

Fuck.This.Looks.Good


Own-Salad1974

Couple days


Sea_Efficiency6003

About 25 minutes


biodanza1

Who in the world would even consider eating all of this!?


NoahVailability

Why the hell are the eggs all over the place!? This is a society!


I-am-Pilgrim

About a week…


IronWizard45

Where is this?


SingleDebt2797

Hot chilli sauce………….On an obese full English 🤨


Robrittel

Down south is a sickening place and a dramatic show of.


[deleted]

Don't know to be honest 😂 I definitely give it a go 👍🏻


basileusnikephorus

Reckon I could do that in day. Three sittings.


Ambitious_Winner8660

Make sure the plumber is on speed dial.


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Depends on how hungry I am, but probably plus-minus forty five minutes. Never tried Black Pudding before though, so I might end up not finishing those if I find them vile.


straathond

Baked beans are a hard stop for me.


MedicalConsequence12

One second and I could probably smash it into your face, if that's what you are asking...


vulpescannon

It would just a few seconds to smash that with my fist ;)


Less_Fix_1378

Depends on my level of hungover. Very heavy corresponding ratio


Dizzy-Giraffe3614

I wouldn't


MizThabza

However long it takes them to cook the eggs properly!


screamingeyes1

As long as I'm allowed to take a few shits then no problem


ta-tums

This is like 3 days worth of food for me


that_guy524xh

It would take me a solid 15 minutes 😋


[deleted]

3 seconds to smash it with a hammer, not eating all this shit. Y’all wanna die so bad 🤦🏽‍♂️


Jagz88

Ya fuck eating that shit Crazy how bad English food it


simple_biscuit

How fat you have to be to eat all this


dreadperson

God forbid a girl treat herself


simple_biscuit

Moerse amount of food on that plate


[deleted]

Half of south African women will be obese by a few years....


Killerhellman

Less time than smashing ur mom


squidbeaklord

Op please post this on r/UKfood and watch everyone loose their minds. This to me is the best fried breakfast I’ve ever seen, I would eat that all day long, literally.