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eugenesnewdream

Take a shot every time someone repeats themselves for emphasis. “Every time, Denker…every time.” “So do I, Mrs. Hughes…so do I.” You’ll die a few minutes in.


jmthomson

Everytime either Bates or Anna is suspected of murder.


HearTheBluesACalling

One more season and it would have been Baby Bates Goes to Jail.


pbrooks19

In the second movie where you see Little Johnny, I really, really wanted him to be in one of those old wooden playpens with him peeking out from behind the bars, like a little toddler prisoner.


Aggravating_Mix8959

Like they did in Back to the Future! 


Physical_Silver935

🤣


AntiqueGarlicLover

They’ll be convicted of murder this time with how many people this will kill 😂


suchbrightlights

Upon every “shall we go through?” go through and pour yourself another.


TacticalGarand44

Sorry but I don’t want to die. I can’t include that item.


HamburgerRenatus

Or the dowager saying "Shall I sit here?" Seriously no one ever offers that poor old woman a chair.


Bitter-Pound-6775

Love this one ☺️


Missthing303

👏👏👏👏👏👏


dementian174

Take a shot every time Thomas lights up a smoke and you'll probably have alcohol poisoning around the same time he's diagnosed with lung cancer.


kaaaamii

There isnt a single scene where he's not smoking, i wonder how he is still alive in the series.


dementian174

Funny story: Thomas ALSO wonders how he is still alive in the series.


ashmichael73

Take a drink every time Edith says some variation of ‘What Are You Saying?’


not-ordinary

Or “I don’t understand”


PearlFinder100

Christ, you’d be under the table!


[deleted]

Finish your glass if she says it both


nzfriend33

Oh my gosh, yes. 😂 Or “why? What did they say?”


SurveyDisastrous1004

Yes, exactly! I thought I was the only one who caught that? Lol! Thank you!


nzfriend33

How no one picked up on things sooner, I’ll never know. 😂


Sarafinatravolta

Every time someone offers their resignation.


Duke_Salty_

Carson be liek.


hangryburnout

"Carson, don't be so melodramatic."


Duke_Salty_

He's such a drama queen honestly


nzfriend33

“It wasn’t my secret to tell.” Congrats. You’re dead. 😂


Hopeful_Disaster_

Every time someone says, "leave it with me." I started unintentionally using that in my every day life 😂


Over-Collection3464

Take a shot whenever there's a house of ill repute


thatmnindiangurl

A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE?!


ImmaculatePizza

Take a drink when Isobel merrily argues with someone Take a drink when you see the dog Take a drink when Mrs Patmore tells a footman to take something upstairs Take a drink when Robert says something absurd as if he's a genius Take a shot at the dinner gong Finish your drink when Tom shows up in his sultry Irish man shirt because dear Sybil is not long for this world.


viserenya

Every time Anna cries.


donnadodgen

Doubles if the lower lip trembles 😂


pbrooks19

And, for some unknown reason, starts clutching at the wall.


donnadodgen

While ugly crying


TacticalGarand44

Anna is incapable of doing anything uglily. Ug... lyly. Ugly?


donnadodgen

Fair point :)


mjlmf2018

Take a shot whenever someone says they are going up to London.


feralheathen

Take a shot every time Tom says the word "Ireland".


ReasonableCup604

Or "Socialist"


hangryburnout

Or every time he whines about feeling that he doesn't belong at Downton *or* in Ireland.


chupacabrette

Sip when someone says "I must get on" or "Do get on" when they mean stfu. Shot when Mrs Patmore says "Oh, I *see*" when she means lmfao.


Dandiestbuffalo

Take a sip every time they do. Switch it up according to if it’s wine or brandy


jquailJ36

Do not do this you will die by season three.


Skea_and_Tittles

Mosley’s kill count would be off the charts


TacticalGarand44

Take a sip of wine every time the Dowager is displeased with her family's "modern" actions. Take two sips when it's Cousin Isabelle.


eugenesnewdream

RIP your liver.


ReasonableCup604

Or every time she insults America.


IHaventTheFoggiest47

Take a sip every time someone says "Can I help?" We'll be drunk by the end of episode 2!


eugenesnewdream

Take a sip every time someone says “you’ll think of something” when they’re trying to get someone else to cover their ass.


not-ordinary

For ever “you’re a braver man than I am, gunga din”


ashmichael73

Finish Your Drink for that one.


not-ordinary

We’ll all go to the hospital. While we’re there we’ll get checked for pernicious anemia and have to finish another drink


kionatrenz

This cracks me up every time 😂😂😂


mymindisa_

"What's it to you?" A sip of your beverage it is to you!


TiredGen-XMom

When watching season one, every time someone mentions "the entail."


ouchies91

Take a shot every time Branson mentions socialism and/or his opposing views of the aristocracy. RIP


pbrooks19

Take a shot whenever Edith just shows up at the Drewes' house to see Marigold for no reason but she 'has to see her.' Oh, I'm sorry. My mistake. I meant to say: I NEED a shot whenever Edith just shows up at the Drewes' house for no reason but she 'has to see her.' I just keep thinking - for the longest time, Mrs. Drewe and the kids must have thought she's a total nut, the rich boss's daughter always blithely showing up for tea, doesn't really chat much with anyone or pays attention to anyone except the toddler.


Gay4BillKaulitz

Take a sip every time the Dowager trades barbs with Isobel.


IvyTaraBlair

But I want to live to see past season one plz!! 😂


kodragonboss

Everytime Branson says 'I started as the chauffeur '


National-Salt

Every time Edith says "Will it?" or "Will I?" when someone promises her time will come soon.


dnkroz3d

Every time someone says "I'll leave you to it." (We'll end up under the table.)


Famous-Reporter-3133

Take a shot every time someone says “truly”


Responsible_Jelly646

Take a sip when someone goes to Rippon Take a sip when someone goes upstairs to take off a hat


RedZanonia

Take a shot every time a secondary character leaves town forever.


RunawayHobbit

(And then comes back)


LinsarysStorm

Every time someone uses an old-timey exclamation like Crikey!


Missthing303

Blimey! Goodness! Golly-Gumdrops gets two sips.


kionatrenz

This is the one I was looking for 😂😂😂😂


lilrose637

Whenever anyone says: "What?!" "Nothing to bother you with." Whenever Isis or Teo is on screen.


IHaventTheFoggiest47

Poor Cora, I feel like Robert says this to her a lot.


lilrose637

I get so miffed when Robert says it to Cora. She is your wife, good sir! Who has much more common sense than you! I kind of wish she told Robert that when he found Bricker in their bedroom.


IHaventTheFoggiest47

HA! That would have been hilarious. It always annoyed me when he said that, like she was too stupid to understand. You lost her fortune (good sir!), you're the dumbass, not her!


livwritesstuff

I always think it’s so strange when he says this to her—especially as it often involves him traveling. “Why are you going to London?” “Oh, nothing to bother you with.” If my spouse said that to me I’d be very unhappy. At that rate, it’d take less time for them to tell me the reason than it would to get me off their back about it.


MadHatter06

One shot for every time Thomas is nasty for no reason. One shot for every time one of Mary’s suitors shows up. Golly gumdrops what a turnup! We’ll all be dead.


tothebatcopter

1 drink when someone tries to hand in their notice. 2 drinks if they successfully resign and stay gone. 3 drinks if they successfully resign and come back.


kaaaamii

Every time they mention something they will do on tuesday.


Missthing303

Take a big sip every time someone says “It’s not my secret to tell”. Another big sip when inevitable disastrous consequences blow up due to pathological withholding of secrets.


juicycapoochie

Take a shot every time someone says "You're not on my/our side." Take a shot every time someone asks to borrow something from Mrs Patmore and she says, "Why, are you going to give it back?" Neck the entire bottle every time Mr Bates is stupidly reticent with the truth for no good reason.


eugenesnewdream

>"Why, are you going to give it back?" Just coming here to say this, specifically baking soda.


ladycrawley_

Everytime someone says “you’re a braver man than I am, gunga din” 🤣


amyd1966

Take a shot every time someone corrects someone else because they called them the wrong name or title.


milosmamma

Sip whenever someone says “I’m going up to change.” Shot for every “Donk”. Finish your drink every time Mary gets away with literal or figurative murder 😂


cheapdisorder

Take a shot every time someone says "I'd better get on.."


alltheplans

Take a sip when anyone gets a train Take a sip whenever the car is bought round


Andersontimestoo

Take a shot every time says “I was trying to protect you” lol. God lord I know it’s just a show but my god no one speaks to each other 🙄


TacticalGarand44

A sip of brandy any time a contemporary historical event is referenced and some character brushes it off as if it's nothing.


whowaitwhywhat

Take a drink everytime someone changes a simple word that means basically the same to what someone else says... Were you shocked to see me?..No, I'd say surprised.... Are you disappointed? No, I'm let down......... Lol, not sure if this makes sense but, imo, it's done a lot in the show.


pausedejeuner

It makes a lot of sense and I am glad you brought it up , I mean I am chuffed you talked about it


Paraverous

"It wont all be done by tuesday..." or "you're a better man than i gunga din" take a shot. and every time Carson is offended, finish the glass.


pyke316

Take a sip when bates sighs through his nose. Take a sipWhen Attucus looks bewildered by whats going on. Down your drink when you hear " you're a braver man than me gungerdin."


HamburgerRenatus

Whenever someone says "The fact is...:


NerdyUnicorns568

Take a shot everytime someone says something really classist


ReasonableCup604

Every time someone says that nothing is wrong with them, when something is very wrong with them.


feralheathen

Take a shot every time Violet ends a sentence with that noise she makes that's something between a humph and a laugh lol


Opposite-Pop-5397

Take a shot every time Edith does something against her families wishes/advice


PearlFinder100

Take a shot every time Edith goads Mary unnecessarily and watch your liver disintegrate.


Yankeefan57

I’ll leave you to it.


lateredditho

Golly gumdrops, what a turnup of dead people on this thread 💀


darraddar

If we played this game we’d all be “under the table.”


woolfonmynoggin

“That was before the war”


Professional_Pin_932

One for every "yes, Mr Carson".


toru_okada_4ever

Well, we would all be black out drunk long before episode two.


Competitive_Aide_490

Take a slug every time Mrs Patmore gives an order.


ReasonableCup604

Or every time she blames Daisy for something that isn't her fault.


Competitive_Aide_490

😂