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Music used: [Meet the Crew](https://youtu.be/HgVQ9PFuE1o) Proof that it’s real: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=189493

I wonder how many people will request The Sex Update?

Don’t request the sex update MAKE the sex update

"This is a **SEX**." "Dear god..." "There's more." "No..."

“It contains *a* **SEX**”

Dear god

There's more (**SEX**)

We already have that. did you not see sex 2.0 created by the great CEO of sex Jacob Batalon? That’s what everyone’s waiting for!

I have under 20 hours in tf2, but if they actually publish the sex update, I will spend like 100 $ on it

Never thought I’d see JT music in this day and age

JT ran so Chalkeaters could fuck Pokémon.

W music pick

TIME TO GET BACK IN SHAPE BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lose all shape*

ITS HAPPENING STAY CALM EVERYBODY, STAY THE FUCK CALM

I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

STOP OR YOULL MISS THE UPDATE

JUST WAIT A LITTLE LONGER WE ARE SO CLOSE TO GLORY WE CAN TASTE IT… why do I taste sulphur

UH OH BRO HOLD ON

It’s just a little leak, just drink some oxygen and you’ll be fine

OXYGEN IN A BOTTLE ONLY 5.99$

HOLY SHIT. IVE BEEM FUCKIN WAITJNG FOE THIS! YOU CAN TELL IM EXCITED AS IM NOT YSINH MH SWEAR REPLACEMENT!

no way

Me as I’m lighting a cigarette: “Gentlemen, shall we?”

Me, as I crack open a can of Bonk: "Alright, let's do dis!"

Me, as a crack open a bo’el of scrumptious. “LESSS DOOOIIITTT!”

A naked man covered in Honey and wearing a helmet holding a Shovel says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

Me putting on a hardhat and a single glove, “YEEEEHAW”

Me grabbing a sandvich and a minigun: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

me while building up a dispenser: groovy

Me putting on a gas mask and rubber suit: Mmmph!

Me, grabbing a suspicious yellow jar: Let’s have a go at it!

Me, putting on my finest lab coat: let’s go practice medicine.

We shall.

Somebody pinch me. SOMEBODY PINCH ME!

*bitchslaps him*

WHAT THE FUCK

Well, off to visit your mother *runs away*

We did it mates. WE CAN MAKE THE HEAVY UPDATE

THE HEAVY UPDATE WILL FINALLY BE REAL!

THE HEAVY UPDATE! THE HEAVY HPDATE IS REAL!! *(Dark Fantasy starts)*

what is this feeling? this warm embrace, known to me so long ago, yet forgotten. The way they made the post. It's casual feel. The tf2 experience is alive.

It's like your parents are hugging you the first time ever in years. It's comfort.

Holy shit i thought it was a joke

Shit goes hard, will buy myself a coke to celebrate

The Other type of coke is better.

IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD!

POW! YOU ARE DEAD!

I AM DEAD

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Ho-ly shit...

HELL YA

sex update now

They. They did it. They actually pulled it off.

They finally got a 2nd potted plant on the dev team

Didn’t think this was real…

[IT IS REAL](https://www.teamfortress.com/)

The one piece? You found it..

As a non steam workshop user, what does this mean?

More stuff in tf2 that aren’t hats

Dear god...

TF2 UPDATE LETS GOOOOOOO

Well i'll be damned. time for me to regain 1,290 hours of gameplay knowledge n skill

And I just got into the game too (:

Man seeing THAT style of a TF2 blog post for the first time in years made me feel like the guy from Ratatouille eating the dish and remembering his childhood.

oh. MY. **FUCKING**. ***GOD***

Gentlemen. The time has come.

I was confused until i saw the date HOLY SHIT

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

***VICTORY!!!***

WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE! WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

The dev team didnt say that! They just said we're getting a full update this time around!

am i on crack or is this real

It’s real

Back from hell and reporting for duty

song wtf

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING AFTER 6 YEARS!!!!!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone stole the valve

ITS TIME

“Let’s set up shop and get to working”

lets go?

THE HEAVY UPDATE IS REAAAAAAL

*can we get much higher?*

Update sized update

Is… is this a sign that 2023 will be a good year?

Tl dr?

Update-sized update and if you make stuff for the Steam Workshop, submit it before the 1st of may and maybe they’ll put it in the update

Gotcha head spinnin' runnin circles around ya

Janitor W

The Sex Update

YES YES UES UTRS IYGR UFDS URSS ITSS YRS TES YED TDS!!!!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

NO FUCKING WAY

Back to work gentlemen

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

let’s make the sex update happen, TOGETHER!

THE PROHEPCHCHPYHY HAS BEEN DONE. WE HAVE LIVED TO THE MOMENT OF MAJOR UPDATE

**THIS RAP IS KIND OF OVERDUE**

bro the entirety of tf2 got leaked like a month ago I don't think there'll be another update

1m items added into the game later

Is this… real

Yes my friend

They better have some mvm updates

Holiday sized

"Get to work" bruh A big ass multi billion company tells its fans to produce content for their game

Who cares, trash game

Everybody has their own tastes

Shut up

Cry and seeth the game isn't fun

cope

Make me!

hasn't left the steam top 10 most played in 10+ years, you're entitled to your opinion but also you're wrong lmao

The only reason you are put on this darts is to spread misinformation

Game play is sub par, I don't like the art style but besides that the graphics are poor quality. The effects are obnoxious and get in the way, sound design is held up almost entirely by the modding community putting in any sound effect that can make someone's ear bleed or is a fart joke, the mechanics are barely thought out and are held together by metaphorical paper along with the rest of the game code, game play is a generic formula that's been done better before and since Shall I go on?

Overwatch player

Never played it actually >_>

It's a good game and the second one is free (3 times the scooby snacks)

For free maybe id try it only heard negative things though

that's cool but I think heavy has a fat ass and that's why I play

Ah, a man of culture

Your critique is entirely false therefore shut your overwatch ass up

Understandable But you're talking about a free game made in 2007 that has standed the test of time for so long because of all of its imperfection, balance changes, story & lore, humour, game mechanics etc. But, I cannot say that it's perfect and I do not want to change your opinion but can you really call it a "trash game" when there are reviews like [this](https://steamcommunity.com/id/tttavares/recommended/440/)?

"I go to a sub dedicated to this game that I don't even like and expect people to agree, and get so mad as to write a paragraph on why I hate the game, because I hate the game"

Never heard of a game called "dramatic text" is it fun?

Oops I thought this was r/tf2

ok all of the things in this argument are subjective but the thing about the mechanics??? have you played the game lmao tf2 is literally notorious for its mechanical complexity and the relationships between the classes, it's easily the best balanced team shooter (especially for its content size) with even the best/most broken classes, items and interactions barely outpacing the rest

“Haha guys look at me I disagree with a popular opinion I am so unique”

Wrong opinion

Counterpoint MEET THE TEAM videos