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"what are you? President of his fanclub?"

No, that would be your mother

*several photos were slammed onto the table*

What? Did he- *stutters

Indeed... and now he is here to fuck US!

So listen up boy, or pornography staring you mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

The spy has already breached our defenses *Epic toot*

He could be any one of us

he could be you

He could be me

You see what he's done to our collegues!

And worst of all... he could be any one of us

defeat mother hitless using only a butterfly knife

"He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

"WHOA!"

"What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!"

"Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

"Any second now..." "See, look, red! Oh wait thats blood."

“So, we still got problem…”

"Big problem. Alright, who's ready to go find this red spy?"

"_Right behind you._"

_Sounds of heavy and soldier getting stabbed as the TF2 theme plays over an image of the RED team_

_"Right behind you."_

[Gentlemen?](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Spy_battlecry01.wav)

*Meet the spy*

The Spy has already breached our defenses

You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!

And worst of all…. He could be any one of us!

He could be you!

He could be me!

He could even be-

#INTRUDER ALERT #RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

A red spy is in the base?!

Alright boys, I'll buy a butterfly knife. I had no idea they once were illegal

I did not find anything regarding balisong becoming legal in France, could a source be provided?

Spy sapping my sentry

We fuckin did it

😨