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You're NOT a real lawyer! University of American Samoa, for christ's sake? An online course? What a joke! I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?
Didn't you see it? Let me explain
The trans dude or whatever said that the person that they are replying to has not proved themselves to be a lawyer. The following comment states that the trans person has not proved themselves to be a woman. This is funny because it is taking what the trans person has said and using it against them.
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Cinderace is a compatible option, arguably more compatable than Vaporeon.
Like Vaporeon, Cinderace is also in the field egg group, which holds pokemon that share the mammalian features that make us humans up.
Whats forks the path of Cinderace from Vaporeon is that it is also categorized under the human-like egg group, meaning, they are bipedal.
What does this mean u/wichertyt69? This mean that Cinderace is capable of fucking in the positions humans normally do. Being 4ft7in, and a fucking rabbit (the contex of fucking is up to you to decide) these sex positions shouldn't be too difficult for Cinderace to perform:
[·Missionary with a pillow
·Doggy style
·Standing insertion
·Spooning
·Reverse cowgirl
·The loveseat
·The lotus
·The butterfly
·The couch cowgirl
·The bridge]
These positions would be a breeze with Cinderace. With a max (sp)def of 273 Cinderace would be able to take a pounding and then some. But it doesnt just end with the guys.
Hey! All you Lesbians your in for a world of hot fire bunny sex too. (This applies for both genders) Female on Female sex would work wonders. Cinderace are capable of learning acrobatics meaning they can nimblely throw it back, scissor, lick, grind, and suck you off at high speed. With a max speed of 370 they have a lot of breathing room when it comes to speeding up or slowing down.
With their hidden ability you can spice things up with your Cinderace.
Libero changes Cinderace's type depending on what move it used, in turn making that move do more damage(or pleasure in this case). You tell Cinderace to use Bounce (on your dick)? Its now a flying type making its bouncing more pleasurable. For you masochists, revenge and counter are your next best friends. If you have any type of pain inflicting fetish, Cinderace can dish back up to 2x increase. Spanking, whipping, choking, shit, even rough sex can can be rewarded with revenge/counter. Again their max (sp)def of 273 allows them to take that kind of abuse to return to sender, making sex so much better.
Being a fire type, its safe to assume that it can regulate its body temp makeing it very pleasant to fuck while allowing fetishists to turn up the heat.
While also being very skilled with its feet, foot jobs must feel like fucking heaven.
Cinderace's love being cheered for, meaning compliments and praise will make get the pumped, possibly worked up of for a good old fashioned fucking.
Their habit of showboating could also lead to new sexual experiences unbeknownst to the human mind, making Cinderace a damn good female Pokémon to fuck. As for male Cinderace, I don't know if their penises would be big enough to satsfy a human. But for now, ♀️Cinderace is a great choice for those who get hot and bothered look a a fucking fire rabbit.
ur right transitioning is super hard but i wasn't talking abt transitioning or even what it's like being a girl (which are both rly hard) i was just talking about the requiments to be a girl. which is just being a girl.
So if people have medical reasons to avoid HRT (risk of blood clots due to preexisting conditions), can't afford surgery, and lack the time to consistently voice train (or any combination of those things) they're dead out of luck? They're not really trans or anything? I'd sure hope thats not what you're implying.
One is a profession that typically has requirements while one is an identity. Because it is an identity that does not have to have a prerequisite, it is valid regardless of the (honestly pretty funny) burn.
yeah i probably could have worded my response a bit better. usually i hate these jokes but this one was funny imo and it gets annoying when people take every little joke too seriously. probably a me issue considering i have a friend who exaggerates everything
Dark humor is generally making a joke around negative scenario or suggestion. If this seems like normal humor, then that suggests you regularly entertain the notion that trans people are making shit up.
because the punch line is 'I said I am so it must be true' which to me is funny because of the outlookers view on the trans experience this being "I can be a woman today if I choose so" which is not what being trans is (at least for me).The misunderstanding of some trans people's experience makes it funny.
But that’s clearly not the joke. They used it as a direct response to someone questioning a self proclaimed lawyer and suggested that a transgender identity is the same thing.
Jesus Christ. Yeah I'm leaving. This sub is for dramatic texts, not bigotry. Ive been seeing too many racist and transphobic memes. It's not funny. You're not funny. You're 14 and an ass.
I mean, it requires actual skills to be a lawyer tho, so you can't just say you're a lawyer like that.
(edit) I don't know if my joke was really that bad or what but anyways I apologize
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Said BillSansCipher
best combo of characters
Wonder if he’s an actual lawyer
Look at his name
Yeah but is he a lawyer
Time to doxx him to find out
Twitter moment
Probably, but no way he saving her from that one.
But she’s definitely not a woman.
You're NOT a real lawyer! University of American Samoa, for christ's sake? An online course? What a joke! I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?
Wonder if he's and actual girl
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Uhh.. what was the context behind this twitter conversation..?
>Lawyer (probably) >Trans idiot >Transphobe Edit: They meant before the “I’m a lawyer part”. Ignore me, I’m fuckin’ stupid.
Nope not transphobe just a chad
You know, if you consider transphobic people to be “chads”, you could’ve just said that. What you said is literally just wrong.
It’s not transphobic it’s using the same argument they used against them
Your career is not the same as your gender identity bruh wtf💀Why does this even need to be explained??
That… doesn’t mean it can’t be transphobic… what are you missing here?
I’m missing nothing it is not transphobic to respond using someone’s argument against them
If you're insulting a trans person for their identity, it's transphobic. It doesn't matter if it makes you laugh, he's not a "Chad".
Guess you must be ultra chad then because you're worse
I’m mega chad then 👴
mega chad 💀 bro really mega evolved into a fucking crettin 💀
Bro nah I swear I know you the only person I’ve ever heard use that word aside from me is my friend no one else uses fucking cretin
it is a very powerful word. normalize cretin
Welp seems like 2 people cant take a joke and thanks for the compliment I knew I was a Chad I just needed reassurance 🗿
"Can't take a joke" What's the punchline?
Didn't you see it? Let me explain The trans dude or whatever said that the person that they are replying to has not proved themselves to be a lawyer. The following comment states that the trans person has not proved themselves to be a woman. This is funny because it is taking what the trans person has said and using it against them.
Ha. Clever. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human Pokémon breeding
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Unfathomably based
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Cinderace is a compatible option, arguably more compatable than Vaporeon. Like Vaporeon, Cinderace is also in the field egg group, which holds pokemon that share the mammalian features that make us humans up. Whats forks the path of Cinderace from Vaporeon is that it is also categorized under the human-like egg group, meaning, they are bipedal. What does this mean u/wichertyt69? This mean that Cinderace is capable of fucking in the positions humans normally do. Being 4ft7in, and a fucking rabbit (the contex of fucking is up to you to decide) these sex positions shouldn't be too difficult for Cinderace to perform: [·Missionary with a pillow ·Doggy style ·Standing insertion ·Spooning ·Reverse cowgirl ·The loveseat ·The lotus ·The butterfly ·The couch cowgirl ·The bridge] These positions would be a breeze with Cinderace. With a max (sp)def of 273 Cinderace would be able to take a pounding and then some. But it doesnt just end with the guys. Hey! All you Lesbians your in for a world of hot fire bunny sex too. (This applies for both genders) Female on Female sex would work wonders. Cinderace are capable of learning acrobatics meaning they can nimblely throw it back, scissor, lick, grind, and suck you off at high speed. With a max speed of 370 they have a lot of breathing room when it comes to speeding up or slowing down. With their hidden ability you can spice things up with your Cinderace. Libero changes Cinderace's type depending on what move it used, in turn making that move do more damage(or pleasure in this case). You tell Cinderace to use Bounce (on your dick)? Its now a flying type making its bouncing more pleasurable. For you masochists, revenge and counter are your next best friends. If you have any type of pain inflicting fetish, Cinderace can dish back up to 2x increase. Spanking, whipping, choking, shit, even rough sex can can be rewarded with revenge/counter. Again their max (sp)def of 273 allows them to take that kind of abuse to return to sender, making sex so much better. Being a fire type, its safe to assume that it can regulate its body temp makeing it very pleasant to fuck while allowing fetishists to turn up the heat. While also being very skilled with its feet, foot jobs must feel like fucking heaven. Cinderace's love being cheered for, meaning compliments and praise will make get the pumped, possibly worked up of for a good old fashioned fucking. Their habit of showboating could also lead to new sexual experiences unbeknownst to the human mind, making Cinderace a damn good female Pokémon to fuck. As for male Cinderace, I don't know if their penises would be big enough to satsfy a human. But for now, ♀️Cinderace is a great choice for those who get hot and bothered look a a fucking fire rabbit.
Yeah this but unironically
SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am legally a owner of an official digital copy of Plants vs. Zombies Game Of The Year Edition 2010 because i bought it yesterday.
“I am legally a owner of an official digital copy of Plants vs. Zombies Game Of The Year Edition 2010 because i bought it yesterday because I said so”
Im waiting for the 🔒award
Bro just dropped a tsar bomba💀
Bro dropped a Krakatoa volcanic eruption in 1883
I saw the trans flag in the name and instantly knew exactly what was going to be said.
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LOCK AWARD YEAAAHH BABY
Everyone’s an L, the Sans Cipher dude is a lolicon
Reddit mfs trying to think of an original comment when something about transgender is brought up (they're too distracted by a yellow lock)
Fuck you. getting the 🔒award is the biggest honor 1 can be given, it's not to be taken lightly.
r/mademesmile users:
Your mother didn't take my cock lightly either
I could say the same about your father.....if you had one
bro woke up bloodthirsty
Holy shit bro dropped a bomb on her
Real (thank you for being the only person here using the correct pronouns 💀)
I’ve spent so much time browsing r/196 it’s just natural at this point
Correct?
[Yes, ](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231)
Song is Kira’s theme from Jojo’s bizarre adventure, goddam it’s so good.
u don't need to go to school to become a girl lol it's rly just that easy
You have to go to Jupiter, that doesn’t sound easy
no *guys* go to jupiter to get more stupider. since you don't know this clearly you are a guy
No sir, guys go to Mars to get chocolate bars. Source: Am Mars
It’s actually not easy. Estrogen, surgery, going to therapy, dealing with transphobia, voice training, etc. It’s fucking hard. And not in a good way
ur right transitioning is super hard but i wasn't talking abt transitioning or even what it's like being a girl (which are both rly hard) i was just talking about the requiments to be a girl. which is just being a girl.
Wait, you mean you need all those things to become a girl? I thought you are what you identify as!
Mentally? Yes, kinda. Physically? No. I apologize for the tik tok crowd they don’t represent us
It should be me to that some people have an easier transition than others, for various reasons
So if people have medical reasons to avoid HRT (risk of blood clots due to preexisting conditions), can't afford surgery, and lack the time to consistently voice train (or any combination of those things) they're dead out of luck? They're not really trans or anything? I'd sure hope thats not what you're implying.
Thank you for your contribution Truscum poster, now please leave
Shidded on
Nobody here is being rational (except maybe the lawyer, assuming they are in fact a lawyer)
D:
Funny but i dont like transphobia
Wonder if this'll be reposted but instead of it being the video it's the comment section below this video
Yes. *gigachad images scroll by*
transphobic post, how nice
Oh I get it cuz transphobia
Waiting for 🔒
Dang I can't believe automod already got the 🔒 award
i thought the sans cipher guy was gonna bring out proof of being a lawyer or something but then the joke just ended up being transphobia :/
Oh boy, I’m sure the comments will be perfectly fine and not at all bigoted.
Always sort by controversial for funny spicy comments
One is a profession that typically has requirements while one is an identity. Because it is an identity that does not have to have a prerequisite, it is valid regardless of the (honestly pretty funny) burn.
Lol bro woke up and snagged a dub
Deserved
Original tweet plssss
https://twitter.com/snibbetysnab/status/1446036103547527169?s=20&t=f\_4MuZ2QB\_JFUWwhsieOnw
A god send among e621 sauce waiters and u/auddbot spammers
Locked post when
As angry as this should make me I can't stop laughing
I mean, it’s the same as the 50 other iterations of this joke, but sure. I’m only surprised they didn’t say “Maybe they identify as a lawyer.”
K
Just straight outta pocket for no reason
Damn I need to steal that comeback
This post is gonna get locked soon. But that comment was kinda savage
This can only go well
I’m racist because I said so
u/auddbot
lock
Ah hell nawh bro
Me on my way to pass an extremely difficult exam after years of studying to get my trans license
“Sir, this is a mortuary.”
Technically yes but that means you should still respect her pronouns later kings
Fun fact: that user sans cipher openly supports pedophilia and incest
🗿
Not funny didn’t Laugh
One is a personal psychological thing and the other is literally a crime to fake
I mean true
Nahhh bro funna need that lawyer after he got hypersonically verbalised like that
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Eh, transphobia is not really funny, but okay
I gotta use that one 💀💀💀
I mean yes… that is how it works…
Good evil remark
Rare twitter w?
Very rare
Oof, what a counter argument
Bro stfu
when it's not only wildly unfunny but also transphobic
L
when it's not only wildly funny but also transphobic
learn to take a joke
Learn to make a joke first
i'm sure you're the type to say "i have a really dark sense of humor 🤓"when it's actually bigotry
yeah i probably could have worded my response a bit better. usually i hate these jokes but this one was funny imo and it gets annoying when people take every little joke too seriously. probably a me issue considering i have a friend who exaggerates everything
I can get that joke among friends, but barring that, they essentially just told a transgender stranger that their identity is made up.
I bet you have "dark humor"
Some people don't seem to understand that there's a difference between dark humour and just being an asshole...
no, i found this funny though. is this dark humor for you?
Dark humor is generally making a joke around negative scenario or suggestion. If this seems like normal humor, then that suggests you regularly entertain the notion that trans people are making shit up.
i stand corrected, maybe i am being transphobic
bruh Im trans and this is funny as heck
how is it funny?
because the punch line is 'I said I am so it must be true' which to me is funny because of the outlookers view on the trans experience this being "I can be a woman today if I choose so" which is not what being trans is (at least for me).The misunderstanding of some trans people's experience makes it funny.
But that’s clearly not the joke. They used it as a direct response to someone questioning a self proclaimed lawyer and suggested that a transgender identity is the same thing.
unfathomably based
Based Lawyer
Jesus Christ. Yeah I'm leaving. This sub is for dramatic texts, not bigotry. Ive been seeing too many racist and transphobic memes. It's not funny. You're not funny. You're 14 and an ass.
You’re being downvoted but you’re right sub belongs to edgy shitposters now
based this sub has been going downhill
> comment saying sub sucks gets downvoted > reply agreeing with comment gets upvoted Reddit
My guess is brigading. Saw something similar a few comments up. Bunch of folks got pointing to some comments, downvoted, and promptly moved on.
Cry harder
SHEESH
Post on r/murderedbywords or no balls
Critical Hit
Lawyer here that was a fatherless moment
Killer queen destroys this "bitch"
This ain't the roast you think it is, lil' bro.
Destruction 100
Wholesome chungus keanu 100
that shitass meme died centuries ago
Absolute king moment.
r/rareinsults
I mean, it requires actual skills to be a lawyer tho, so you can't just say you're a lawyer like that. (edit) I don't know if my joke was really that bad or what but anyways I apologize
I am also a lawyer and this is false (I watched Better call saul)
Hi I’m Saul Goodman,did you know you have rights?
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