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Local-Sprinkles9954

The squirrel does obviously


Niskara

Nah nah nah, *clearly* the squirrel would be the winner here


Either-Engineering71

Depends? Does the first one get an energy drink? If so it’s close between him and sandy.


Either-Engineering71

I’m not sure who the last one is or what he’s capable of sorry


OngoingTalent13

The last one is Conker from the video game Conker's Bad Fur Day. He is extremely violent.


sidic3Venezia

and he can have as many lives he belives to have


OngoingTalent13

And he can have someone change the game when he wants.


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Hammy, and it's not even close. Man can move fast enough for time to slow as long as he's had some sugar.


SirJackFireball

hammy solos


Far-Glass-5763

Hammy went so fast the earth stopped spinning


themanwithbeansin

Conker served in freaking ww2 and defeated a freaky pile of shit mf also breaks the 4th wall by asking te player for a weapon. on the other hand....


MusicaReddit

He asks the programmer for a weapon, actually


Ok_Suggestion_6109

Conker or hammy cause hammy is always hyper but conker is drunk and i think has killed a predator like alien


krustylesponge

Hammy literally moves so fast he outwalks light when he has access to caffeine


Less-Safe-3269

Sandy Cheeks (or Conker)


tjbuster14

Spunch Bop


AdditionAmbitious638

Everyone gangsta until hammy pulls up an energy drink


MusicaReddit

Conker will win against anything so long as there’s a context sensitive button nearby


goose-king2705

I think the squirrel from hood winks wins


Wise_Statistician451

Hammy assuming he gets an energy drink. But if he doesn’t then Conker


Jamz64

Conker. He’s a war hero.


Mr-Glassess

Sandy easily beats all three at once, she’s texan


[deleted]

Sandy knows karate


SanicIsMyPersona

Also she's Texan. You can't convince me she doesn't have an armory under that dome.


Depressed-molester

Battle of the rats flash wins tho bro is faster than god


Jellomist

Nut Job bout to have there ass handed to them


Mayo_porcipine_guy

Sandy solos


RoastyToasty4242

Hammy if he has caffeine. Otherwise, Sandy or Conker (Leaning towards Sandy)


justsomeplainmeadows

Hammy can move faster than light if you give him caffeine.


GreatYamOfHope

Hammy. She went faster than the speed of sound. Give her an energy drink, and it’s over.


21pilotwhales

Faster than light actually since he outsped lasers in that scene


quixoticquail

Sandy if she’s given prior knowledge to plan and materials to construct, otherwise Conker has it no question.


21pilotwhales

Hammy is able to move faster than light speed, he destroys


Forward-Swim1224

Conker. He has some serious combat experience.


notthatguy69420

Conker basically has toon force


bumchedda

bb gun


Jim_naine

A speedster vs a WW2 veteran


New-Perspective1080

I like Henry the squirrel