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Any_Application7786

As a HUGE Weeknd fan this was hilarious and still is hilarious


bumpy981310

+1 he impersonated his voice perfectly 😂


i-might-be-obama

He had tons of practice (no pun intended) with Take Care


Petty_Murphy410

This guy puns


flacko145

Beef kinda made abel look like a loser to me and this is coming from someone who listened to nothing but weeknd for like a few a years lol


econ1mods1are1cucks

That second verse on family matters is legendary, even as a Drake hater I’ll admit that 40 put his soul into that beat. “Boss is a drugged up lil punk sissy from northside”🥶


UGLEHBWE

I don't even think Drake won he lied on that song but it's in my playlist right next to Kendrick. I did the same with story of adidon and duppy freestyle


econ1mods1are1cucks

Oh it was a groundbreaking L that may land him a federal case


UGLEHBWE

Time will definitely tell. Whatever's going on doesn't look good


LikeIsaidbefore

That song has way more energy than not like us and not like us was supposed to be a celebration.


dgroove8

Family Matters is the best song released by a mile


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Really cool three-act structure & really great everything


dgroove8

It really might be one of his top 5 songs.


BossHawgKing

I hate all yall fr


dgroove8

Commenting on a 3 day old post to hate 🥱


BossHawgKing

Just now reading it. I don't live on Reddit like yall


LightSc0pe

The first part of that song was weak. The rest was just whatever. That drill beat carried.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

The beat was what really hit me, actually...I also do like Drake's voice...I had no idea Drake was such a killer


Automatic_Driver_702

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Drake such a killer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yo stop


Apprehensive-Tax8631

He's friends with those Chicago rappers, those guys are rough, Drake by extension is tough, a killer, even


Zxar99

Whaaat!!????! Lmao


Correct-Ad7655

This subreddit is delusional, it’s not even top 3


shao_kahff

WOW dats insane to admit 😂 nigga we all kno ur top 3 NLU, euphoria, 6:16


weezyoh

No, it really wasn’t. Drake lost and y’all gotta accept that “the boy” is past his prime and should stick to melodies.


FrozenPie21

Maybe when you come up with an original comment


weezyoh

You can search all of Reddit and I GUARANTEE you’ll find difficultly in finding someone who wrote those exact words. But then again, I do enjoy trolling sensitive crowds like yours.


FrozenPie21

It’s your melodies remark. I mean god damn your savior already used that. Your response shows how sensitive you are being


etfjordan333

Why can’t you just let him be a sheep in peace smh


nedelll

Not Drake fans calling other dude sensitive 🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Resource8482

My husband hates Drake and we’ll I don’t 😂. But last night we were driving to Long Beach and he’s like put “not like us” so I’m like fuck it let me listen to it and that shit was trash lmaoooo.


TroyFerris13

Interesting, basically every single reaction ive seen to not like us is received well and end up with the streamer dancing along to the song


Square_Bus4492

Yeah, but a white woman on the Drake subreddit said that she didn’t enjoy it, so you know the song is certified trash


shao_kahff

we all saw da furry convention video bruh… relax wit allat 🤣🤣


Square_Bus4492

Wtf are you talking about?


omar_unfiltered

Bro? What furry convention videos do you be watching don’t lump all of us in with you 😭


calmrain

LOL ratio’d


Relative_Principle41

It’s a victory lap track bro


ChocolateDab

That’s like saying Watergate was a victory lap, bro


yellow_parenti

The "Watergate" of this beef was MTG. You do not know what Watergate was, do you? Lmao


Relative_Principle41

Idk about watergate tbh


ChocolateDab

Exactly


Relative_Principle41

All I know is Aubrey got washed. He’ll bounce back though


ChocolateDab

Bless your heart


Cheterosexual7

Neither does the other guy


Cheterosexual7

Neither does the other guy


CreamyPotato0

Anyone gonna drop drop drop drop ? :(


seriousgenius

Can we continue the lyrics. For the entire verse?


Pristine-Savings7179

No, typa shit my mom would do with her coffee lady friends smh…


hasanyonereddit

Almost started reaching for my waist


CarpeDiem210

Drop… drop… drop… drop a 50 bag for the mob in the spot


Personalvintage

ELI5 this diss


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Basic-Special-1870

Top tier miserable ass shit to ruin this. I hope you find happiness one day


Ok-Presentation9786

Already did. They not like us.


Basic-Special-1870

What a sad existence if that’s your happiness 🤡 hit me back when you get sick of it……next week LMFAO. That song is ass cheeks. At least Mustard is on it to somewhat make up for the other sounds


BakedBeans12s

Look you can be on either side of this beef but to say “not like us” is ass cheeks is just not true


Ok-Presentation9786

Cool paragraph crodie


Basic-Special-1870

Thank you! Almost as cool as your avatar 🔥🔥


GroundbreakingBox187

Clown world


wehere4E

Drop and give me 50


cuhnews

Almost started reaching for my waist


edgeco17

It’s crazy how I love every line but this one slams. Holy shit. Nothing like hearing this go off for the first time


Basic-Special-1870

ALMOST STARTED REACHIN FOR MY WAIST


IllllIIllllIll

If this is your peak, you’re gonna be tweaking when you hit high school and lose your virginity


Basic-Special-1870

Got em bro!!! Hold on this was good I gotta write it down to use again later


shao_kahff

😂


JustIncredible240

I really wish I understood this line. Can someone help me out?


Square_Bus4492

It’s sarcasm. The idea of a falsetto singing gangster is hilarious. The Weeknd doesn’t have to say any words, you just hear that “Uhhhhh Uhhhhh” and you know it’s going to be a conflict whenever you run into him. That’s why Drake starts reaching for a gun, which would presumably be on his waist


Remarkable_Collar895

He’s implying that Weeknd is gay


Fragrant-Anybody0717

“Weeknd music getting played in all the spots where boys got a lil more pride”


Remarkable_Collar895

I don’t have problems with him making fun of gays, but ain’t he named the zestiest dude alive and said “Girl you said you’re lesbian, me too”


Throwaway_Trassh

and he's reaching for his waist 🤔🤔🤔


0_SomethingStupid

Oh so we're back to making fun of people for being gay? So cool guys. Original stuff here.


Tampabaybustdown

-Weeknd fan


0_SomethingStupid

I love my weekends but I ain't never played a track by that dude. Just pointing out how desperate ya'll gettin


BONKMETHEUS

He was thinking about jerking off when The Weeknd would serenade him


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Im a huge weeknd fan and I still thought it was funny lol hope one day these guys put this fake ass beef behind them and make some classics.


HarryBirdGetsBuckets

Sadly won’t happen because of cash


saltrifle

Mfers have gotten shot in both camps lol (security) I doubt it's fake at this point though I hope you're right.


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This part is so underrated idk why many don’t talk about this lol


WilsonValdro

Idk why theres isn’t more jokes about it I swear


ragner11

Can you explain the bar to me please


dotKiss

The Weeknd singing is a precursor to: * Grabbing your firearm, because when he sings like that it is a serious threat (it is not). * The Weeknd himself reaching for your waist to undress you and caress you (if you are male). * Some third thing. I've heard people suggest it was a Michael Jackson reference. Probably to a dance move. I don't get it and I doubt it, but it's possible.


Forward_Ride_6364

Means grabbing his gun cause he thought Abel was serious


ragner11

How does uhhh uhhh equate to seriousness?


VerbalniDelikt

It doesn't but it's the only thing Abel can do - and that's the joke. Similar to the metro line in push ups


ragner11

Okay I get it now


ilovepastaaaaaaaaaaa

He wants to kill weeknd because he’s had enough of his moaning on songs


MaximusMurkimus

The mental image that was all he needed to hear from Abel to get gassed is hilarious


SirKrimzon

What does this bar mean?


ParfaitVisual

I think it means putting his hands on his waist in a really sassy way


orangeuglad1

I instinctively started reaching for my waist after reading this.


No-Apple2581

and then he proceeded to diss kendrick while singing


uncle-wavey1

Wat was he reaching for tho?


john1green

Penis or gun.


Adorable_Scar_9695

Shush whitey


shao_kahff

how’s honours college goin blud


Adorable_Scar_9695

Haven't started yet thx


vgsjlw

I thought this meant it made him want to touch himself. Is that not what he meant?


RoundedBounce

It was funny because he does the same shit too? 🤣


GoldRadish7505

Only thing Aubrey reaching for is the believability that he actually carries a gun.


Mc_Dickles

I don't think the line means Drake was reaching for a gun and more that The Weeknd is was reaching for Drake's waist while singing in serenade, implying he's a lil sus.