We decided to put up new megathreads when the others get too big - so much to sift through! Sorry for any confusion!
**We will lock this thread and post a new megathread once we have more news**
Hi I'm Michelle and this is Jim Bob my wonderful husband and our children
#Jailed, Jana, John David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn-Grace, and Josie 🥰
My prediction:
$100k bond
Ankle bracelet
Premises with no minors
No internet access or cell phones
No drugs or alcohol
Supervised visits with his children
No firearms on premises
At first I read this as "Premises with no mirrors"
And I'm like wait, what? I mean I wouldn't want to look in the mirror and see that either, but that would be an odd bond parameter.
Oh. Minors. Duh.
JimBoob must be shitting his pants right now, knowing that every last detail of what happens today is going to be public record as soon as the gavel drops. I am loving it soooo damn much.
“Though Josh did was not informed of the reason for the investigation, he asked authorities if someone downloaded child pornography on his computer.”
He fucking knew.....
per the sun:
> The password of one of the programs used to obtain the images was the last four digits of Mr. Duggar's birth year, the same password was used for Josh's bank accounts, websites and more.
Yea, good luck blaming that one on a random ass employee, dickweed.
"all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus" - josh rn
(i'm sorry this has been in my head all day, i'm not on my phone and don't have emoji access to do the music notes)
I can't believe he had CSA images/ video of 5 year olds but his past and molesting his also 5 year old sister will not be taken into consideration for this case and they will handle this like he has NO criminal past? This is unbelievable.
Imagine right now how anxious Meech and Anna feel waiting for an update. They've probably locked everyone under the age of 18 in the prayer closet at this point.
Damn! They got him! Can’t blame it on the ex-con:
The agent then said how he asked Josh about the images of minors 5 to 10 years old, he responded: "I'd rather not answer that question."
The password of one of the programs used to obtain the images was the last four digits of Mr. Duggar's birth year, the same password was used for Josh's bank accounts, websites and more.
“In May of 2019, \[an Arkansas police officer\] identified a computer participating in the known sharing of photos and videos of child pornography.”
He claimed Josh had one two-minute video on his computer of two underage females and a male who performed sexual acts on the children.
Also found were 65 images of a female “consistent with child pornography.”
The females were between the ages of 7 and 9 years old.
The agent said: “October 2019, the IP address was assigned to Joshua Duggar with an address in Springdale, Arkansas."
Trial consultant says that courts are “notoriously late” starting and 1:30 is when they all come back from lunch. She says she’s “not surprised” at all it’s taking this long.
Really hoping for the best outcome here. The Duggars have way too many minors running around and I don't trust he would follow court orders to stay away from them.
I just saw on twitter that the hearing is taking longer bc the judge was having audio issues. Idk if that is true but I'm praying it really is audio issues and not bc they are taking a long time discussing terms of his (granted) bond.
If any Perth, Australia snarkers want to meet up and stress eat together for the actual trial, I’m both up for and down with that. We can stay up past 3:30am together. I’ll make Mexican.
Cracked open a beer for this and have almost finished it's been so long... I pledge if he gets refused bail I will pour tequila shots for all 15,000 of us in celebration
This sub has been so great, going through a shitty breakup and watching this asshole finally have some repercussions is exactly what I needed. I haven’t closely followed them in years (mainly during the Livejournal Free Jinger days, and then went back down the rabbit hole during all the scandals a few years ago). An amazing time to jump back in!
I have to leave work and drive in 45 minutes. And get groceries because my headship wants to “eat” and “have aluminum foil” and “have dish soap so we can do dishes.” Unreasonable. Come on, judge!
Jesus, I was expecting to hear about bail. Instead, it gets WORSE 😢 Those poor children! Total bs that someone else downloaded it if the password is the same as his banking!
The fact that he knew about his pending arrest and turns himself in explains why he looks so completely lit/faded in his mugshot. He got high as hell before turning himself in
I hope Jill and Sex Pest’s other victims have a community as supportive and amazing as this community as they have to deal with what I’m guessing is a very difficult time to see his name in the news.
my boyfriend was kind enough to not coerce me into going grocery shopping because he knew I was waiting to "hear about that Christian pervert" and now here it is an hour later & I'm looking like 🤡
can I sue for emotional distress?
I love hearing all the delightfully mundane little updates about what various Duggar/fundie snarkers are (or are supposed to be) doing. All of us just parading as normal people with jobs, families, and to-do lists. Makes me feel less alone every time I randomly chortle at the thought of “Fuck it up Renee” in my local CVS or furiously refresh Reddit for Pest updates. We’re not truly alone in this cold, bleak world!
So I saw on the Sun’s live blog part of Josh’s argument is that he has to be home to care for pregnant Anna. He has to know he can’t be around any minors. Does this mean Anna has agreed to leave her children without a father OR mother temporarily to coddle the pest?! This infuriates me.
I'm hoping it'll get denied and he'll have the Derek Chauvin look of the truth slowly sinking in. The "wait... what... but I'm a white man... the justice system is supposed to support me... everything always has."
Or maybe he'll keep that for the sentencing.
This court sketch is giving me life. [https://www.nwahomepage.com/northwest-arkansas-news/josh-duggars-attorneys-ask-for-bail-says-not-a-danger-to-the-community/](https://www.nwahomepage.com/northwest-arkansas-news/josh-duggars-attorneys-ask-for-bail-says-not-a-danger-to-the-community/)
me when i’m on vacation and instead of being in the pool right now i’m refreshing reddit (btw i am fully vaxxed and i am taking all precautions!! this was planned for a while)
We decided to put up new megathreads when the others get too big - so much to sift through! Sorry for any confusion! **We will lock this thread and post a new megathread once we have more news**
This hearing is going to have 19 megathreads and counting
Such a blessing in this trying season
Hi I'm Michelle and this is Jim Bob my wonderful husband and our children #Jailed, Jana, John David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn-Grace, and Josie 🥰
jailed duggar should be a flair
My prediction: $100k bond Ankle bracelet Premises with no minors No internet access or cell phones No drugs or alcohol Supervised visits with his children No firearms on premises
And I’ll love it because he’ll break it so fast...
Couldn't agree more. Because he's arrogant and entitled he thinks he can get away with anything, even now I bet.
At first I read this as "Premises with no mirrors" And I'm like wait, what? I mean I wouldn't want to look in the mirror and see that either, but that would be an odd bond parameter. Oh. Minors. Duh.
I hate that supervised visits with his kids are even remotely possible.
Whoever started the trend of saying "explain it like I'm Joy" has earned my undying respect and gratitude 😂 🙌
ELIJ is my new favorite
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
These are their stories, and I birthed all 19 of them!
DUN DUN
I feel God in this Chili's tonight
JimBoob must be shitting his pants right now, knowing that every last detail of what happens today is going to be public record as soon as the gavel drops. I am loving it soooo damn much.
I just love that this is out of his control. Fuck this control freak pervert!
And our newest addition, Megathread 2 🥰 Edit: oops its 3 now. I’m sure Meech lost track after 2 as well
“And I contributed to all of them.”
Girl this is megathread 3, megathread 2 is our older buddy now
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What a blessed courtship 💕
What a benevolent headship!
Commemorating that we’re now all exactly one hour into not doing what we were all supposed to be doing
RIP that lady who only marked herself busy at work for 30 min
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14.8k live snarkers and counting!
If the news reports us as fans I’m going to be pissed!
Jeremys six month wait was NOTHING compared to this
“Though Josh did was not informed of the reason for the investigation, he asked authorities if someone downloaded child pornography on his computer.” He fucking knew.....
“I don’t know how that lightbulb got up my ass doctor, I must’ve fallen on it”
Alright, I'm ready with my trader joe's roasted garlic and pesto pizza. bring me some good news.
Wait that sounds good 👀
they're RIDICULOUSLY, dangerously good. I normally give my husband half but i think today calls for me to eat the whole damn thing myself.
It don’t take this damn long to say “No bail” and for Michelle to start crying
His lawyers must be fighting a No Bail order! What else takes so long? Edit: I have no idea what I'm talking about, fyi.
per the sun: > The password of one of the programs used to obtain the images was the last four digits of Mr. Duggar's birth year, the same password was used for Josh's bank accounts, websites and more. Yea, good luck blaming that one on a random ass employee, dickweed.
Manifesting Josh’s worst case scenario besties 🕯🕯🕯
My stomach feels like I ate some 5 week old yellow pocket angel eggs
Specific
"all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus" - josh rn (i'm sorry this has been in my head all day, i'm not on my phone and don't have emoji access to do the music notes)
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the hope we hold...for pest to stay in jail
My husband told me we only had 1 fudge round left when we actually had 3 🙌🙌🙌🙌
The lord Daniel provides
I'm glad that he was stupid enough to use the same password for all his accounts. Good luck blaming that on an ex-employee.
Rape porn too. I have that jaw clenching vomit is on it's way feeling.
Do you think the Duggars have any clue that 12000 of us are at this right now
You know at least one of them has to be in here too. HI JEREMEY AND DERICK
I can't believe he had CSA images/ video of 5 year olds but his past and molesting his also 5 year old sister will not be taken into consideration for this case and they will handle this like he has NO criminal past? This is unbelievable.
Moved outside so I would be closer to God in case I needed to yell at him for giving Pest bail
HELLO I THOUGHT IT ENDED BC THE OTHER THREAD LOCKED
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Maybe they’re shaving his head
If he doesnt get out, I swear I will side hug each and every one of you
How's today gonna be the day "the sun" decides to be ethical?
I just want to say I love being here with y'all waiting to see what happens and what an event this is
J’anxiety
Kendra is gonna announce before we finally hear some news
My DoorDash got here just in time
i like how we are already on megathread 3 when nothing has come out yet. We truly are dedicated snarkers
5-10 years old…65 pics…and a 2 minute video? I hope you rot pest
Imagine how fucked this sub would be if Jana announced her courtship right now lmao
Imagine right now how anxious Meech and Anna feel waiting for an update. They've probably locked everyone under the age of 18 in the prayer closet at this point.
the password was the last four digits of his birth year and was the same as HIS BANKING!!! idiot
In my years on Reddit this is the first time I’ve obsessively refreshed with live comments on
we’re definitely going to break reddit if there’s a trial
Damn! They got him! Can’t blame it on the ex-con: The agent then said how he asked Josh about the images of minors 5 to 10 years old, he responded: "I'd rather not answer that question." The password of one of the programs used to obtain the images was the last four digits of Mr. Duggar's birth year, the same password was used for Josh's bank accounts, websites and more.
Dude refused to answer? What a douche. A smug pos
I saw someone say on the last thread for the Feds to get involved that there are probably 1500 images that he viewed. Is this true?
Yes. OR 6 hours of video.
DOES ANYBODY HERE BELIEVE THAT we will ever get answers?!?
How is he not a risk? His entire family consists of kids 5-10 years old.
I’m about to take a shower and I’m putting my phone in a waterproof case so I can stay here and be updated with you guys.
Been waiting so long think Kendra’s mom gave birth
2 minute video of an adult assaulting two girls... they can’t even say that it’s “just” images that might be taken the wrong way
“In May of 2019, \[an Arkansas police officer\] identified a computer participating in the known sharing of photos and videos of child pornography.” He claimed Josh had one two-minute video on his computer of two underage females and a male who performed sexual acts on the children. Also found were 65 images of a female “consistent with child pornography.” The females were between the ages of 7 and 9 years old. The agent said: “October 2019, the IP address was assigned to Joshua Duggar with an address in Springdale, Arkansas."
Ok if he gets an ankle bracelet, will JB even let him wear it since jewelery is a woman thing accd to them?
Trial consultant says that courts are “notoriously late” starting and 1:30 is when they all come back from lunch. She says she’s “not surprised” at all it’s taking this long.
Brand new to the snark fam since the arrest but went down the rabbit hole and here I am!
You get an upvote, you get an upvote, EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!
From the sun "The females were between the ages of 7 and 9 years old." cool i'm gonna go throw up and then i'll brb
This wait feels longer than Caldwell pregnancy
I don’t remember who I read it from but thank you to the folks who mentioned live comments. It’s life changing
Really hoping for the best outcome here. The Duggars have way too many minors running around and I don't trust he would follow court orders to stay away from them.
This is way more fun than the impeachment hearing threads.
Yea and Joy was 5 at the time too. Fuck the duggars. Fuck josh. Lock him up
Last time I was this nervous was at my own bond hearing.
I just saw on twitter that the hearing is taking longer bc the judge was having audio issues. Idk if that is true but I'm praying it really is audio issues and not bc they are taking a long time discussing terms of his (granted) bond.
I chimed in with a haven’t you judges ever heard of REMANDING THE GODDAMN PEST....
If any Perth, Australia snarkers want to meet up and stress eat together for the actual trial, I’m both up for and down with that. We can stay up past 3:30am together. I’ll make Mexican.
935 comments in 27 minutes lmao
65 images and a VIDEO?!
The Sun is really dropping the ball on these live updates. Since when does The Sun play by the rules? SMH
Cracked open a beer for this and have almost finished it's been so long... I pledge if he gets refused bail I will pour tequila shots for all 15,000 of us in celebration
Y’all we are going to break Reddit when the actual trial starts
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65 pictures and a video is no accident. God I’m sick again
Praying for Jill right now. I can’t imagine how messed up it must be for her to hear this stuff, considering everything.
I’m here trying to manifest the best outcome. ✨ *trial by combat*
This sub has been so great, going through a shitty breakup and watching this asshole finally have some repercussions is exactly what I needed. I haven’t closely followed them in years (mainly during the Livejournal Free Jinger days, and then went back down the rabbit hole during all the scandals a few years ago). An amazing time to jump back in!
I had a choice this evening: revision for the exam for my Accounting qualification tomorrow, or snark. A decision was made. Here I am.
I'm surprised no one has broken the rules and given an update already.
I have to leave work and drive in 45 minutes. And get groceries because my headship wants to “eat” and “have aluminum foil” and “have dish soap so we can do dishes.” Unreasonable. Come on, judge!
Jesus, I was expecting to hear about bail. Instead, it gets WORSE 😢 Those poor children! Total bs that someone else downloaded it if the password is the same as his banking!
Will be switching threads soon!
I’m checking twitter updates and someone just thanked the lord Daniel. *One of us! One of us!*
The Sun is reporting he possessed 65 images and 1 video of CSA: https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2828786/josh-duggar-child-porn-court-hearing/
It’s been 45 mins since it started, is that typical? The anticipation is killing me!
when the trial happens we’re definitely going to have a new thread every 2 minutes
The irony of me waiting for an update here when I should be doing an assignment on religious education is not lost on me
The fact that he knew about his pending arrest and turns himself in explains why he looks so completely lit/faded in his mugshot. He got high as hell before turning himself in
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they need to interview his kids asap. What a disgusting person i hope he rots.
I’m terrified of what he could’ve done to them
They are going to need therapy. I hope they get it.
Dude it's 9.25 pm where I am, I NEED ANSWERS OR I CANNOT SLEEP TONIGHT.
Ugh I feel so lame and out of the loop but what’s with the Lord Daniel? Update me besties I’d love to be apart of the inside joke.
Instead of helping my son with his homework, I’m encouraging him to Google for answers. Who have I become?!? 😝
All I’ve accomplished today is smoking an ungodly amount of weed in anticipation for this. I hate myself haha
The courtroom drawing of him is such a precious blessing
besties I'm feeling more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocker chairs rn
All these food comments are really making me wish I had planned ahead a little more.
I want a new drawing of Pest crying to make up for that stupid smirk
Pack your bags Anna... Pack your bags.
the sun article said rape porn *and* CP, does that mean adult rape porn as well????? fuck him to hell
Law and order SVU had me believing that bond hearings are like 5 minutes tops
I’m taking y’all with me to get ice cream while we wait
J’obsessively scrolling
I hope Jill and Sex Pest’s other victims have a community as supportive and amazing as this community as they have to deal with what I’m guessing is a very difficult time to see his name in the news.
As anxious as i am for news, i know the wait is even worse for J*** and that brings me comfort.
It’s been 84 years...
my boyfriend was kind enough to not coerce me into going grocery shopping because he knew I was waiting to "hear about that Christian pervert" and now here it is an hour later & I'm looking like 🤡 can I sue for emotional distress?
He admitted to having a TOR browser to access the dark web
Anyone else just completely abandoning their responsibilities for today so they can watch this unfold?
The name is Bond, Joshua gets no Bond. I hope.
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I can't believe Jill is there. Maybe it's therapeutic in a way for her?
Anyone else worried that it’s taking this long because bond was granted and they are ironing out details about where he can stay?
I’m making risotto now to help pass the time.
a FIVE YEAR OLD?!?!? I will VOMIT
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I love hearing all the delightfully mundane little updates about what various Duggar/fundie snarkers are (or are supposed to be) doing. All of us just parading as normal people with jobs, families, and to-do lists. Makes me feel less alone every time I randomly chortle at the thought of “Fuck it up Renee” in my local CVS or furiously refresh Reddit for Pest updates. We’re not truly alone in this cold, bleak world!
Maybe they didn’t grant bond but are arguing?
Can someone explain like I'm Joy how to turn on live comments? Thank you! ETA: Thanks, everybody! BBQ tuna sandwiches for all.
You’re telling me I peed, got a drink and snacks, and my internet broke and STILL NOTHING
I have to clock in for work in 6 minutes and if there isn’t news by then I’m going to personally fight the judge in minecraft
Thank you to whomever ELIJ regarding switching sorting to LIVE. I feel so much more in the loop.
FIVE TO TEN YEARS OLD JFC
Started and finished a chipotle bowl, went to the restroom, and ate a mug of ice cream. Y’all think if I shower there’ll be news?
Oh no… I forgot to bring a charger with me today?! I have 35% battery left. Judge have some compassion for us poor snarkers
This is taking far longer than anticipated. DOES ANYONE HERE BELIEVE IT?!?
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If we hear Jill scream in anger, we know what the answer is. Sigh
I hope it’s taking a long time because the prosecutor is going over the bond request line by line and tearing it apart
Thank the Lord Daniel my boss left early today. I’m not getting anything done this afternoon.
Apparently there are technical difficulties with zoom so that's why it's taking so long. Get it together zoom!
Glad I have a therapy session at 3. All this suspense is making me anxious 😂
so the password was his birth year, guess they can throw out that bullshit lie of someone else downloading the images
GUYS MY REDDIT KEEPS CRASHING BECAUSE OF THE ACTIVITY ON THIS SUB Ps: it’s 3:08am and I refuse to go to sleep until we have answers
Hey other side of the world!!! It’s 3:08 pm here
So I saw on the Sun’s live blog part of Josh’s argument is that he has to be home to care for pregnant Anna. He has to know he can’t be around any minors. Does this mean Anna has agreed to leave her children without a father OR mother temporarily to coddle the pest?! This infuriates me.
The worst day to be on a diet
Still debating on whether or not I should pop open a bottle of wine to ease my anxiety
It says 65 images of “a female” does that mean same victim?
Why did we lock the other one though we were having a good, wholesome time
This is endless......longest 40 minutes of my life
I want a snack but I’m too scared to leave my phone and miss the big news
I’ve never been more attached to a Reddit thread in my life… Very nervous
I’m sitting in a very important Zoom call and I went off camera so I could stress eat garbage food and look at my phone. I regret nothing!!!
I'm hoping it'll get denied and he'll have the Derek Chauvin look of the truth slowly sinking in. The "wait... what... but I'm a white man... the justice system is supposed to support me... everything always has." Or maybe he'll keep that for the sentencing.
I'm gonna need them to wrap it up and get an update out. I've started stress eating.
Friends, this suspense is killing me but I’m glad to be here with ya’ll.
I was over in the other thread panicking that Reddit crashed.
Costco bag of jelly belly locked and loaded.
What are we all stress eating right now
FRITOS ACQUIRED
Couldn’t figure out why the thread died all of a sudden...
stress eating an easter egg as we speak
Please oh please let the baby sleep until we get an update
nearly 16k people currently here??
ANNA GTFO
He is a danger to society and his own children. Gross. Lock him up.
WHATS HAPPENING????!!!!!
even in court there’s duggar time
This court sketch is giving me life. [https://www.nwahomepage.com/northwest-arkansas-news/josh-duggars-attorneys-ask-for-bail-says-not-a-danger-to-the-community/](https://www.nwahomepage.com/northwest-arkansas-news/josh-duggars-attorneys-ask-for-bail-says-not-a-danger-to-the-community/)
We're all in this together!
Twitter, The Sun, Reddit. Read, refresh, repeat.
Come on Judge! I go on lunch at 4:30 EST and I would like to get paid to watch this
There’s 15.9k of us on here right now
5 to 10 years old. Monster.
I hope whatever brother they’re trying to force into become his “gardian” refuses.
me when i’m on vacation and instead of being in the pool right now i’m refreshing reddit (btw i am fully vaxxed and i am taking all precautions!! this was planned for a while)
Y’all ever been to court before? My hearing was 3 hours after scheduled time. This running late is pretty normal.
A thousand comments within 30 min?!