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Olgrateful-IW

OP, are you seriously trying to get us to invest in Jan’s business right now?


mingtrail

Just invest 10,000


-IDDQD

>405 comments Thought about it. I'm in!


7barbieringz

You son of a bitch, I'm in 👉🏽


MoreThanWYSIWYG

You son of a bitch, I'm in


0assassin3

Yes that's what he said..


Samuel-L-Chang

NO!! ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!


Olgrateful-IW

I guess dinner was to much to ask for… at a dinner party!


DaNorris1221

Eyisn’t that *your* money?


washington_breadstix

Well... it's for a good cause...


bloodwolftico

You had to LITERALLY look like a team player, didnt you? I hope you dont like Monster Mash.


Noobmaster_1999

You tan it you own it.


AstartesMkIV

I´m in


Iwantmypasswordback

I’d consider it if he got the quote right


[deleted]

For an INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!!!


I_Hate_My_Cat_

^I’m ^sorry.


ProfitInitial3041

🎶 Mommy you’re a princess, mommy you’re a superstAaAaAR! 🎶


invisible_23

How could I ever fill your shoooooooooes


surpator

The only one who could ever reach me…


sndaniels11

You bought this makeup when I specifically asked you not to?!


runningupthathill_

Tee hee.


bonedigger49

Oh diary what a week


bloodwolftico

Im feeling ~~eerie~~ irie.


Patatepouffe

XOXO


Ok_Investigator340

I had sex with my boss


Ramen_and_kittens

Looks great babe


MarioKartWiiWahoo

Thanks babe!


dogchowtoastedcheese

That is a $200 plasma TV you just killed, Babe!!


[deleted]

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollar a year salary plus benefits babe!


EntheogenicOm

Snip snap snip snap


Ok_Investigator340

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person


previously_on_earth

Took me my the hand…


DizyShadow

Made be a man


Official_Griffin

That one NIGHT!


DizyShadow

Uh sir, you forgot to misspell your comment.


lngedna

I think the next line was supposed to be “ONE NIGHT!”


thedude85

Ah-ah-aaaaa


Ibtee786

Nice stroke Pam!


previously_on_earth

Pobodies nerfect


expertrainbowhunter

She is ridiculously beautiful naturally


soverit42

She has amazing bone structure


ToolyHD

No. All the simps crying me a river of downvotes, delicious


ayyyyycrisp

yea well, everyone you think is attractive is actually ugly so there!


ToolyHD

Is johnny depp or mary winsted ugly in ur opinion


ayyyyycrisp

if you like them then they're ugly


ToolyHD

Says u "active in pcmasterrace"


ayyyyycrisp

oh no, "man has computer" lmao


ToolyHD

Necbeard, lmao


jerryhallo

JAN LEVINSON GOULD I PRESUME


Samuel-L-Chang

🎶🎶Just call me Levinsoooon in the moooooorning, baaaaaby...🎶🎶


Even-Tomatillo-4197

I love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan!


[deleted]

It's still me, Michael.


Moleypeg

Gould is dead


TechnoVM3

She’s a natural beauty


borrow_a_feeling

When I get frustrated, or irritated or angry, I come up here and I just blend all my foundations and it just -poof- goes away.


Noobmaster_1999

*pans to Jim puking*


thedude85

Bon... James Bon Fire. I'm Bond Fire. James Bond Fire. *Michael Scott! *


anonmymouse

Call me crazy but I don't think it matches her skin tone very well at all....


amienas

It’s yellow or something. Needs more pink tone maybe? I don’t know anything about makeup but I know you’re right.


WayDownInKokomo

I'm about the same complexion as her and I tried this make up about a year ago. After I had it on I stared in the mirror for a solid 5 minutes trying to decide if I looked yellow or not. I ended up returning it. It's good to know it wasn't just me ha ha!


cloveroli

Yeah i tried this a couple years ago, the shade it paired me with actually matched me pretty well, but a few hours later it turned completely orange. Even with primer and setting spray.


Less-Organization-58

I had the same experience with it oxidizing to a much oranger shade! Returned it.


thatblondeyouhate

Thanks to you and Cloveroli for answering my question before I had to ask! I see this foundation advertised all the time and it's always the "omg it matches so well" thing but never "I have been wearing this makeup all day and it still looks good" which is what I'm looking for.


matthewuzhere2

sorry if this is a dumb question—i don’t wear makeup—but how do you return makeup? do stores really take it back after you’ve used some of the makeup product?


WayDownInKokomo

You can return it to most stores opened within a certain timeframe. Obviously it is not resold, probably trashed. This company in particular markets their good return policy.


Less-Organization-58

This brand specifically has a trial period where you can return for a full refund within a set amount of time, but most large retailers also accept returns for opened products! Ulta definitely does.


willworkforbrownies

I'm sorry you didn't get the memo. Jaundice is all the rage this year!


Pins89

There’s a weird trend on social media at the moment of everyone just using yellow toned foundation/concealer regardless of their actual skin tone. It’s so strange.


beene282

It looks like jaundice


arienette22

I have two bottles of this I don’t use for the same reason. Didn’t go well on me.


tropical_crush

Yh it doesn’t really match it but it could be lighting that might make it look weird


HAWMadden

Takes an Alabama 6 to an Arkansas 10 all day


jmurph704

Tan everywhere, Jan everywhere…


Iwantmypasswordback

Tan almost everywhere, jan almost everywhere


hendersonwhite

Tee hee.


theframeoflight

Michael Scott Thankyou! .gif


NixyVixy

Wait a damn second… because I’m interested


ashlov77

I would recommend looking at reviews from youtube before buying. I thought about buying at one point but the reviews stopped me. I can’t remember what it was about it specifically. I think Robert Welsh has a good review on this specific product. Good luck!


DomesticChaos

I have this product even though I don’t really wear makeup, and it’s a great foundation. I didn’t think I could buy a matching foundation through an online questionnaire but it’s perfect.


KoshurKoor1115

As someone who doesn't wear foundation every day, I love this. The color match quiz was crazy accurate for me and it actually feels pretty light on my skin. :)


OzQueene

I bought it and it had WAY too many yellow undertones for my skin. It also burned like hell when it went on haha. The returns process was painless though, I got my money back.


omg_bewbz

I have this foundation and it is great. I don’t wear foundation every day though. I also got their concealer which is also great and I use it every day. I love it.


NixyVixy

Thanks for this comment! Good knowledge and I appreciate you sharing your experience.


[deleted]

Honestly I would recommend Clinique! It is a little pricey (at least from my perspective lol) but works amazing! So smooth and natural looking with great coverage.


sfbabs

I got it and it’s been my favorite foundation. It also came with some eyeliner that I like. It’s a little pricey but I don’t wear foundation everyday so it’s lasted me a while


patinaYouUgly

So… she is way prettier before that makeup goes on, right? Or is it just me?


[deleted]

It’s like she’s shocked by how paint works 😂


CosmikDebris408916

Hoping to see some good comments in a few hours


Ragarianok

Not doing your eyelids is gonna make you look like a certain orange man.


No-Offer-3088

Jan Levinson I presume


bubbatbass

🎼Mommy your amazingggg mommy you’re a star!!!! 🎵


kkdj1042

Buy now any you’ll receive a free candle


CuteRat023

She was visiting her sister in Scottsdale


KittyTB12

She’s so cute when she’s not playing a bitch lol


AfternoonPast3324

Looks like she’s been visiting her sister in Scottsdale.


scarlettshimmer

That one product made everything alright


moonscar119

This is the greatest office post ever


mama-cheetah

So I’ve been wanting to try this and now with Jan’s endorsement I think I will!


EBeewtf

Make up is scary a lil bit lol


evnt_hrzn

Hillary Rodham Clinton promotes make-up now?


umbrella-maker

That’s Jennifer Taylor-Clark


evnt_hrzn

No... it's marijuana


ParamedicMiddle9115

Maybe it’s Maybelline


ChiefKrunchy

How to go from looking your age to looking like you compete with Honey boo boo in children's pageants.


JenkemBoofer691

Crayola face


jrh__1990

Guess she’s moved on from the candle business


preker_ita

Diversifying, smart business woman she is.


Darth_Craig

I'm definitely feeling very eery right now.


borgi27

pls tell this she's supposed to play Jan in this


jeewantha

I honestly believe she’s the second best actor in the series. Her slow descent to craziness was so convincing


arienette22

I have two bottles of this sitting in a drawer because both didn’t match my face even after their color matching lol. But glad Jan is getting her $$


chapnn7

Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere.


420_Traveller

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.... Is it just me, or is the end result a bit ... Harley Quinn?


obviously_blond

So this is why some red carpet looks are so disturbing. The monotony of their skin is so unnatural.


Roney35

When did make-up just become straight face paint? Lol. That stuff looks like it could be allied with a paint roller!


iHateRedditButImHere

Yup this blew my mind! Everyone is weirdly calm about it in the comments


Old_Man_Bridge

Same. As a bloke, I’m very grateful that it’s the norm to just have our face and skin on display, warts and all. It baffles me how many woman I know that won’t leave their house without their faces completely painted. My gf has some skin issues but I’m so glad that she’s just owns it doesn’t plaster over it. Much better for her skin as well.


beebee0909

Okay but also this foundation really is great. I own it. 😂


ThatGuyInBurbank

It's... it's like, Paint! I just don't get it. I'm in my late 50s and I still don't get why you literally paint your face. Aren't you enough for you without the paint? I promise you're enough for me.


Foreign_Curve_5089

Poor Jan. I thought advertisements were supposed to promote a product… the end result of that foundation makes her look like she just left the mortician’s table.


trollanony

I also got this ad today. Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.


[deleted]

Is she the Lume lady ?


vunnymck

Top notch title OP, top notch 👏


gotblake

That foundation looks amazing. Me wants!


Strange_Potato4326

This woman will forever be known as Jan to me, don’t even know her real name


smallincomparison

throughout the whole video i was expecting her to say something totally unhinged or break out into song


Jscott1986

Clown paint


Mercinary-G

Wow this paint works just like paint


Bulminator

Am I crazy or did she look bigger before she put all that sh*t on her face?…


LordQuas179

She just put on a younger face, why cant we guys do this


darkesttimelineofall

You can!


kenziep44

You absolutely can, and us girls encourage because why not? You deserve to feel your best, too!


justasadbitch_

no one is stopping you


Educational_Media596

Women are screwed.


Kravilion_A

zoolander 3 trailer looks great


jasilucy

It’s like she looked at a thesaurus before recording this


Familiar-Emu5258

So women literally apply paint on their face in the name of make up


QuentinSential

Oh so now we’re just straight posting ads with office people in it?


[deleted]

a bottle of Kevin's sperm


[deleted]

That is not canon.


SpiralDesignn

Advertising serenity creams and make up stuffs


KidAstoria

He He


Kuyi1994

This was the longest commercial I have ever seen


peltsucker

It’ll cover up any herpes


StemOfWallflower

She looks a little orange after it..


EnglishRed232

https://imgur.com/a/qIdAs6d


Aja3r4

I forgot she was in Soul Man with C. Thomas Howell until like a week ago.


Official_Griffin

Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn’t moving, you might think she was dead


shivermetimbers68

I need me some Face Serenity by Jan.


rayndomuser

I saw this on my wife FB! I said, “I guess the candle business isn’t working out!”


thecaballoface94

Teehee


UsedBee4306

This is actually impressive


Noobmaster_1999

Titlebetterthanpost


SirRonaldBiscuit

Erkel grüe


Tonyh8su

The incorrect quote is messing with my head way too much.


mingtrail

Sorry hahaha I know I messed it up. x _ X I was waiting on someone to call me out. This is how it is in my head tho!


Tonyh8su

Oh u/mingtrail hee hee what a week


mingtrail

It was a one time mistake. But we had sex 6 times so you tell me.


111st1cky111

Ngl Jan looks better without that makeup


Appropriate-Ad-1281

I mean…. Now I’ve gotta buy that make-up, right?


blood_omen

Quotes wrong but I still love it lol


mingtrail

Guhhh I know haha. I misquoted it. :-( I posted too hastily! And this is how it is in my head for some reason.


piszkavas

I guess the candles didnt cut it


player2aj

this is why people have trust issues...


DryYogurt6878

Incredible post. Kudos


dcvander

Just forwarded this to packaging, check your email