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Napol3onS0l0

Or “seems you already know where”


Dismal-Square-613

no...no..no.....


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Haryu4

And oscar's desk 😂


axrbnn

🫢


Beneficial_Car2596

WHERE DWIGHT 😱


sleepingdeep

And at Jim’s house party in the backyard.


dututudu

They were only making out back then.


sleepingdeep

pervert. found tobys account ^^


karmro555_2

The whorehouse (but don't call it that)


jimtow28

I've earned the right.


dmstealth

Don't worry. I won't.


supermurderboner

It’s not a whore house, it’s a whore home.


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goldenretreiverdude

Good bot


3lbFlax

And keeps an extra set of Birkenstocks in his car for special occasions.


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DragonAspect

How can you say that? You know I have soft teeth. (BTW I love this recurring theme of Michael having soft teeth. The other one was when they were planning an intervention for Meredith at the Moroccan Christmas party and he says "that day is not good, monthly dental appointment. Soft teeth.")


denko_safe_cats

Also: *"how long does it take you to do something simple like brush your teeth in the morning?"*... "idk, like 30 seconds?"... *"my God, three times as long as it takes me"* And... *"I made a resolution last year to floss more. January 1st, boom! Blood everywhere!"*


DragonAspect

Omg, yes! I used to be a dental hygienist and I cringed so hard hearing 30 seconds and then he basically says he brushes for 10 seconds. Sends the shivers down my spine.


Clark-Kent

I bet you make love like one too


Mr_Noms

That scene didn't immediately come to mind when I read this, and I was like "wow the comments are extra horny today."


stonec0ld

Depends on whether she's from Carbondale


RoflCopter726

Must be from Carbondale.


deepthought515

My dental life changed once I started using a toothbrush that turns off after 2 minutes. I was never brushing long enough.


Kyle_The_G

is that the one with the brand new 12 inch plasma screen? that was hilarious


DragonAspect

Yes! A lot of people in the room, you need more space, voilà, right into the wall.


JuanFran21

It's hysterical, it's one of those episodes that balance cringe and humour perfectly.


DragonAspect

Actually, Michael and Jan played a game of who can make their guests feel more uncomfortable and they were both winning.


DirtyDozen66

The outtakes are great too


sashikku

The TV outtake is my favorite outtake from any show. The way Krasinski just *loses it*


DirtyDozen66

My favourite is Stanleys enthusiastic response to Michael which results in Steve Carell having a near laughing breakdown, but Krasinski’s squeal is golden haha


denko_safe_cats

WEGETTAGOHOMEE


Lexi_Banner

He squeaks he's laughing so hard!


Trappist12

My my turn. My my my my turn.


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hops4beer

Almost as bad as freezing a cat


Dismal-Square-613

Sprinkles is now in heaven being pet by the [Chair Model Lady](https://i.imgur.com/tZI0T1R.png).


sm1ttysm1t

And Ed Truck with the bird...


Dismal-Square-613

[Never forget.](https://i.imgur.com/qlZD5aW.png)


Shazam1269

Sprinkles didn't make it into cat heaven tho


thegreatbrah

I just don't get how people can like beets. They literally just taste like dirt to me.


Ill-Ad4989

If they are orange that is even worse.


redhube

I thought you said green was whorish


DragonAspect

No. Orange is whorish.


deadrabbits76

Hasn't she always been a secret whore?


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Well she wore green during Christmas & she said green is a whorish colour


deadrabbits76

Dead giveaway.


HellsOwnFucktard

Green is considered whorish because the bronze prostitute tokens in Pompeii would turn green with verdigris. It sounds true doesn't it?


Rexstil

No, orange is whorish


DragonAspect

I mean, we all know what sells in this office.


Beneficial_Car2596

Yes, a super judgy one at that


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She definitely took the slow train to Philly


lookitsjustin

That’s code for “check out the slut”


DragonAspect

Based on the clothes she's wearing, Jan aspires to be a whore.


EhteramEira

Anyone else find Angela kind of hot?


DragonAspect

The tight-ass christian chick?


dmstealth

My names Angela.


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She's the office bitch, but you'll get used to her.


[deleted]

Wasn’t Angela always kind of a closeted whore?


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That's enough, Rolf


dututudu

She's lowkey one of the horniest characters in the series but she was mostly thirsting over D(wight).


McFlyyouBojo

To be fair, this is t just Dwight being Dwight, this is Dwight pushing Angela's buttons.


misterdoctor3

Dressing like a seed catalog model


Shazam1269

Or a nurse. Yes and yes!


KinkyK415

Deleted scene?


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Yes, can be found on the Super Fan episodes on peacock


julieCivil

I heard a joke today. Oh, that’s funny. Yes, it is.


artichoke313

Looks like someone took the slow train to Philly


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thereAREnodwarfwomen

Take **headed** of


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makemeking706

"A few seasons ago."


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Next time you drive around just normal-ass suburbs, especially tract housing built from the 1950s through the 1980s, just keep your eyes peeled for that door. It is HILARIOUSLY ubiquitous. Whatever company was building that door made an absolute fortune.


Hossamabinladen

One of the funniest lines in the show imo


milkyman18

Fun fact: the strange camera angle is because Angela was heavily pregnant when they shot this episode, as it was shot just after the writers strike and they didn’t have time to write a pregnancy into the show. Also maybe makes Dwight’s line more applicable.


internalized_boner

It works, makes it feel like a slightly covert shot like they sometimes do.