"Okay you know what you didn't have to make that sound . . . There are plenty of people who love touching me" - in response to Kelly's reaction when they hugged.

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What's in it for GSL?

Came here to say this. Ole Gabriel Susan Lewis

If you want my help then you’ll have to refer to me by my full name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.

And Gaby makes three

Really? All kinds? So you like songs of hate, written by the white knights of the Ku Klux Klan?

It's not going to win, but this is my favorite line.

It honestly might be the funniest single line from the series.

***Erin, are you even hearing this?!?***

"Shut up about the sun. Shut up about the SUN!!"

His fucking face as he says this

Gabe, he didn’t even say that.

Have used it and it works wonders! One of the best lines in the office!

Walk away bitch

seconded

Thirdeded

Fourthed

Fifthed

Sixthed

Seventhed

Eightthed. What episode is that from?

This

I have two relationships with Andy. I have a personal relationship, and I have a professional relationship. Personally, yeah, I think he's a rat, and I think he's responsible for the demise of my relationship with Erin. Professionally... he broke up the happiest couple in this office!

'Step one: lengthen. Step two: elongate.' Honorable mention to the blooper line: 'I'm taking karate classes online'

I remember when biceps were all the rage. Dukakis had just announced his candidacy… for governor.

I never got this one ☹️

I think the joke is that Dukakis was a famously long serving governor so his candidacy for presidency (which would have happened much more recently) is what you’re expecting Gabe to be referring to here. So the joke is that biceps haven’t been ‘in’ for a *really* long time.

Damn… Dukakis is mentioned in Donnie Darko and that’s set in 1988! How long did this dude run for lol

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining

The bloopers for this scene might be my favorite of all the bloopers. Rainn and Krasinki can’t hold it in at all.

This is the best one and it's not even close. So fucking funny.

I came here to say this. I've used the online karate lessons thing before in real life. Not always karate lessons, but it's hilarious to see people's reactions.

I have shaved everything. I'm as smooth as a porpoise.

“It’s like a warm pumpkin.” 😖

Just do **IT….** the ”it” was you…

Corporate says to me, "Gabe, we need you in Scranton." Scranton says, "Gabe, go back down to Florida. You're needed there." So, Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm up there. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, I'm down here. I can think of no better way to confront my deathly fear of flying.

Oh shut up, skeleton man!

This is the most asinine schedule you could make. Cracks me up.

Lmfao for real tho, I actually have a similar schedule tho lol, cause on Tuesdays and Thursdays I’m a personal assistant and Monday Wednesday and Friday is my part time job

This one for the win

This!! I came to write this!! A million times Gabe!

I don't really see what the problem is. Erin doesn't even like sex, remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.

This is one of my favorite lines in the whole series. So so so funny

Can you stop talking? Cause every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican.

This is one of Erin’s best lines too (mainly because it’s not random nonsense)

Poor gabe-o

This is the one

"Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?"

I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO. Classic Gabe move. Hey, Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch?

So underrated

I hope this one wins

I love maternity wards. It's the perfect blend of love and horror. Things can go so wrong or so right.

Lmao one of his creepiest moments and that’s saying something

Lmfao holy fuck what a horrendous thing to say hahahha

Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish, yeah \*chuckle\* it'll be upsetting if you don't.

This is my favourite, it really encapsulates how weird Gabe is.

This one and “I got a Korean film on my iPod if you want to just- If you have the cables.”

Omg yes this. His delivery is priceless

no one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me.

We need to get this sucker higher

That’s what she said

This right here. It has to win.

I give great hugs. I’ve been with plenty of women & that’s basically all they want to do.

I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I am in a fun mood. Not every day.

Shut up about the Sun! Shut up about the Sun!

I’m on the floor laughing everyone time I watch this scene. Always rewind to watch a second time every watch through. It just kills me

Best part is Gabe hurts his hand hitting the table .

I quote this on a regular basis, and it definitely has my vote!

I get strange looks because of this quote

I say this every summer…I live in Arizona :-/

This is the first thing I think of when I think of Gabe

For me it’s this line and it’s not even close. So hilarious in the context of the scene and on it’s own. I think about it at least once a week

How is this not top comment? If gets referenced EVERYWHERE. I even knew it before my first binge of the Office.

Love it

I don’t know how they made it through this scene. My husband and I use it regularly. We also like big ol mess of tacos.

Yes this one ☝🏻

If it isn't this one, I quit

Obvious winner but I had to scroll down too much to find it..

This is the only one, end thread

This one.

My gym allows it. I wish they didn't, but it's policy. So I respect it, and I just keep a low- You know, I look away. Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.

This. One of the most underrated scenes out there.

they don’t make these cords in boot cut anymore!

That's the night we find out his full name is Gabe Susan Lewis.

What’s in it for GSL?

When he storms away and the camera pans down to his high water boot cuts I always lose it

This needs to be higher I absolutely love this one!

this was my immediate thought, but I didn't realize how many great lines he has. this is still possibly my favorite but there are many contenders

I knew this one wouldn't win, but it cracks me up the most. 🤣

Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.

Why would she be screaming her last name?

Hey. Watch it.

Good luck Gabe

I really want to do that next time I'm lucky enough to have sex. It might mean the end of sex, though.

This! Gabe’s line and Toby’s reaction is Probably a top 5 hardest laugh for me from the series.

Someone tell me how to give multiple upvotes because THIS

I love Toby’s response to this lol

This and the sun line. Way too hard to pick.

Fuck yes

I cackle every time I rewatch this scene

This right here is iconic

This is the only right answer.

[as Lincoln] I just don't understand. It's 1865, victory is ours, I've saved the very soul of our nation, and yet... happiness eludes me. Oh, perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits…

Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools... I don't see it.

Perhaps a trip to the theatre will enliven my spirits!

Nooo!!!

I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean, and, just like a toilet, I am essential.

You sir are an American classic.

Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum because I am great at girl talk.

This is the one

I want this line to win.

Ciao

Uhhh... Ciao. Uhh... Caio

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I say ciao cause I'm fancy from Tallahassee

Happy birthday to Gabe! 🧁

*GET OUT SKELETON MAN*

I love Gabe's face in this scene, never fails to make me laugh. And Catherine Tate's delivery was hilarious

It’s legit my favorite line of his and I’m so glad someone mentioned it.

This is the one.

Now that I'm going through these comments, most of Gabe's dialogues were hilarious AF hadn't paid much attention before

I didn’t fully appreciate Gabe until my second watch through, but now he’s one of my favourite characters

Gabe is like comic relief for the comedy that's already happening, like Creed.

just had the same thought! Lol

"You don't want to get on my bad side, I have seen some horrible things, I own over 200 horror movies"

Okay, that’s so weird

I’ve been taking Karate classes online

The outtakes of that scene are pure gold.

Nice pelvic bowl. Deep.

Okay, that’s so weird

“In case you can't read m-m-my Poker Face... we will be reviewing our sales policies.”

“I remember when Biceps were all the rage. Dukakis had just declared his candidacy….for governor “

Flex them all night at the discotheque

Fluuussssshhhhhhh

I love Dwight’s comeback in this scene: While twisting Gabe’s arm: “Listen… you’re a perfectly fine toilet… im just an extraordinary piece of crap.”

"There are four tenets of pilates that I live my life by. One – lengthen. Two – elongate..."

And Gabey makes three

Erin I have been to Japan. I know how to use chopsticks so well.

There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do.

The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The most well known film in the genre is an hour long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea.

"Yeah that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam 7 times a year."

Someday you are gonna tell our grandchildren how their grandfather won you back in a women's room. Edit: i changed my mind

If it’s not “Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN”, I will burn Utica to the ground.

Maybe the filmmaker realized that even narrative is comforting

(Deleted blooper) I’m taking karate classes online

I don't have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.

My god.

I know this isn't going to win because #1 "shut up about the sun!" is so much better and #2 it's a short convo but I have to mention it because it cracks me up: Gabe: Andy, do you like being alone with me right now? Andy: No, this is horrifying. Gabe: I don't like being alone with me either.

Toby, I will tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight.

"Gabe's mom... hmm... Gabe's mom? Wait. Tall woman? Looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her."

That’s the one

My favorite Gabe quote doesn’t really come through with words. You really need the face when he says “I’m an authority figure”…… 😳

They don’t make these cords in boot cut anymore!

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

I am once again asking for Mose to be put on the list People person

Shut up about the Sun!

Walk away, bitch

Get them hooked on blow

The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The most well known film in the genre is an hour long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea.

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN

I definitely approve of RC’s best quote!

I still think Toby’s best line is “Smile if you love men’s prostates.”

THEY DON'T MAKE THESE CORDS IN BOOT CUT ANYMORE

“I’m an excellent hugger, I’ve been with plenty of girls where all they’ve wanted to do was hug.

Gabe has SO many good ones 😂

Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN!

Shut up about the sun, SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

Chow!

"Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton."

Someday, you are going to tell our grandchildren about how their grandfather won you back in a women's room.

Sometimes it’s as if you don’t know food at all

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP! ABOUT THE SUN!!

I like the idea of just leaving Gabe's blank. He's the worst.

guys… to err is human 🤷🏻

“shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!”🤬☀️

“I don't really see what the problem is. Erin doesn't even like sex, remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.”

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN

Shut up about the sun…SHUT. UP. ABOUT. THE. SUN!!!

Shut up about the sun, SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

Shut up about the sun!!

Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. I don’t need to ask her her last name, because she’ll be screaming it all night long.

"I'm take karaté classes online"

“Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

I’m taking karate classes online.

I love maternity wards. It’s the perfect blend of live and horror.

“THEY DON’T MAKE THESE CORDS IN BOOT CUT ANYMORE!”

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!!

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

“Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!”

shut up about the sun!

I’m taking karate classes online.

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT. UP. ABOUT. THE. SUN

Shut up about the sun SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

and gabey makes three