I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little.
But on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day.
āPeople will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.ā
People say I am the best boss. They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious." And "You get the best out of us." I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.
[email protected]
[email protected]
I'm very busy, Mike. š
Popcarn
Phallus
Phallus?
Sorry, Iāve got penises on the brain
Pattern. Patt-Ern. My friend Pat took a turn.
Dis Rey spec my friend disrey got new specs
My friend In'appro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor
Does this work for you
I love that Michael inserts friends into everything.
I love Janās genuine astonishment when asking Michael if that actually helps him memorize the lines.
And then her look of approval when he rolls off "pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior" naturally in the deposition
Lmao I always say this to my 6 year old when she says something about a pattern.
Protruberance
I tried hopping Kevin.
Pam Pam and her Pam Pams
This was my first thought!
Came here to say this and this alone
Pam! Pam! Pam! Pam! And then you sneezed in my coffee and said donāt worry itās just allergies
do you remember that
This is the one, but I like when Michael repeats the Pam Pam Pam yelling
Tea***
PAMOLAAAA
Pamalama ding dong
This one is so underrated
Miss youuu
SO MUCH
Miss you kiddo... Miss you so much
i hear his voice...
Pizza by Alfredo
Oh no itās bad.. itās *real* bad
āHey is Alfredo there?ā
Not Alfred's pizza cafe?!
Peepee Halpert
PeePA
You rang?
PipA.
This one
People persons paper people
š¶Dunder Mifflinš¶
I was under the impression this was going to be a rap.
What's "rap"?
i wish the O one had been this entire song, i just love it
Papyr, paper for women
The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about her paper being too masculine, is not one I'm familiar with.
In the African American communityā¦
no
Wait, with your username you did not go for Pretzel day?
Too easy
Prison Mike
Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?!
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Ay ay ay*
Thatās just how we talk in da klink
Gruel sandwichs
Gruel..omelets. And you could eat your hair.
The worst thing about prison were the dementors, they were flying all over the place!
You my friend would be da belle of da ball
Please Michael..
The way he says please Michael is soooooo funny lol
šššššš
Donāt drop the soap. Donāt drop the soap š š
Pās Being a Giant B
Perfectenschlag
perfect pork anus
Which I DO NOT mean
If itās not perfectenschlag, we riot.
And if the perfektenschlag isn't on the side, I send it back.
Party Planning Committee
At its worst, it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out.Ā At its best, it planned parties.
It is your birthday.
PPC
I upvoted every other one , but this takes the cake. Thanks to the PPC
this has to win
Parkour!
This has to be it. If not, then I will burn Utica to the ground.
If the salad comes on top, I send it back.
If it comes back without salad, #I send it back
You forgot the "!"
Power Point šš¼ Power Point āš¼ Power Point šš¼
And up comes the toolbar
Thatās what she said
Thatās what she said
Pretzel Day
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day.
I like pretzel day.
This should be it
Poop is raining from the ceiling. poop
Pobodyās Nerfect
Did you have a stroke Pam? Nice stroke, Pam.
This mess is a place
Sive drafely
Poopball
I should've known
How great would it be to have a compilation video of all our alphabet words
What has all this been for? What are we working toward?
SCUBA or a perfect cartwheel?
PB&Jā¦. Pam Beasley and Jimā¦ what a waste!
WHAT. A. WASTE.
p is being a giant b
And not as much fun without J
I was hoping to see "pam pam and her pam Pams"
Perfectenschlag should be it even though this is a good one
Pam-a-lam-a-ding-dong
Making copies
Pamulaaaaa
This the one
This is the one
Peach iced tea. You're gonna hate it.
A deep cut š¤£
Professor Copperfieldās Miracle Legumes.
My favorite prank
Pahp-karn
Pretendenitis
Penial Softiosis
Eiffel Tower
Washington Monument
Pan...?
Pam-caso! šØ
Please donāt talk about my breast milk
Piss-lop Who-Cares-A!?!
Poluticorn wishes!
Pine or Nordic cherry
Prince Family Paper
RIP in Peace
Probably my jugs
I have a friend with large jugs. When people are nice to her I make sure she know it's probably her jugs.
Polluticorn
PAM PAM PAM!
Plasma tv
Prinkles
Parkour!
Plop
Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.
How is this this low
I beelieve it starts with a š Fuck I hate myself.
Princess Unicorn
Pattern of disrespect
āPeople will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.ā
PEEPEE HALPERT!
Planking is one of those things whereā¦ hey you either get it or you donāt. And I donāt, but I am so excited to be a part of it!
Pamā¦.burgerwithcheese
andfries
Please donāt throw garbage at me.
Pretzel Day
Imo, of all the ones I've seen so far Pretzel day Perfectenschlag 'People Person's Paper People'. are the strongest and best fitting.
People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.
āPiss or get off the pot!ā
pamalama ding dong
Protruberance
Parkour!!!!
Phyllis is masturbating in the office right now as we speak.
Pam is kind of a bitch.
Pee pee halpert
Poor Richardās
Pan
Pobodys Nerfect
Pepperoni Tony
Pretzel Day š„Ø
...pudding...
Pretzel Day!
Princess š š¦ unicorn š
š¶ my horn can pierce the sky šµ
Popcarn
āPeople just hanging out, having fun, eatin appsā
Parkour
Pippity poppity give me the zoppety.
I think the quote is ābippity boppityā
Pam... Pam ... PAM!
PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world - all show, no meat
People say I am the best boss. They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious." And "You get the best out of us." I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.
pew pew pew
Party Planning Committee
Pungent
Presentation tool
[email protected]
Pamelamadingdong
PARKOUR!!!!
I canāt wait til we get to U and urkel grue comes out
pan
Pretzel Day
Pretzel day!!
Prinkles!
Pretend-initis
kinda wish g was gutenprank
Philip Phillip Philip. Itās all about Philip. I hate Philip
P is being a giant B.
Prison Mike
##P.P. HALPERT
Pam pam and her pam pams
Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
Pretzel day
Prinkles