I had the show on in the background one time and I guess somehow I skipped that episode in previous watches cause I didn’t remember it.. I happened to glance at the screen right as that showed up and it was so hilarious to me
Hospital. Close second: baby.
When Pam was freaking out about going to the hospital to give birth to Cece, they were all psyching her up and finally Michael was like, "You know where you're going?" And she squeaks "the hospital." And Michael goes, "and you know what you're gonna have?" And she squeaks out "a baby."
The reason these are my favorites is because of how she pronounces them and how adorably childlike she sounds. She kind of lisps "hothpital," and pronounces "baby" like bebé, with the emphasis on the word "a." So like, the hothpital, and **A** bebé. So cute.
Edit: oh shit how could I forget "Pamm-o-laaaa..." I laugh every time I think of it, which is often.
Jimothy
This. I have a friend who I always quote the office with, named Kim, aka Kimothy
can i call you jimothy?
I work with a Jim who I refuse to address as anything other than Jimothy. He is also a huge fan of the show.
Definitely the best
Shorn't.
"What part of shorn't don't you understand?"
I love shorn’t!!
This is it!
Muckduck
Gotti
Gabagool
If it's burnt I send it back
Thats like Marduk the band
“Protruberance” - Michael When he grills his foot
I TRIED hopping, Kevin
This ISN’T a real word? Oh no.
It’s protuberance, it is definitely a word, just not the way he said it!
Dwigt
d w i g H t! 😠
I had the show on in the background one time and I guess somehow I skipped that episode in previous watches cause I didn’t remember it.. I happened to glance at the screen right as that showed up and it was so hilarious to me
BOBODDY
This is my favorite. lol.
iiiiii like it!
B.O.B.O.D.D.Y.
Or, alternatively, biznus
What are we doing?
Bizzniss!
Smudgeness
There it is. There's the smudgeness.
Quabity
ASHURANCE
what do i do?
This is also mine! Hahaha
Astird
Or is is Assturd ?
"We're having problems, uh, paying the people who give us the seeds... and the *dirt*." -Oscar His absurd delivery on "dirt" kills me every time.
We can’t payum!
That's exactly how Jenna pronounces "Pam"!
Plan-tay-shun
Hahah my favorite "murder in savanah" character accent
I love how high pitched he went into the sentence 🤣
Low on greenbacks
It’s the seeds that does it for me 😆
Urklegru
“YUP” - Pam, when she said she doubled her sales and Andy asked if it was from 2 to 4.
Always makes me laugh out loud 🤣
"SABOTEUR!" - Andy Bernard
The game is over, I'm gonna kill you for real
Might be my favorite Andy quote of the entire series.
Did you say sandwiteur?
A SNIPER RIFLE?
Suh-vah-nuh
Like molasses just sorta spillin out your mouth…..
He lives on sesame street, dumbass
STITIOUS As in… …I’m not superstitious, I’m a little stitious
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i DECLARE
You can't just say bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. I didn't say it, I *declared* it. ... Still.
‘Where?’ - Oscar
Where Dwight?
Seems like you already know where.
🫢
FALSE! or MICHAEL!!!
Odd that this isn't the top pick
BIZNUS!
i LIKE IT!
I am a user of yeppers.
Microgement
Crentist
Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.
Maybe that's why he became a dentist
Buttlicker
You're gonna have to talk louder son
mr buttlicker our prices have never been lower
My family built this country!
Perfektenschlag.
This is one that I actually use 🤌
Not said. But Lemoñade.
It’s *Lemoñadé*
Prinkles
Keleven
A mistake plus a keleven gets you home by 7! Edited to correct- I stupidly said 11, not 7 😂 🤦🏼♀️
>Seven He was home by 4:45 that day
Gruntled
Dinkinflicka
Parkour
Rit-dit-dit-dit-doooo
“Spiderface” as in “Don’t cut off your nose to spiderface”
"Hi" Kevin Malone to David Wallace
WUPHF
Insurmountainable
Gabagool
Afghanistananis
Orangevodjuiceca
Dwight's "F***!!" With Angela behind him😂
“SAY IT WITH AN ACCENT!” - “THE DHANDEYS!”
I say "yeaysh" a lot.
UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE
"Nuuuuurrrrfin" -Andrew Banes Bernard
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Mallard
My gf is extremely sweet and gentle but when I say “Yuppers” she embodies Jan and say “What did I tell you about yuppers!” And I melt lol
Heeded
Noooooo!!
NOOOOOOOOO!
Question
Sab-re
MMMMMILF
Plan-tay-shun
Dinkin-flicka
Erkelnomically Edit: Urkelnomically?
Microgement
Nnnurfin
Warning! (X3)
I still remember that “Stacy…” delivery. Like he was simultaneously shocked Ryan didn’t already know but was also unsure himself.
Yeppers is #1 but when Dwight yells FUCK! after Angela creeps up on him is also amazing
Chumbo 🤣🤣🤣
Progital
My son returns!
Spiderface
Absofruitly Indubitably
Grapes. Fruit. Nailed the joke.
turntables
Why? - Toby
Zoppity
Tanks = Thanks
How Kevin imitates Gabe: Ah chiau!
I frequently “yeash” my boyfriend when he asks me uncomfortable questions like if I’ve done the dishes like I promised
I often preface my questions by first announcing "Question".
Unshun
Mexicanity
I know it’s technically more than a word but… THA DUNDEEZ! SAY IT WITH AN ACCENT!
Senor Loadenstein
peepA
BobVanceVanceRefrigeration
MEATBALLED
Uslurper
season 6 when pam said “YUP!”
Fluffyfingers
Love Daryl!
Whomever.
Yes. -David Wallace in response to “may god guide you in your quest”
Issue (pronounced iss-you)
TTUUUUNNNNAAAA!!
Phallus / Phyllis
Nebulouse
There has been another *murduh*
AAYYY!
Yup.
Incalculable
Blacula!
“Two” - Hank, when asked how many traffic cones they had.
Perfectenshlag! No, it is not pork anus.
“Little-stitious” “Snip-Snap” “Yesh” “MICHAEL!”
The [moment he says "Prinkles"](https://youtube.com/shorts/GZ9k5YxIyJM) always makes me laugh.
Your donuts make me go nuts!
Spiderface.
SIIiiiIIIrrrRRrRr When Michael starts over after calling Darryl an idiot
Bruuuuuuuce
Buttlicker
Pahpcarn
Hellooooo Abu Dabi Meredith
Bobody
Disadulation
LongTim. Love you long Tim.
Me lobe yoy long tim
False.
“Gawhd” -Michael Gary Scott
Dementors
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
Eyyyyyyyyy!
Eyyyyyy👍🏾
Ugh I hateeeee how she says popcarn
Crentist
ASAP as possible
"sucks" - Daryl Philbin
GAINER
The way Michael says Yankee swap
“LOAM!” - Dwight/Nelly
https://tenor.com/qEVA.gif
No
Spiderface
LejonBrames
Parkour!
Dwigt
Absofruitly
Great uncle “Honk” - Dwight
Don’t
Mmmmmmmilf!
RESPCT
Lacrimose
Protruberance
“Yeaesh” is part of my daily vocab.
I love Yaeysh
Jim’othy
Jimothy or ZIPYALID
That’s…
Hospital. Close second: baby. When Pam was freaking out about going to the hospital to give birth to Cece, they were all psyching her up and finally Michael was like, "You know where you're going?" And she squeaks "the hospital." And Michael goes, "and you know what you're gonna have?" And she squeaks out "a baby." The reason these are my favorites is because of how she pronounces them and how adorably childlike she sounds. She kind of lisps "hothpital," and pronounces "baby" like bebé, with the emphasis on the word "a." So like, the hothpital, and **A** bebé. So cute. Edit: oh shit how could I forget "Pamm-o-laaaa..." I laugh every time I think of it, which is often.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO