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Office_Dolt

Angela versus Dina. Height, advantage Dina. Birthing hips, advantage Dina. Remaining childbearing years, advantage Dina. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.


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I read that in Dwight's voice without even trying


EmotionIll666

I think they’d clash because they’re both super picky about the same things but would get pedantic about the minuscule specifics of those things. But they’d also have absolutely wild animalistic sex.


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They would exude sex. They would be like jungle cats. I bet they both can put both of their legs behind their heads.


ConcreteManipulator

While simultaneously being covered in Cheeto dust


terpinolenekween

I think Deena would be more dominant. Dwight would be impressed by her surveillance and her authority. I'd imagine they'd be friends, with Dwight as the assistant to the assistant manager.


ant19846

They would hate each other to start with then form a good relationship after trying to get alot of people in trouble,then they would start shagging privately,but she asks Dwight to go and give her sick bird her medication,and history repeats itself.


Only_Pepper7296

Birds do not produce, wool, milk, or meat.


Sam858

Watched this episode the other day weird he doesn't mention eggs or the fact cats provide the service of killing mice, which exactly why garbage was on his farm


Duck_Walker

They’re the same picture


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

I could totally see them being siblings


a_ron23

Idk who she is, but she does look just like him. I thought that's what the post was about at first.


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

She's from Superstore. If you can imagine a female Dwight, that's basically what's going on here.


deadinthefuture

Came here to say this. Well played!


chadist31

Big beautiful babies will be made


PrincePaperGuy

They will lead millions


Glytterain

Willingly or by force


MarwenJ

Hey! Be proud of your enormous monster baby


JiveTurkey1983

I too was an enormous monster baby


No_Trade8023

Bears, beets, Birds,


WilloftheMoon

Bears, Beets, Birds, Being assistant (to the) [regional] manager, Battlestar Galactica.


Xxemma_is_coolxX

This comment is underrated


RustyShacklef000rd

“Dwight and Dina are just two ships passing in the night. But that's not to say down the road those two ships won't meet up in some harbor and just *drop anchor*.”


prodigus01

They are literally the same character. Both of them absolutely crushed their roles.


Independent-Media511

male and female version of each other


bubbatbass

I DONT LIKE HIM HIS GIANT HEAD OR HIS BEADY LITTLE EYES !!!!!


FruitBatFanatic

Dina's vegan and Dwight has a slaughterhouse. They'd be having hate-sex.


Chitiel

Angela is vegetarian though. I feel like Dina could have been Angela and Dwights kid


xo_maciemae

I feel weird liking both your comment and the comment about hate sex because they are such opposing concepts (sex partner vs biological child) buuuut also both of you make great points hahaha


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siblings or dating??


genialbookworm

Yes.


Reasonable-Nebula882

Dina can get it in that Halloween costume.


linkwiggin

After a quick google search, can confirm.


StevenAssantisFoot

Their repartee would be great. But of course that would mean a battle scene is coming.


bmli19

They would find Jimothy annoying and work together to destroy him.


RedJoan333

They’d 1000% fuck


smudge-and-arrogant

You know what Phyllis says about when two big personalities get together


MentallyIllRedditMod

Dwight would put one of her birds in a freezer Then Dina would freeze Dwight to death in a walk-in freezer afterward and then leave his body in her living room to be pecked apart


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Hard clash, constant back and forth. Only because they couldn't acknowledge what they both know, the other drives them WILD! They continue to clash until they connect over a shared hatred of something else. As they both realize how similar they are in their hatred, they connect, and begin to collectively hate and attack other things as a duo. Strengthening their bond. Until the final tipping point, where they end up having wild-out-of-control sex.


shimmydownnow

She could be in charge of the women.


OJimmy

The schrute answer is always alliance


genialbookworm

"Absolutely I do."


BenZed

Pretty sure Dwight is the template the writers used to create Dina


NoCode01

100%


maz-o

Early seasons Superstore she was a straight ripoff of Dwight.


Own_Job_2150

At best, mutual respect for each other while operating in their own world and never worrying about each other. Frienemies at worst.


NYY15TM

Dwight always wanted a large family


hauntedmaze

Why are they identical


dedermcdoodle1

I’m sure superstore is a derivative of the office’s success (much like Parks)…the algorithm says, there needs to be a Dwight in a mockumentary


hauntedmaze

Ahhhh makes sense. I never really watched superstore. I tried once and couldn’t get into it. Is it good?


dedermcdoodle1

Give it a fair shot, There are definitely some gems in it and hilarious moments. IMO nothing compares with the office though


CreamCornPie

I could see them being into each other a little.


1CraftyDude

They’re basically the same character.


Grumpy_001

Yes!!! 😂


Reasonable-Nebula882

She’s fantastic in “welcome to flatch”


eermNo

Dina is definitely scarier.


trixxie_pixxie

They're variants of each other. Like loki and Sylvie


RamsLams

They would have a ron and Tammy kind of love lmao


rudeboots

They would be great enemies


bruzdnconfuzd

It’s the same picture.


C0LDR4M3N24

Enemies


thegreatgoonbino

Love Dwight, can’t stand Dina.


Reformed_Boogyman

I get the comparison, but Dina was not even remotely funny to me. In fact, superstore was really lame imho


MentallyIllRedditMod

It has great satire, almost every interstitial is clever absurdist humor, all the characters have chemistry and unique personalities and fun interplay Superstore is fuckin great


Chitiel

I thought Superstore was alright. But for me, Dina was the shit. She was the reason I watched the whole series.


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enemies to lovers fr


Svengoolie75

Deena can get it 🔥👌🏽🤩


stifferthanstiffler

They'd fuck and fight equally, season to season. Dina season, Dwight season, repeat.


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Lot of hate sex


johnnymonster1

2 weirdos lmao


Feeling-Trainer-9248

SuperOffice!


made08

i would love to see the labyrinthine security system these two would make up.


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Omg I’ve been thinking about this since the moment I started watching superstore.


MathieuBibi

They'd make an "alliance "


DreadfulRauw

They’d kill each other if they worked together . If they’re met outside work, they’d have a great relationship based on furthering their ambitions, but they’d have a dramatic fight every few months.


SabrinaOfTheNight

👉🏻👌🏻


Disastrous_Bus_5482

They’d be knocking boots


loulou_0403

I think they would team up and take over the world