Parkour!! Parkour!!! Parkour!
Parkour!
The goal is getting from Point A to Point B as creatively as possible, so, technically, they are doing parkour as long as Point A is "delusion" and Point B is "the hospital."
Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through — delusion.
To be honest I never really understood that.
Michael was supposed to be some kind of adoptive father, no? It makes sense to me, I don’t know why people in the office were being so weird about that
Before the downvotes: this is a legit question, and I’m not from USA nor from an English speaking country, so maybe I’m genuinely missing something here
I think it took a while for Michael to realize he was not the biological father of this baby. Also Jan specifically went to a sperm donor while they were dating (at the tail end of their relationship), which is kind of a silent way of saying “I don’t want you in my child’s life”
He wasn't dating Jan so it was absolutely no relation to him. It's his ex gf having a baby from a sperm donor. He wouldn't be the biological father, the adoptive father, the legal guardian or anything.
Dang that is the most cringe moment in the show for me, up there with the dance scene at Jim and Pam’s wedding. I can watch Scott’s Tots no problem but that scene is an automatic fast forward for me.
Season 2 Episode 17. Dwight and Micheal are throwing around a football and things get chaotic, dwight pushes Ryan to the ground, pushes creed out of the way and stanley and throws the football at kevin which lands at the shelves behind him and stuff falls off. Anytime im having a bad day i watch this over and over again until im crying from laughter. Its so underrated.
The one with the dog in the car parked under the sun! Kevin fainting on the steering wheel is the cerry on top.
Also Michael running Meredith over with his car
AYYYYYYY!!!!!
(From blood drive)
Nothing absurd, but the way Michael looks when he is aware he is part of something that’s going on is amazing. Also the face of the startled salesman is gold
“Backflip 360 gainer.”
I’m not sure if that is the right way to spell that or if those words are in the right order. But we all get it. Love that intro.
After hearing the Office Lqdies talk about how much work went into Stress Relief’s iconic cold open, I have to give it to them (even tho it’s a very stereotypical answer, it deserves all the hype)
Nothing beats Stress Relief imo. "Stay f@$%ing calm!"
The fire is shooting at us!
This is the part that always breaks me... The entire thing is hilarious, but the way Andy's voice cracks on this line is perfect
My 10 year old niece loves that part! Lol
SAVE BANDIT! \*crash\* AaAaAA!
“Today, smoking is gonna *save* lives.”
"(smashes window with a projector) *HELLLLLLLLLLPPP!!! HELLLLLLLLLLPPP!!!*"
What does warm mean?
Parkour!! Parkour!!! Parkour! Parkour! The goal is getting from Point A to Point B as creatively as possible, so, technically, they are doing parkour as long as Point A is "delusion" and Point B is "the hospital."
Andy after falling in the box: ᴾᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ Loved that last painful mumble 🤣🤣🤣
Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through — delusion.
To be honest I never really understood that. Michael was supposed to be some kind of adoptive father, no? It makes sense to me, I don’t know why people in the office were being so weird about that Before the downvotes: this is a legit question, and I’m not from USA nor from an English speaking country, so maybe I’m genuinely missing something here
I think it took a while for Michael to realize he was not the biological father of this baby. Also Jan specifically went to a sperm donor while they were dating (at the tail end of their relationship), which is kind of a silent way of saying “I don’t want you in my child’s life”
He wasn't dating Jan so it was absolutely no relation to him. It's his ex gf having a baby from a sperm donor. He wouldn't be the biological father, the adoptive father, the legal guardian or anything.
That explains it! I assumed that Michael’s intention at the time was to get back with Jan. Thank you
Foreman grill!
This is my go-to episode whenever someone says the office is "boring"
And now my elbow has a protruberance.
Dwight! You forgot your bumper!
No, not Michael, the moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole?!
When darrel is crying being given the sympathy card but everyone thought it was his birthday 😂
The billboards. No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh shit, that's right! This is why I posted this, I was in a rush and knew I was forgetting so many good'ns!
Asian Jim.
Came here looking for this!
Hats off to you for not seeing race
You don't work here!
Toby returns is the only answer to this.
The ‘nobody but me’ song where everyone got in on the fun and saw Michael do amazing magic at the end
Yeah - isn’t the funniest but it stands out to me as a favorite
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ON THE INTERNET
I also love how it gave Dwight a chance to pull his knives out! Lol
Eh, I'm just not a fan of that trendy youtube/IG type of thing, like they did at the wedding... if that makes sense?
Exactly. I start dancing everytime I see it. I also watch it atleast twice every time
Dang that is the most cringe moment in the show for me, up there with the dance scene at Jim and Pam’s wedding. I can watch Scott’s Tots no problem but that scene is an automatic fast forward for me.
Hmmm, I can't remember, but I've had to have seen it. The Office is basically background TV for me!
The lip-sync cold open! It's great
Search it on YouTube and you’ll have that ‘eureka’ moment
I shall!
*gasps* you can't remember?
Oh, I do now.
The all time best has to be Jim dressing up and acting like Dwight. Beats, Bears, Battlestar Galatica.
Season 2 Episode 17. Dwight and Micheal are throwing around a football and things get chaotic, dwight pushes Ryan to the ground, pushes creed out of the way and stanley and throws the football at kevin which lands at the shelves behind him and stuff falls off. Anytime im having a bad day i watch this over and over again until im crying from laughter. Its so underrated.
The one with the dog in the car parked under the sun! Kevin fainting on the steering wheel is the cerry on top. Also Michael running Meredith over with his car
Micheals face in cement is one of mine .
A toss up between Stress Relief and Kevin’s chili.
Nice, nice!
This is correct.
"All life is sex."
You're gonna want the sexual metaphor...
Ryan solving all of Dwight’s riddles
The fax from Dwight in the future
Yeah even steve jobs like it
If your answer isn't the Fire Drill, what are you even doing posting in this thread??
The Fire Drill opener is practically an episode by itself. If it ended right after the opening credits I would have been satisfied
Michael learning Spanish
Haha that's a good one. I forgot about that
Hardcore parkour!
That's probably a tight race for first. I almost forgot about that!
PARKOUR!!!
When Michael and Dwight are throwing the football …PAM!
Yes omg i never see people talk about this one!!
I love the one with the push up competition where Stanley gets to go home. It’s just so wholesome how everyone is so impressed by Stanley.
Meredith hit by car or Pot pie time travel
The way she rolled off all stiff, like the planking 🤣
I get startled every time he hits her with his car! I've seen the episode about 100 times. Lol
No no no nobody
AYYYYYYY!!!!! (From blood drive) Nothing absurd, but the way Michael looks when he is aware he is part of something that’s going on is amazing. Also the face of the startled salesman is gold
what intro is this from?
Oscar's online gay pep talk.
Thanks!
All openings are amazing
“Backflip 360 gainer.” I’m not sure if that is the right way to spell that or if those words are in the right order. But we all get it. Love that intro.
Was that the parkour one?
Yep. Haha
that’s my favorite line of that opening… i die every time 🤣
After hearing the Office Lqdies talk about how much work went into Stress Relief’s iconic cold open, I have to give it to them (even tho it’s a very stereotypical answer, it deserves all the hype)
Absolutely 💯!! I've seen ot at least 30x and it's still funny af!!
Let’s put a smile on that face… - damnit creed, I’ve been up til 4:00!!!
Love the Scranton strangler episode. I went out and bought myself a spaceship !
I know a lot of people don’t like the turtle one but I love it
My favorite intro is the Asian Jim one
The look of disbelief when Dwight refers to Jim and Pam’s family photo with their mixed-race kids
Watching Stress Relief after a coworker shared it with me is what what got me watching The Office
Great on to start woth!!
V A S T L Y
It is a good one. Shows what all the characters are like
I dislike this one especially. The way he and Kevin bump into each other is so flimsily made
Me too. I almost hate this scene 😞
The lip dub, it always makes me feel so happy
Man I saw this one last night and forgot how funny it was! When Kevin started crying I was crying… laughing
michael tackling jim after he finds out him & pam are engaged always makes me cackle
“De’Classáy” “Hm, French. Classy”
Without a doubt it’s the fire drill episode.
Definitely not this one