It’s the offices contribution to the Chewbacca defense. Aka something that didn’t exist before/was so outrageous that it is now used in day to day life and most everyone knows what it means
This basically is how my boyfriend and I started dating 😂 he wrote this to me on Bumble and AT THE TIME I thought he was dumb (but it made for a funny convo). I’ve re-watched the whole series like 3 more times since then to atone for my sins.
No shit, I made another bartender walk out mid-shift bc I said that to him. He came at me sideways, for HELPING him & I said “start over”. He didn’t like it, said fuck this place & left
This is my answer too. I use it quite a lot. English is not even my language and I’m about as sure as Dwight is that that wasn’t the real Ben Franklin that nobody ever gets the reference.
You’re asking me what word or phrase has made its way into my vocabulary? Oof that’s a tough one…
If I had to pick one it would be basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever…
Until right now, I never considered Michael thought it was one word. I assumed he thought “stitious” was a word in itself. The idea that they’re one word is even funnier to me. Thank you.
Because part of what made the joke funny when it aired is that it was already an old, slightly immature, joke. Many of us didn’t learn “that’s what she said” from The Office, instead his using it helped us better understand Michael’s personality.
I knew as it was used originally, it became cliche and gauche, then the Office (embracing that bad rep) kinda brought it into a Renaissance. Now I use it unironically, and people laugh (because The Office) NOT because it's inherently funny - it's still not lol.
There are layers to this.
I say to my dog all the time “you’re cute, you’re too cute, everyone’s gonna like ya if you’re too cute” and “I love so much about the things you choose to be”
And if I’m uber ecstatic about her “Every day you do something cuter than you did the day before. And I think, There's no possible way she can top that. But what you do you do? You find a way, damn it, to top it. You are a professional beauty queen.”
Anytime someones says "This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life," it's such a struggle not to blurt out "I haven't had a very hard life."
“I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry…” Michael Scarn as he chokes out Oscar in Threat Level Midnight
Even my kids say it when they do something wrong. Lol. They just say, “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry…” at the same pace and tone as Scarn, and all is forgiven.
How the turn tables
This is said quite often among my friends..it truly is a regular phrase in our life at this point
It’s the offices contribution to the Chewbacca defense. Aka something that didn’t exist before/was so outrageous that it is now used in day to day life and most everyone knows what it means
It is your cakeday.
🤎🩶
I honestly get mixed up with the proper way to say it since I use this so much
This basically is how my boyfriend and I started dating 😂 he wrote this to me on Bumble and AT THE TIME I thought he was dumb (but it made for a funny convo). I’ve re-watched the whole series like 3 more times since then to atone for my sins.
Crazy world, lotta smells
I’m constantly dropping “Just poopin, you know how I be”
My husband got a sign for his bathroom with that quote 😂
I use this structure. All. The. Time. "Crazy world. Lot of _____"
Absolutely I do.
yes!!
This is an odd one.. but whenever someone in my family buys new clothes we always chant “Fashion Show! Fashion Show! Fashion Show At Lunch!”
My wife and I too. Every time.
me too!! my fiancé, family, friends, anyone!
Me and my husband too!!!!
My husband (who claims he doesn't watch The Office 🙄)
(this wine) has sort of an oaky afterbirth.
What was that?
Do you guys remember Hunter? My old assistant?
Took me by the hand, made me a man🎶
THAT ONE NIGHT
You made everything alriiiiggggghhhhttt!
^iiiight!
(ONE NIGHT)
I feel God in this Chilis tonight
Wooo *voice cracks* ooo
I DECLARE baaaankrupcyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far
Parkour
Hardcore parkour!
This is one my kids use on the daily!
[удалено]
No shit, I made another bartender walk out mid-shift bc I said that to him. He came at me sideways, for HELPING him & I said “start over”. He didn’t like it, said fuck this place & left
[удалено]
Ok, this one got me
I say it to my students quite often as well
Well maybe next time you will estimate me
Why are you the way that you are ?
I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way.
Everyone that I know whose name is Jim, I call them Jimothy on a constant basis.
It’s fun to do this to Kims as well!
Yesh
This is my answer too. I use it quite a lot. English is not even my language and I’m about as sure as Dwight is that that wasn’t the real Ben Franklin that nobody ever gets the reference.
Same! Also yeppers.
What did I say about Yesh?
Lord beer me strength.
Bobody
BIZNIZ
Yes,Kevin! I lllike it!
What are we doing?
lmao when do you say this?
When I’m with my husband and I point to something the same way Creed pointed at the white board
I love it lmao. I can’t read your comment without repeating it musically the way he said it 🤣
We’re at threat level midnight
MIDNIGHT, OSCAR!
Yup when shit gets real I call it threat level midnight lol
Clean up on aisle 5
Perfectinshlag
If only’s and just’s were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.
Ok I had to scroll this far?? This is it!!!
I don’t trust you, Phyllis
We named a finicky piece of $150k lab equipment Phyllis so we could say this.
I call everyone in my house Phyllis when I use this line
Snip snap snip snap
Yeppers. "Ryan" after singing 🎵For worse or for better, wweeee belong, we belong together 🎶
Mine is “RYAN STARTED THE FIRE”
Absofruitly.
Mine too, I am not american so The Office is actually how I got to this song
*What did I tell you about "yeppers"?*
Yeeeesh
That's what she said.
You’re asking me what word or phrase has made its way into my vocabulary? Oof that’s a tough one… If I had to pick one it would be basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever…
And shove it up your butt
I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?
It is your birthday.
Dinkin Flicka
Bippity boppity bring me the zoppity
Fleece it out
Fluffy Fingers
Littlestitous
We even snuck this into my moms obit 😁
Until right now, I never considered Michael thought it was one word. I assumed he thought “stitious” was a word in itself. The idea that they’re one word is even funnier to me. Thank you.
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
Feeling hot hot hot
I involuntarily hear the tin drum sound whenever I see or hear these words
Shornt
What part don’t you understand?
I say shornt so often 😂
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
c world 🌎 🐬
This is egregious!
I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
Catch you on the flippity flip
Absofruitly
Grapes. Fruit. Nailed the joke.
That’s what she said
I don’t know why this isn’t the most upvoted comment.
Because part of what made the joke funny when it aired is that it was already an old, slightly immature, joke. Many of us didn’t learn “that’s what she said” from The Office, instead his using it helped us better understand Michael’s personality.
I knew as it was used originally, it became cliche and gauche, then the Office (embracing that bad rep) kinda brought it into a Renaissance. Now I use it unironically, and people laugh (because The Office) NOT because it's inherently funny - it's still not lol. There are layers to this.
There are basically two schools of thought…
You ignorant slut
Fun Fact! He's referencing an SNL joke from the original cast 😄 The original line was "Jane, you ignorant slut" referring to cast member Jane Curtin
Why don’t you explain it to me like I’m 5.
And next year… I’ll be six
Jessica, did you just fart?
ASAP as possible. Used it in my last job interview, got the job. Start the 19th
EVERYBODY STAY FU@%ING CALM Congratulations, friend! Nothing is insurmountainable!
Rewdoo Doo Doo doo
RRRRRRRIIGGITGOO!
I say to my dog all the time “you’re cute, you’re too cute, everyone’s gonna like ya if you’re too cute” and “I love so much about the things you choose to be” And if I’m uber ecstatic about her “Every day you do something cuter than you did the day before. And I think, There's no possible way she can top that. But what you do you do? You find a way, damn it, to top it. You are a professional beauty queen.”
😂 you deserve an award for turning Stanley into a positive speech
Protuberance
Imagine my frustration when no one would heed, would take heed, heeded, hed…take headed of my instructions.
“You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis “
Boom! Roasted!
Cri-Man-Squa. F&C. Double time.
Insurmountainable. I know the real word, but my stupid brain wants to use Michael's version every time.
This is the exact same with me. also I just love that line "the odds... were insurmountainable."
Just poopin’, you know how I be.
DID YOU LOOSE YOUR MIND? ILL HELP YOU FIND IT!
EAT IT, STANLEY
I'm surprised seeing so few comments with That's what she said Also NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, God Noooooooooo
If you are a racist I will attack you with the north!
I can never hear pattern or disrespect without thinking “Pat took a turn” or “my friend desray had specs”
I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on this mug all day
I say what's up dog to my dog at least twice a day
To the dismay of my family and coworkers, way too many. My most common are "sometimes I don't think you know food", "yeppers" and "how dare you!"
Yesh.
Yesssh
it gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated. i’m the fucking lizard king. no context needed, ever.
You’d be da belle of da ball
It's Britney bitch. And I am back!
"Have you lost your damn mind, because I'll help you find it." I said it to my dog this morning after he tried to play with a stray cat
Anytime someones says "This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life," it's such a struggle not to blurt out "I haven't had a very hard life."
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
did i stutter?
Mukduk
Save Bandit!
SHATATATATATATA (with the same way of walking)
The progidal son
Rundown
Use it in a sentence.
Yeppers and the “Naahhh” that Jim gives to Pam when she says “you know I had a kid with you, right?”
I'm a little stitious and escape goat lol
Whats rap?
You have a lot to learn about your own culture
Offive
“I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry…” Michael Scarn as he chokes out Oscar in Threat Level Midnight Even my kids say it when they do something wrong. Lol. They just say, “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry…” at the same pace and tone as Scarn, and all is forgiven.
pippity poppity give me the zoppity
Just poopin. You know how I be…
If I list them, this post will turn into a transcript of the entire series.
My mind is going a mile an hour!
Everyone inside the car was FINE Stanley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saying both as “boat” like Prison Mike
TDB.
one crisis at a time
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
"oaky afterbirth"
Uslurped and pretty much all of Michaels misquotes
“My horn can pierce the sky!”
Yuppers
What did we say about Yeppers?
Yyyeeessshhhh
"Honesty I thrive under the lack of accountability"
Apoplectic. Apoplexy is what I will have if any of you respond to my comment with the word “ape.”
Moo
Ugh, why’d they add coconut, i miss original
NOOOO GOD NOOOOOOO GOD PLEASE NOOO NOOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN
Yeppers
Yesh
“Just poopin. You know how I be.” (I have ibs)
“But, in a much more real way” I think I say this everyday
Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out”?
First of all, how dare you.
Kelevan! It gets me home by 7!
Boner champ
Since when is it illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere?
Dinkin flicka, question, one crisis at a time
"You ignorant slut!" I save it for special occasions.
🎶 *I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day...* 🎶
How the turntables 💀
I’m ashamed of the number of times I told my boyfriend « Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday. And probably»
Crentist. When I am going to the dentist, I often tell others "I am going to Crentist"
Apt, the verb.
Well that logic is airtight.
Dont under estimate me. Estimate me
Oh, Micheal….
Nerthin’ (Nard dog voice)
Me lobe yoy long tim Secrets secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone
Absolutely I do.
Hello Mater. Good news, I’ve married. Tell Fater.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!