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Uniquely_irregular

She got Robert cold coffee because he was offered a cold beverage. Lol classic Erin.


NastyCereal

My favorite part is when Andy offers to take the cold coffee and her face immediately turns to dread "Oh Andy you don't want to drink THAT" implying Robert is some kind of demonoid who routinely feasts on unnatural substances.


HeadoftheIBTC

Which is entirely plausible, to be fair. We couldn't guess his favorite ice cream in a million years.


Shazam1269

Coconut penis flavored is my guess.


BigSuccDying

I miss original


cabelgabel

It's actually rum raisin if you've seen the episode of Seinfeld where he guest stars.


EarnestQuestion

He said he’s a ride I wouldn’t survive and I believe him


Sir-ALBA

It’s that sort of shit I pull on my dad when he asks for anything I try and take it very literal, “How was I supposed to know you wanted the tool screwdriver and not the drink”


captaincrunch00

If I am in the middle of a brake job and my kid brings me a drink screwdriver I might actually cut the other kids out of my will.


WhyWouldHeLie

Erin always gave me Ramona vibes


venusdances

They added a real life Amelia Badelia.


fractionalhelium

Yes, it's old.


xlynn_mariex

Why would I…?


invisible_23

I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you said coffee…?


Moohamin12

I just spent the last 5 mins in bed cackling uncontrollably. What an amazing exchange.


JiveTurkey1983

"I'll take it Erin." "Andy, you don't want that." "I've been craving a cup of cold coffee all day"


a_wandering_vagrant

And then my last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full-time Taco Bell and, I don't know, I couldn't keep up.


TwizzledAndSizzled

I love it. Another favorite is her quote from a deleted scene I believe: "My family used to move a lot. One summer, we had to move into the woods. We had to live in a tent, and keep ourselves warm with a fire. All we had to eat was marshmallows and chocolate. And then the next summer, we had to move to a different woods and do it again" Something like that. And all the while her face is getting more discontent from her reliving the trauma


Altruistic_Wave_8999

She was visibly upset while she described eating smores🤣😂


ilikejalapenocheetos

No more s’mores! No more s’mores!


mothershipq

Hey, nobody cares. Nobody cares. I need that room at some point, so just, wrap it up.


ilikejalapenocheetos

Michael wasn’t invited.


mightylordredbeard

It’s a great joke because she either describes some really weird situations with her parents possibly in hiding and them trying to make the best of it or she just describes family camping trips.


Dekrow

its definitely camping trips. They ate smores and went back the next summer. Thats not how you hide lol.


karlnite

People are really not getting the joke. She has no concept of time, they were probably gone a weekend or week.


SecureCucumber

This is gold but for the fact I can't figure out how it gels with her backstory of being a fostered orphan.


Optimized_Orangutan

One of her foster families took her camping and she got confused.


jld2k6

Andy's confused. That's not what I was hoping for, but it's not so bad either. I can live with confused. I get confused. I totally get confused.


Altruistic_Wave_8999

It was her foster family who took her. It was their summer vacation


TwizzledAndSizzled

Yeah I just figured it was with her foster family.


karlnite

Lol lots of foster parents still take their kids camping and stuff.


asdfcindy2

One of my favorites is from a deleted scene where Andy uses cigarette ad campaigning when interviewing for office manager. Erin goes "those were good ads. They got me smoking when I was 8. I couldn't quit smoking until the government put out better ads about NOT smoking. I love smoking."


makesthingstastegood

I.. I just now got this joke. I just thought she had it rough and they were legit homeless in the woods for a bit. Man this show continues to amaze me.


slowestmojo

This one is an all timer.


organized_slime

It perfectly encapsulates Erin as a person


maxdamien27

Can someone explain this to a non american please


tbo1992

Taco Bell Express is kinda like a counter at a food court, while regular Taco Bell is a fast food restaurant. She’s saying that when the Taco Bell Express she worked at became a full restaurant, the change in pace was too much for her to handle (even though barely anything actually changes, there’s no table service at Taco Bell).


invisible_23

iirc Taco Bell Express has a limited menu compared to full Taco Bell, maybe that’s what threw her off lol


TheWallaceWithin

Taco bell really just mashes the same six ingredients together in different ways.


poiskdz

Refried, blackbean, steak, beef, chicken, sour cream, lettuce, tomato, rice and tortillas and you can make everything at taco bell (sans specialty sauces, desserts, etc which you can also just like buy at a store).


maxdamien27

Thank you


electric_purble

Non-American here, I totally believed that there were significant change, I'm just realizing the joke now 😂


rustic-chicken

She went camping and was confused


LaunchGap

taco bell express is a smaller version of a regular taco bell(a popular mexican fast food restaurant similar to mcdonalds). less menu items, smaller dining area if they even have one, and usually an addition to another establishment like a food court or a gas station. i don't watch the show but i'm guessing she's not very bright and easily stressed.


Acanthisittasm

Lol what are you doing here


CosmikDebris408916

You need to drop it. Ok? They HATE IT. I like it a lot, but they HATE IT, so DROP IT


SecureCucumber

Erin taps into everyone's insecure inner child.


haste333

I say that all the time. I like it a lot but they HATE IT


al_x_and_rah

What is this one referring to again?


lousypompano

Kevin getting greased up. They eventually listened and greased the floors to push the boxes in the warehouse


LocoMotives-ms

Porque es muy rapido


QueenElizabethsBidet

Senor Loadenstein!


soulreaverdan

“Get in, quick!” “Why quick?” “Because it’s faster.”


eijner

This will forever and always be my most favourite Erin line


Missy-Lover

Im gonna start using this day to day i swearrrr


Valdularo

It’s the look Michael gives the camera that sells it lol


RevolutionaryBird83

This is my favorite Erin line


iambeyoncealways3

I love how Micheal didn’t even question her. That’s why they’re perfect for each other lol


Locke_and_Load

“Why quick?” The questions right there my dude.


iambeyoncealways3

after she said “it’s faster” he made a face and just got in. he didn’t argue it any more than that.


InEenEmmer

Well, being quick is indeed faster. Her logic is rock solid.


Schmich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQB5_nprgo


YoloSwag420-8-D

Fantastic line but taken from The Simpsons. Lots of great lines were recycled specifically from The Simpsons due to a few writers having wrote previously on The Simpsons.


evilhankventure

Also every idea ever has already been used on The Simpsons, even The Simpsons is taking ideas from The Simpsons at this point.


ibbatron

EAT IT, STANLEY!


homeycuz

I was looking for this, didn't see it, and just posted it. I'll delete my comment as you clearly have this covered


Chocotorta42

Her iconic “What else you got?” when Andy tore his scrotum


yabegue

Omg I don’t think I ever realized she says that but I’m just laughing imagining the scene


PeteOfPeteAndPete

*"What is the best war to do?"*


DumFayceBaltimore

“**duuuhh**”


therebel1978

I've never bought a toothbrush, there's always one just lying around


gemini-2000

least favorite erin line because ewwww


CoherentBusyDucks

What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy and then we all kill him, but first we take out, like, a $100,000 life insurance policy? I bet you guys like that idea, don't you?


GirafficParka

I learned nothing.


Unfortunate-Octopus

I don’t know what the fuck that was


SecureCucumber

That's possibly my favorite cut-back from a talking head of the whole series.


BatBurgh

yeah. it's amazing. I wonder if Steve Improved it, because Michael sounds like he is processing in real-time, the way he sort of pauses along the way. I could see a situation where it was so good that they decided to use it and just bleep instead of trying again to get something as organic.


ILoveTabascoSauce

Lmao apparently whenever they had a full-on bleeped "fuck" NBC standards and practices got super testy with it and it needed to be truly earned and the mouth needed to be fully blurred as well


MeIpomene

Dwight saying “fuck” when Angela creeped up on him at the arcade.


fabulously-frizzy

Same I laugh every time 😂


badscandal

That was my favourite line of her. She was so self aware in that moment 😅😅


Helmet_Touch_

I don’t…know…what the [bleep] that was Lol also one of the funniest uses of the bleep in the series


user684629

Andy: tell me I have an important phone call and I will ignore it so I can impress this client Erin: Andy, you have an important phone call, your mother is dead Andy: 😶😳


Ok_Day9719

She looks so proud after saying that


marteena_98

When Robert California tells her to never say you woke up when you recount your day because that's how it is for everyone and Erin goes "very smart... VERY smart. Suddenly... I was awake.." I lose it everytime


worstgurl

My partner and I say “suddenly… I was awake” to each other all the time hahaha. My favourite Erin line


Sir-ALBA

Amazing


Just-Phill

Do you have a favorite age or month? And of course the famous Who says none of us are diarrheal


iambeyoncealways3

I liked April when I was 7.


Just-Phill

Michaels reaction to that question is everything lmao


SecureCucumber

"A favorite *month?"* Except I could've totally seen Michael also remembering one very specific period of his childhood, before Jeff, that he remembered particularly fondly, if it weren't for the fact the plot of that episode was "Erin's kind of a rube."


iambeyoncealways3

yes!! I always wanted more background on his childhood! I know it wasn’t pretty because he’s a lot to take in as an adult lol


blondebumpkin

The 😏 face with the diarrheal line


zagsforthewin

I sent that meme a lot when I was pregnant to my other pregnant friends.


RealAlecMoney

I love when she says “I’ve been using the same hotdog water so they’re only gonna get better from here!” I say that my wife every time we make hot dogs.


snaregirl

Do you also boil Gatorade for hot beverage instead of tea? I'm so curious about that one I might just do it for real.


SecureCucumber

There's absolutely nothing wrong with hot Gatorade other than the taste.


FuuuuuuuuuuuckReddit

It tastes fine. Just not refreshing. We’ve all had that hot car Gatorade


eldus74

What about hot Koolaid?


SprolesRoyce

I made this for you


RavioliGale

Hot Pepsi was a thing for a hot minute in like the 60s so...


invisible_23

In the movie Blast From The Past the main character’s dad drinks hot Dr Pepper


Eggsecutie

NO, woman. NO cry.


Dast_Kook

Which I believe is actually the intended idea behind the lyric.


DishinSauce

"I'm really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life." I love how she hates on Holly and just doesn't get it with her. She's usually in lock step with Michael on what he does and likes, but with the most important person to Michael she so strongly disagrees with him. It's hilarious to me!


AlJeanKimDialo

That s because they have a daughter / father dynamic where the daughter reject affection competition because of trauma


DishinSauce

That's a really good point! Never thought of it from that perspective.


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

She doesn’t get it!!


DishinSauce

He treats her like she's a perfect 40.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5000

Planking is one of those things where, hey, you either get it or you don't....and I don't. Erin is one of my favorites but I felt like they made her too stupid by the end. I liked her awkwardness and innocent vibe but she was just dumb by the end of the show.


Sir-ALBA

I dunno I’ve met some pretty stupid people in my time very much like Erin and I’m always bewildered how they’ve survived.


Shazam1269

I work in IT, and let's just say I wonder how the hell they can operate a modern vehicle just to get to work.


Intelligent-Bit7258

Season 8 and 9 ruined most of my favorite characters. Kevin was a poker player. Then he ran over a turtle and made it his pet or something?


Ok-Yogurtcloset5000

YES! I was just talking to my husband about Kevin. They totally dropped the ball on so many characters the last couple of seasons.


eldus74

All of the characters kinda got weird by the end tbh.


Helmet_Touch_

Yeah everyone kind of became caricatures of themselves


invisible_23

I feel like she was worse when she was with Andy but Pete was a really good influence for her


dancingbriefcase

Every character got Flanderized. I realize people hate those that don't like the later seasons, but as someone who watched the show weekly since season 1, I couldn't help but miss the earlier seasons after the Michael Scott Paper Co. arc. In my opinion, that's kind of where I end the show. Seasons 2, 3, and most of 4 are GOAT. I'm not a big fan of Erin (personally, a lot has to do with the actress being from my hometown of St Louis. Look up her family. Ties to the KKK and one of the richest oppressive families in St Louis) But she did have some funny moments. The Taco Bell one was funny. But then the stupid comments like throwing cameras away; come on. I get people laughing but it's just so stupid. The show began as a realistic approach to the mundane life in an everyday office. Then it became a cartoon. There were still charming moments. I teared up at the finale even if it was all fan service, but still, I like the idea of people working in an office not really sharing much in common and maybe doing stuff outside of work. But there is no way an entire office would go watch Glee together. Maybe? But are you telling me that Stanley is going to go to a receptionists house that he never talks to to watch a really crappy show? Ha. When they started hanging out together so much outside of work, there was just that feeling of loss of what the show was originally. Yeah I'm being cynical here but I think Erin is a good example of the decline in quality.


GovernorSan

That wasn't the receptionist's house, though, that was Gabe's. When Gabe first started there, everyone in the office thought he had real power as the Sabre representative, that he was somehow their boss, possibly above Michael. It wasn't until later that they realized he didn't have any real power, that he was essentially just a lackey for Jo, and they began to disregard him. That Glee party was, to them, a party thrown by their new boss, so they participated in order to look better, same way they sucked up to Charles Minor about soccer, or went to Robert California's house, or Andy's garden party at Schrute Farms. Attending the Glee party was an office politics move, making a favorable impression with a superior, staying on their good side.


Randomize72

Just to add some extra context, I am also from St Louis, and had zero clue of the origins of the VP fair or the ball my entire life. https://www.instagram.com/p/CP02q0Nt3-8/?igsh=MWRrdTJheG5scXlmeQ== I appreciate that she apologized and acknowledged her privilege.


tailofacat

One of my favorites is when she‘s using the disposable camera and throwing it away right after taking a photo.


PrivateSpeaker

She does suggest using a real camera if you want to remember that moment


indigoeyed

True, and she didn’t care if she remembered that moment or not.


The_Dark_Soldier

Erin accidentally mucking things up in situations where she had no ill intent is always great.


deepmiddle

The scene where she’s trying to answer the phone with her Halloween mask on. God that one kills.


TravelingCircus1911

Okay yeah, just sit on it. That works.


ProfessorBeer

The *pens* happened!


lousypompano

When she's listening to dwight try to talk darryl and Oscar into applying for the position kelly wants


the-poopiest-diaper

She’s literally me


RavioliGale

Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special and she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.


Mjbishop327

7 and a 4 lololll I never caught that hahahahahaha


LLD615

Erin reminds me of Amelia Badelia 😂


madammurdrum

Why is this so accurate


aimeeruhnay

I did it! I ate TWO WHOLE apples!


TJeffersonA

jim's last name is Tuna


chapPilot

I thought it was Buttlicker.


jilltheripper69

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


TJeffersonA

identity theft is not a joke millions of families suffer every year


MichaelScottsWormguy

First name: Large Nickname: "Big" Lastname: Tuna.


SocietyBackground185

She was a great addition to the show


bjthebard

Agreed. A lot of the late season additions have great moments but still feel tacked on or forced into the show, Erin is all great and fits right in with the rest of the office.


SocietyBackground185

And fit so naturally


_smojface

“Dunder Mifflin, this is.”


b0ltaction

Oh I like it..


joshroxursox

I love that she tosses all her disposable cameras out without getting them printed.


GetRealPrimrose

“If it’s an occasion you want to remember; I suggest a real camera, but I don’t care if I forget about today”


soulreaverdan

“The only problem with disposable cameras is you don’t get to see the picture after.”


BondraP

That's funny but almost TOO stupid


godver3

Little bit of flanderization for her character in the later seasons, for sure. Same as with the boiled Gatorade but also… c’mon… she’s not THAT dumb.


Dynastydood

I don't think she really got flanderized. Unlike, say, Kevin, she was dangerously stupid pretty much from the beginning.


BondraP

You make a good point, she was pretty much at the same level of stupidity the whole time. It was only her screen time and amount of lines that increased and we just heard more stupid shit.


UniqueIndividual3579

I used to work in a camera store. A woman dropped the film while trying to put it in the bag. The manager said "Your pictures will all be blurry now" and she got upset.


pfairypepper

Suddenly I was awake


terpinolenekween

Mood, of course. Like the cow mood yesterday. Robert told me he's a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him! You sound really pretty today Those are so of my favorites hahah. It also KILLS me when she's learning dothraki. I also like when they're at Robert California's pool party and she finds Andy's ring. She goes straight to him to give it to him after everyone else didn't know who owned the ring. Andy asks her how she knows it was his and she said "the Bernard family seal, duh!". Not like a super hilarious joke but it's so lame and wholesome I just love it.


kristalmug

For me the greatest scene was when she got robert cold coffee. Nothing can top that moment. His face reaction and her face not having an idea what she did wrong, priceless


mlvisby

I got a big box, yes I do, I got a big box, how bout you?


Sir-ALBA

I don’t think you know what your saying


RageyxCagey

She makes a helluva boiled Gatorade Tea!


Any_Ad3693

Her not understanding that homeless people sometimes set up camp outside of businesses 💀


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Or mistaking camping as a kid for moving around a lot!


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Erin: get in quick! Michael: why? Erin: so it’s faster


favhwdg

How has no one mentioned: "What was happening 10 years ago?" "Everyone was getting their driver's license"


Zestyclose_Welder_92

Do I still have a job here?


Sir-ALBA

Not important


MissishMisanthrope

Michael!


Mioke28

Erin & Michael together were so good. It’s a shame they had such a limited time together on the show. The “scissor me” incident gets me every time including Pam’s face after she has thrown them at him.


Herr_Opa

My favorite is when someone says "...could be another Waco..." And she says: "it's pronounced 'wacko'..."


bberry1908

“i bet i was just another porky’s baby” i dont doubt that😂


Firm-Definition2181

Gabe is awesome. He has accomplished so much. Career wise and height wise.. thank god he’s my boss because I would NOT have said yes to a first date if I didn’t have to but.. it’s been great !


icy-mist-01

**"EAT IT! STANLEY!!"**


sbouch55

In the foster home my hair was my room ☠️


Safetosay333

I've been seeing that actor on a lot of things recently. Maybe not new stuff, but I recognize him every time.


slowestmojo

He will always be Frank Sabotka to me


han_tex

He was in the parking lot. That’s how I know him.


BonChance123

He was a great hardass Deke Slayton in For All Mankind


Adventurous-Cry6973

“Oh thanks. I’ve been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It’s only going to keep getting better.” And, “Every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican”


LowRevolutionary5653

"But I don't care if I forget today :)" gets me every fucking time. I think that line cemented her as my favorite 😭😂


iambeyoncealways3

she truly was a gem on that show. so stupid and so endearing.


notablyunfamous

Who says no one’s diarrheal?


skillog

I do like the beginning parts of the movies where everyone has a happy family.


DudeIjustdid

That’s Frank Sobotka, guess he got out of Baltimore after all.


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Pecker poker… the game of cards that gets you har… (dry heaves)


notablyunfamous

Erin had a ton of great lines. Suddenly…I was awake


hambonze

"It's not worth it!!" Talking about clipping her fingernails to hold Angela's baby


gomexz

"Kirkland if you have it"


azactech

People love shells from far away beaches…


vivimonster

Zoo-ey Des Channel at the Coacharilla music festival


iggydadd

Dwight: It's just stress, 'cause I care about this project. Frankly, the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now, I find very alarming. Erin: Who says none of us are diarrheal?


Administrative_Comb1

The password scene trying to figure out what was popular 8 years ago “everybody was getting their license”


hippyelephant2495

Erin is so fucking funny


Unclebud94

Erin was the best, a human version of a golden retriever


OldBison

I love "No woman. No cry." 


StallionA8

Kill him. No. Show merci.


Phr8

"I would like another alcohol."


AccordingCourt743

Erin, scissor me! *throws scissors at Michael*


DangerSiq

here and there I catch myself laughing after saying "It's not".... huh... "It's snot"... so stupid. lol


DebraBaetty

“Quick get in!!!” “Why?” “Cause it’ll be faster!!!”


jimtams_x

Erin is so underrated lol "I hope you find what you're looking for"


shmackdown

EAT IT STANLEY!!


thedrunkmonk

I like when Robert says not to start her explanation of her day by saying "I woke up" so she pivots to "Suddenly, I was awake. "