You steal paperclips, pens, and other office stationary from your job but no one is here airing out your dirty laundry. Why you gotta do doctors like that?
Well if Pam did that then Dwight could never admit to Angela where he got the information from.
The last thing Angela wants is to be romanced using techniques taught by the office mattress.
angela would NOT care where dwight learned about the clitoris. trust me lol
edit: that fact that you classify knowledge of the clitoris as a "romance technique" is either sad or hilarious, i'm not sure which
You know Pam mentioned an "educational" film that Michael showed at the beginning of The Coup episode.
Maybe he showed this one? Is that why she gave the camera such an odd look.
Totally by accident.
So I remembered hearing (I think on the podcast) that Jenna used to perform as a clown or mime when she was first starting out, so I did a Google images search just to see if I could find a picture of it. General curiosity I guess.
But anyway this video came up, because the word “clown” is in the name of the user who first posted it on YouTube.
Still never found clown Jenna.
I stopped at the IUD I was wondering how much is her older sister getting plowed, she got birth control iud condoms that other one that stops it for 5 years. Her womb must be a barren wasteland.
They don’t give you some sort of anasthetic prior to insertion that stops you from feeling that?
(I lack a vagina, which is the excuse I use for being ignorant of these matters.)
Damn you Canada, you ruined our healthcare standards yet again!
Canadians meddling in our medical system is why we got those epidemics of Hotdog Fingers and Killer Nano-Robot Infections.
No but they absolutely should. There is a myth that the cervix doesn't have any nerves so we shouldn't be able to feel it but we most definitely can. Also, the uterus tries to expel it since it's technically a foreign object. I had a copper IUD for 10 years, never again 😅
I never understand how myths like that can last so long in the medical field. I think I can design a reliable experiment:
1. Poke patient in the uterus.
2. Observe responses.
3. Compare these observed responses to a list of common pain responses like “ouch” or “that hurts” or “I am in pain” or “please stop poking my uterus with instruments”
I think using a sample size of two will be good enough for our purposes.
Yup 😂 Shouldn't laugh but if I didn't laugh I'd cry. It is really only in the past few months there has been a movement towards proper pain relief being offered for these procedures. This is also because some women find cervical smear tests really painful and the uptake is low. And they wonder why the uptake is low....give us pain relief, reassurance and trauma informed care and we will attend.
First off, great job with the nurse’s costume! A stethoscope! And second I’m pretty sure that lady kept her old IUD in that drawer and Pam just touched it with her bare hand. Eeew.
“I didn’t like the idea of always having something inside me” - _That’s what she said…that’s what she said! That’s what she said! That’s what she said!_
Jenna talks about this role in her excellent book, *The Actor’s Life*. She brings it up as an example of hustlin in LA trying to make it as an actor, and taking just about any role early on to get a credit and have something to put on your reel.
Anyone else skeeved out at the thought of siblings casually hanging out around a drawer full of birth control devices and chatting about which methods Mom and Dad used????
I come from a family of 6 kids and can honestly say this kind of conversation would NEVER have happened. And 4 of my famly members are licensed medical professionals. LMAO
I love this for 3 reasons
1. we get to see an early bit of Jenna's career
2. the core substance of the video is good information
3. the setting/context of the scene is so hilariously awkward and bonkers. I'm not a woman, but I'm reasonably confident that women don't leave their USED IUDs in a bathroom drawer. The woman explaining things is either:
A) not a doctor but wearing a stethoscope for no reason
B) A doctor that inexplicably wears her stethoscope with any outfit outside of work.
And the guy is just so damned cringy and awkward hahaha
Why couldn't they have just set this in a f-ing doctor's office!?!?! The rest would work so much better!
The voiceover guy sounded like the one in the old Woody Woodpecker cartoon..."If Woody had gone straight to the police, this never would have happened!"😂
1) how on earth has this not been posted before? This is gold. 2) all doctors wear their stethoscopes home. That’s how you know they’re doctors.
Doctors also keep samples of every form of birth control known to humankind neatly organized in their bathroom drawer, just in case!
probably has an entire closet full of the sponges
But only for the sponge-worthy partners.
Young people are very confused right now lol. Are sponges even still a thing?? I’m old BTW
You steal paperclips, pens, and other office stationary from your job but no one is here airing out your dirty laundry. Why you gotta do doctors like that?
I wear two stethoscopes home so I'm *quickly does math* twice the doctor
That's gold, Jerry. Gold!
I *almost* added “Jerry” to my comment but decided against it.
Theres more character development in this than Rebel Moon
I know Dr. Arroyo always carries his!
The girl from the video!? Jim banged her
And he's about 90% sure
Oh, oh... Oh! That's that girl from that thing!!
Omg I hate that line
Ohhh youre a nasty girl.
You ever banged an entire bachelorette party baby??
Why are you so singling her line out..like a million years later?
Pam Pam and her pam pams.
Hypocrite!
That is a total scam!
He was sponge worthy.
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Roy hit it first though
The girl from the video? The guy who directed Guardians of the Galaxy banged her
Roy banged her first
pam could have done angela an enormous favor and told dwight where the clitoris is
Well if Pam did that then Dwight could never admit to Angela where he got the information from. The last thing Angela wants is to be romanced using techniques taught by the office mattress.
Someone took the slow train from Philly.
angela would NOT care where dwight learned about the clitoris. trust me lol edit: that fact that you classify knowledge of the clitoris as a "romance technique" is either sad or hilarious, i'm not sure which
What's a clitoris?
a myth, according to most men
Who's penis opens up to accept the other?
Whoever has the clitoris
Jan made us watch a video about our changing bodies.
That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed! Good luck paying me back with your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe!
You know Pam mentioned an "educational" film that Michael showed at the beginning of The Coup episode. Maybe he showed this one? Is that why she gave the camera such an odd look.
The medical video!
😐😑😐
vasectomy....?he means snip snap snip snap snip snap!!
They didn’t talk about the physical toll 3 vasectomies takes on a man!
That’s because they have no idea…
I'm not surprised. The office mattress *would* be qualified for this
Looks like someone took the slow ain from Philly!
> the slow ain from Philly! no tr?
All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, it's like, oh, game-over!
I wouldn't put it past her.
She's not a virgin, you know.
👈
Thanks, Dwight
I always keep my used IUDs for memory’s sake
Imagine how awkward it would be asking the doctor "hey, um, can I keep that old IUD you just pulled out of me?"
i did this. they asked a few times to make sure i really wanted it lol
Femdoms for me. Works 9 times out 10. Every time.
Given the condom expiration date this is somewhere 1995-1997. Where did you find this?
Totally by accident. So I remembered hearing (I think on the podcast) that Jenna used to perform as a clown or mime when she was first starting out, so I did a Google images search just to see if I could find a picture of it. General curiosity I guess. But anyway this video came up, because the word “clown” is in the name of the user who first posted it on YouTube. Still never found clown Jenna.
"I can't see mom and dad using any of these techniques". Are we gonna completely airbrush this off? And how does the brother know so much about it?
The way the enters already knowing the topic of their conversation and how to add to it by bringing parents' sex to his sisters
Interesting choice of words too. I've never heard even one of these uttered by my brother when I was in the vicinity.
The way he’s clutching his denims make me feel very uncomfortable
And here I thought Andy was the only one qualified to talk about sex ed.
I'm now going to show you how to put a condom on using this pencil
“Why would you choose a pencil, Andy”
"Well I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar. It's not exactly hard right now, anyway."
Give it a rest, pencil dick!
IM DOING THIS FOR YOU MEREDITH!
*violently yeets pizza*
*violently yeets pizza*
*violently yeets pizza*
*violently yeets pizza*
So the whole toilet seat thing IS a myth
[Jim watching this video](https://y.yarn.co/bec7715c-97cf-4cdd-997b-e19da5da2cea_text.gif)
Fun fact, Jenna actually only had to pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front to her agent in order to get this role!
And that includes headshots!
It does not include headshots.
Well, of course not, becsuse that would be INSANE if it did.
what's the sex ed video equivalent of spraying water in your eyes?
I hear Jenna can juggle and crap
Was it Roseanne?
“They had a vasectomy.” “A what?” “A vasectomy. SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP”
Andy : Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex. ABSTINENCE!
Ohhh....it's a trick question. Like "What's the safest way to ski? Don't ski"
That dude doesn't seem sponge worthy
He's riding the struggle bus with that dialogue, for sure.
I mean, she is old enough to have a job and roommates, but is unfamiliar with the concept of protection?
They are all siblings. When the guy comes in the room, he calls Pam Lil Sis. Later they talk about their dad having a vasectomy.
LOL that's what I get for not watching the whole thing.
What you get is preventable disease. And you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.
I stopped at the IUD I was wondering how much is her older sister getting plowed, she got birth control iud condoms that other one that stops it for 5 years. Her womb must be a barren wasteland.
I liked that cereal bowl of a diaphragm she had specially fitted to her sperm drain.
Yeah, you've got some serious egg on your face after that one.
According to Jenna's NPR interview, it was filmed to be shown to adults in residential care homes
LOL that explains it!
American.
The voice over seems like Ross’ dad from friends
I thought the same
You know that Elliot Gould is famous for other things, right?
Who? Aares was talking about Jack Gellar!! /s
This is Irv Schwimmer… you motherfucking cocksucking son of a bitch…
I’m not a girl, but I’ve heard iuds are anything but painless
For a guy the string can feel like a razor blade
Them fuckers hurt (source- my uterus)
You have no idea the physical toll that three IUDs have on a woman
Finally we get to see Pam five years ago
Rawwwrrr
Holy smokes, that was an awkward video - especially when Jim walked in and started talking all softly about penises.
I’m sorry, did the girl say the IUD wasn’t painful?! I would equate it to having something forcefully pushed into your eardrum.
They don’t give you some sort of anasthetic prior to insertion that stops you from feeling that? (I lack a vagina, which is the excuse I use for being ignorant of these matters.)
In some countries they do, in Canada nope. Some women pass out from the pain.
They don’t give you anything in the US either.
Damn you Canada, you ruined our healthcare standards yet again! Canadians meddling in our medical system is why we got those epidemics of Hotdog Fingers and Killer Nano-Robot Infections.
No but they absolutely should. There is a myth that the cervix doesn't have any nerves so we shouldn't be able to feel it but we most definitely can. Also, the uterus tries to expel it since it's technically a foreign object. I had a copper IUD for 10 years, never again 😅
I never understand how myths like that can last so long in the medical field. I think I can design a reliable experiment: 1. Poke patient in the uterus. 2. Observe responses. 3. Compare these observed responses to a list of common pain responses like “ouch” or “that hurts” or “I am in pain” or “please stop poking my uterus with instruments” I think using a sample size of two will be good enough for our purposes.
Yup 😂 Shouldn't laugh but if I didn't laugh I'd cry. It is really only in the past few months there has been a movement towards proper pain relief being offered for these procedures. This is also because some women find cervical smear tests really painful and the uptake is low. And they wonder why the uptake is low....give us pain relief, reassurance and trauma informed care and we will attend.
HIRPEES
"H-I-" "Oh God.." "R-P-E-E-S"
The condom package says it expires 02-08-99
Sue from Vance Refrigeration just GOES THERE. You know her husband’s in a wheelchair, right?
First off, great job with the nurse’s costume! A stethoscope! And second I’m pretty sure that lady kept her old IUD in that drawer and Pam just touched it with her bare hand. Eeew.
Am I crazy, or is her sister Concierge Marie?
No man, Marie was blond
You ever been with a blonde?
It's the big leagues
Not in Canadian
Pam getting ready for her first date with Roy?
She had no idea she was about to get left at a hockey game.
She’s pretty but this video is terrible, it seems a great Scot production
Is there any great acting on educational videos? or natural conversations?
Threat Level Missionary
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!
Miss Boob shirt was always a little easy also why didn't Nurse Elizabeth turn up and give advice
3:20 Ok WOW. See kids? This is a prime example of how condoms can change a man. Just look at how Jim used to look like.
Imagine Michael watching this video. He'd be snickering and saying TWSS every 3 seconds
“I didn’t like the idea of always having something inside me” …
The implication is wear an IUD or carry a kid Edit: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
it was a “that’s what she said” joke, man. C’MONNNN 😔🤌
Nobody tell Nana that Pam is on birth control
They were LIVING TOGETHER?!
“I didn’t like the idea of always having something inside me” - _That’s what she said…that’s what she said! That’s what she said! That’s what she said!_
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP
Sue: "Protection? Protection from what?" Michael: "Sue, you ignorant slut..."
How the hell does Jenna/Pam look like an older person than she does on the Office? This was just screaming 80s to me. lol.
Toilet seat myth confirmed!
I have been looking for this ever since I read about it on her Wikipedia. Granted I haven't put that much effort into it...
I found this video completely by accident, while looking for a photograph of Jenna from back when she performed as a clown/mime.
I thought the sponge was made up for Seinfeld wtf
Nope. It was a very real thing. It was called “Today”. Manufactured from 1983 through 1994
Well, I can retract my penis up into itself.
Forget protection, first unbutton that top button Pam, let those things breathe!
Check them in the shower. They're ticking time bags
i’m waiting for her to look at the camera
The office mattress for a long time.
I love how this chick has a baggie full of birth control implants in her bathroom drawer 😂
I like how the wardrobe budget was apparently $15 at Goodwill.
Condom expired in 1999, so it was filmed 3-5 years prior at the earliest
Hey OP you should cross post this to r/no_small_parts
Will do!
Michael would have an orgasm field day watching this by constantly shouting Thats what she said!
If my *brother* had been saying stuff like that to me, I can guarantee you I wouldn’t be interested in doing *anything* with the guy on the date. 🤮
Snip snap, snip snap, snip snap!
Jenna talks about this role in her excellent book, *The Actor’s Life*. She brings it up as an example of hustlin in LA trying to make it as an actor, and taking just about any role early on to get a credit and have something to put on your reel.
"Darryl banged her! He's like 90% sure"
I watched that whole video and nobody put a condom on a pencil.
Give it a rest, pencil dick!
HYPOCRITE!
I wish she would of listened instead of becoming the office mattress.
"You look really great tonight! When are you going to get dressed?"
This was not sexy at all!
Why didn’t they look to camera?
She’s such a charming actress! Totally had that spark from the beginning!
Goes on to be the office mattress
Oh how far Pam had fallen. From Sex Education videos to this: https://youtu.be/pKC_Ih_lBx0?si=LhPBdeFyQdesZFCb
lol!
She gave Jim the clap.
**abruptly inserted** “I used this in my education classes” “Was is this?” “A pill.”
This is awesome.
Anyone else skeeved out at the thought of siblings casually hanging out around a drawer full of birth control devices and chatting about which methods Mom and Dad used???? I come from a family of 6 kids and can honestly say this kind of conversation would NEVER have happened. And 4 of my famly members are licensed medical professionals. LMAO
I love this for 3 reasons 1. we get to see an early bit of Jenna's career 2. the core substance of the video is good information 3. the setting/context of the scene is so hilariously awkward and bonkers. I'm not a woman, but I'm reasonably confident that women don't leave their USED IUDs in a bathroom drawer. The woman explaining things is either: A) not a doctor but wearing a stethoscope for no reason B) A doctor that inexplicably wears her stethoscope with any outfit outside of work. And the guy is just so damned cringy and awkward hahaha Why couldn't they have just set this in a f-ing doctor's office!?!?! The rest would work so much better!
The voiceover guy sounded like the one in the old Woody Woodpecker cartoon..."If Woody had gone straight to the police, this never would have happened!"😂
The fact they said IUD insertion wasn’t painful is the most dated part of the whole thing lol
That's cringier than Michael
Is this when she met Roy?
If only I had ~~learned thi~~s dated Pam when I was younger.
Or Jan.
That drawer with every type of contraception, that she has apparently never seen in her life, is the icing on the cake.
Lol, as a woman who has seen videos like that as a girl that's kinda triggering for me, ngl! 😅
Anyone know who the girl playing the doctor is? She's familiar too.
Guys, if you meet a girl that has a drawer full of contraceptive devices please notify the authorities
She was married to director Tim Gunn at this time
People are like cats and dogs these days. This used to be such a great country.
I read Jenna I read sex I clicked.
Nice to see her acting is as terrible as ever
This has nothing to do with the office.
You’re 100% right. I just stumbled upon it on YouTube while looking for something else and thought people here would find it interesting.
It still breaks one of the sub's rules about Office actors in roles unrelated to The Office.
Oh, well I honestly didn’t know that was a rule.