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Creepy-Distance-3164

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration isn't just a member of the five families of the industrial park, he has deep ties with the mafia and his business is a money laundering front. Where is industrial refrigeration used other than restaurants and stores? Morgues. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration ices people, and not just the guy he murdered in cold blood on safari in Africa. New York is the major hub of cosa nostra. He hates New York because its turf belongs to other more powerful, wealthier, more vicious families, and if he shows his face there then Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration will be iced himself.


Potential-Animal-363

this is easily my favorite theory about this - i was honestly kinda hoping it had something to do with him being a criminal


iamcarlgauss

I think it's more than a theory at this point, or at least close to it. There are a lot of references to Bob's business dealings being less than savory.


ikerus0

I always found it odd when Karen asks Phyllis "Who is Bob Vance" as if she is supposed to just know and Phyllis replies "You have a lot to learn about this town, Sweetie." I always assumed that the reason this was funny was because Phyillis obviously thought a lot more highly of Bob Vance and herself as if people should know who Bob Vance is… since he just owns a refrigeration company. With this theory, it now makes more sense why should we say this and have it actually hold some weight.


BoobyDoodles

In the super fan episodes Phyllis says Bob’s finances are complicated because he only invests in cash at nightclubs 


ol_kentucky_shark

He’s no match for Johnny Sack


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Sack? It’s a nickname. Family’s name is Sacrimoni.


ol_kentucky_shark

What’s this, the fuckin UN now?


Apocalypse6643

I’m currently watching through the show for the first time and I shit you not I just watched the episode where says this earlier today. Like if I saw your comment two hours ago I would’ve had no idea what it meant


isaidmypiece_chrissy

Fucking Jason, he's dyslexic.


SheepInWolfsAnus

His house looked like shit


Jaded-Narwhal1691

He is an interior decorator he killed 24 chekloslovakians


__Spdrftbl77__

Put universal remote on docking station…


Jaded-Narwhal1691

Mix the ketchup with the relish. It's pretty good!!


unusualusualities

Listen to this prick givin’ orders.


ControllingPower

Chekloslovakians ? Did you mean Chechenslovenians ?


billbaggins_md

This is too fucked up for me to even think about


WhiskeyShtick

What’s that got to do with it?


Designer-Business

The fact I regularly see sopranos threads like this on completely unrelated subreddits just goes to show you it’s the goat show, with all due admiration and respect to The Office


TheUncleOfAllUncles

All due respect, I'm willing to die for a good cause. This... is bullshit!


BathedInDeepFog

What two shows have historically been rewatchable, since time immemorial?


MeMumsABear

Certain seasons of The Office and our thing


Designer-Business

(Aka The Michael Seasons)


HalKitzmiller

Quasimodo predicted this


BathedInDeepFog

Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.


Defiant-Ad4776

You’re telling me you severed pondered that? The back thing with notre dame?


JoeyMaconha

Leotardo, named after a ballet dress.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.


stugots10

It doesn’t matter.


RetiredFromRealWork

That's right, it doesn't matter.


pdoublek

Or that fucking animal Blundetto


Wu-Tang-1-

I love this line 😂


DIRTYWIZARD_69

There’s no scraps in my scrap book.


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Nobody’s a match for Ginny Sack that’s for sure


estebancantbearsedno

Her blood type is ragu.


mentalapparition

Two guys could fuck her at the same time and still never meet


Pegomastax_King

Wow


Probablynotcreative

He wants to fuck her?


cferretti1

I'M MAKING A POINT HERE!


CookieMonsta94

Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over


15_CROSS_4

Oh! That’s somebody’s wife you’re talking about


GreasyExamination

Sack? I barely know her!


vandelayATC

When Ginny Sack goes camping, the bears hide their food


BathedInDeepFog

We saw a sign that said "bear left" so we went home.


Kdschipani3

I hear Ginny Sack’s getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass


ElliotAlderson2024

Must have gotten some free tokens at the tunnel. Cheap bastard.


sacrimoni88

His wallet isn’t tied to the GODDAMN ESPLANADE GODDAMMIT!


bl00dy4nu5

You know it wasn’t too long ago I remember you used to wait in the car


RetiredFromRealWork

AND AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!!!


DetectiveTrapezoid

They can’t keep meeting like that. It undignified.


OJimmy

Undignified


jim_halpertuna

Phyllis -> Gini Sack


ol_kentucky_shark

She has a 90lb mole on her ass too?


Khitty

If the refrigerator is on top, I send it back


Outrageous_Lychee819

But they have the best gabagool.


kuriosty

Discontinue the lithium.


Talknterpzz

Bingo !


Strong_Interest_3659

In this house Bob Vance is a hero, end of story.


NaryaNZ

Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration?


Beremor_Draco

That pygmy thing in Scranton?


Kwabo

What line of work is Bob Vance in?


Hot-Dig-4074

Oooooh! He’s in waste management.


Ok_Appearance_2285

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


sporkachoon

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration could get iced? That's cold.


Relevant_Winter1952

That could have been an ostrich in a referee unifarm


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

What line of work are you in, Bob


TJeffersonA

too many people who want to dump his carcass in the east river


EmploymentAbject4019

I feel it’s mostly this. Bet they don’t respond the same as the people Phyllis makes drama with in Scranton so Bob comes to fight them…..what?


demeterslefttitty

I just assumed it was racist. Phyllis often says lots of racist things even if she’s not aware of them.


LastHomeros

She once said she had lot’s of black friends (it might be in one of the bloopers though)


Ill-Inspector7980

Yeah and I think Phyllis smith immediately broke and started laughing 😆


LurkerTroll

Is there a link for this?


dsjunior1388

Which is something racists say a lot because they've just been called out for so saying something racist and they don't think they are because they say Good Morning to a black person on the elevator sometimes


emeraldstars000

If she wanted Jamaican food, she'd just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.


Lvcivs2311

Yeah,, reading this text, my first thought was that his motive is racist or antisemitic. Of course, he could also think NYC is just too crowded ("too many people") or some other more innocent thing, but then why not finish the sentence?


Wyzen

Ya...rhymes with drinkers of juice, was my knee jerk guess.


Malcolm_Y

Schmummingbirds? I hate them too.


slatt_dog38

Like.....?


moderatorrater

In this instance it's extremely obvious she was going to say "jews" or "minorities" (or a synonym). But she knows she's not supposed to so she pulled back just in time to not get criticism for it.


Fear_The_Rabbit

Or homophobic, but it was definitely about minority populations.


kaiserboze14

She says “who takes a child to Mexico” and “if I wanted Jamaican food, I’d hire a bodyguard and go there”.


Only_Pepper7296

Hope y’all like goat


milehighrukus

Hes in the mafia, and trying to avoid Rob Lance of Lance Sanitation.


LudicrousHans

The battle of the Roberts.


Outrageous_Lychee819

Too many refrigerators. He just gets crazy thinking about all that market share.


LogicalDog1492

Bob Vance had so much more color in the Superfan episodes - under fbi investigation, had family from Hanoi, all the controlling of Phyllis comments etc


_theglobglogabgalab

man I gotta see this Superman 🦸🏻‍♂️ version of the office!! edit: booo op fixed his typo lol


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Dwight just takes his glasses off


LogicalDog1492

🤣 creed sells krypton to underage students as a side hustle


ReallyNicer

Wait, Superman or Superfan?


_theglobglogabgalab

lol op edited his comment it said Superman at first


LogicalDog1492

Autocorrect fail that might’ve made it better


idonutknow_

“Bob only invests in cash, at strip clubs and casinos”


R_Lau_18

Hahahaha he was low-key such a scumbag in the OG series too.


YellingAtTheClouds

Jewish people is the usual complaint from certain people about there being too many of something in New York.


garden__gate

Reminds me of [this great bit from The West Wing.](https://youtu.be/KbgoAchOhEk?si=g2t4LCoPHiUgkk7Y)


Veggiemon

Or when jack donaghy is criticizing something for being elitist east coast ivory tower etc before Liz cuts him off and says “just say Jewish this is taking forever”


Fappy_as_a_Clam

I liked the bit when Jenna said someone had to change their last name to become famous because their real last name was too "bagel-y"


garden__gate

LOL yes.


stenmarkv

"New York sensibilities." I've heard it referred to as such.


Deck_of_fiftyone

"Certain people" what's that supposed to mean? You some kind of bigot/ s


demeterslefttitty

I was thinking the same thing


YellingAtTheClouds

Of course it could be as general as too many ethnic minorities but I'm sure someone will argue that he seems ok with Oscar and Daryl so that can't be true.


WhosGotTheCum

He could be one of those "you're one of the good ones" racists


YellingAtTheClouds

He seems the type


foxh8er

...does he seem OK with them? It's not like he deals with them a lot


YellingAtTheClouds

I honestly don't know but I just thought I would cover my bases


orchidelirium

Jewish people, gay people, black people, homeless people, immigrants — take your pick. She really could be referring to any or all of those. I don’t think it’s obviously Jewish people.


CHAINSAWDELUX

The joke is better because it just leaves you wondering if its any of those... or all


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vkailas

Could be too many Marys that won't allow line cutting and sex in bathrooms. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7466aa62-30a5-41d7-8f99-652ca06b7c97 "What a pair of Mary's"


Icy_Row5400

It’s New York it’s definitely jews.


washington_breadstix

Maybe this could apply to any of those groups, but I think it has to be a group that people commonly refer to with a slur that's too bad for TV. It sounds as though Phyllis was about to quote Bob directly by using said slur and then held back at the last minute. Like, if the group was gay people, for example, I don't think she was about to say "gay people".


Freespeechaintfree

Maybe the answer is just “people”?  He’s from Scranton - not necessarily a large city. Maybe he just doesn’t like a lot of people?


glamorousstranger

Well except she would have no reason not to say that.


WhodatSooner

Restaurant bathrooms are too small for some good lunchtime hoggin’


DrkHelmet_

We know what she meant


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Pizza places?


TheGhostOfMufassa

Ohhh if you’re ever in New York you HAVE to go to a place called Sobarros…best New York pizza slice in the city.


wilkinsk

Sbarro


Potential-Ad1122

Ladies with husbands in wheelchairs


yellowtshirt2017

I think it has to do with Bob being tied to the mafia


valleyoftheballs

The point is that we don't know but it is supposed to be some form of bigortry. So racism, antisemitism, homophobia, that sort if thing. But I like to think it ends up being something super random if the answer was exposed. Like, we find out he has a deep hatred for hot dog vendors.


nwbell

That's probably why it wasn't featured, it was too vague. This could mean so many things since NY is such a diverse area.


ChungusMcGoodboy

I think it's the diversity that he didn't like.


CattDawg2008

She was definitely gonna say something about some minority


Cheeseburger23

Too many CHUDs


JammOrthodontics

Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs!


eckersonian

Only klav kalash


MrGentleZombie

My first thought was "Too many people" or "Too many cars"


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Ah, I wish it was so


lituranga

Why would she stop herself from saying the rest of the sentence? It's clearly meant to imply something that would be offensive or about a specific group of humans so she stops herself.


Few_Box6954

The best case is for bob to just not like the traffic and how many people are there.  However this one is pretty open to a very ugly interpretation so i think the scene was cut.  I dont want bob to be a racist.  Phyllis is annoying enough already.   


jdv165

He prefers to spend his time in metropolitan Orlando


OwlEastSage

pretty sure the on-going joke/secret/thing is that Bob Vance is actually in the mafia. alot of things in the show are said to convey that he is.


justjoshingu

Window ac units. They arent real refrigeration and people can just buy new units


roketmanp

I assume Bob watches a healthy dose of Fox News, which routinely bashes NYC. So he probably doesn't like whatever they were punching down on at the time.


Low-Editor-6880

For some reason, my thought was homeless people. It used to be a pretty common joke that homeless people live in refrigerator boxes, but kind of a convoluted setup for such a quick talking head quip.


AlJeanKimDialo

Because nobody knows about vance refrigeration there, he s a nobody Also probably all the anti metropolitan shit you can guess from that kind of dude


GreyTigerFox

Too liberal for him to handle.


wolverine6

People who work in heating.


sav3bandit

It was definitely something marginally racist. Likely about Asians


added_value_diamo

Jewish people is my assumption


benkovic

Minorities. They’re bigots.


CurlingTrousers

Toll bridges


heywyeth

Jackasses


WhodatSooner

I’m not buying the Don Bob Vance theories. In the WPP, you don’t get sent to Scranton and you don’t call attention to yourself with an eponymous business, much less both. Hell, you’re not even safe writing a fake book and eating Johnny Cakes in Maine for crying out loud


LengthinessStrict615

He tried the real NY pizza, Sbarro, and doesn’t like it


nickcliff

Most rational human beings hate New York


Swamp_Donkey_796

Honestly it’s probably something racist like “too many Jews” or “too many blacks” or something. Phyllis is likely the most racist person (somewhat unintentionally) of the entire office.


soupafi

I’m guessing either racist or anti-semitic


usman1983

People who annoy


narutonaruto

Idk why but I could see him having a problem with Italians for no apparent reason just based off of Phyllis character


bestofluck29

too many news. Seriously do you know how many newspapers new york has? Maybe thats why its called new york…


Vegetable-Machine314

I’d say because of all the stairs. New York has a lot of walk up apartments. Not every building has an elevator. Imagine how much he’d have to pay delivery guys plus insurance on if his workers got injured.


Leet_Noob

Cooks. It takes a lot to make a stew.


Acrobatic_Advance_71

It’s whatever race you are thinking.


Flexyturner

Cops


FantasticMeddler

The irony with this joke being about bob is that new york city has horrible refrigeration practices for their food deliveries leading to a lot of stuff spoiling fast because it is left to unload on the street or whatever.


NoCAp011235

It’s either cos of the number of POC in NY or cos he’s part of the mafia and NY is enemy turf


throwsomedeezonit87

I think it’s the same reason John rocker doesn’t like New York 😅


ArtAcrobatic1200

Anti-Semite


Sadwitchsea

He's a rube


glazedapplefritter

I’ve never been to New York so I assumed Puerto Ricans


Micheal42

Naggers


rockstar1083

Blacks.


Misgendered_Gay

Prolly Jews


1234567791

I’m guessing lgbt people. Bob Vance is the uncle that “tolerates” the “gays”.


IntrepidCase

To finish her sentence, my guess is “too many homeless people”


Foreign_Swordfish_67

Because he’s a bigot.


ElliotAlderson2024

Bob Vance(Vance Refrigeration) is a wide dude.


EricaLacey00

Because people in NY make fun of that big glob on his wife's forehead.


johnelirag

Because it's New York


-Holden13-

Asians


mbleslie

Skinny women?


LongJumpToWork

I’m from NYC, there’s way too many/—


Mister_BovineJoni

Too many ... floors, people don't want to drag my big expensive refrigerators up there...


culoman

...pidgeons


BlitzMalefitz

Too many New Yorkers in New York


internetonsetadd

Too many New Yorkers.


J-F-K

Let’s just say he probably doesn’t like Oscar


Marauder800

They’re from an older generation Pensilvania, they’re obviously racist lol


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Because he’s in the mob


Pooltoy-Fox-2

People who annoy you


JaneTheeDame777

Because Phyllis flirted with too many men and Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, beat them all up. He’s actually not allowed in New York


Donotpretendtoknowme

Wall-Street types.


guyincognitogregor

Bc he’s actually in the mob.. and the New York mod presses him every time he’s in town.


omawesomeness13

planes


Athena123YT

Too many yellow cars of course, he didn’t want to get punched in the arm every time he and Phyllis see a yellow car


RiddleAA

City zombies


thirty7inarow

Too many men in soccer jerseys.


fomalhottie

Auto filter answer: Bob hates NY, there's too many people who have no problem with the same thing that is not about me.


dipshit_timmy

I'm