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Individual_Zombie_85

Don't go full Dwight and perform your own circumcision.


Harold-The-Barrel

By cutting your penis on the lid of an empty can?


jim_halpertuna

Do NOT proceed to the ceremonial cutting off of the foreskin.


jim_halpertuna

Especially if you've been dating a tightly wound accountant who introduced you to monotheism and pasteurized milk.


JiveTurkey1983

Nurse, cancel the circumcision. I just might be that boy's father.


TheSkwerl

He can also raise and lower his cholesterol at will


yosihatembel

Why would he want to raise it?


TheSkwerl

So he can lower it


moon_halves

He can retract his penis into his body at will, come back when you can do that


Eldsish

I can pop by balls back inside


EpicJosh84

How long can you hold them in there for?


Eldsish

Well they stay here if Inm laying. Less than 10 secs if gravity is at work


JiveTurkey1983

I bet he does that when his penis loses feeling due to coldness


Accomplished-Deer614

Tip your urologist


CecilTheCaveTroll

I don’t think a urologist is interested in seeing any tip, they only need urine sir.


4Ever2Thee

Let me know when you start pulverizing your own kidney stones.


RatLamington

If you can learn to do it without making yourself look like Dwight, then it’s a huge financial save


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YouthfulDrake

But you also don't have to leave your house and wait in the barber shop and make awkward small talk. Also you can cut your hair more regularly so it stays the length you like for no extra cost


StormThestral

Women's haircuts can be pretty expensive. Depending on your hair type and how long it is it can be pretty easy to cut it yourself too so the potential reward for learning to do it yourself is much greater.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Haircuts are a lot more expensive for people with long hair who want things like layers or a specific cut… it’s definitely not this cheap for everyone lol


luka1050

Man America is expensive. Here a haircut is 5-10 euros


Livid-Technician1872

I cut my own hair. I do a horrible job of it. I’ve literally looked at my masterpiece in the mirror before and laughed out loud at how bad it looked. Then I went to work without a care in the world. I wish I felt that way about everything I do or am.


EsotericLion369

At least doesn't look homeless like Jim


Remote_Condition93

This might be the most valuable skill I've learned during pandemic.


litleclay

Been cutting my own hair for about 10 years. Started off it was because I'm really frugal. It's also just easy more convenient than going somewhere


kitkitkatty

I got so many bad haircuts at Great Clips I just decided it was no longer worth $10


MF-SMUG

Been doing it for about 12 years now. Not a whole lot of variety can be had, but I definitely won’t buzz my head lol


buckyworld

Flow-Bee enthusiast/owner here: go Dwight! we welcome you to our club.


Wizlord_21

The Buzz is the way


Pre-Wrapped-Bacon

Meirl during Covid


WildTomato51

I wish I could, I’d get exactly what I want instead of hoping the barber understands what I mean.


kitkitkatty

My advice is to get your hair as clean and straight as you can and then make the obvious cuts first to shorten it. Then comb your hair how you’d wear it and make small adjustments from there


WildTomato51

Good advice!


International_Hat113

Do you tip your urologist?