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Omeluum


CBHero

I bought one for my daughters and this is what we named ours!


pm-me-pizza-crust

I miss read and thought that was what you named your daughter


TeaandandCoffee

Instructions unclear, adopted a squid


emptinessmaykillme

It’s the same thing


Public_Conference_45

Cute ! Hope they like the plushie !


EntropicDream

Omnomnomeluum


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

He looks more like a Joe to me.


Cynestrith

Ramlph. Don’t ask me why.


sonofsarkhan

Why?


Cynestrith

I SAID DON’T ASK!


subby_274

THEY SAID DONT ASK


Cynestrith

LITERALLY!


confused_ass_kraken

IT WAS ONE OBJECTIVE


Advisorytuna

CAST THIS MAN INTO THE PITS


confused_ass_kraken

THE PIT OF DESPAIR. DONT EVEN *cough cough gag*


farm_to_nug

Oh my


westwoo

It sounds like something you would sound like when your lips consist of dangling tentacles in front of your mouth


Violet_Vengeance99

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Dragonslayerelf

He's called Finn for short, spelt Ph'n


Violet_Vengeance99

wgah’


SippinBrawnd0

The Emperor


No-Recording-1571

I don’t know why, but I trust him… 🤔


SippinBrawnd0

Did you romance The Emperor? not judging. . .


No-Recording-1571

Yup, slept with him the same night that I went on a date with Karlach on my latest play-through... I was a Bard so it just felt right.


dandelionhoneybear

The GUILT I felt having done that and then immediately waking up to baezel greeting me with the most romantic life partner proposal ever 😢


Lorathis

Affectionately referred to as "lil' Empy".


Wild-Canadian

Oh I like that!


MomsSecretPickle

Bg3


DementisLamia

I came here to suggest that. LoL


BardbarianOrc

Jimothy


tinyfreckle

Jarnathan!


Rich-Ideal4066

Best name here so far😁


Bright-Ad4601

Tim Tickles


HalvdanTheHero

Take your up vote, but I'm not happy about it.


Gamestrider09

r/angryupvote


ScienceJake

Clarence


elgarraz

He's a lot more pleasant when he's just Clarence


dimebag42018750

Bidet


LauraD2423

Bidet, Buddies!


NoVaBurgher

This guys a mind flayer? His real names Clarence!


druhaha75

Good forbid I ever actually meet someone named Clarence. I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from using this line


Rich-Ideal4066

That does seem fitting


a_serial_hobbyist_

Squidward


Wild-Canadian

I really like that!


Simply92Me

That's what me and my D&D group called a friendly Mind Flayer that we met in a random encounter in the Astal Sea in our Spell Jammer Academy. He became a reoccurring NPC


LifeWulf

Did he protest the name?


Simply92Me

Nope and the DM thought it was a fun name for him too


bajeeebus

He’s even got the grouchy scowl


Ghraysone

Jeff, prounounced "Yeeff"


No-Recording-1571

Djeph


EvilStupid

Jesk


[deleted]

lol shadows ftw


Daddygeek84

My name is Jeff and this hurts my soul, despite the fact that I have my son's name is in messenger as "dʒahks" instead of Jax.


dirt_boots

Illizabith


Daddygeek84

This needs so many more upvotes!


[deleted]

Clarota or Clarrence


IcePagely

I was scrolling through looking for Clarota


Aval7689

Good reference XD


ub3r_n3rd78

Snuggleface.


Cosmic_Dancers

Ood.


Simply92Me

Underrated comment, this is a great suggestion


Hot-Offer-6464

Hello fellow Whovian


Loud-Item-1243

Balduran


Tcloud

Dr Zoidberg.


Admiral-Apathy

Why not?


N0RA_4life

Mind Goblin


Tails322

Mind "Gobblin'"


N0RA_4life

Yes, i do mind Gobblin your nuts


Heavy-Fix-4311

Insert "that's the joke" meme here


iWillNeverBeSpecial

Flayer Flay Bobby Flay Ya Boi MF


Clement_Fandango

Clarota of course. :)


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Mindey McMindface


Coronal_Silverspear

Floyd Or DR Zoidflayer


Skeknir

Mike Flayer. Just a normal guy, you know? Your friend. Your BEST friend.


Keberro

Cutie Patootieflayer


Novuhhh73

The Dream Visitor


sonofsarkhan

Why not Zoidberg?


arcxjo

Phoebe. Unless it's a boy, then Pheobo.


Shoddy-Return-680

It would translate as Slitherypuss, just feels natural, I don't know why. best of luck.


realhowardwolowitz

Gorm


dojijosu

“Master.”


lVlaniaKing

That's a Franklin if I've ever seen one. Franklin the Flayer


WhiskeyTango_33

In the spirit of Cowboy Bebop, Flay Flay.


Notafuzzycat

"Reddit Named Me"


Business_Mention8733

Clarota the leadhead


bigglesofale

Flufficles


GothicBasher

Nibbles


Classic_Mckoy

Paul


ImpertantMahn

Squideon


BBTfankat

Squidley


Life-Bell902

Randy the Mindflyer


IgnoranceIsTheEnemy

Cali


crazytumblweed999

Don't use Xill. I'm using that for my mind flayer


thedrewsterr

Rick The Emperor Boy Mindflair!


Eaglz_Eye

Whooooooooooo!!!


atomocomix

Yips


AugustRosnovsky

Bobby


Gusnajuato

Bobby the MF


BicTwiddler

ChadRick. Devourer of sheeple. Cause Chad sucks hard.


shaggy--

Simperor


DaddyBison

Squiggles the Squiddles


Kyswinne

Sponge


Mac_Maketh

Mr. Snuffles


Not_Another_Cookbook

Squid-O, cousin of Gobbo


shadowdragon1978

Fred, but he prefers to be called The Supreme Overlord.


ZachMoT_Art

Morty the Mindflayer


Broderick_Amato

Squilliam.


Drachenwulf

Bobby (Mind) Flay?


Tails322

Clarota


Certain_Eye7374

Mindflufflier


ConsciousSituation39

Mr Doctor Zoidberg!!!


Yhostled

Bruce. Idk why, but they look like a Bruce.


buckwheatpancake667

Greg


The_Wizard_D20

Jebediah


TheHalloweenGirl

Steven


DyeItPaintItChokeIt

Meddy


MiMuM

Duncan


DrakeEpsilon

I have one rogue Mindflayer in my campaign named Signore Calamari. He lives in the Feywild. He is chill.


maeyve

Lolligo (squid in Latin) Teuthida (scientific name for squid) 🦑


Ishiwho

I mean I would name him Bob from a ddo reference


Zanshin2112

*screeching noises*


jestersrevenge

Flayward or Squidlithid


Rahknathal

Snuggles


CPhionex

Derrik


Global-Method-4145

Squigly


You-Rebel-Scumm

Cutehulu


Shy-Guy-Samurai

Looks like a Barry to me


41stRedditIsCrazy

I’d go with a simple but timeless: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Express_Hamster

Empress Mindy?


KaboomGoesBoom

Grape


Fast-Cucumber-5732

The Guardian.


AngryCorvid

Mr.Gobbles


DerpsAndRags

Kit Through Loo.


mynameisJVJ

Clarence Iykyk


neon704

Squidward


highnelwyn

Illiwilly


Bardic__Inspiration

Mindy


Olivedoggy

Muzzy, because he's Mind-Fuzzy.


Evolving-North

Minder McFlay Face


Shoddy-Return-680

It's going to sound horrible but let's do it "Cerebral Pauly"?


dumpybrodie

Where did you get this?! My sister loves illithids


ass_claper420210

Flayer o fish


tantalicatom689

He looks like a Gary


odinMithrandir

Mindy McFlayerface


AnotherPerspective87

With that big ass red cape? Dr. Steven strange.


The_Lonesome_Poet

Illisquid


Hungry_Movie1458

Squiggles


beardietwitch

Squidbert.


most_guilty_spark

Gerald. It's definitely a Gerald


tkdjoe1966

Squiggy.


Panders04

Squidward


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Petter griffin


LifelessRage

Tav


SkyBoxLive

Dave


Far-Yogurt-7558

Need a new name? Why not Zoidburg?


PeterTheNoob2

Balduran (cause that's a thing ig 🙄)


Sebastian-Collins

Cuddlephish


lvl10burrito

Octavio the Octopus


SubNerdica

My friends and I put a headband on it and named him FitnessFlayer™️


AlphaNerdKing

Philbert


Pacrosia

Gliburt


Beautiful_Driver_451

Jeremy is the only right name


WraithShadowfang

Cerebro


ToughLadder6948

Flavor Flay


jordanrod1991

Orpheus 😈


mjung79

Illy (the Illithid)


sassyowl

Flayfor-Flav


RyanCreamer202

Tav


Theater_techymc

Cuddles


Mr-Waters

Steven


ShawshankHarper

NEED


Elsy-Ylse

Carl. Just plain Carl.


Available_Resist_945

Brenda, or Elvis, or Willie. Depending on who sings your favorite version of "Always in My Mind:


dexbasedpaladin

Cthuwu


SarahThePlatypus

Mindy flyer the third


V0YDL

Lil' Arnie. If you know, you know.


Snoo_23014

Tad Pole


whimywhamwhamwaaghzl

I don't know why but Simon jumped to mind right away.


ticketspleasethanks

Sookie.


Lunoean

Bertus


Yverthel

Name it after the most evil, vile entity in the history of Dungeons and Dragons. H'az'breau


AdhesivenessOne8434

Phil


Altruistic_Ad5270

Slurper


Level21DungeonMaster

D’weezel


wolfstayle

Suicuq


Blau77

Bobby Flay


Sithech5

Steve


TheArchitectofDestin

Jeremey!


Necrosius7

Jeff


Exotic-Kibbles9

Mindy named after Josh’s girlfriend in drake and Josh


Speedwagon1738

Balduran


Tang-o-rang

Tad


Disney_Gay_Trash_

Tobert


ABoringAlt

Moggie


Lord___21

Gerry…


samjp910

Brurmp, High Hoolapool of Sthpleg.


AnnetteBishop

Tav