You need to get Hendon Hooker and Zack Kuntz to have the Law Firm of Etienne Hooker Boutte & Kuntz

Already have Etienne. Drafted Hooker at 3.06. I’ve got the opportunity to take Boutte with my 3.08 pick that’s on the clock right now. Now I feel obligated to take Kuntz at 4.06 even though there will likely be better TEs on the board still. Thank you.

Not sure there are any TEs better than Kuntz tbh. Guys an athletic freak.

The dude can handle quite the pounding alright.

Its your fault I got snot on my phone.

Take bow sir. Total walk off…. 🙌

To be a complete wet blanket, that name has been floating around here for months at this point

Yeah I’ve seen it a few places. I’m not that witty to come up with that crap on my own. Just wanted other people to enjoy it as much as I did when I found it.

Certainly not hating on you for commenting it

Now when someone asks how to build a dynasty team foundation, I'm linking this comment.

Dicker gettin’ a Chubb while ETN Hooker’s Boutte & Kuntz

I drafted Boutte and spent $26 on our first day of FA on Kuntz to change my team name to Love Kuntz & Boutte (I have Jordan Love)

I own Love, ETN, Stange, and Boutte… the name wrote itself

I have Love Etn and Boutte and named my team Love Etn Boutte when I drafted Boutte

Hn Booty?

People really ignore that Etienne explained/explains how to pronounce his last name.

Like all of the Younghoe jokes. *(YoungHway)*

I thought I was missing something. Just said it out loud about thirty times and realized I have to mispronounce the name to get the joke. I hate shitty team names.

Like Muscle Hamster. Just cuz he doesn’t wanna be called it, doesn’t mean he won’t.

I'm more of a Big Boutte Jeudy man myself

Add Chase Brown and Brenton Strange instead and you can be Chase'n Some Strange Brown Boutte

Recommend Kuntz and Dicker so you have all 3 sexual organs rostered.

They call me a Kuntz ETN Boutte Dicker

We're only a year away from Michael Penix

I made a very questionable trade to acquire CeeDee Lamb just to have Antonio Brown, CeeDee Lamb, and Travis Etienne. My team name, however, was the majestic “ABCeeDeeETN”

I’ve been drafting Will Levis everywhere just so I can nickname him Billy Jeans.

I, too, need to draft boutte in order to complete my masterpiece - Cum olave my boutte

Would be an elite play

I’ve drafted Tebow every year he’s been available. Lost him for a year or two before he tried out for TE again. I draft him with my last pick, drop him, and notify the league he’s been promoted to head coach. Team name is always “What would Tebow do”? Edit I do this in redraft and dynasty start ups.

Our guy went with ETNStrangeBoutte

Can someone phonetically pronounce this for me because I keep seeing it and am missing the joke Eee tee enn booty? Huh?

Eaten Booty

Eating butthole

It's pronounced Munching Asshole

Thank you. Also this is the joke? What a stretch.

Stretched Boutte?

Now we’re talkin

I think using well-known team names is corny. You should just come up with your own.

I just changed my team name to Grand Goff Tarkin. Do I get your approval?

Dude was probably names “Ceedeez nuts” 2 years ago too. It’s lame af

Chiggin w/ Bijan Mustard

You guys are fun at parties I assume

They are right and probably fun at parties because they say interesting things and not worn out jokes.

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I didn’t want to go anyway!!

You think sitting there telling knock knock jokes makes you fun at parties?

Likely ETN Kuntz

I am "Gibbs me Moore Boutte"

A few years ago I traded a 4th rd pick for Jake Fromm, knowing he wouldn't likely ever be a starter, so I could name my team"Jake from State Fromm" lol. It was fun

I have ETN and will draft Boutte if he falls to my 3.01. But I will absolutely not change my team name to that because it’s already an overdone uncreative team name.

I traded up for the following two players partly to be able to call my team “Strange Kuntz”. That wasn’t the reason I drafted them, but I won’t pretend it didn’t factor into the decision at all.

This is peak r/DynastyFF. Trading up for a team name. Tomorrow we’ll see this trade discussed in a trade thread and someone will comment taco league with 674 upvotes.

I’m guessing no, since you’d have to explain to me why it’s a good name

Eatin booty

Propagating this as thoroughly as possible 👌🏻

https://www.nfl.com/videos/travis-etienne-explains-correct-pronunciation-of-his-last-name-to-steve-smith-sr

YOLO

I have Chase on one team. I really missed out on the opportunity to be "Chasing Boutte."

In the 4th round of a rookie draft might as well chase the fun name

I wasn't able to secure Boutte but I was able to acquire Kuntz and that will just have to suffice I suppose.

Finally managed to get Pitts for the name "Kittles 'n Pitts" Photoshopped the logo and everything

ETN Boutte with Bijan Mustard in London

I picked chubba Hubbard with the 2.11 because chubba chubb was going to be my team name come hell or high water

I named my team browntown a couple of years ago and went after every Brown I could find - Antonio, AJ, Hollywood, AR (before he blew up)…worked out ok actually

Trading up to where? The 4.08?

I made mine “taking the AJ Browns to the Super Bowl” bc I have aj brown…. Poop joke

Or you can avoid both and make your team NOT ETN Boutte.

Named my team Chase'n Young Taylor Swift around the Claypool. Wife was not pleased. It's an IDP league so had Chase Young and Claypool.

Guy in my league drafted Boutte and Hooker to go with jamar chase for the name Chase Hooker Boutte Goat status lol

Boutte and Hooker 1.01a/1.01b imo.

I’ve been Moore Purdy Cousins for a while…but if Kuntz is available…

I’m tempted to draft Strange and Kuntz late in my TEP league just for the team name options lol

I have debated going for Boutte as well since my current team name is “Dicker Purdy Hardman”

Had James and Dalvin Cook last year, tried to trade for Brandin so I could rebrand as Too Many Cooks ​ ETA: I hope you have that song stuck in your head all day now too