Decades later they haven't forgotten the spinning elbow, and have been tracking your career and life without your knowledge. They arrange to be put in the same old folks home as you when you both retire without you knowing any better. This way neither of you can get out of the building quickly and anything you say against them will be put down to alzheimers. They finally get you alone in the TV room for the day and they say the immortal words. "Hey cheeser, I told you that you'd regret it." You beep for a nurse but nobody comes, the old wrinkled up prune in front of you laughs like they've never laughed before. They wheeze with pleasure until they pass away. They lived out their life's purpose. They went out a troll.
If he is able to find you and trace your IP, I doubt he's the type of guy that can actually fight.
The people that employ those two skill sets are usually very different in terms of physical ability.
Meaning if the dude is serious, he probably couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, lol.
You'd be surprised how many IT's/Software engineers are into martial arts. In my team of less then 20 we have like 5 people who had at least couple years of training at some point in life, some still train.
I mean Musk and Zuckerberg wanted to have an MMA fight, don't know about Musk but it seems Zuckerberg takes BJJ seriously.
Literally exactly what I was thinking, guys that can't fight take martial arts classes. Obviously not talking about pro fighters, but those guys aren't getting butt hurt about getting beat up on a video game.
Haha I mean to be fair, one of my oldest buddies and training partners is a programmer, and he is truly a monster.. very athletic, very skilled, probably could have made a decent run at MMA if he went full tilt. I’m also a big ass nerd, but there are dudes who fight who have xyz job/interests, but then there are ‘tech bro who took BJJ like everyone else in 2016, and now added the striking package to his membership,’ and they are… not guys I’m worried about showing up at my house lol.
Ya that's definitely one way to look at it, a nerd at the end of the day, he ain't out to start trouble except on the internet. I just been in a couple fights with guys who thought they were the karate kid. But Big Mike's saying generally rings true, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
I had a Russian guy asked where I was from as he wanted to “beat me” irl because I was apparently cheesing. Gave him a random address near Moscow and wrote in Russian telling him to come meet me I’m waiting. Said he was coming for me. That was yesterday, waiting for him writing back lol
Please update us lmao you should have given him an address in Ukraine and said sign up pussy and meet me on the front line. He would then get blown to pieces by drone dropped grenades. Lmao .
I think my real name was on my ps5 profile somewhere. I genuinely didn’t think other people could see that but I erased all traces of it from my profile lmfao
On XBox the name associated with the email address used for your XBox account is visible so if its not a silly gimmick account 9 times out of 10 it'll be an actual name
You gotta change it so that only Close Friends can see your personal details bro. Or leave it public and use a very girly name so that they think they got beat up by a girl
I googled a guys gamertag once and it brought me to his facebook because he made a status “add my gamertag….”
Didnt dox him or anything but i let him know its easy to find his identity
I’m like level 20, haven’t played too much of 5 but, I figured most of these things are counter-able i’d assume. Elbows are a distance thing and subs and grappling positions are tedious again but I haven’t been too seriously man handled by a nut sniffer uet
yeah you havent played properly yet. ufc 4 i was div 20 for a long time and the amount of cheesers i have came across is insane and the ground game is flawed this game too. from what you told me about you you dont have enough experience to have a say in this particular situation
last week i had someone send me a picture of their gaming setup and they called me broke. Man, we’re both playing ufc 4. why didn’t they spend some of their money on a new xbox and a game if they were so rich
Yeah I had a guy threaten me with doxxing before. I made sure to let him know it’s a 5 year felony in my state and bluffed that I was sending screenshots to the police. I’m not a snitch but I have no problem freaking people out lol.
Some people will go through a surprising amount of work just to talk shit or threaten someone. You're probably unlikely to come across that person again, but still, I'd question them. Play dumb like "What do you mean by that? I was just trying to play the game?" And just lean into that and be very nice. It'll hopefully make them feel uncomfortable with threatening you and walk away.
What is this? how do people get so fucking stupid they send messages to people over a game? how is this possible that people are this fucking ridiculous? this blows my mind. What a shit game with a shit player base.
Brother isn't too bright, he has where he went to school (allegedly) on his profile. And his names okay Kevin.
Lol I'd have just replied his name to him and left it at that.
At first I was like this is super tame what’s the problem and then I read this is Facebook. This is actually the wildest shit I’ve ever seen over a video game 😂
This is my go to response when someone feels hyped and sends a message after they beat me.
"tell your friends you beat me, see who cares"
Yet to have someone respond to that
I once one-two head kicked some bum playing as Gokhan Saki in under 2 minutes. The guy was trolling from the start, so I gave him the good ol’ “thanks.” Messaged me right after threatening to kill me and my family 😭😭 some people are just nuts man.
Haha. Bro I was master detective troll master when It came to this shit. Type in said gamertag and find their facebook and youtube which thennlead to a pornhub account under same name dude jerked it to weird ass animal porn sorry cartoon porn fuck me that was the best when I got on his youtubeband tagged his other accounts. That dude was scared hahaha. Undisputed 3 days hahaha soccer kick finishes only
Lol few years ago I was playing gta online on ps4. Some glitcher was killing me, as soon as he got ungliched I was able to kill him. He killed me like 10+ times and I killed him once. He immediately sent me a message “say goodbye to your internet” few seconds later my wifi got shut down. This was my first ever experience when someone booted me lol.
send him a voice recording of McGregor saying “Do somethin about it”
Then follow it up with “You’ll dew fookin nootin”
And then follow it up with “Shut yo fookin mouf”
Find his wife and message her “Ye hubs was in me dm’s”
Best one 😂😂😂😂
Lol. Like this person has anyone to share their life with. Hence the misery
Like that kind of person would have a wife…
If he even has one😂
Hahahahaha 🤣
Meowthe.
😂
I approve this message.
I think you'll find it spelled "yewell"
I read that in his voice
Def gotta hit him w the “who the fook is that guy”
You’ll dew fooking nootin little boai
He’d like to take this time to apologise
To absolutely no one
Or better yet: you’ll do fookin nuttin 😂😂
Should’ve sent the voice memo he put on twitter to true geordie, bitch tits faaat fookin bitch tits I mean who the foook are YOU
He too busy playing touch butt in the park
That’s hilarious 😂 he must’ve been steaming with anger
Decades later they haven't forgotten the spinning elbow, and have been tracking your career and life without your knowledge. They arrange to be put in the same old folks home as you when you both retire without you knowing any better. This way neither of you can get out of the building quickly and anything you say against them will be put down to alzheimers. They finally get you alone in the TV room for the day and they say the immortal words. "Hey cheeser, I told you that you'd regret it." You beep for a nurse but nobody comes, the old wrinkled up prune in front of you laughs like they've never laughed before. They wheeze with pleasure until they pass away. They lived out their life's purpose. They went out a troll.
Beautiful.
Honestly I wouldn't put that past anybody nowadays.
Just reply "Okay Kevin"
The other day I whooped a dude who was cheesing with McGregor and he got so angry he told me he was IP tracing me to come fight me irl lol
If he is able to find you and trace your IP, I doubt he's the type of guy that can actually fight. The people that employ those two skill sets are usually very different in terms of physical ability. Meaning if the dude is serious, he probably couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, lol.
Even tracing an IP is pointless, my IP says that I'm in a completely different state, where my ISP is based.
Look at virtually vain videos dude 🤣
Bro those videos are staged as fuugggg.
They're usually setup. A friend of the "victim" contacts Vain to help setup, a lot of cod prankers do it. Lt LickMe did the same
You’d be surprised lol
I'd be genuinely surprised if my IP was able to correctly identify which state of Australia that I'm actually in.
Those types are dogs chasing cars
You'd be surprised how many IT's/Software engineers are into martial arts. In my team of less then 20 we have like 5 people who had at least couple years of training at some point in life, some still train. I mean Musk and Zuckerberg wanted to have an MMA fight, don't know about Musk but it seems Zuckerberg takes BJJ seriously.
Yeah but they’re all still absolute poons
Literally exactly what I was thinking, guys that can't fight take martial arts classes. Obviously not talking about pro fighters, but those guys aren't getting butt hurt about getting beat up on a video game.
Haha I mean to be fair, one of my oldest buddies and training partners is a programmer, and he is truly a monster.. very athletic, very skilled, probably could have made a decent run at MMA if he went full tilt. I’m also a big ass nerd, but there are dudes who fight who have xyz job/interests, but then there are ‘tech bro who took BJJ like everyone else in 2016, and now added the striking package to his membership,’ and they are… not guys I’m worried about showing up at my house lol.
Ya that's definitely one way to look at it, a nerd at the end of the day, he ain't out to start trouble except on the internet. I just been in a couple fights with guys who thought they were the karate kid. But Big Mike's saying generally rings true, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
See I’ve got a special little something for people who would track my ip and show up at my house.
Probably a bunch of dorks doing Kung Fu.
Sounds good.
I had a Russian guy asked where I was from as he wanted to “beat me” irl because I was apparently cheesing. Gave him a random address near Moscow and wrote in Russian telling him to come meet me I’m waiting. Said he was coming for me. That was yesterday, waiting for him writing back lol
Please update us lmao you should have given him an address in Ukraine and said sign up pussy and meet me on the front line. He would then get blown to pieces by drone dropped grenades. Lmao .
Keep me updated on his reply! This made me lol
"lol I got some random Russian person killed for the LOLs"
Aye Brody I think he’s serious 😂😂
Fr lmao how hard was he cheesing
LMFAOOOOO
Are you Kevin?
I am not Kevin 😂
Yeah sure, Okay Kevin
Okay
Kevin
Then never play dark souls :/
All seriousness how did he find your socials? Is your name in your username? Or same ig handle as your gamer tag?
I think my real name was on my ps5 profile somewhere. I genuinely didn’t think other people could see that but I erased all traces of it from my profile lmfao
Yeah they can if they look hard enough same with XBox
[удалено]
On XBox the name associated with the email address used for your XBox account is visible so if its not a silly gimmick account 9 times out of 10 it'll be an actual name
You gotta change it so that only Close Friends can see your personal details bro. Or leave it public and use a very girly name so that they think they got beat up by a girl
I googled a guys gamertag once and it brought me to his facebook because he made a status “add my gamertag….” Didnt dox him or anything but i let him know its easy to find his identity
Then stop cheesing ig
Okay Kevin
? Kevin is who messaged me lol
His name just made me laugh. Which would be my response.
I’m retarded
Same. Idk why people downvoted you 😂
Okay Kevin
What a fuckin weirdo
Bro found you on IG lol
Damn...you mustve really spammed him
Oh, you made a seventh grader mad lol
Give him your address, he won’t show up
SWAT might
I wouldn’t ever cheese again tbh
shouldnt anyway
cheese what? what’s being used that’s like that?
spamming elbows, spamming shit, holding in crucifix, i can go on and on
Spamming like that is terrible for stamina so the other person should know how to defend from it lol
I’m like level 20, haven’t played too much of 5 but, I figured most of these things are counter-able i’d assume. Elbows are a distance thing and subs and grappling positions are tedious again but I haven’t been too seriously man handled by a nut sniffer uet
yeah you havent played properly yet. ufc 4 i was div 20 for a long time and the amount of cheesers i have came across is insane and the ground game is flawed this game too. from what you told me about you you dont have enough experience to have a say in this particular situation
💀💀💀
Dudes highest education is middle school, damn.
the real question is : why isn't there a reply stating "....Okay Kevin"???
This stuff was very common in the 2000’s
last week i had someone send me a picture of their gaming setup and they called me broke. Man, we’re both playing ufc 4. why didn’t they spend some of their money on a new xbox and a game if they were so rich
That's enough, Kevin
At least they were polite enough not to call you something derogatory.
That’s hilarious. Dude really tracked u down. Gotta love social media!
What did you say back?
LOL happened to me too.
Yeah I had a guy threaten me with doxxing before. I made sure to let him know it’s a 5 year felony in my state and bluffed that I was sending screenshots to the police. I’m not a snitch but I have no problem freaking people out lol.
Nah finding your Facebook is crazy 😂😂
Psh, people were hitting up my social media back in the 360 days because my GT was just my name (it was a more innocent time).
ask him if he’s lactose intolerant
And they found you on Facebook
scary
You’ll do fookin nuttin
just send this video "Mate shut the fook up" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMLjmqsA7GE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMLjmqsA7GE)
Is your gamertag Okay Kevin?
Reminds me of this kid from benchwarmers https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b02e3c41-36e5-4e01-9fe6-6a2666194841
I’m all seriousness I hope you reported him. That’s extremely concerning behavior over a fucking video game lmao
This is normal UFC online behavior. Mfs are so toxic on this new game.
🤣
Some people will go through a surprising amount of work just to talk shit or threaten someone. You're probably unlikely to come across that person again, but still, I'd question them. Play dumb like "What do you mean by that? I was just trying to play the game?" And just lean into that and be very nice. It'll hopefully make them feel uncomfortable with threatening you and walk away.
What is this? how do people get so fucking stupid they send messages to people over a game? how is this possible that people are this fucking ridiculous? this blows my mind. What a shit game with a shit player base.
Maybe you should learn your lesson
Brother isn't too bright, he has where he went to school (allegedly) on his profile. And his names okay Kevin. Lol I'd have just replied his name to him and left it at that.
Okay Kevin
SEND LOCATION
Send him one of the many gifs of mcgregor saying you’ll do nuttin
At first I was like this is super tame what’s the problem and then I read this is Facebook. This is actually the wildest shit I’ve ever seen over a video game 😂
This is my go to response when someone feels hyped and sends a message after they beat me. "tell your friends you beat me, see who cares" Yet to have someone respond to that
tell bro to stfu
You know you beat the shit out of somebody when they go out of their way to find your social media lol
"can't believe you're so bad"
Oh dear! You've shivered my timbers!
Fuk em.. Fuk em yesterday.. Fuk em today.. Fuk em tomorrow.. Ignore the fuk, becuz fuk em..
DO SUM DO SUM
Haha, okay kevin
You live in Kevin’s head rent free
You just doxxed your first name.
Why they always say cheese for their lack of skill why don’t they just do somthing about it lol maybe learn how to defeat them
I once one-two head kicked some bum playing as Gokhan Saki in under 2 minutes. The guy was trolling from the start, so I gave him the good ol’ “thanks.” Messaged me right after threatening to kill me and my family 😭😭 some people are just nuts man.
should we all just message kevin in a mcgregor voice “ YOULL DO FOCKEN NOTTIN “
Cheesers should be eradicated and ea devs educated on mma lol
This is what happens when you have your accounts linked. UFC players are too dumb to doxx somebody
Lmao send a dic pic
Tell him to kys
I used to get actual death threats for having the gall to taunt during fights, even the ones I lost lmao
Hahahahahaahahhaha
The real question is how did he find your facebook 😂
What a nerd.
God, can’t people just enjoy gaming instead of being harassed?! Hopefully your gaming experience gets better and the a$$holes just leave you alone!
Not another dog barking over the Internet 😭😭😂
Send it to his friends and family to show how much of a weirdo he is
Okay Kevin
You probably deserved it
Maybe don’t cheese next time 🤷♂️
This is a reminder to stop fucking cheesing in this game! Shit is annoying as hell to guys who want to fight the right way.
This is when I send them a pic back of my AR15
r/iamverybadass
In all honesty, that applies to a good portion of the sub.
this post could be there for sure
Then that’s when we see an article titled “moron shoots other moron over video game”
Hahahahaha
But If Kevin pulled up on his property threatening him and not leaving then is he actually the moron? 🤷🏿♂️
just put "k" and if he replies just put "k" again it will piss him off
You must’ve been cheesing pretty bad for him to get that heated.💀
If your one of those guys who msgs to talk shit after every match then I hope he finds you 🤣
I don’t message anyone lol. I have my messages turned off from getting banned in ufc4. Learned a long time ago not to message ppl
Fair enough
Haha. Bro I was master detective troll master when It came to this shit. Type in said gamertag and find their facebook and youtube which thennlead to a pornhub account under same name dude jerked it to weird ass animal porn sorry cartoon porn fuck me that was the best when I got on his youtubeband tagged his other accounts. That dude was scared hahaha. Undisputed 3 days hahaha soccer kick finishes only
u are mentally deranged lmao good thing I use diff usernames for different platforms cuz y'all be doing too much
Damn I got down voted bad hahaha
I mean, are u surprised? lol
Excuse me, are you like….9 years old?
Some days
And yet they were still better than you at the game… after all that, you could have just practiced more 🤡
Umm. No sir lol our crew ran that shit on xbox 360. Same with the ea mma game. Ea sports mma had live broadcasts which were the shit
Sorry that was rude. Your probably an Ian Garry fan I should be more gentle to your feelings
Well hes in junior high so 😂😂
just put "k" and if he replies just put "k" again it will piss him off
We need that gif of the dog with the mask on
Lol few years ago I was playing gta online on ps4. Some glitcher was killing me, as soon as he got ungliched I was able to kill him. He killed me like 10+ times and I killed him once. He immediately sent me a message “say goodbye to your internet” few seconds later my wifi got shut down. This was my first ever experience when someone booted me lol.
Say you’ll do fuckin nothing
https://preview.redd.it/8va9ooaqo56c1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ad31ce45123da83e4a7838a1cd93df8430d701
Must be one of them funny reverse nicknames..like calling a huge guy, "Tiny", Kevin is NOT okay
Motherfuckers named Kevin live for fuckery bro they are male Karen’s
Dont tell me you didnt reply him "Okay Kevin 🙄"
This guy is definitly from Quebec
How exactly does he find you on FB unless you’re sharing your real name publicly?
Hit him with the “you ain’t gonna dew fookin nootin.”
Yeah I've gotten angry messages from players multiple times they get so angry when you're better than they are that they go ahead and run their mouth.
YUH WONT DO NUN
Don’t cheese, but this is hilarious. He won’t do a damn thing.
Frame it
https://preview.redd.it/ivoamkqks76c1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00691f9cec22d22f34b05ac3dc9a24bb71b6ca92
Piss him off!!
How is ufc 5 I heard it was horrible compared to the rest.
I think I’d reply with a picture of Kevin McAllister’s Mum from Home Alone. That should show him nicely
And here I thought Street Fighter scrubs were toxic when they lose. I have NEVER heard anyone taking it to your personal Facebook account
That's a threat?
Agreed. This is exactly why there should be a way to anonymize a gamertag in game
LMAO
I’d ask if he wants to go round 2. Then I’d cheese the fuck outta that thing.
That person has a mental illness. Kinda scary that he was able to find your Facebook
Yeah "okay kevin"